Okay!!! More reviews are always welcome!!!!
Again with the Jokes!!!!
~*~ 20 ways to order a pizza the fun way...part III
41. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
42. Ask to see a menu.
43. Quote Carl Sandberg.
44. Say you'll be able to pay for this when the movie people call back.
45. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
46. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.
47. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.
48. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
49. Shout, "I'm through with men/women! Send me a dozen of your best, Gaston!"
50. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"
51. Psychoanalyze the order taker.
52. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.
53. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
54. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
55. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.
56. Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's fired.
57. Report a petty theft to the order taker.
58. Use expletives like "Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Jesus Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town."
59. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
60. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words."
~*~
Hey - if anybody has tried one of these so far, let me know, 'Kay?
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Don't Tell
Chapter 7:
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~*~Yugi's POV~*~
It took me a while to figure out what Yami was attempting to do.
/ Yami! Don't!!! / I yelled frantically through our mind speech.
// Why not? // He replied in a rather bemused voice.
// It would do wonders for my status. // (*sniggers* Yeah, right, he's only like the most powerful Vamp out there)
/ Please! / I begged.
/ He's the only family I have! /
I could sense Yami hesitate.
/ Pleeeaaaassssseeeeeeee??????? / I gave him my infamous puppy dog eyes.
He made the mistake of looking at me.
// It's times like these I hate you //
/ I know! /
Yami lowered his hand, the energy diminishing into nothing.
"You will live, for now, as it is the small ones' request. But be wary, your life may not be so long lived." Yami stated venomously, vanishing into thin air. He had left.
And now I was alone. With my Jii-san. Who had just saw me, err. And now, I was as good as dead. Very dead. Road kill dead. Dead as a doornail. Gone fishing - permanently. Dead as the next -
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
- fuck.
"DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO YOU WERE DOING, THAT, WITH?! BUT YOU DID KNOW, DIDN'T YOU?!? AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE SENSE TO STOP, NOW DID YOU?!?! AGAIN, WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING?! DID YOU THINK THAT I WOULDN'T FIND OUT?! SHUT UP YOU STUPID SHIT (he's pissed off, ne, to use such harsh language?) AND REVIEW THIS GOD DAMN STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Wait, did he just say to review a story? What story?
"Oh, uh, hehe. My bad. I just tend to say random things when I yell.you know how it is."
I did. Once he started saying that the artifact that is the source of his power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in his safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object that is his one weakness. This was last week. Some of his outbursts are pretty funny. I started a joke website because of them.
"But still, Yugi, what were you thinking?"
"I don't know." I muttered. I seriously didn't.
"Yugi, I knew I would have to tell you about your heritage, and about your parents."
My parents.?
He sat down, and began.
"Yugi, you and I are part of the Draconic Line. The Draconic Line is a type of witch, or vampire hunter, if you will. And I am one of the High Elders of our line. This line is also the most powerful out of the 4 lines. The others are the Smoke, Kasai, and Tauhla. Each specialize in something different, but that is for later. This past week I have actually been at one of our training ground, teaching new recruits the ropes. I knew I should've told you sooner, but I always put it off. Your parents were Hunters also, but they died in the hunt. They were one of the best we had, powerful, showing no mercy when they went in for the kill. It was there dream to see you grow up and become a Hunter. But, alas, they died when you were a year old.
You must also know that each witch has a certain, or various, powers. I see you have already found one." He said smirking, looking around my room.
I blushed. At least he wasn't talking about Yami again. Yami.
I thought back to what he said.
"Jii-san." I started out slowly. "How did my parents die?"
He looked at me gravely.
"Yugi, the one who killed your parents was Yami. He did it."
That struck a nerve. I felt my world crumble around me. How could he.? Part of me said it wasn't his fault, he didn't know they were my parents! But the other, larger, part was angered, bright flames engulfing me, burning with hatred.
"Yugi, I will offer you the chance to become a Hunter. It's up to you."
I looked up to my Grandfather, my heart cold, and my soul blazing with hatred.
"I accept." Revenge, would be sweet.
