MORE Lord of the Rings Limericks!



A/N: Wow! A second chapter of *dun dunn* LORD OF THE RINGS LIMERICKS!

Actually, most of these were written by my good friend Michelle as an attempt to

beat the Geography Class Blues.

Um. there aren't as many as last time, but still, review! Random acts of

~reviewness~ people!





There was a hobbit from the Shire

Who ate elf treats* so could get higher

You know the rest

It turns out for the best

That drugged hobbit from the Shire ~by: Me



There once was an elf named Elrond

Who went to feed ducks at a (duck) pond

His face was reflected

And his eyes got defected

(All) because he saw the ugly face of Elrond ~Michelle



There once was a hobbit with a ring

And hobbit song he would sing

He went off-key

And the Fellowship left he

So alone he went on with his ring ~Michelle



There once was a hobbit named Sam

And with the Fellowship (and Frodo) he ran

Frodo sang off-key

And deaf became he

So onto Mordor went Frodo and Sam ~Michelle



*Elf treats: lembas