I do not own.... HOW MANY TIMES AM I GONNA HAVE TO SAY THAT?!



Kagome struggles to get free, but it seems like Miroku has the iron grip...

Inuyasha: Now if I knew any better, I would say you had your hands on Kagome, But why would you do that?!....

Kagome managed to break free from Miroku, and she runs over to Inuyasha. She flings her arms around him and they just stand there holding each other for a minute..

Miroku: Oh, Brother...

Inuyasha and Kagome then turn away from each other both blushing.... (Awww.. How cute....)

Miroku tries to sneak away during this awkward silence, but doesn't make it far....

Inuyasha: Where do you think you are going?!

Miroku: Umm.. Uh...Er..

Inuyasha: I thought I told you not to touch her?!

Inuyasha's cheeks are no longer pink, they are full-blown red and he is shaking with anger..

Kagome:: (-that means thinking) Why is he getting so upset this is my problem not his. Wow he's really cute when he is angry.

During this time Kagome is staring at Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?! Didn't we have a talk about this?

Kagome: Eh..Sorry....

Inuyasha is about to beat the shit out of Miroku, when Shippo hops by....

Inuyasha: Come back here you damn little weasel....

Kagome and Inuyasha run after Shippo completely forgetting about Miroku...

Kagome: Huff...why...huff...are we...huff...chasing..

Inuyasha: That little brat stole my present....

Kagome: YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T OPEN IT YET?!

(Isn't it amazing that no matter how tired she is she always has enough energy to yell? ^.*)

Inuyasha: Well its hard when you run in one direction and Shippo runs in another..... I had to choose by priority...I mean....

Kagome: Heh..... Umm...

They have ANOTHER awkward moment.... Then in the silence they are able to hear paper rustling..

Kagome: What the?!

Inuyasha is already looking over the bush...

Inuyasha: DAMN IT SHIPPO!

Shippo: I didn't open it yet...I swear...

Inuyasha snatches the present out of Shippo's hands....

Back in modern Japan....

Woman in suit: Now all we have to do is get back to feudal Japan before midnight and our plan will work...

Woman: Fwa ha ha ha ha....

Back in feudal Japan

Miroku is watching Kagome and Inuyasha from behind a tree and realizes that he just can't resist Kagome... He runs up to her turns her around and is about to kiss her when...

BANG!

Miroku falls over....

Kouga runs over and holds Kagome....

Kagome has no idea what has been going on, and she allows herself to be held.

Kagome:: Ah I love the Smell of Inuyasha's hair..

Kagome: HEY WAIT A SECOND?!

Kagome jumps back and looks at Kougra.

Kagome: What is it National Rape Kagome Day?!

Inuyasha goes to attack Kouga, but is stopped by Kagome.

Kagome: Inuyasha don't hurt him... He did save me....

This time Inuyasha turns beet red and has to walk away..

Kagome: Inuyasha what's wrong?!

Kagome:: He sure is acting funny today...

Inuyasha: I don't want to talk about it!

Kagome: Sit boy!

Inuyasha hit the ground harder than Kagome intended him to....

By this Miroku and Kouga had started fighting on their own.

Kagome ran over to Inuyasha.

Kagome: I'm sorry I didn't mean..

Inuyasha: Come with me I want to give you something....

Kagome: Where are we going?

Inuyasha: Behind those bushes....

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Kichi: Do you know what would REALLY suck? If I were to stop writing this story right now...

Ruwi: DON'T YOU DARE!!

Kichi: I won't don't worry...

Sorry about how long it took for these 2 chapters to come out there is something wrong with my computer... But if you want me to continue on.... review.