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Harry stared at the people blankly. 'And... err... you are... that person... right??'
So who ARE they? And what are they doing there?! Find out on the next chapter!!!!
Nah just jokin'!
Draco rolled around and tried to sit on the floor. 'Christ! It's those Weasels and Grangut!' And, like, OMG! There were indeed 4 Weasleys (Ron, Fred, George and Ginny) and Hermoine! Draco is such a smart boy!
'Heeey! I remember you! You are that girl with the brown hair... and you are the kids with the red hair!' Remus said. 'So... MANY... AHHH IT'S AN INVASION OF RED HAIRED KIDS!!' Sirius yelled, trying to run towards the door, but ran into the wall instead. Everyone ignored this.
'Now, did I hear there's a party in here? And nobody invited MOI??!!!' Fred (or George) said, disappointed. 'Hey, sexy! I want to do a lap-dance for you!' Hermoine said, looking at Draco. 'Sorry, no can do! I'm going to marry Harry! Hey that rhymed!' Draco grinned.
'YOU'RE GOING TO MARRY?!!!!!!!!!!!' Everyone yelled at Harry (Hehe it rhymes! ^___^ Errr... yeah -__-") Harry looked around, puzzled. 'I... I am?!' 'No, you silly, do you?' Draco said, still grinning about his little rhyme. 'I do?' 'HOORAY! I just proposed you, and you said "I do"!!' Draco hugged Harry's leg.
Ron stared at Draco, confused. 'But... But... I thought... you... and me...YOU CHEATED ON ME!!!!' He yelled at him. 'Pfff... do you really think I can remember ALL one night stands?!!'
SUDDENLY (It's all so suddenly...) ANOTHER loud crash is heard. 'Like, OMG! Something just, like, totally, like, came trough the, like, you know, window!' Remus yelled. And indeed, something has just flown trough the window! They all stared at the floor, where someone was laying. Someone with greasy, black hair, and a big-ass nose! It was...
'THE MUFFIN MAN!!!' Sirius shrieked. 'No you idiot! It's... SNAPE!!!' George (or Fred) said. 'Oh... the CANNABIS man!' Sirius corrected himself. Snape got up, even more pissed off as usual. He stared at everyone, then slowly said. 'This is a silly story...' 'Heh, you said
"silly"!' Ginny commented. Ron kicked her. (Hooray!)
'Anyway...' Snape continued, just as slowly. 'It's called "Do you know the cannabis man?' Which means, me!' Everyone slowly nodded their heads. Snape suddenly spoke very fast and whiny. 'I only had a few lines in this stupid story!! It's SO UNFAIR!! It's not fair, it nooooot!!' He whined.
ANOTHER SUDDENLY, flames EVERYWHERE! 'OMG!' Ron hurried and got a bucket of water, throwing it on the fire. And lo and behold, there stood a guy. In a suit. Soaked. And looking an awfully lot as Snape. Only his hairstyle was much, much, MUCH better. He growled. 'CHRIST! Why do keep humans doing that?!! This was my last suit, and also my best! And YOU (pointing at Ron) RUINED IT!!!!! Catch my drift!?!'
Hermoine suddenly shrieked. 'LIKE, OMG!!!!!!!! I KNOW YOU!!!!! You're the Metatron!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!! Can I have your autograph, pretty pretty pleaaaseeee!?!' Metatron now smiled. 'Wow! The very first time someone recognises me! What's your name?' He asked. 'Hermoine Granger.' She answered, swooning. 'Granger... I'll remember that...'
He noticed everyone was staring at him. 'Oh yeah, right... Idiots... again... I am The Metatron, the Voice of God, because the real voice of God is way to powerful, blah blah blah, yadda, yadda, yadda... I came here to tell the author to stop this nonsense story!!' Me: 'Aw come on!' Metatron shook his head. 'No! This story is bullshit, so I'll make you stop this!' Me: 'Oooh really? I can do whatever I want to do with this story... watch this!' All of the sudden, Ron dropped dead on the floor. 'Whooooops, did I do that?! Wait, I've got a better idea...'
Harry held up a bottle of Tequila. 'Wanna join the party, Metaguy?' Metatron gasped. 'All right, all right! Let this wonderful story continue!'
And so they danced to the "Thriller" song, Sirius leading, around Ron's dead body and got all piss drunk.
Metatron thought Snape was his long lost twin brother, Hermoine and Ginny did a striptease, Fred and George watched TV all night, Remus got pregnant from Sirius, Draco and Harry played some more Twister and Lucius came over to drag Draco home, but got drunk too, finally confessing his feelings for Snape.
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Kinda crappy ending, eh? Oh well... Hope you enjoyed it anyway! =D Review, pretty pretty pleaaseeee?
