I am disheartened by my lack of updating this, so I am leaving you with an
interesting little thingy I did in a chatroom once to quell a not so recent
case of writer's block. When all was said and done, I laughed... hopefully
you will too. *please note AA is me of course, and I talk to myself too
much* this has been edited for your reviewing pleasure...
AmandaApathy I hate you Z... you are fucking me up... that is NOT enough to fill up a 2000 word chapter you ASSHOLE!!
AmandaApathy I can't make the entire damn ting outta fillers!
AmandaApathy You and your bitchy self are fucking me up!
AmandaApathy alright...
AmandaApathy what can I do to prolong that.. stretch it out....
AmandaApathy ...
AmandaApathy a lot...
AmandaApathy *glares at Z*
AmandaApathy at least I have a new view of the character... doing him in the room is a lot different than doing him on paper....
AmandaApathy k....
AmandaApathy 5...4...3...2...
Jada_Kat 1?
AmandaApathy I'm trying to calm down... somebody's... *loudly to the shadowy figure luring in the corner* PISSED ME OFF!!!
Jada_Kat .. uhhuh
Z now I can add you to the long list of people who don't want me around! Maybe I should just listen to Mooseboy and get that laser! I bet you'd like me a lot better if I was to pull that trigger...
AmandaApathy NOOO!
AmandaApathy seee? that's the problem here...
AmandaApathy I'm trying to prolong... not cut short... you don't die till ch 14...
Z so this is premeditated murder... you piss me off... and then you tell me to go kill myself... but not until you say so? You're no worse than Mooseboy! Fook!
AmandaApathy (I love arguing with myself)
AmandaApathy Hey... you don't stay dead! I'm bringing you back a few chapters later!
z what? no absolution? I'm gonna be a fucking slave for the rest of my existence?
AmandaApathy I didn't say that!
AmandaApathy besides... mooseboy and pork will be GONE!
Z really?
AmandaApathy yeah.. then there's that whole think with mr. Scolex and the... WAIT! you're not supposed to know these things!
Z FUCK YOU Mr. BEAR YOU SPEAK LIES!!! LIIIIIEEEEESSSS!!!!!
AmandaApathy ...
AmandaApathy that's not u...
Z what?
AmandaApathy you didn't say that... the character you were based on did.... so you can't use it just like that... it has to be changed up first....
Z what?!
Z I can't even SAY that I want to?!
*Z is glaring at lizzy... spooky
AmandaApathy No...
AmandaApathy *Z is going for the concealed weapon, eye twitching(I luv eye twitchy) "What exactly 'can' I do?"
Parallax Oops!
Parallax Your answer, $3.67, is off by $0.01.
Parallax WELL FUCK YOU MR. BEAR@!
Z wait... he can say it.. but I can't?!
AmandaApathy ...
AmandaApathy I take no responsibility for anything he does...
AmandaApathy NOTHING!
Z and I can't take responsibility for the stuff I do?
AmandaApathy Do you really want to take the responsibility for extricating that guy's gall bladder?
Z when did I....
AmandaApathy that was his gall bladder... NOT kidney... you were kinda off...
Z Ok... but I'd still take credit for it...
AmandaApathy You're proud of it?
Z he 'was' an asshole he 'did' deserve it... besides... he wouldn't leave me alone... I chased him down in the fucking rain.. and you're saying I shouldn't have done it?
AmandaApathy no.. I woulda had you kill him... he is obnoxious... but for plot reasons.. he lives...
Z damn...
AmandaApathy well.. I'm done here...
Z really?
AmandaApathy yup...
AmandaApathy gbye... Z... you stay...
Z why?
AmandaApathybecause I need to get into your character and I'm getting bored of talking to myself...
*** AmandaApathy is now known as ZTHI
ZTHI TALK TO MEEE! I NEED A REASON TO LIVE!!!
ZTHI or at least something to ponder while awaiting death...
Jada_Kat ice cream?
Jada_Kat chocolate?
Jada_Kat !
Jada_Kat chocolate ice cream?!
ZTHI hmm... what about cherry?
Jada_Kat with cherries, sure
ZTHI Yessss! Cherry is yummy...
* ZTHI thinks about the cherry goodness...
ZTHI wait... that reason sucks...
Jada_Kat it does?
AAZ has problems.. and they aren't gonna be solved by cherry goodness this time....
Jada_Kat hmm..
