Disclaimer: Not mine. Tolkien's 'cept Celebwen

No one knows Legolas's age, so it may be AU, maybe not. In this fic, Thranduil married Celeborn's other daughter (which is an OC even though she doesn't appear in here) so he and Elrond are brother-in-laws. Elrond is about 1500 years older than Thranduil. Set in the 3rd Age

Later that day...

"LEGOLAS PAY ATTENTION!!!!" Galadriel was explaining to Legolas why it was a bad idea to put a snake in her bed. Legolas had

"accidentally" dozed off. He thought, Hey, two hours of lecturing is enough. I gotta torture someone else now. Galadriel, knew what Legolas was

thinking and get pissed. She was about to explode when Celeborn walked in.

"Galadriel, you have to see this! Celebrian and Celebwen are beating the crap out of Elrond and Thranduil in a really strange card game!

Hey! Those last four words rhymed!" Celeborn was practically yelling. He ran out to watch the rest of the game.

"Hey! Wait for for me!" Galadriel rushed out, leaving Legolas alone in her and Celeborn's bedroom. Legolas decided to make up an evil

scheme... heh heh heh

Elsewhere, Celebrian put down two Kings. Then, it was Celebwen's turn. She put down two King to back up her older sister's pair of

kings. That's not fair, thought Thranduil, I'M king. Then, Elrond made his move. He put down two pairs of fours and ended. Celebrian and

Celebwen were trying with all their strength not to laugh. Celebrian failed, and her sister did not fair much better. Thranduil drew a card and

mentally laughed. He put down all four aces. Celebrian and Celebwen's laughter stopped. Both drew one card each. Celebrian and Celebwen each

put down two jokers. They had won, again. Celeborn and Galadriel tried to contain their laughter but couldn't.

"Again?" asked Celebwen.

"How 'bout not..." Thranduil answered. "You've won the past thirty- eight games."

"Thirty-nine is the charm," Elrond said.

"THAT'S WAS YOU'VE BEEN SAYING SINCE YOU LOST THE FIRST TIME!!!!!!!!" Celebrian was laughing at Elrond's philosophy.

Ten feet away were Elladan and Elrohir. They rigged up another trap for Galadriel.

"I'm going back to check on Legolas," Galadriel suddenly said. With that, she walked out and right into the twins trap. As soon as she

stepped on a rock, a giant tarantula came swinging down a her. She didn't know it, but it was just a stuffed animal. Running like her life depended

on it, she got back to the room Legolas was in. Celeborn, Celebrian, Celebwen, Elrond, and Thranduil filled the air with laughter.

"Say...that looks almost like the twin's stuffed tarantula doesn't it Celebrian?" Elrond asked.

"You're right, dear. Hmmm..."

Galadriel walked into her room when a bucket of tomatoes fell on her.

"Legolas..."





I know that Elladan and Elrohir don't have much to do with Legolas right now but they will in the next chapter.

btw, I know I said that Celeborn's other daughter won't appear in this fic. I lied.