~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter 2~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"HA HA!" Ron said as he put his arm around Harry's neck, "That was some good prank!"
"Please don't touch me you fag! Plus, I know it was a good prank, I thought of it!" Harry
said sneering.
"Hey! My smoking habits are my business and my business only!" Ron said defensively.
"You only smoke about 5 packs of fags a day, so I have a right to call you a fag, you fag!"
Harry shot at Ron. Ron then grabbed Harry's hand and kissed it.
"I love you baby!" Ron said kissing harry's hand. Harry looked at him in horror.
"Wh...wh...what did you say?" Harry said horrified.
"Hmm, what? I didn't say anything!" Ron said while dropping Harry's hand.
"Yes you did! You said that you loved me!"
"No I didn't! I said, um, Look you baby!" Ron said pointing at Winky who was running
towards them at an outstanding speed.
"HARRY POTTER! WEEZEY! HELP DOBBY GO MAD!" she yelled.
Harry and Ron started to smile then stopped.
"What? Dobby has gone mad?" Harry said while eyeing Ron.
"Yes Harry Potter! Dobby gone insane!" Winky said trying to catch her breathe, which was
wicked fast and moving around everywhere.
"Here." Harry said as he caught Winky's breathe and handed it back to her.
"What do you exactly mean he has gone crazy?" Ron asked with a quizzical look on his
face.
"Dobby put SALT on some sweets instead of SUGAR!" Winky said with a scarred look on her face.
"What?" Harry said disappointed, "That's it? A bit of salt instead of sugar and that's what you call 'mad'?"
Winky nodded her head furiously.
"Get out of my sight you stupid creature." Harry spat at Winky.
"And get me some donut!." Ron added.
"Yes Potter Sir and Weezy Sir!" Winky said running back into the kitchen.
Thus begins the reign and insanity of Dobby. Tune in soon to see what happens next! And remember... please review! If I do my part, you do yours. Thank you everyone! Flames are being accepted.