. . .not much I can say about this except I figured I was hyper enough to write it.

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~Meanwhile, up in a tree. . .~

"Marshmallows!"

"Clam chowder!"

Merry and Pippin were having a heated argument about which went better with mustard and looked best in Aragorn's hair. Merry thought that marshmallows blended well with the yellow of the mustard and the black of Aragorn's hair, making a sort of purplish color. Pippin thought that clam chowder added to the texture and thickness of his hair, making him look kinda like a Lava lamp.

"What's a Lava lamp?" Merry asked, confused.

"A what? I didn't say Lava lamp!" Pippin hissed. He blinked. "I said spoon."

Merry twitched. "Spoon? You have a spoon why do you have to make Aragorn's hair look like textured spoons?"

Pippin blinked. "Spoons?" He held up his spoon. "Here's the spoon." He blinked and held it out. "Do you need it?"

Merry grinned. "Yup!" He grabbed the spoon and threw it. He twitched. It went down. . .down. . .down. . .

~Down Below~

The whole company below on the ground was staring fixedly at Gimili, who was lying on the ground, unconscious. None of them heard the goings-on of above. And none of them suspected anything, until -

A spoon smacked Legolas in the side of the head, knocking him off-balance. He bumped into Hermione who bumped into Bilbo who bumped into Frodo who bumped into Ron who bumped into Harry who tripped over Gimili. Legolas, surprised, stepped back and tripped over the whole pile, smacking his head on a tree, knocking him out.

"Nooo!!" Hermione rushed to his side, her face full of despair. She shook her fist up at the sky. "You crazy penguins!!"

"Penguins?!" The deep voice of Aragorn sounded from somewhere above them. Everyone, excluding Gimili and Legolas, looked up.

Music sounded from somewhere toward the school. Aragorn jumped down, beaming.

"I love this song!" He started dancing disco-style to Nelly's 'Hot in Herre.'

Bilbo barked and ran over to him, dancing near his knee. "It's gettin' hot in herre, somebody get the hose."

Aragorn started twirling now, still disco-ing, his eyes shut.

~Up above~

"Oh pleeeeeeeeease Merry!" Pippin was begging him.

"No Pip!" Merry refused.

"Just a little bit?"

"No! We can't put mustard in his ears Pip!" Merry twitched. "We can't reach!"

"What if. . .he came to us?" Pippin blinked.

"How?"

Blink. "Booby traps." Blink.

Twitch. "Forgot about those. . ."

Blink.

~Down Below~

Aragorn, having his eyes shut, 'boogied' his way right over between two rather large trees. Bilbo followed him and began doing a sort of pole dance with one of the trees, to the disgust of many. Aragorn opened his eyes and stepped back. . .

"DUDE!" Legolas had woken up and was now staring at Aragorn.

He was hanging upside down between the two trees, wiggling, and covered in clam chowder.

"NOW PIP!!" Merry's voice floated down to them from one of the trees.

"Argh!" Aragorn was swinging from side to side, mustard dripping from his ears.

Merry twitched.

"Aragorn, you're hanging upside down." Legolas was sitting against the tree, laughing.

Aragorn had been cursing to himself. "I'm a Ranger and I didn't see that?!" He now looked to Legolas. "Stop spinning. . .and thank you for stating the obvious!"

Legolas smiled and nodded. "You're welcome."

Merry twitched, looking at Aragorn. "Hey Pip,"

Pippin blinked at him.

"He DOES look like a Lava lamp!"

"Spoon!"

"You're right, I don't know what a Lava lamp is!" Twitch.

Blink.

Curse.

Harmony.

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Muahaha. . .Well that was fun to write. Was it fun to read? You know what I like to read? REVIEWS!! Fair winds