EVEN MORE Lord of the Rings Limericks!!
A/N- And you thought it could never be! A THIRD chapter of LotR limericks! Written by myself (Vesha, or Sincostan), and Carlee Potter(CP). Be sure to review these, and I may write more! ^-^~"
There was an elf named Galadriel
Gimli at first thought she was fell
She made them all scared
And got them prepared
And to the West diminished Galadriel
-CP
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An S-B named Lobelia liked to steal
Spoons from Bag-end, what's her deal?
She gave Pippin a look
Said you fool of a Took
That Gandalf wannabe, Lobelia
-CP, cowritten by Sincostan
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Though he only appeared twice
Tom Bombadil gave great advice!
Of the matters of the Ring
He could only sing
*And to Frodo he was very nice
or, alternate ending:
*Even though he had lice
-Sincostan
- - -
To a man named Denethor
Living was quite a chore
He started to burn
Faramir missed his turn
And of him we'll speak no more
-Sincostan
- - -
Eowyn wanted to fight
To her violence was alright
She feared a cage
And had problems with rage
And to Wormtongue, she was filled with spite
-CP and Sincostan
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A hobbit named Fatty Bolger
Grew more pointless as he got older
He was friend to all
Except the tall
And never on his head was a bowler?
-CP and Sincostan
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A hobbit named Merry
Was unaware of the existence of Luke Perry
He started to smile
Eating apples all the while
And found the air of Fanghorn scary
-Sincostan and CP
~ - - - - - ~ Don't forget to review!! @_@#
A/N- And you thought it could never be! A THIRD chapter of LotR limericks! Written by myself (Vesha, or Sincostan), and Carlee Potter(CP). Be sure to review these, and I may write more! ^-^~"
There was an elf named Galadriel
Gimli at first thought she was fell
She made them all scared
And got them prepared
And to the West diminished Galadriel
-CP
- - -
An S-B named Lobelia liked to steal
Spoons from Bag-end, what's her deal?
She gave Pippin a look
Said you fool of a Took
That Gandalf wannabe, Lobelia
-CP, cowritten by Sincostan
- - -
Though he only appeared twice
Tom Bombadil gave great advice!
Of the matters of the Ring
He could only sing
*And to Frodo he was very nice
or, alternate ending:
*Even though he had lice
-Sincostan
- - -
To a man named Denethor
Living was quite a chore
He started to burn
Faramir missed his turn
And of him we'll speak no more
-Sincostan
- - -
Eowyn wanted to fight
To her violence was alright
She feared a cage
And had problems with rage
And to Wormtongue, she was filled with spite
-CP and Sincostan
- - -
A hobbit named Fatty Bolger
Grew more pointless as he got older
He was friend to all
Except the tall
And never on his head was a bowler?
-CP and Sincostan
- - -
A hobbit named Merry
Was unaware of the existence of Luke Perry
He started to smile
Eating apples all the while
And found the air of Fanghorn scary
-Sincostan and CP
~ - - - - - ~ Don't forget to review!! @_@#