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I have Blood Lust!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thankees Sara!
Again with the Jokes!!!!
~*~ 20 ways to order a pizza the fun way...part III
41. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
42. Ask to see a menu.
43. Quote Carl Sandberg.
44. Say you'll be able to pay for this when the movie people call back.
45. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
46. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.
47. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.
48. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
49. Shout, "I'm through with men/women! Send me a dozen of your best, Gaston!"
50. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"
51. Psychoanalyze the order taker.
52. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.
53. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
54. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
55. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.
56. Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's fired.
57. Report a petty theft to the order taker.
58. Use expletives like "Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Jesus Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town."
59. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
60. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words."
~*~
Hey - if anybody has tried one of these so far, let me know, 'Kay?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't Tell
Chapter 7:
~*~
~*~Yugi's POV~*~
It took me a while to figure out what Yami was attempting to do.
/ Yami! Don't!!! / I yelled frantically through our mind speech.
// Why not? // He replied in a rather bemused voice.
// It would do wonders for my status. // (*sniggers* Yeah, right, he's only like the most powerful Vamp out there)
/ Please! / I begged.
/ He's the only family I have! /
I could sense Yami hesitate.
/ Pleeeaaaassssseeeeeeee??????? / I gave him my infamous puppy dog eyes.
He made the mistake of looking at me.
// It's times like these I hate you //
/ I know! /
Yami lowered his hand, the energy diminishing into nothing.
"You will live, for now, as it is the small ones' request. But be wary, your life may not be so long lived." Yami stated venomously, vanishing into thin air. He had left.
And now I was alone. With my Jii-san. Who had just saw me, err. And now, I was as good as dead. Very dead. Road kill dead. Dead as a doornail. Gone fishing - permanently. Dead as the next -
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
- fuck.
"DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO YOU WERE DOING, THAT, WITH?! BUT YOU DID KNOW, DIDN'T YOU?!? AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE SENSE TO STOP, NOW DID YOU?!?! AGAIN, WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING?! DID YOU THINK THAT I WOULDN'T FIND OUT?! SHUT UP YOU STUPID SHIT (he's pissed off, ne, to use such harsh language?) AND REVIEW THIS GOD DAMN STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Wait, did he just say to review a story? What story?
"Oh, uh, hehe. My bad. I just tend to say random things when I yell.you know how it is."
I did. Once he started saying that the artifact that is the source of his power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in his safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object that is his one weakness. This was last week. Some of his outbursts are pretty funny. I started a joke website because of them.
"But still, Yugi, what were you thinking?"
"I don't know." I muttered. I seriously didn't.
"Yugi, I knew I would have to tell you about your heritage, and about your parents."
My parents.?
He sat down, and began.
"Yugi, you and I are part of the Draconic Line. The Draconic Line is a type of witch, or vampire hunter, if you will. And I am one of the High Elders of our line. This line is also the most powerful out of the 4 lines. The others are the Smoke, Kasai, and Tauhla. Each specialize in something different, but that is for later. This past week I have actually been at one of our training ground, teaching new recruits the ropes. I knew I should've told you sooner, but I always put it off. Your parents were Hunters also, but they died in the hunt. They were one of the best we had, powerful, showing no mercy when they went in for the kill. It was there dream to see you grow up and become a Hunter. But, alas, they died when you were a year old.
You must also know that each witch has a certain, or various, powers. I see you have already found one." He said smirking, looking around my room.
I blushed. At least he wasn't talking about Yami again. Yami.
I thought back to what he said.
"Jii-san." I started out slowly. "How did my parents die?"
He looked at me gravely.
"Yugi, the one who killed your parents was Yami. He did it."
That struck a nerve. I felt my world crumble around me. How could he.? Part of me said it wasn't his fault, he didn't know they were my parents! But the other, larger, part was angered, bright flames engulfing me, burning with hatred.
"Yugi, I will offer you the chance to become a Hunter. It's up to you."
I looked up to my Grandfather, my heart cold, and my soul blazing with hatred.
"I accept." Revenge, would be sweet.
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I have Blood Lust!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thankees Sara!