Part two... are you scared now? Well this chapter has lots of redundant
acts of doom... so prepare... You have been warned... Jhonen is the RULER
of Zim and stuff... I own nothing...
Zim the hOmiCidAl IrkeN part 13b (can you hear the echo?)
The city was plagued by the horrendous figments as they continued their rampage. People barricaded themselves inside their homes; a futile attempt to stop the creatures in their quest for sweet, sweet blood-candies as they commonly found other means of entry. Those that found themselves out in the open ran for any cover available. The creatures continued their pursuit of the delectable inhabitants of this dimension.
A little boy was crying loudly. His ice cream had fallen out of his cone and was now melting on the concrete. A scary monkey suddenly arrived on the scene and began licking the ice cream off the ground. This so frightened the child that he ran screaming for the next thirty minutes before finding a secluded spot of which he could curl in the fetal position and weep for hours on end.
A gigantic mass of demon babies attacked the Crazy Taco place, demolishing the drive-thru as it demanding a poop cola. It then started a rampage around town while sipping on the large soda. At one point, it tripped over a large truck labeled morbidly obese baby dolls and sent the metallic doll on top rolling. The doll took out several of the people, as well as monsters, showing no discrimination in its roll of doom.
An almost innocent boy-like figure ran by with a mallet raised to do some damage. He attacked a group of squirrels and a deranged stick figure which sent out a slew of profanities as it was repeatedly pummeled in the head with the childish creature's weapon.
The streets had grown quite chaotic and people ran this way and that, screaming that this was most definitely a sign of the apocalypse and that everyone was doomed. As this was going on, a disturbing dog dragged a piece of meat across the roadway. Little Todd saw the dog and ran by yelling "SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
In the Membrane house, Gaz sat engrossed in her GS2. From outside, she could hear screams and shouts of terror. A sinister shadow fell over her as a large demon from beyond went to attack the young girl.
"Move you're in my light!" she demanded of the hell spawn. It immediately burst into tears and ran away, sadden by the fact that it had failed in its first attempt to scare a human. It later committed suicide over this very issue.
The large roach-like creature had found its way to the retirement home. It expressed its wishes to rain doom down upon them, but was annoyed when a senior citizen asked it to speak up. That elderly old man was swiftly decapitated.
Due to the threat of life, several of the gun wielding citizens took to the streets, using this as an excuse to articulate marshal law. Most of them stood around in wife-beaters (undershirts for those of you who don't know what that is) and either boxer shorts or camouflage pants. The majority of them were trigger happy and shot anything that seemed to move. In doing this, they did little more than waste their ammunition which they would most likely need at a later time.
"It's coming this way! Aaaah! We're all going to die!" shouted an x-ray technician as she ran by Dib's room. He propped himself up on his elbows and called out to the employee.
"What? Who's coming?" the only reply he got was a tumult of frightened screams issuing from behind his room door. It was at this point that a man in a chicken suit appeared outside of his window. The chicken man shrieked out at him, shaking his head from side to side as it kept itself airborne by flapping its wings really hard. (flying chickens would be disturbing) Dib screamed out in fear.
As quickly as he could, he jerked loose all the IV's and status equipment that had held him down and, as swiftly as a recovering patient could, made his way out of his hospital room. Several people rushed by and without a maneuver to the side, Dib would have ended up on the floor. He glanced back over his shoulder to see that the horrible chicken thing was gone. With a sigh of relief, he took advantage of the sudden break in hall traffic and stumbled across to the receptionist desk.
Of course, there wasn't anyone there, but a hospital directory was on the wall behind the counter. Upon inspection of it, he noted that he was on the third floor, near the maternity ward. 'Figures' Dib thought. He was suddenly shaken from his thoughts by a frightening howl emanating from just down the hall.
Tak hadn't left her base since her last encounter with Zim. The creatures that were now overtaking the city had not left out her residence. Presently, an unseen evil banged on her front door. She had placed several superior Irken locking mechanisms on the door, but not even those were holding as the creature continued its assault. Two of the locks had already broken and the door wouldn't hold much longer. Tak made an attempt to escape the death trap by rushing out the backdoor before that thing would have a chance to maneuver around her base.
She made a dash across the grassy backyard. The unseen evil was on her heels in a matter of seconds. She looked back at it before jumping a fence and running into the open door of the house her neighbor had abandoned. She slammed it shut and backed away from the means of entry. A window located near the door was suddenly broken from the outside and Tak fled up to the second story of the house. She ran past a few rooms in the upper level, before deciding on one to hide in. Without looking, she ran and shut the door behind her. She breathed heavily as relief washed over her. Then she turned around.
"Aaaaaah! Nooo!" The room she had entered was that of a little girl's, done up in pink, but that wasn't what made her scream. In the center of the room, where a bed should have been but for some reason wasn't, was a moose... with walnuts. The hideous monstrosity was unbearable. That crunching... and moose! It was horrible.
