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The four had only just spoken when Legolas was knocked into a tree by a little curly-haired person.
"Hey now!" Legolas shouted and jumped up. His expression softened when he saw his 'attacker.' "Frodo!"
"Legolas, help me!" Frodo was bouncing up and down on the balls of his feet, pointing behind him. "Remember the Ring?"
Legolas frowned. "Of course I remember it, wait, you still have it??"
Frodo nodded fervently. "Yes, well, it wasn't THAT ring! It was a" -he gulped- "an engagement ring!"
Legolas stared. "An. . .an engagement ring?!"
Frodo's face was overcome with fear. "Yes, an now he wants my answer! I've only just. . .oh no, here he comes! Help me!" And with that, Frodo jumped toward Legolas. Being only around 3'6", however, he hit Legolas in the -
"Frodo!" A smaller, curly-haired being came swiftly from the direction Frodo had come. "Frodo tell me! I love you!"
"Bilbo!" Frodo, now seeing Legolas doubled over in pain, ran to hide behind Hermione. "Please, Bilbo I don't want to marry you! I'm not like that!"
Legolas cursed. "Frodo next time just hide behind me ok?!"
Frodo made a face. "Sorry Legolas!"
Bilbo now stopped and fell to his knees. "I thought you loved me Frodo. . ." Tears formed in his eyes.
Frodo stepped out from behind Hermione. "I do love you Bilbo, but in the manner that a son loves a father! You're my uncle!"
Bilbo gulped. "That doesn't mean I can't love you. . ." He sniffed.
Hermione 'awwed' and walked over to Bilbo. "Don't worry Bilbo, you'll find someone!"
Bilbo jumped and looked up. "Well hello. . ." He winked.
Legolas laughed.
Ron quacked.
Hermione gasped and stepped back. "Frodo!" she hissed. Frodo came trotting over.
"Yes?"
"Your uncle is not gay."
"He's not? Good!"
"He's Bi."
"Bi?"
"Bisexual! Goes for the lads and lasses? Works in both fields? Swings both ways? Need any more examples?"
Frodo put up his hands in defense. "No! Dear Lord, this is confusing!"
Hermione nodded.
Legolas had recovered by now, and looked around. "Where's -"
"Gimili!" Professor McGonagall's shrill voice sounded from somewhere above them, and shortly after, Gimili landed on the ground with a resounding THUMP.
Legolas stared at him. "Do I even want to know?"
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Bilbo, and Frodo all answered him at the same time.
"No."
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One review! Wee, thanks for that and so you know, I am on a sugar-high again so. . .:-D
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The four had only just spoken when Legolas was knocked into a tree by a little curly-haired person.
"Hey now!" Legolas shouted and jumped up. His expression softened when he saw his 'attacker.' "Frodo!"
"Legolas, help me!" Frodo was bouncing up and down on the balls of his feet, pointing behind him. "Remember the Ring?"
Legolas frowned. "Of course I remember it, wait, you still have it??"
Frodo nodded fervently. "Yes, well, it wasn't THAT ring! It was a" -he gulped- "an engagement ring!"
Legolas stared. "An. . .an engagement ring?!"
Frodo's face was overcome with fear. "Yes, an now he wants my answer! I've only just. . .oh no, here he comes! Help me!" And with that, Frodo jumped toward Legolas. Being only around 3'6", however, he hit Legolas in the -
"Frodo!" A smaller, curly-haired being came swiftly from the direction Frodo had come. "Frodo tell me! I love you!"
"Bilbo!" Frodo, now seeing Legolas doubled over in pain, ran to hide behind Hermione. "Please, Bilbo I don't want to marry you! I'm not like that!"
Legolas cursed. "Frodo next time just hide behind me ok?!"
Frodo made a face. "Sorry Legolas!"
Bilbo now stopped and fell to his knees. "I thought you loved me Frodo. . ." Tears formed in his eyes.
Frodo stepped out from behind Hermione. "I do love you Bilbo, but in the manner that a son loves a father! You're my uncle!"
Bilbo gulped. "That doesn't mean I can't love you. . ." He sniffed.
Hermione 'awwed' and walked over to Bilbo. "Don't worry Bilbo, you'll find someone!"
Bilbo jumped and looked up. "Well hello. . ." He winked.
Legolas laughed.
Ron quacked.
Hermione gasped and stepped back. "Frodo!" she hissed. Frodo came trotting over.
"Yes?"
"Your uncle is not gay."
"He's not? Good!"
"He's Bi."
"Bi?"
"Bisexual! Goes for the lads and lasses? Works in both fields? Swings both ways? Need any more examples?"
Frodo put up his hands in defense. "No! Dear Lord, this is confusing!"
Hermione nodded.
Legolas had recovered by now, and looked around. "Where's -"
"Gimili!" Professor McGonagall's shrill voice sounded from somewhere above them, and shortly after, Gimili landed on the ground with a resounding THUMP.
Legolas stared at him. "Do I even want to know?"
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Bilbo, and Frodo all answered him at the same time.
"No."
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