AA cherry goodness has thwarted his sullen mood before
Jada_Kat black leather dusters..
ZTHI ooooh...
ZTHI ...
ZTHI no wait...
ZTHI the Dib wears one of those...
Jada_Kat .. my brother told me they'd put Spike in my stocking this year..
* ZTHI sticks out his tongue...
Jada_Kat *brothers
AA z don't like the Dib....
Jada_Kat oh..
Jada_Kat uhm..
AA spike... in your stocking....
Jada_Kat getting a bigger stocking..
Jada_Kat or they can put him out under the tree..
Jada_Kat mmmmm
ZTHI hmmm.... I put my dog out under a tree once...
AA that wasn't you...
ZTHI oh yeah....
* Jada_Kat goes to reread tha-- No, can't have to pack..
AA don't ask about this strange things.. I am messin with him...
ZTHI o.O pack?
ZTHI are you leaving because you can't stand to be around me?
Jada_Kat no.. leaving for CO tomorrow
AA he has recently gotten all these issues about this very subject.....
ZTHI oh...
AA it's strange how sane a conversation he can carry on.... just don't piss him off... ...
ZTHI I see.....
AA *plays metallica Die die my darling*
ZTHI DON"T PLAY THAT!!
ZTHI IT'S NOT HELPING MY MOOD!! I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME TO STAY ALIVE!!
AA *shrugs* I thought it would remind you of killing and stuff....
* ZTHI glares
AA besides it came up completely random.... honest...
* ZTHI continues to glare...
ZTHI turn it off...
AA NO!
AA *thinking I am dumb*
* ZTHI fakes a grin with clinched teeth"Turn it off..."
AA ha it's over... you did all that bitching for no reason!
ZTHI bitching?
* ZTHI still has those knives out...
*AA is for some dumb reason ignoring this
AA oops... I'm becoming involved again... I need to stop this... You're on your own Z... *puts on Adema Giving In and grins at Z*
* ZTHI glares yet again...
ZTHI ...
ZTHI 'this silence is getting to me'
mooseboyKill yourself already!
ZTHI SHUTUP!
ZTHI I am sick and tired of you! Kill me yourself if you want me dead!
ZTHI Come on! Do it!
ZTHI *mooseboy looks all sullenly kuz I said so "I can't"
pork he really would... if he could... he hates you Z... he wants you dead.. nothing more...
ZTHI what about you? you probably hate me too.. the only reason you put up with me is because you have to... I've figured it out... *meeker*I think...*back to normal intensity* and you'll just throw me to the side the first chance you get!
pork that's not fair...
ZTHI and you've said that already! We aren't helping Lizzy out if you keep repeating your lines!
AA ahem... less about me... more arguing
* ZTHI glares
AA please?
* ZTHI mumbles "using me too..."
AA what was that?
ZTHI *sweetly* nothing!
AA mhm... I'm getting too involved
AA YOU!
AA *pokes Parallax to see if he's still alive*
Parallax math
AA oh....
AA I see....
AA *pokes Z who immediately gets freaked out and swings at the air with his little daggers* you... do things...
* ZTHI glares
* Jada_Kat looks at ZTHI, "Did you steal my purse?"
ZTHI Me?
ZTHI Steal?
ZTHI You think I would s.. steal?
Jada_Kat you look like a trouble maker..
AA ooooh.... you've done touched a nerve......
ZTHI a....t...troublemaker?
* Jada_Kat studies ZTHI
ZTHI so... you just immediately assume that I was the one to steal your pur... purs... whatever the damn thing was....
Jada_Kat well, it didn't just walk away and sure as hell didn't lose and you're the only one I see here..
ZTHI what about ....
ZTHI HER!
* ZTHI points at lizzy who grins innocently
ZTHI or...
Parallax k, i'm gonna bail guys
ZTHI that guy doing the math,,,
ZTHI yeah... u!
Parallax yeah, me
Parallax later Liz.. and whoever else is in there with you
Jada_Kat nights
AA c ya!
Jada_Kat c-ya in a few
Parallax nighters
*** Signoff: Parallax (Quit: "I mean, if Finestein the Viking wants to get his ass mauled by two guys at once, thats fine by me.. Oh sh*t that came out wrong.." -- Morpheus, ASC Wrestling Alliance)
AA ahem... it is moments like this that that other character z is based on.. starts showing strange wackyness...
ZTHI wacky?
ZTHI that is the worst descriptive word in the english vocabulary!
