I do not own Inuyasha.. Or anything of that sort..

Inuyasha gets back up and starts ripping at the wrapping paper....

Kagome: Can you be any gentler?!

Inuyasha: Well I would have had it open sooner if you wouldn't have started harassing me..

Kagome: I HAVE DONE NOTHING OF THAT SORT!!

Kagome runs off crying..

Shippo: Can I open your present?.. PLEASE?

Shippo makes big puppy dog eyes.

Inuyasha: Let me think about it for a second..........hmm...........NO! Anyway I think we should go find Kagome before I open it..

The box starts to shake...

Inuyasha drops the box and Shippo seizing the moment grabs the box and runs off into the opposite direction that Kagome ran.

Inuyasha sits on the ground and pouts..

Inuyasha: Great so Kagome is pissed off.. I can't find Myouga... and.SHIPPO STOLE MY PRESENT!.. *Sniff*

Kagome doesn't stop running for about 10 minutes... When she does stop she can't breathe and she falls onto a tree. She lies there and looks up into the tree for a few seconds, then begins to fall asleep..

Kagome: AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Sesshomaru: Ha Ha.. Gave you quite a scare didn't I? Ah, well why aren't you with my half breed little brother.

Sesshomaru shivers at the thought of what he just said.....

Kagome: I really wish you wouldn't do that.. You know JUMP OUT OF TREES and stuff like that... You were very likely to give me a heart attack...

Sesshomaru: And that is bad how?

Kagome just blows him off and starts to walk away...

Sesshomaru: I take it you guys are fighting again...

Kagome: AGAIN?! What?! How do you know when we are fighting... I mean we don't fight.. Couples fight...

Kagome begins to blush..

Sesshomaru: Calm down...

Kagome: THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!

Sesshomaru: Do you really want to know?

Kagome: Yes..

Sesshomaru: Well, pretty much of all of feudal Japan knows when you guys fight...

Kagome: HOW?!

Sesshomaru: Grr.. WE CAN HEAR YOU KNOW!!

Kagome: Oh. heh...

Kagome blushes again...

Sesshomaru: Well I am tired of talking to you...

Sesshomaru jumps into the tree and is gone.

Kagome: All of feudal Japan?!

Kagome hears a noise from in the bushes and she tries to hide behind the tree..

Miroku walks out from behind the bushes humming..

Kagome realizes she is in no danger so she walks out and greets Miroku.

Miroku: Praise to God he has blessed me with the honor of being in your presence on such a lovely day...

Kagome blushes..

Miroku: I take it you and that Inuwasha character are fighting..

Kagome: ITS INUYASHA!!!!!! Heh...

She blushes again..

Miroku: Sorry I..

Kagome: And how do you know we are fighting? All of feudal Japan can't really hear us fight can they?!

Miroku: Calm down, I just guessed because he's not here with you...

Kagome: AND WHY WOULD HE NEED TO BE HERE WITH ME?! IT'S NOT LIKE HES MY HUSBAND OR BOYFRIEND FOR THAT MATTER!!!

Miroku: So it would be okay if I did this?

Miroku grabs Kagome pulls her close and kisses her..

Kagome pulls back..

Kagome: How dare you?! YOU PERVERT!!

This remark seems to echo throughout the whole valley...

Miroku: You know you liked it...

Miroku begins to kiss her again, but this time she is fighting harder to get free... Her resistance is futile...

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Ha Ha Ha ...... My chapters are getting longer...

Ruwi: Shut up. you are so stupid my stories are better...

Kichi: In your dreams!

They begin to fight..

Sesshomaru: Can we please get back to me?!

LOL! ^.^ Well, sorry if some of you don't know who all the characters are in the future. Cause I watch the Japanese version which is way further along than the English version... But I am trying to keep it simple.. Guess what all Inuyasha fans?! Starting on Jan 12, Inuyasha will be on 5 times a week on Cartoon Network!!!