Dib averted his gaze from the directory to the source of the howl. A cloud of what looked like lice was coming his way. In his weakened condition, he made it little more than a few feet away before he was overcome by the cloud. The parasites began biting into him. Dib screamed and itched himself frantically, but there were too many of them. They covered him completely and if nothing happened in the next few minutes, he would assuredly be eaten alive.
The raining outside had slowly subsided and now, the only traces that it had ever been were a few scattered puddles... and a small number of burn marks on Zim's skin. The Irken looked out the gaping hole in his house. Less than two hours before he had wanted to end his life, but now he felt like everything was turning out for the better. He had been pondering how much better his life seemed ever since the helpful creature had left in pursuit of a brainfreezy and now that the rain had ended he felt he had to get out and see what doom had befallen the disgusting planet he was forced to inhabit.
Zim tentatively took a few steps outside of his domicile. Once he was certain that the rain had stopped, he began walking down the slick streets. Behind him, several houses were ablaze and a loud car alarm rang out into the night air. Zim grinned as he walked past this... and the deformed being with the thong that had finished eating the baby doll and was now sucking on the little girl's head, making her sad. Whistling happily, Zim shoved his hands into his pockets.
"Look! It's an alien!" Zim stopped mid gait and turned his head to look at the person who had uttered the phrase, a 'deer-caught-in-headlights' expression on his face. "Let's get him!" yelled the voice as the sound of a gunshot filtered through the air.
"Bam!" It hit Zim full force and he fell to the ground twitching as his blood seeped out and onto the pavement. The damp ground made him sizzle slightly. He bent his head (now with gaping hole!) to the side and looked up at the man standing over him with the barrel of his gun raised high.
"F...fook" Zim managed, squinting his good eye shut as the barrel was brought down, but it never hit its mark. Zim opened his eye to look, but did so at a bad time as a metallic morbidly obese baby doll rolled over him, crushing what was left of his weakened body.
In the room with the moose, Tak screamed out in abject horror. In the hospital, Dib was devoured by lice. On the street, Zim lay in a puddle of his own blood. Somewhere in Vegas, a midget is squirting a bottle of massage oil on himself *now we are going to redirect the scene to Zim again because the author just made herself ill* The scene slowly faded out, blurred, until it became nothing... nothing but Zim and the concrete slab that his broken body was laying on. It's over.
END!
Ooh this was a fun chapter to write! Lotsa dooming! So... it's over... or is it? Stay tuned if you want to find out what the fuck happened. If you don't then I don't like you and you can go away. HEY! I shamelessly self plug! Go check out my site! lizzy733.batcave.net myup... and please review. I love my reviewers... I luv them good. As a token of my affection I offer you meat covered in barbecue sauce.
Finished @ 1:54am
Zim the hOmiCidAl IrkeN part 13b (can you hear the echo?)
The city was plagued by the horrendous figments as they continued their rampage. People barricaded themselves inside their homes; a futile attempt to stop the creatures in their quest for sweet, sweet blood-candies as they commonly found other means of entry. Those that found themselves out in the open ran for any cover available. The creatures continued their pursuit of the delectable inhabitants of this dimension.
A little boy was crying loudly. His ice cream had fallen out of his cone and was now melting on the concrete. A scary monkey suddenly arrived on the scene and began licking the ice cream off the ground. This so frightened the child that he ran screaming for the next thirty minutes before finding a secluded spot of which he could curl in the fetal position and weep for hours on end.
A gigantic mass of demon babies attacked the Crazy Taco place, demolishing the drive-thru as it demanding a poop cola. It then started a rampage around town while sipping on the large soda. At one point, it tripped over a large truck labeled morbidly obese baby dolls and sent the metallic doll on top rolling. The doll took out several of the people, as well as monsters, showing no discrimination in its roll of doom.
An almost innocent boy-like figure ran by with a mallet raised to do some damage. He attacked a group of squirrels and a deranged stick figure which sent out a slew of profanities as it was repeatedly pummeled in the head with the childish creature's weapon.
The streets had grown quite chaotic and people ran this way and that, screaming that this was most definitely a sign of the apocalypse and that everyone was doomed. As this was going on, a disturbing dog dragged a piece of meat across the roadway. Little Todd saw the dog and ran by yelling "SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
In the Membrane house, Gaz sat engrossed in her GS2. From outside, she could hear screams and shouts of terror. A sinister shadow fell over her as a large demon from beyond went to attack the young girl.
"Move you're in my light!" she demanded of the hell spawn. It immediately burst into tears and ran away, sadden by the fact that it had failed in its first attempt to scare a human. It later committed suicide over this very issue.
The large roach-like creature had found its way to the retirement home. It expressed its wishes to rain doom down upon them, but was annoyed when a senior citizen asked it to speak up. That elderly old man was swiftly decapitated.
Due to the threat of life, several of the gun wielding citizens took to the streets, using this as an excuse to articulate marshal law. Most of them stood around in wife-beaters (undershirts for those of you who don't know what that is) and either boxer shorts or camouflage pants. The majority of them were trigger happy and shot anything that seemed to move. In doing this, they did little more than waste their ammunition which they would most likely need at a later time.