ZTHI and you use it in a description of mee?
Jada_Kat I think she just did
AA hey hey... calm down... first of all.. I'm surprised you even know what the english vocabulary is... and second...you are not wielding a spork of any kind.. so I can say that word.
ZTHI are you saying I'm ignorant?
Jada_Kat spork?
AA no.. just lack common knowledge... that you can't deny....
AA johnny... when someone called him wacky in the taco place... he attacked everyone there with a "plastic spoon/fork" and it was quoted as being wacky...
* Jada_Kat bows before the spork wielder
Jada_Kat did he get it bloody?
* ZTHI tightens his grip on the knives at the use of that word...
AA uhm.. he disemboweled.. plucked a few eyeballs... uhm.. attacked the roaches in the kitchen....)
AA cops found him in there.. covered in gore.. eating a taco... he then attacked the cops and got away...
Jada_Kat sweetness.. good uses for a spork
* Jada_Kat can think of better but.. those are good
AA mhm.. in a fic.. I had johnny use a straw.. it was funny
* ZTHI grins at the memory that isn't his own.. but for some reason he has trouble remembering this...
*AA smacks Zim upside the head
AA that's not in your character!
AA you don't do these things in the story!
Jada_Kat lol
AA I've written about 20000 words on you and not once have you sat there and claimed things... OR lines of the characters you are based on!
ZTHI oh...
* ZTHI looks upset
ZTHI sorry...
* ZTHI goes and sits in a dark corner... like lizzy used to do waaaay back in the i-man chatroom... loooong ago...
AA DON'T COPY MEEEEEE!!!
ZTHI damn.. okay...
* ZTHI stands back up and walks over to where he was prior...
AA AND I DID IT FOR PURPOSE OF DWINDLING SANITY... besides... there's an alien sticker on the wall... or at least there was in the iman room... and you have to engage it in a staring contest....
ZTHI really?
AA you can't do that tho...
ZTHI why?
AA BECAUSE!
ZTHI because?
ZTHI just because?
AA ....
AA .. yes
And that's that... I haven't even thought about ZTHI in ages, hopefully I can get my brain cells back in working order for long enough to complete this fic. I really hate that I have left it unfinished for so long. C-ya in ficland... 8}
AmandaApathy I hate you Z... you are fucking me up... that is NOT enough to fill up a 2000 word chapter you ASSHOLE!!
AmandaApathy I can't make the entire damn ting outta fillers!
AmandaApathy You and your bitchy self are fucking me up!
AmandaApathy alright...
AmandaApathy what can I do to prolong that.. stretch it out....
AmandaApathy ...
AmandaApathy a lot...
AmandaApathy *glares at Z*
AmandaApathy at least I have a new view of the character... doing him in the room is a lot different than doing him on paper....
AmandaApathy k....
AmandaApathy 5...4...3...2...
Jada_Kat 1?
AmandaApathy I'm trying to calm down... somebody's... *loudly to the shadowy figure luring in the corner* PISSED ME OFF!!!
Jada_Kat .. uhhuh
Z now I can add you to the long list of people who don't want me around! Maybe I should just listen to Mooseboy and get that laser! I bet you'd like me a lot better if I was to pull that trigger...
AmandaApathy NOOO!
AmandaApathy seee? that's the problem here...
AmandaApathy I'm trying to prolong... not cut short... you don't die till ch 14...
Z so this is premeditated murder... you piss me off... and then you tell me to go kill myself... but not until you say so? You're no worse than Mooseboy! Fook!
AmandaApathy (I love arguing with myself)
AmandaApathy Hey... you don't stay dead! I'm bringing you back a few chapters later!
z what? no absolution? I'm gonna be a fucking slave for the rest of my existence?
AmandaApathy I didn't say that!
AmandaApathy besides... mooseboy and pork will be GONE!
Z really?
AmandaApathy yeah.. then there's that whole think with mr. Scolex and the... WAIT! you're not supposed to know these things!
Z FUCK YOU Mr. BEAR YOU SPEAK LIES!!! LIIIIIEEEEESSSS!!!!!
AmandaApathy ...
AmandaApathy that's not u...
Z what?
AmandaApathy you didn't say that... the character you were based on did.... so you can't use it just like that... it has to be changed up first....
Z what?!
Z I can't even SAY that I want to?!
*Z is glaring at lizzy... spooky
AmandaApathy No...
