Disclaimer: Not mine. Tolkien's 'cept Celebwen and Lauregalen
No one knows Legolas's age, so it may be AU, maybe not. In this fic, Thranduil married Celeborn's other daughter so he and Elrond are brother-in- laws. Elrond is about 1500 years older than Thranduil. I forgot to mention the actual ages. Set in the 3rd Age ( I know the twins weren't born until the 3rd age and I don't Legolas was born until the third age either, but w/e) Ages( I'm making these up) Celeborn: 7549 Galadriel: 7531 Celebrian: 5594 Celebwen:4094 Elrond: 5595 Thranduil: 4095 Elladan and Elrohir: 47 Legolas: 34 Haldir: 54 Orophin: 42 Rumil: 37 Glorfindel: 6595 Erestor: 6924 Lauregalen:536 In here, Elves mature at 2000
This chapter is going to focus on Elrond and Thranduil as kids, hopefully explaining some of their thoughts and actions, maybe even some of Elladan, Elrohir, and Legolas's. 2nd Age Elrond: 1552 Thranduil: 52 Glorfindel: 2552 Erestor: 2893 Gil-Galad: I don't wanna figure out his age. Do it yourself.
"Stop being such a baby Thranduil," Elrond sighed.
"I'm not a baby," Thranduil was the equivalent of a 4-year-old human. Elrond was about 15 or 16. They were going to put honey in Glorfindel and Erestor
beds. Thranduil wasn't too sure about it, being afraid of them. Then again, he was afraid of Elrond too. To be honest, the only elf he wasn't afraid of was
his father, Oropher ( I got sick of all those fics about Oropher being abusive). Oropher had sent him to Lindon, just because he felt like it.
"Come on," Elrond was getting impatient. Why was he friends with this elf anyways? They went on and ran into Gil-Galad.
"What are you two doing up at this time of the night? With a bucket of honey I might add," he asked. Thranduil used puppy-dog eyes and said,
"I got hungry and Elrond was nice enough to get some honey for me," Oh yeah, Elrond thought, that's why.
"Oh all-right. Go on then," Gil-galad walked off. Elrond and Thranduil continued on. They approached Glorfindel's room, who had come of age 552 years
earlier. Thranduil didn't remember, since he wasn't born yet. They opened the door as quietly as they could spread honey all over a sleeping Glorfindel.
Then they did the same thing to Erestor in his room.
The next morning, two particular honey-covered elves were looking for two particular elflings.
"Glorfindel, maybe we should wash first."
"Why?"
"We don't want to torture those two elflings covered in honey."
"Guess you're right...again"
"Of course I'm right. I'm always right."
"..."
In Thranduil's room, Thranduil had just woken up. He was supposed to meet up with Elrond at 10:00. He looked out the window. The Sun was already
above Lindon! It was noon! Thranduil forgot about everything at that moment and ran out. He was only wearing one boot and boxers (sound familiar?).
As soon as Elrond saw him, he started laughing. Thranduil, confused, looked down at himself. To his horror, he realized what he had on. HE HAD BEEN
RUNNING AROUND LINDON IN HIS BOXERS ( he lost the boot)!!!
"Hey Thranduil, I need to show you something I found." Elrond said, trying to control his laughter. He took something out of his pocket. IT WAS A
PICTURE OF GLORFINDEL IN HIS BOXERS AS A KID!!!
"This should make for some interesting black-mailing shouldn't it, Thranduil?" Elrond asked. "All right, go and put some clothes on will ya? Or else I'll get a
painter to paint you in your boxers too." Thranduil rushed back to his room.
Back to Elladan, Elrohir and Legolas's time...
"We must take drastic measures. Lauregalen, go and use this to buy as fine wine as you can." Thranduil said, handing his elder son a bag of gold that seemed
to have come out of nowhere. "Legolas, go with him." Lauregalen mentally swore.
"Come on kid, let's go." Legolas did as he was told. Royan, Lauregalen's horse, was too big for Legolas to mount on his own. So Lauregalen dismounted,
picked up Legolas, mounted him on Royan, mounted himself, and rode off.
"Lauregalen, can I get some candy too?"
"No"
"Please?"
"No"
"Why?"
"Because I said so."
"Why?"
"Because we need the money to buy wine."
"Why?"
"Because father will die without wine."
"Why?"
"Because he likes wine."
"Why?"
"Because wine is better than candy."
"Why?"
"Because that's how they're made."
"Why?"
"Because that's what the Valar ordered."
"Why?"
"Because they felt like it."
"Why?"
"I give up. Take this gold coin and buy yourself some candy. Do not tell dad."
"I won't." With that, Legolas ungracefully dismounted and ran off to buy candy, leaving his elder brother to buy wine with his...horse.
