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Sirius Black, one of the most sought after boys in the school of Hogwarts strolled over to his friend Remus and leaned over the slender boy's shoulder.
"Hey Moony… How about you… me… in the broom closet right there, right now?" the dark-haired teenager said pointing to a most-likely empty closet.
Starring at his friend in shock, Remus Lupin nodded. Grinning Sirius grabbed the werewolf's hand and led him inside and set himself to um… work.
~*~
James starred at the closet the first and second years were shying away from or running away crying.
"Wonder what's with them?" he asked Lily. "I'm sure it's only something simple as a bogart."
He neared the closet and listened to the thumps and noises coming from it and sighed.
"Shall we open it, my dear?"
Lily shrugged and smiled.
"Sure!"
James placed his hands on the doorknob and turned, opening it cautiously. He and Lily squeaked and covered their eyes.
"It's worse then a bogart!" James screamed. "It's two of my best 'guy' friends having sex!" He whimpered and slammed the door closed. "I'm scared for life…" He moaned pathetically.
He started to pull Lily away but she wouldn't move.
"That." She said. "Was one of the hottest things I have ever saw aside from you."
"LILY!!!!"
Random inspiration that came from me… flirting with Crystal!
Sirius Black, one of the most sought after boys in the school of Hogwarts strolled over to his friend Remus and leaned over the slender boy's shoulder.
"Hey Moony… How about you… me… in the broom closet right there, right now?" the dark-haired teenager said pointing to a most-likely empty closet.
Starring at his friend in shock, Remus Lupin nodded. Grinning Sirius grabbed the werewolf's hand and led him inside and set himself to um… work.
~*~
James starred at the closet the first and second years were shying away from or running away crying.
"Wonder what's with them?" he asked Lily. "I'm sure it's only something simple as a bogart."
He neared the closet and listened to the thumps and noises coming from it and sighed.
"Shall we open it, my dear?"
Lily shrugged and smiled.
"Sure!"
James placed his hands on the doorknob and turned, opening it cautiously. He and Lily squeaked and covered their eyes.
"It's worse then a bogart!" James screamed. "It's two of my best 'guy' friends having sex!" He whimpered and slammed the door closed. "I'm scared for life…" He moaned pathetically.
He started to pull Lily away but she wouldn't move.
"That." She said. "Was one of the hottest things I have ever saw aside from you."
"LILY!!!!"
Random inspiration that came from me… flirting with Crystal!