"It's coming this way! Aaaah! We're all going to die!" shouted an x-ray technician as she ran by Dib's room. He propped himself up on his elbows and called out to the employee.
"What? Who's coming?" the only reply he got was a tumult of frightened screams issuing from behind his room door. It was at this point that a man in a chicken suit appeared outside of his window. The chicken man shrieked out at him, shaking his head from side to side as it kept itself airborne by flapping its wings really hard. (flying chickens would be disturbing) Dib screamed out in fear.
As quickly as he could, he jerked loose all the IV's and status equipment that had held him down and, as swiftly as a recovering patient could, made his way out of his hospital room. Several people rushed by and without a maneuver to the side, Dib would have ended up on the floor. He glanced back over his shoulder to see that the horrible chicken thing was gone. With a sigh of relief, he took advantage of the sudden break in hall traffic and stumbled across to the receptionist desk.
Of course, there wasn't anyone there, but a hospital directory was on the wall behind the counter. Upon inspection of it, he noted that he was on the third floor, near the maternity ward. 'Figures' Dib thought. He was suddenly shaken from his thoughts by a frightening howl emanating from just down the hall.
Tak hadn't left her base since her last encounter with Zim. The creatures that were now overtaking the city had not left out her residence. Presently, an unseen evil banged on her front door. She had placed several superior Irken locking mechanisms on the door, but not even those were holding as the creature continued its assault. Two of the locks had already broken and the door wouldn't hold much longer. Tak made an attempt to escape the death trap by rushing out the backdoor before that thing would have a chance to maneuver around her base.
She made a dash across the grassy backyard. The unseen evil was on her heels in a matter of seconds. She looked back at it before jumping a fence and running into the open door of the house her neighbor had abandoned. She slammed it shut and backed away from the means of entry. A window located near the door was suddenly broken from the outside and Tak fled up to the second story of the house. She ran past a few rooms in the upper level, before deciding on one to hide in. Without looking, she ran and shut the door behind her. She breathed heavily as relief washed over her. Then she turned around.
"Aaaaaah! Nooo!" The room she had entered was that of a little girl's, done up in pink, but that wasn't what made her scream. In the center of the room, where a bed should have been but for some reason wasn't, was a moose... with walnuts. The hideous monstrosity was unbearable. That crunching... and moose! It was horrible.
Dib averted his gaze from the directory to the source of the howl. A cloud of what looked like lice was coming his way. In his weakened condition, he made it little more than a few feet away before he was overcome by the cloud. The parasites began biting into him. Dib screamed and itched himself frantically, but there were too many of them. They covered him completely and if nothing happened in the next few minutes, he would assuredly be eaten alive.
The raining outside had slowly subsided and now, the only traces that it had ever been were a few scattered puddles... and a small number of burn marks on Zim's skin. The Irken looked out the gaping hole in his house. Less than two hours before he had wanted to end his life, but now he felt like everything was turning out for the better. He had been pondering how much better his life seemed ever since the helpful creature had left in pursuit of a brainfreezy and now that the rain had ended he felt he had to get out and see what doom had befallen the disgusting planet he was forced to inhabit.
Zim tentatively took a few steps outside of his domicile. Once he was certain that the rain had stopped, he began walking down the slick streets. Behind him, several houses were ablaze and a loud car alarm rang out into the night air. Zim grinned as he walked past this... and the deformed being with the thong that had finished eating the baby doll and was now sucking on the little girl's head, making her sad. Whistling happily, Zim shoved his hands into his pockets.
"Look! It's an alien!" Zim stopped mid gait and turned his head to look at the person who had uttered the phrase, a 'deer-caught-in-headlights' expression on his face. "Let's get him!" yelled the voice as the sound of a gunshot filtered through the air.
"Bam!" It hit Zim full force and he fell to the ground twitching as his blood seeped out and onto the pavement. The damp ground made him sizzle slightly. He bent his head (now with gaping hole!) to the side and looked up at the man standing over him with the barrel of his gun raised high.
"F...fook" Zim managed, squinting his good eye shut as the barrel was brought down, but it never hit its mark. Zim opened his eye to look, but did so at a bad time as a metallic morbidly obese baby doll rolled over him, crushing what was left of his weakened body.
In the room with the moose, Tak screamed out in abject horror. In the hospital, Dib was devoured by lice. On the street, Zim lay in a puddle of his own blood. Somewhere in Vegas, a midget is squirting a bottle of massage oil on himself *now we are going to redirect the scene to Zim again because the author just made herself ill* The scene slowly faded out, blurred, until it became nothing... nothing but Zim and the concrete slab that his broken body was laying on. It's over.
END!
Ooh this was a fun chapter to write! Lotsa dooming! So... it's over... or is it? Stay tuned if you want to find out what the fuck happened. If you don't then I don't like you and you can go away. HEY! I shamelessly self plug! Go check out my site! lizzy733.batcave.net myup... and please review. I love my reviewers... I luv them good. As a token of my affection I offer you meat covered in barbecue sauce.
Finished @ 1:54am