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Rogue Zim
CHAPTER 1
THE REBEL
"Puny Dibbey-human! What are you doing here?" Zim screamed in fury.
He had just found Dib in his secret base. Dib had been listening to Zim's conversation with the Almighty Tallest.
Zim had just figured out that if you fire the Super Moose Doomer Ray Gun
at certain lava vents (they are located at the coast of California, East Africa, and a small volcano near Mt. Everest), the explosions would break through the Earth's multiple layers, and destroy the core. This will doom the human race forever. He had dowloaded the instructions to the Massive, and the Tallest had agreed to send the Armada. But they had also revealed that Zim going to Earth was just a joke. Now Zim didn't want to destroy the human race. Now he just hated the Tallest.
"Nooothing" said Dib, who took out a camera and snapped a photo of Zim.
"Did you see anything?" asked the uneasy Irken asked.
"Besides you plotting to doom the human race, I have seen nothing." said Dib as he snapped another photo.
"Ok...GIR! ATTACK THE HUMAN!!! Don't try to run, Dib. You will get no where." Zim yelled.
"Eeeeeeeeee!" said Dib, who couldn't find an exit.
"GIR!" yelled Zim, with no response from his robotic slave.
"GGGIIIIIIIIRRRRRRR!!"
Then, almost immediately, a small noise was heard in the distance. It was beginning to get louder. Soon it had become very loud.
"Wheeeeeeeeeeee! Doom the human!" GIR had come at last.
It appeared by Dib. "I want a taco!" the little robot exclaimed.
"No, GIR," said Zim, "doom the human, and then you can have a taco."
"Prepare to meet your moosey fate!" said GIR, eyes wide and very exited.
"NOOOOOOOOOO! Zim, please! Let me go! Not your hyper robot!!!" said Dib.
"Why should I?"
"Moose!"
"Because!"
"TACO TACO TACO!!!"
"Why because?"
"Moo..."
At that moment, both Zim and Dib shouted together "SHUT-UP!!!"
"Because Zim, uh..., you need me!"
Zim was confused. "What?"
"Zim, do you like those tall people anymore?"
"YES...well, not anymore."
"Do you want that Armada to come now?"
"YES!!! Well, not anymore."
"Exactly! We could fight the Armada!!"
"WHY!!!??"
"Well, I hope youv'e got it through your head that invading is wrong!"
"Who says?"
"Do you have a concience in your head? Haven't you ever thought that this is wrong?"
Zim thought for a second. Then he remembered something and started to cry. "Blinky!" he said right before running away.
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Rogue Zim
CHAPTER 1
THE REBEL
"Puny Dibbey-human! What are you doing here?" Zim screamed in fury.
He had just found Dib in his secret base. Dib had been listening to Zim's conversation with the Almighty Tallest.
Zim had just figured out that if you fire the Super Moose Doomer Ray Gun
at certain lava vents (they are located at the coast of California, East Africa, and a small volcano near Mt. Everest), the explosions would break through the Earth's multiple layers, and destroy the core. This will doom the human race forever. He had dowloaded the instructions to the Massive, and the Tallest had agreed to send the Armada. But they had also revealed that Zim going to Earth was just a joke. Now Zim didn't want to destroy the human race. Now he just hated the Tallest.
"Nooothing" said Dib, who took out a camera and snapped a photo of Zim.
"Did you see anything?" asked the uneasy Irken asked.
"Besides you plotting to doom the human race, I have seen nothing." said Dib as he snapped another photo.
"Ok...GIR! ATTACK THE HUMAN!!! Don't try to run, Dib. You will get no where." Zim yelled.
"Eeeeeeeeee!" said Dib, who couldn't find an exit.
"GIR!" yelled Zim, with no response from his robotic slave.
"GGGIIIIIIIIRRRRRRR!!"
Then, almost immediately, a small noise was heard in the distance. It was beginning to get louder. Soon it had become very loud.
"Wheeeeeeeeeeee! Doom the human!" GIR had come at last.
It appeared by Dib. "I want a taco!" the little robot exclaimed.
"No, GIR," said Zim, "doom the human, and then you can have a taco."
"Prepare to meet your moosey fate!" said GIR, eyes wide and very exited.
"NOOOOOOOOOO! Zim, please! Let me go! Not your hyper robot!!!" said Dib.
"Why should I?"
"Moose!"
"Because!"
"TACO TACO TACO!!!"
"Why because?"
"Moo..."
At that moment, both Zim and Dib shouted together "SHUT-UP!!!"
"Because Zim, uh..., you need me!"
Zim was confused. "What?"
"Zim, do you like those tall people anymore?"
"YES...well, not anymore."
"Do you want that Armada to come now?"
"YES!!! Well, not anymore."
"Exactly! We could fight the Armada!!"
"WHY!!!??"
"Well, I hope youv'e got it through your head that invading is wrong!"
"Who says?"
"Do you have a concience in your head? Haven't you ever thought that this is wrong?"
Zim thought for a second. Then he remembered something and started to cry. "Blinky!" he said right before running away.
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