Disclaimer: Not mine. Tolkien's 'cept Celebwen and Lauregalen
No one knows Legolas's age, so it may be AU, maybe not. In this fic, Thranduil married Celeborn's other daughter so he and Elrond are brother-in- laws. Elrond is about 1500 years older than Thranduil. I forgot to mention the actual ages. Set in the 3rd Age ( I know the twins weren't born until the 3rd age and I don't Legolas was born until the third age either, but w/e) Ages( I'm making these up) Celeborn: 7549 Galadriel: 7531 Celebrian: 5594 Celebwen:4094 Elrond: 5595 Thranduil: 4095 Elladan and Elrohir: 47 Legolas: 34 Haldir: 54 Orophin: 42 Rumil: 37 Glorfindel: 6595 Erestor: 6924 Lauregalen:536 In here, Elves mature at 2000
"Legolas, hurry up." Elladan said to , no duh, Legolas. Elrohir slowed down for him. They had another trick to play on their
grandparents. Elrond and Thranduil were going to depart for Imladris (yes together, no not slash). This was going to be the last
chance to play a joke on Celeborn and Galadriel for a long time. Too bad they ran into their fathers.
"What are you three doing up at this time of the night?" asked a suspicious Elrond.
"We...were...um...going to hang a snake outside grandfather and grandmother's door," Legolas answered. The twins went
berserk. How could Legolas tell the truth. They were going to be sent back to bed for sure. But the brother-in-laws said
something quite unexpected.
"We were heading up to their room as well boys." Elrond said as if this was normal for them (actually, it was normal for the,.
Elladan, Elrohir, and Legolas just didn't know it).
"We're going to put up two buckets of tree sap on their door. So when they walk through it...heh heh," Thranduil added.
Elladan, Elrohir, and Legolas stood starting at them with widened eyes. As soon as they were out of their state of shock, the
five headed to...(scary music starts playing) Celeborn and Galadriel's bedroom. They finished the trap x2 and packed
their things for their leave. Guards were sent to wake up Celebrian, Celebwen, Glorfindel, Erestor, and Lauregalen.
"Celebrian, we must leave now, or a dark terror will befall on us all." Elrond said in his most scary voice.
"Uh-huh. What did you and Thranduil do this time?"
"Not much."
"Uh-huh"
"Elladan, Elrohir, and Legolas helped." That did it. Celebrian picked of one of Elrond's robes and started hitting him with it.
"How dare you two corrupt them? They would have been good elflings if you and Thranduil hadn't set such a bad example for
them. And to think that you and him are a Lord and King. *sigh *faint"
In another room, Thranduil was having just as much, of not more, trouble than Elrond. As soon as he had explained what
happened, Celebwen had taken up one of Thranduil's best swords and pointed it at him.
"Why? Why? You know that my mother already thinks of you and Elrond as idiots. Why?"
"It was Elrond's idea. All Elrond." Thranduil was close to panicking.
"You expect me to believe that?"
"Um...yeah?"
"*Grrrrrr"
"Um...no?"
"*sigh *faint"
Elrond put Celebrian on a horse and Thranduil put Celebwen on another. With that done, Elrond, Thranduil, Celebrian,
Celebwen, Glorfindel, Erestor, Elladan, Elrohir, and Legolas, rode off to Imladris.
The next morning:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
THE END
*if you want me to write a pre/sequel, tell me in a review
No one knows Legolas's age, so it may be AU, maybe not. In this fic, Thranduil married Celeborn's other daughter so he and Elrond are brother-in- laws. Elrond is about 1500 years older than Thranduil. I forgot to mention the actual ages. Set in the 3rd Age ( I know the twins weren't born until the 3rd age and I don't Legolas was born until the third age either, but w/e) Ages( I'm making these up) Celeborn: 7549 Galadriel: 7531 Celebrian: 5594 Celebwen:4094 Elrond: 5595 Thranduil: 4095 Elladan and Elrohir: 47 Legolas: 34 Haldir: 54 Orophin: 42 Rumil: 37 Glorfindel: 6595 Erestor: 6924 Lauregalen:536 In here, Elves mature at 2000
"Legolas, hurry up." Elladan said to , no duh, Legolas. Elrohir slowed down for him. They had another trick to play on their
grandparents. Elrond and Thranduil were going to depart for Imladris (yes together, no not slash). This was going to be the last
chance to play a joke on Celeborn and Galadriel for a long time. Too bad they ran into their fathers.
"What are you three doing up at this time of the night?" asked a suspicious Elrond.
"We...were...um...going to hang a snake outside grandfather and grandmother's door," Legolas answered. The twins went
berserk. How could Legolas tell the truth. They were going to be sent back to bed for sure. But the brother-in-laws said
something quite unexpected.
"We were heading up to their room as well boys." Elrond said as if this was normal for them (actually, it was normal for the,.
Elladan, Elrohir, and Legolas just didn't know it).
"We're going to put up two buckets of tree sap on their door. So when they walk through it...heh heh," Thranduil added.
Elladan, Elrohir, and Legolas stood starting at them with widened eyes. As soon as they were out of their state of shock, the
five headed to...(scary music starts playing) Celeborn and Galadriel's bedroom. They finished the trap x2 and packed
their things for their leave. Guards were sent to wake up Celebrian, Celebwen, Glorfindel, Erestor, and Lauregalen.
"Celebrian, we must leave now, or a dark terror will befall on us all." Elrond said in his most scary voice.
"Uh-huh. What did you and Thranduil do this time?"
"Not much."
"Uh-huh"
"Elladan, Elrohir, and Legolas helped." That did it. Celebrian picked of one of Elrond's robes and started hitting him with it.
"How dare you two corrupt them? They would have been good elflings if you and Thranduil hadn't set such a bad example for
them. And to think that you and him are a Lord and King. *sigh *faint"
In another room, Thranduil was having just as much, of not more, trouble than Elrond. As soon as he had explained what
happened, Celebwen had taken up one of Thranduil's best swords and pointed it at him.
"Why? Why? You know that my mother already thinks of you and Elrond as idiots. Why?"
"It was Elrond's idea. All Elrond." Thranduil was close to panicking.
"You expect me to believe that?"
"Um...yeah?"
"*Grrrrrr"
"Um...no?"
"*sigh *faint"
Elrond put Celebrian on a horse and Thranduil put Celebwen on another. With that done, Elrond, Thranduil, Celebrian,
Celebwen, Glorfindel, Erestor, Elladan, Elrohir, and Legolas, rode off to Imladris.
The next morning:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
THE END
*if you want me to write a pre/sequel, tell me in a review