Harry stared at the people blankly. 'And... err... you are... that person... right??'
So who ARE they? And what are they doing there?! Find out on the next chapter!!!!
Nah just jokin'!
Draco rolled around and tried to sit on the floor. 'Christ! It's those Weasels and Grangut!' And, like, OMG! There were indeed 4 Weasleys (Ron, Fred, George and Ginny) and Hermoine! Draco is such a smart boy!
'Heeey! I remember you! You are that girl with the brown hair... and you are the kids with the red hair!' Remus said. 'So... MANY... AHHH IT'S AN INVASION OF RED HAIRED KIDS!!' Sirius yelled, trying to run towards the door, but ran into the wall instead. Everyone ignored this.
'Now, did I hear there's a party in here? And nobody invited MOI??!!!' Fred (or George) said, disappointed. 'Hey, sexy! I want to do a lap-dance for you!' Hermoine said, looking at Draco. 'Sorry, no can do! I'm going to marry Harry! Hey that rhymed!' Draco grinned.
'YOU'RE GOING TO MARRY?!!!!!!!!!!!' Everyone yelled at Harry (Hehe it rhymes! ^___^ Errr... yeah -__-") Harry looked around, puzzled. 'I... I am?!' 'No, you silly, do you?' Draco said, still grinning about his little rhyme. 'I do?' 'HOORAY! I just proposed you, and you said "I do"!!' Draco hugged Harry's leg.
Ron stared at Draco, confused. 'But... But... I thought... you... and me...YOU CHEATED ON ME!!!!' He yelled at him. 'Pfff... do you really think I can remember ALL one night stands?!!'
SUDDENLY (It's all so suddenly...) ANOTHER loud crash is heard. 'Like, OMG! Something just, like, totally, like, came trough the, like, you know, window!' Remus yelled. And indeed, something has just flown trough the window! They all stared at the floor, where someone was laying. Someone with greasy, black hair, and a big-ass nose! It was...
'THE MUFFIN MAN!!!' Sirius shrieked. 'No you idiot! It's... SNAPE!!!' George (or Fred) said. 'Oh... the CANNABIS man!' Sirius corrected himself. Snape got up, even more pissed off as usual. He stared at everyone, then slowly said. 'This is a silly story...' 'Heh, you said
"silly"!' Ginny commented. Ron kicked her. (Hooray!)
'Anyway...' Snape continued, just as slowly. 'It's called "Do you know the cannabis man?' Which means, me!' Everyone slowly nodded their heads. Snape suddenly spoke very fast and whiny. 'I only had a few lines in this stupid story!! It's SO UNFAIR!! It's not fair, it nooooot!!' He whined.
ANOTHER SUDDENLY, flames EVERYWHERE! 'OMG!' Ron hurried and got a bucket of water, throwing it on the fire. And lo and behold, there stood a guy. In a suit. Soaked. And looking an awfully lot as Snape. Only his hairstyle was much, much, MUCH better. He growled. 'CHRIST! Why do keep humans doing that?!! This was my last suit, and also my best! And YOU (pointing at Ron) RUINED IT!!!!! Catch my drift!?!'
Hermoine suddenly shrieked. 'LIKE, OMG!!!!!!!! I KNOW YOU!!!!! You're the Metatron!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!! Can I have your autograph, pretty pretty pleaaaseeee!?!' Metatron now smiled. 'Wow! The very first time someone recognises me! What's your name?' He asked. 'Hermoine Granger.' She answered, swooning. 'Granger... I'll remember that...'
He noticed everyone was staring at him. 'Oh yeah, right... Idiots... again... I am The Metatron, the Voice of God, because the real voice of God is way to powerful, blah blah blah, yadda, yadda, yadda... I came here to tell the author to stop this nonsense story!!' Me: 'Aw come on!' Metatron shook his head. 'No! This story is bullshit, so I'll make you stop this!' Me: 'Oooh really? I can do whatever I want to do with this story... watch this!' All of the sudden, Ron dropped dead on the floor. 'Whooooops, did I do that?! Wait, I've got a better idea...'
Harry held up a bottle of Tequila. 'Wanna join the party, Metaguy?' Metatron gasped. 'All right, all right! Let this wonderful story continue!'
And so they danced to the "Thriller" song, Sirius leading, around Ron's dead body and got all piss drunk.
Metatron thought Snape was his long lost twin brother, Hermoine and Ginny did a striptease, Fred and George watched TV all night, Remus got pregnant from Sirius, Draco and Harry played some more Twister and Lucius came over to drag Draco home, but got drunk too, finally confessing his feelings for Snape.
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Kinda crappy ending, eh? Oh well... Hope you enjoyed it anyway! =D Review, pretty pretty pleaaseeee?