Disclaimer: Not mine. Tolkien's 'cept Celebwen
No one knows Legolas's age, so it may be AU, maybe not. In this fic, Thranduil married Celeborn's other daughter (which is an OC even though she doesn't appear in here) so he and Elrond are brother-in-laws. Elrond is about 1500 years older than Thranduil. I forgot to mention the actual ages. Set in the 3rd Age ( I know the twins weren't born until the 3rd age and I don't Legolas was born until the third age either, but w/e) Ages( I'm making these up) Celeborn: 7549 Galadriel: 7531 Celebrian: 5594 Celebwen:4094 Elrond: 5595 Thranduil: 4095 Elladan and Elrohir: 47 Legolas: 34 In here, Elves mature at 2000
Elladan and Elrohir sat on their beds. They were not to leave the room for a day, including for food. It wasn't fair, Elrohir thought, the tarantula wasn't even
real. Elladan was thinking of a way to escape. The door and all three windows were shut and locked. He would have to think of a way to unlock them. Unlocking
the windows wouldn't help. The twins were not wood-elves so they couldn't climb the trees. Then, he noticed his and Elrohir's swords. They were not sharp but
if they hit them on the door hard enough, it might make a hole. Elladan told Elrohir about the plan and they started whacking the door with all their strength. After
an hour of whack-the-door, there was not only a huge hole, but the door itself had been torn off by Elladan's final blow. There was no one in the hall. Seizing the
opportunity, the twins bolted out of the door, down the hall, and on the way to some not-so-well-deserved freedom. They ran into Legolas outside, who just
escaped from his room as well. He had broken a window and climbed down a tree.
"Hey Legolas," The twins greeted in unison. "What are you doing?"
"Looking for someone to test my trap on"
"New trap huh?"
"Yalp. Wanna help?"
"Yea. Sure" With that, they got to work.
Celeborn was walking with his son-in-laws through the forest. Elrond and Thranduil screwed up another line and he was walking with them as they
rehearsed, to make sure they would not screw up another.
"Hail the Lord and Lady of the Golden Wood. May your strength last...." Elrond and Thranduil said together.
"Strength AND will," Celeborn was getting impatient. "Again"
"Hail the Lord and Lady of the Golden Wood. May your strength and will last forever through the Ages. Through thunderstorm and through..." Thranduil trailed off.
"Um...I forgot" He said weakly. Celeborn was pissed. He grabbed Thranduil's ear and hissed, "Through thunderstorm and through fair weather." Elrond
was glad. He didn't know the line after that and since Thranduil forgot a line before him, Celeborn was mad at him.
"Again"
"Hail the Lord and Lady of the Golden Wood. May your strength and will last forever through the Ages. Through thunderstorm and through fair weather.
The power of Lord Celeborn and Lady Galadriel will..." This time Celeborn grabbed Elrond's ear and hissed, "*prevail *against *all *others." Elrond and Thranduil
tried again, failed again. Celeborn grabbed one of both of their ears and pulled them like that through the forest. When suddenly a pile of acorns landed on all three
of them. Thranduil and Elrond heard faint laughter, but Celeborn was too pissed.
"Legolas..."
"Elladan...Elrohir..."
Tell me whether the three of them should piss off Haldir and his brothers as well.
No one knows Legolas's age, so it may be AU, maybe not. In this fic, Thranduil married Celeborn's other daughter (which is an OC even though she doesn't appear in here) so he and Elrond are brother-in-laws. Elrond is about 1500 years older than Thranduil. I forgot to mention the actual ages. Set in the 3rd Age ( I know the twins weren't born until the 3rd age and I don't Legolas was born until the third age either, but w/e) Ages( I'm making these up) Celeborn: 7549 Galadriel: 7531 Celebrian: 5594 Celebwen:4094 Elrond: 5595 Thranduil: 4095 Elladan and Elrohir: 47 Legolas: 34 In here, Elves mature at 2000
Elladan and Elrohir sat on their beds. They were not to leave the room for a day, including for food. It wasn't fair, Elrohir thought, the tarantula wasn't even
real. Elladan was thinking of a way to escape. The door and all three windows were shut and locked. He would have to think of a way to unlock them. Unlocking
the windows wouldn't help. The twins were not wood-elves so they couldn't climb the trees. Then, he noticed his and Elrohir's swords. They were not sharp but
if they hit them on the door hard enough, it might make a hole. Elladan told Elrohir about the plan and they started whacking the door with all their strength. After
an hour of whack-the-door, there was not only a huge hole, but the door itself had been torn off by Elladan's final blow. There was no one in the hall. Seizing the
opportunity, the twins bolted out of the door, down the hall, and on the way to some not-so-well-deserved freedom. They ran into Legolas outside, who just
escaped from his room as well. He had broken a window and climbed down a tree.
"Hey Legolas," The twins greeted in unison. "What are you doing?"
"Looking for someone to test my trap on"
"New trap huh?"
"Yalp. Wanna help?"
"Yea. Sure" With that, they got to work.
Celeborn was walking with his son-in-laws through the forest. Elrond and Thranduil screwed up another line and he was walking with them as they
rehearsed, to make sure they would not screw up another.
"Hail the Lord and Lady of the Golden Wood. May your strength last...." Elrond and Thranduil said together.
"Strength AND will," Celeborn was getting impatient. "Again"
"Hail the Lord and Lady of the Golden Wood. May your strength and will last forever through the Ages. Through thunderstorm and through..." Thranduil trailed off.
"Um...I forgot" He said weakly. Celeborn was pissed. He grabbed Thranduil's ear and hissed, "Through thunderstorm and through fair weather." Elrond
was glad. He didn't know the line after that and since Thranduil forgot a line before him, Celeborn was mad at him.
"Again"
"Hail the Lord and Lady of the Golden Wood. May your strength and will last forever through the Ages. Through thunderstorm and through fair weather.
The power of Lord Celeborn and Lady Galadriel will..." This time Celeborn grabbed Elrond's ear and hissed, "*prevail *against *all *others." Elrond and Thranduil
tried again, failed again. Celeborn grabbed one of both of their ears and pulled them like that through the forest. When suddenly a pile of acorns landed on all three
of them. Thranduil and Elrond heard faint laughter, but Celeborn was too pissed.
"Legolas..."
"Elladan...Elrohir..."
Tell me whether the three of them should piss off Haldir and his brothers as well.