No one knows Legolas's age, so it may be AU, maybe not. In this fic, Thranduil married Celeborn's other daughter so he and Elrond are brother-in- laws. Elrond is about 1500 years older than Thranduil. I forgot to mention the actual ages. Set in the 3rd Age ( I know the twins weren't born until the 3rd age and I don't Legolas was born until the third age either, but w/e) Ages( I'm making these up) Celeborn: 7549 Galadriel: 7531 Celebrian: 5594 Celebwen:4094 Elrond: 5595 Thranduil: 4095 Elladan and Elrohir: 47 Legolas: 34 Haldir: 54 Orophin: 42 Rumil: 37 Glorfindel: 6595 Erestor: 6924 Lauregalen:536 In here, Elves mature at 2000
This chapter is going to focus on Elrond and Thranduil as kids, hopefully explaining some of their thoughts and actions, maybe even some of Elladan, Elrohir, and Legolas's. 2nd Age Elrond: 1552 Thranduil: 52 Glorfindel: 2552 Erestor: 2893 Gil-Galad: I don't wanna figure out his age. Do it yourself.
"Stop being such a baby Thranduil," Elrond sighed.
"I'm not a baby," Thranduil was the equivalent of a 4-year-old human. Elrond was about 15 or 16. They were going to put honey in Glorfindel and Erestor
beds. Thranduil wasn't too sure about it, being afraid of them. Then again, he was afraid of Elrond too. To be honest, the only elf he wasn't afraid of was
his father, Oropher ( I got sick of all those fics about Oropher being abusive). Oropher had sent him to Lindon, just because he felt like it.
"Come on," Elrond was getting impatient. Why was he friends with this elf anyways? They went on and ran into Gil-Galad.
"What are you two doing up at this time of the night? With a bucket of honey I might add," he asked. Thranduil used puppy-dog eyes and said,
"I got hungry and Elrond was nice enough to get some honey for me," Oh yeah, Elrond thought, that's why.
"Oh all-right. Go on then," Gil-galad walked off. Elrond and Thranduil continued on. They approached Glorfindel's room, who had come of age 552 years
earlier. Thranduil didn't remember, since he wasn't born yet. They opened the door as quietly as they could spread honey all over a sleeping Glorfindel.
Then they did the same thing to Erestor in his room.
The next morning, two particular honey-covered elves were looking for two particular elflings.
"Glorfindel, maybe we should wash first."
"Why?"
"We don't want to torture those two elflings covered in honey."
"Guess you're right...again"
"Of course I'm right. I'm always right."
"..."
In Thranduil's room, Thranduil had just woken up. He was supposed to meet up with Elrond at 10:00. He looked out the window. The Sun was already
above Lindon! It was noon! Thranduil forgot about everything at that moment and ran out. He was only wearing one boot and boxers (sound familiar?).
As soon as Elrond saw him, he started laughing. Thranduil, confused, looked down at himself. To his horror, he realized what he had on. HE HAD BEEN
RUNNING AROUND LINDON IN HIS BOXERS ( he lost the boot)!!!
"Hey Thranduil, I need to show you something I found." Elrond said, trying to control his laughter. He took something out of his pocket. IT WAS A
PICTURE OF GLORFINDEL IN HIS BOXERS AS A KID!!!
"This should make for some interesting black-mailing shouldn't it, Thranduil?" Elrond asked. "All right, go and put some clothes on will ya? Or else I'll get a
painter to paint you in your boxers too." Thranduil rushed back to his room.
Back to Elladan, Elrohir and Legolas's time...
"We must take drastic measures. Lauregalen, go and use this to buy as fine wine as you can." Thranduil said, handing his elder son a bag of gold that seemed
to have come out of nowhere. "Legolas, go with him." Lauregalen mentally swore.
"Come on kid, let's go." Legolas did as he was told. Royan, Lauregalen's horse, was too big for Legolas to mount on his own. So Lauregalen dismounted,
picked up Legolas, mounted him on Royan, mounted himself, and rode off.
"Lauregalen, can I get some candy too?"
"No"
"Please?"
"No"
"Why?"
"Because I said so."
"Why?"
"Because we need the money to buy wine."
"Why?"
"Because father will die without wine."
"Why?"
"Because he likes wine."
"Why?"
"Because wine is better than candy."
"Why?"
"Because that's how they're made."
"Why?"
"Because that's what the Valar ordered."
"Why?"
"Because they felt like it."
"Why?"
"I give up. Take this gold coin and buy yourself some candy. Do not tell dad."
"I won't." With that, Legolas ungracefully dismounted and ran off to buy candy, leaving his elder brother to buy wine with his...horse.