Wow. I feel so loved. If any of you want a pic of Yugi in one of the
chapters, say so in your review, give me your e-mail, and I'll send it to
you. Or just go to Chihuahua.chu.jp
That site rocks! It's in Japanese though.so go to the YuGiOh section and
click on works. Some nice Yugi/Yami pics there.
Again, it's joke time!!!
~*~ 20 ways to order a pizza the fun way...part IV
61. Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.
62. Try to talk while drinking something.
63. Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and.action!"
64. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
65. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
66. Be vague in your order.
67. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
68. If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.
69. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
70. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
71. State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get.
72. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
73. Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.
74. Detect the order taker's psychic aura. Use it to your advantage.
75. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.
76. Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop talking @ regular intervals 2 play it.
77. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.
78. Perfect a celebrity's voice. Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit can't-hack-it pimple-faced gofer.
79. Put them on hold.
80. Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.
~*~
That was, uh, interesting.
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Don't Tell
Chapter 8:
~*~ Yugi's heart had turned to ice when he had heard Yami had killed his parents.
Three days later, Yugi began his training.
He met up with some other hunters, Anzu Mazaki, Hiroto Honda, Katsuya and Shizuka Jounuchi, and Ryou Bakura.
Honda, Jounuchi, Anzu, and Ryou were from the Draconic Line, and had been hunting for a year together. Shizuka, was a witch from the Smoke Line and Draconic Line, but specialized in healing. All of them went to Yugi's school, but have never spoken to him.
Now they were all partners. At a training camp. During Hell Week. (I have those at my swim practice.*shudders*)
And Yugi, being the, uh, vertically challenged one that he is, and with not much endurance, was slowly falling behind. But his anger kept him going, the hatred growing more and more each day.
He pushed himself to the limit, collapsing onto his bed at 10 and waking up at 5 in the morning.
He had training in the morning before school, and then again after school for four hours.
Life was Hell right now.
On the upside though, Yugi was obtaining more powers as the training progressed.
He had mastered the inhuman strength (not as strong as a vampires), simple telekinesis, such as moving objects and reading peoples surface thoughts, and his speed and IQ increased drastically. All witches had these abilities; it came with the job.
In addition, he also could form balls of energy and shape shift. Both were very rare gifts among witches. Very rare. Yugi knew this and kept it a secret form everyone. It was his secret weapon.
Yugi had also learned that Yami had become a Vampire to seal the shadow games. They were out of control 3,000 years ago, and with his sacrifice, they were imprisoned.
One could summon them, but only if they had shadow powers. Like Yami.
Yami had also killed Sia, one of the most powerful witches in history. He had then stolen her blade, one that was deadly to any leech that touched it. And it was his weapon of choice. No one dealed with him unless they had a death wish.
Until now. Yugi swore revenge on Yami.
~*~ Sugoroku's POV~*~
It had horrified me when I saw my Yugi kissing that leech.then Yami had almost killed me. Fortunately, Yugi stopped Yami and then he left. I yelled at Yugi for quite sometime.
It was then that it slipped.
I said that Yami was the one who had killed his parents.
Why did I say that? Just so that Yugi would separate from Yami?
Maybe.
For Yami wasn't the one who had killed my daughter and son-in-law.
No, it was another, more ancient vampire who did.
Pegasus.
But Yugi must never find out.
Otherwise he would go back to Yami in a heartbeat.
I must cast a spell, so that if that would happen, Yugi wouldn't remember what happened between himself and Yami.
A memory spell. A powerful one.
Nothing too serious, I wouldn't want to damage him. Just something to erase his memories of Yami.
Yami.
That was another problem.
Would he try to get Yugi to regain his memories?
I'll take care of that later.
But for now, I have to get to work on that spell.
It is Yugi's only hope for happiness. I sighed.
This spell was going to take a while.
Again, it's joke time!!!
~*~ 20 ways to order a pizza the fun way...part IV
61. Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.
62. Try to talk while drinking something.
63. Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and.action!"
64. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
65. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
66. Be vague in your order.
67. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
68. If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.
69. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
70. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
71. State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get.
72. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
73. Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.
74. Detect the order taker's psychic aura. Use it to your advantage.
75. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.
76. Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop talking @ regular intervals 2 play it.
77. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.
78. Perfect a celebrity's voice. Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit can't-hack-it pimple-faced gofer.
79. Put them on hold.
80. Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.
~*~
That was, uh, interesting.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't Tell
Chapter 8:
~*~ Yugi's heart had turned to ice when he had heard Yami had killed his parents.
Three days later, Yugi began his training.
He met up with some other hunters, Anzu Mazaki, Hiroto Honda, Katsuya and Shizuka Jounuchi, and Ryou Bakura.
Honda, Jounuchi, Anzu, and Ryou were from the Draconic Line, and had been hunting for a year together. Shizuka, was a witch from the Smoke Line and Draconic Line, but specialized in healing. All of them went to Yugi's school, but have never spoken to him.
Now they were all partners. At a training camp. During Hell Week. (I have those at my swim practice.*shudders*)
And Yugi, being the, uh, vertically challenged one that he is, and with not much endurance, was slowly falling behind. But his anger kept him going, the hatred growing more and more each day.
He pushed himself to the limit, collapsing onto his bed at 10 and waking up at 5 in the morning.
He had training in the morning before school, and then again after school for four hours.
Life was Hell right now.
On the upside though, Yugi was obtaining more powers as the training progressed.
He had mastered the inhuman strength (not as strong as a vampires), simple telekinesis, such as moving objects and reading peoples surface thoughts, and his speed and IQ increased drastically. All witches had these abilities; it came with the job.
In addition, he also could form balls of energy and shape shift. Both were very rare gifts among witches. Very rare. Yugi knew this and kept it a secret form everyone. It was his secret weapon.
Yugi had also learned that Yami had become a Vampire to seal the shadow games. They were out of control 3,000 years ago, and with his sacrifice, they were imprisoned.
One could summon them, but only if they had shadow powers. Like Yami.
Yami had also killed Sia, one of the most powerful witches in history. He had then stolen her blade, one that was deadly to any leech that touched it. And it was his weapon of choice. No one dealed with him unless they had a death wish.
Until now. Yugi swore revenge on Yami.
~*~ Sugoroku's POV~*~
It had horrified me when I saw my Yugi kissing that leech.then Yami had almost killed me. Fortunately, Yugi stopped Yami and then he left. I yelled at Yugi for quite sometime.
It was then that it slipped.
I said that Yami was the one who had killed his parents.
Why did I say that? Just so that Yugi would separate from Yami?
Maybe.
For Yami wasn't the one who had killed my daughter and son-in-law.
No, it was another, more ancient vampire who did.
Pegasus.
But Yugi must never find out.
Otherwise he would go back to Yami in a heartbeat.
I must cast a spell, so that if that would happen, Yugi wouldn't remember what happened between himself and Yami.
A memory spell. A powerful one.
Nothing too serious, I wouldn't want to damage him. Just something to erase his memories of Yami.
Yami.
That was another problem.
Would he try to get Yugi to regain his memories?
I'll take care of that later.
But for now, I have to get to work on that spell.
It is Yugi's only hope for happiness. I sighed.
This spell was going to take a while.