1 Lord of the Rings Limericks
Author's Note: These are some very silly Lord of the Rings limericks, all done by me, except for the third one, which was written by my friend (Carlee Potter). I use the word silly a lot -_-", and things in brackets don't count as part of the poem. If I get enough reviews, I may add some more!
There once was an elf from Rivendell
Named Elrond, who wasn't feeling well
Away he went
To Mirkwood with a tent
That ugly old elf from Rivendell
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There once was an elf from Mirkwood
Who was angry with Little Red Ridinghood
She ate his plate
Of pink birthday cake
That silly (but cool) prince of Mirkwood
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There once was a hobbit from The Shire
Who was accused of being a liar
He told Gandalf that
He had his own hat
But really he just had a flyer
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A man named Strider they say
Doesn't even give tips worth hay
Butterbur bared him out
And caused him to pout
So Strider ran far, far away
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A silly hobbit named Samwise
"Stop bashing me in the head!" he cries
Some mean authors refused
And he felt abused
So he packed and said his goodbyes
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There were two hobbits, weird
Who didn't know the portions of beer
Mind your P's & Q's!
The bartender mused
And they ran from the bar, a'feared
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Gimli the dwarf liked to fart
In fact, he considered it an art
It started to snow
So he let one go
And blasted Legolas off his yard!!!!!!
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A wizard named Gandalf the White
Was secretly afraid of heights
He cried all day
Why? No one can say!
But look at the tree with his kite!
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There once was a pony named Bill
Who was only mentioned a bit, but still!
He wasn't really slow
And followed Sam where he go
Even up a really big hill!
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Dear old Boromir
In French they say, finir!
He fought an ork,
Swallowed his cork,
And from his eye he wiped a tear
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A wizard, (formerly known as) Gandalf the Grey
Started to hoola one day
He swayed left and right
With all of his might
And the Fellowship shouted, "hurray!"
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Gollum's big eye reputation
(Including Frodo) Wiped out all competition
He started to think
And forgot to blink
And refrained from "precious" repetition
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There is an elf named Arwen
Whom Aragorn loves to call darlin'
He took her necklace
And gave her a kiss
That silly guy who likes Arwen
Author's Note: These are some very silly Lord of the Rings limericks, all done by me, except for the third one, which was written by my friend (Carlee Potter). I use the word silly a lot -_-", and things in brackets don't count as part of the poem. If I get enough reviews, I may add some more!
There once was an elf from Rivendell
Named Elrond, who wasn't feeling well
Away he went
To Mirkwood with a tent
That ugly old elf from Rivendell
----------------------------
There once was an elf from Mirkwood
Who was angry with Little Red Ridinghood
She ate his plate
Of pink birthday cake
That silly (but cool) prince of Mirkwood
-----------------------------
There once was a hobbit from The Shire
Who was accused of being a liar
He told Gandalf that
He had his own hat
But really he just had a flyer
----------------------------
A man named Strider they say
Doesn't even give tips worth hay
Butterbur bared him out
And caused him to pout
So Strider ran far, far away
-----------------------------
A silly hobbit named Samwise
"Stop bashing me in the head!" he cries
Some mean authors refused
And he felt abused
So he packed and said his goodbyes
-----------------------------
There were two hobbits, weird
Who didn't know the portions of beer
Mind your P's & Q's!
The bartender mused
And they ran from the bar, a'feared
-----------------------------
Gimli the dwarf liked to fart
In fact, he considered it an art
It started to snow
So he let one go
And blasted Legolas off his yard!!!!!!
-----------------------------
A wizard named Gandalf the White
Was secretly afraid of heights
He cried all day
Why? No one can say!
But look at the tree with his kite!
-----------------------------
There once was a pony named Bill
Who was only mentioned a bit, but still!
He wasn't really slow
And followed Sam where he go
Even up a really big hill!
-----------------------------
Dear old Boromir
In French they say, finir!
He fought an ork,
Swallowed his cork,
And from his eye he wiped a tear
-----------------------------
A wizard, (formerly known as) Gandalf the Grey
Started to hoola one day
He swayed left and right
With all of his might
And the Fellowship shouted, "hurray!"
-----------------------------
Gollum's big eye reputation
(Including Frodo) Wiped out all competition
He started to think
And forgot to blink
And refrained from "precious" repetition
-----------------------------
There is an elf named Arwen
Whom Aragorn loves to call darlin'
He took her necklace
And gave her a kiss
That silly guy who likes Arwen