Wow.thanks for all of the reviews.though more would be nice.Oh well, I
guess nothing could compare to my old fic, Blood lust.
If any one wants their character in the fic, or the sequel (I will decided), just tell me about it in your review, and sooner or later you character will appear. I'm not very creative, so.Jokey Time!!!!!
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20 ways to order a pizza the fun way...part II
21. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
22. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.
23. Change your accent every three seconds.
24. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
25. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"
26. Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't."
27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
28. Rent a pizza.
29. Order while using an electric knife sharpener.
30. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
31. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.
32. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."
33. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, (Pizza Place), start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?"
34. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.
35. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
36. Imitate the order taker's voice.
37. Eliminate verbs from your speech.
38. When they say "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now."
39. Play a sitar in the background.
40. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
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I won't say where I get my jokes.that is my own private site.and I am rather protective of my possessions.i.e. Yami of Yugi. Case and point!
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Don't Tell
Chapter 6:
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~*~Sugoroku's POV~*~
The trip had been Hell. Just more newbies that were wannabe Hunters. At least this group had shown some skill, I thought ruefully. I continued up the stairs, the Vampiric aura diminishing. It was good to know that not one leech entered the house while I was away. (a/n: *snickers* Yeah, right. Just imagine when he.well, just read and find out!*snickers*)
I reached Yugi's room, listening intently. One of Yugi's favorite bands was playing on his CD player, Puddle of Mud, I think. But it shocked me to sense magic emanating from his room, he had mentioned that something had changed, could he have discovered his powers.?
Sighing, I opened the door, and what I saw nearly gave me a heart attack. (*sniggers*)
~*~End POV~*~
Sugoroku's jaw dropped to the ground and his eyes bugged out. (*sniggers madly*)
There, in front of him, was Yugi, his precious, innocent, angel of a grandson Yugi, playing tonsil hockey with a, with a, a, a, a, a LEECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (*sniggers*) But which one, he could not say.he masked his aura all to well.
It was then that Yugi saw him.
~*~Yugi's POV~*~
One minute I'm making out with Yami, and the next, I see my Grandpa, his jaw on the ground, and I just want to crawl into a hole and die.
// What's wrong, Tenshi? // Yami purred.
/ Uh.we, uh, have company. /
// Kuso //
/ My sentiments exactly /
We broke apart our kiss, and I just avoided my Grandfather's gaze. Blood rushed to my cheeks, my entire face red. I wish I were dead. It was then that I felt an enormous amount of power was over me, over the entire room. It was cold, dark, and full of electricity. I glanced over at the source: Yami.
~*~Yami's POV~*~
Shit. He came. I shouldn't really let down my guard around Yugi. But he still has no idea who I am. And he wasn't prepared either - at least I masked myself well enough.
Ah, what the Hell. Not like he could actually kill me. But he could cast a spell, a very powerful one, if, and only if he had time to prepare it. It could kill me. If he chose to.
But by letting my power loose, he would be able to sense who I am; Yami, the most powerful of the Vampiric. (Shadow powers.)
~*~End POV~*~
Sugoroku felt the enormous wave of power hit him like a ton of bricks.
No one has that amount of power! He thought, no one, except for Yami.but who thought that he would come to our town?
Yami smirked dangerously, power rolling off of him in waves.
"Well old man. Seems you have finally caught on. It seems as if though you know who I am." Yami bowed mockingly.
"I have finally met the great Sugoroku Motou. What an honor." His voice thick with sarcasm.
Yami held up his hand, dark energy forming. It was his intention, to kill off, Sugoroku Motou.
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Okay, It's short, I know, but I need to drag it out for the jokes.
But, never fear! There is a sequel!!!!!!!!
So review!!!!!!!
If any one wants their character in the fic, or the sequel (I will decided), just tell me about it in your review, and sooner or later you character will appear. I'm not very creative, so.Jokey Time!!!!!
~*~
20 ways to order a pizza the fun way...part II
21. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
22. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.
23. Change your accent every three seconds.
24. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
25. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"
26. Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't."
27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
28. Rent a pizza.
29. Order while using an electric knife sharpener.
30. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
31. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.
32. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."
33. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, (Pizza Place), start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?"
34. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.
35. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
36. Imitate the order taker's voice.
37. Eliminate verbs from your speech.
38. When they say "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now."
39. Play a sitar in the background.
40. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
~*~
I won't say where I get my jokes.that is my own private site.and I am rather protective of my possessions.i.e. Yami of Yugi. Case and point!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't Tell
Chapter 6:
~*~
~*~Sugoroku's POV~*~
The trip had been Hell. Just more newbies that were wannabe Hunters. At least this group had shown some skill, I thought ruefully. I continued up the stairs, the Vampiric aura diminishing. It was good to know that not one leech entered the house while I was away. (a/n: *snickers* Yeah, right. Just imagine when he.well, just read and find out!*snickers*)
I reached Yugi's room, listening intently. One of Yugi's favorite bands was playing on his CD player, Puddle of Mud, I think. But it shocked me to sense magic emanating from his room, he had mentioned that something had changed, could he have discovered his powers.?
Sighing, I opened the door, and what I saw nearly gave me a heart attack. (*sniggers*)
~*~End POV~*~
Sugoroku's jaw dropped to the ground and his eyes bugged out. (*sniggers madly*)
There, in front of him, was Yugi, his precious, innocent, angel of a grandson Yugi, playing tonsil hockey with a, with a, a, a, a, a LEECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (*sniggers*) But which one, he could not say.he masked his aura all to well.
It was then that Yugi saw him.
~*~Yugi's POV~*~
One minute I'm making out with Yami, and the next, I see my Grandpa, his jaw on the ground, and I just want to crawl into a hole and die.
// What's wrong, Tenshi? // Yami purred.
/ Uh.we, uh, have company. /
// Kuso //
/ My sentiments exactly /
We broke apart our kiss, and I just avoided my Grandfather's gaze. Blood rushed to my cheeks, my entire face red. I wish I were dead. It was then that I felt an enormous amount of power was over me, over the entire room. It was cold, dark, and full of electricity. I glanced over at the source: Yami.
~*~Yami's POV~*~
Shit. He came. I shouldn't really let down my guard around Yugi. But he still has no idea who I am. And he wasn't prepared either - at least I masked myself well enough.
Ah, what the Hell. Not like he could actually kill me. But he could cast a spell, a very powerful one, if, and only if he had time to prepare it. It could kill me. If he chose to.
But by letting my power loose, he would be able to sense who I am; Yami, the most powerful of the Vampiric. (Shadow powers.)
~*~End POV~*~
Sugoroku felt the enormous wave of power hit him like a ton of bricks.
No one has that amount of power! He thought, no one, except for Yami.but who thought that he would come to our town?
Yami smirked dangerously, power rolling off of him in waves.
"Well old man. Seems you have finally caught on. It seems as if though you know who I am." Yami bowed mockingly.
"I have finally met the great Sugoroku Motou. What an honor." His voice thick with sarcasm.
Yami held up his hand, dark energy forming. It was his intention, to kill off, Sugoroku Motou.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Okay, It's short, I know, but I need to drag it out for the jokes.
But, never fear! There is a sequel!!!!!!!!
So review!!!!!!!