AmandaApathy *Z is going for the concealed weapon, eye twitching(I luv eye twitchy) "What exactly 'can' I do?"
Parallax Oops!
Parallax Your answer, $3.67, is off by $0.01.
Parallax WELL FUCK YOU MR. BEAR@!
Z wait... he can say it.. but I can't?!
AmandaApathy ...
AmandaApathy I take no responsibility for anything he does...
AmandaApathy NOTHING!
Z and I can't take responsibility for the stuff I do?
AmandaApathy Do you really want to take the responsibility for extricating that guy's gall bladder?
Z when did I....
AmandaApathy that was his gall bladder... NOT kidney... you were kinda off...
Z Ok... but I'd still take credit for it...
AmandaApathy You're proud of it?
Z he 'was' an asshole he 'did' deserve it... besides... he wouldn't leave me alone... I chased him down in the fucking rain.. and you're saying I shouldn't have done it?
AmandaApathy no.. I woulda had you kill him... he is obnoxious... but for plot reasons.. he lives...
Z damn...
AmandaApathy well.. I'm done here...
Z really?
AmandaApathy yup...
AmandaApathy gbye... Z... you stay...
Z why?
AmandaApathybecause I need to get into your character and I'm getting bored of talking to myself...
*** AmandaApathy is now known as ZTHI
ZTHI TALK TO MEEE! I NEED A REASON TO LIVE!!!
ZTHI or at least something to ponder while awaiting death...
Jada_Kat ice cream?
Jada_Kat chocolate?
Jada_Kat !
Jada_Kat chocolate ice cream?!
ZTHI hmm... what about cherry?
Jada_Kat with cherries, sure
ZTHI Yessss! Cherry is yummy...
* ZTHI thinks about the cherry goodness...
ZTHI wait... that reason sucks...
Jada_Kat it does?
AAZ has problems.. and they aren't gonna be solved by cherry goodness this time....
Jada_Kat hmm..
AA cherry goodness has thwarted his sullen mood before
Jada_Kat black leather dusters..
ZTHI ooooh...
ZTHI ...
ZTHI no wait...
ZTHI the Dib wears one of those...
Jada_Kat .. my brother told me they'd put Spike in my stocking this year..
* ZTHI sticks out his tongue...
Jada_Kat *brothers
AA z don't like the Dib....
Jada_Kat oh..
Jada_Kat uhm..
AA spike... in your stocking....
Jada_Kat getting a bigger stocking..
Jada_Kat or they can put him out under the tree..
Jada_Kat mmmmm
ZTHI hmmm.... I put my dog out under a tree once...
AA that wasn't you...
ZTHI oh yeah....
* Jada_Kat goes to reread tha-- No, can't have to pack..
AA don't ask about this strange things.. I am messin with him...
ZTHI o.O pack?
ZTHI are you leaving because you can't stand to be around me?
Jada_Kat no.. leaving for CO tomorrow
AA he has recently gotten all these issues about this very subject.....
ZTHI oh...
AA it's strange how sane a conversation he can carry on.... just don't piss him off... ...
ZTHI I see.....
AA *plays metallica Die die my darling*
ZTHI DON"T PLAY THAT!!
ZTHI IT'S NOT HELPING MY MOOD!! I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME TO STAY ALIVE!!
AA *shrugs* I thought it would remind you of killing and stuff....
* ZTHI glares
AA besides it came up completely random.... honest...
* ZTHI continues to glare...
ZTHI turn it off...
AA NO!
AA *thinking I am dumb*
* ZTHI fakes a grin with clinched teeth"Turn it off..."
AA ha it's over... you did all that bitching for no reason!
ZTHI bitching?
* ZTHI still has those knives out...
*AA is for some dumb reason ignoring this
AA oops... I'm becoming involved again... I need to stop this... You're on your own Z... *puts on Adema Giving In and grins at Z*
* ZTHI glares yet again...
ZTHI ...
ZTHI 'this silence is getting to me'
mooseboyKill yourself already!
ZTHI SHUTUP!
ZTHI I am sick and tired of you! Kill me yourself if you want me dead!
ZTHI Come on! Do it!
ZTHI *mooseboy looks all sullenly kuz I said so "I can't"
pork he really would... if he could... he hates you Z... he wants you dead.. nothing more...
ZTHI what about you? you probably hate me too.. the only reason you put up with me is because you have to... I've figured it out... *meeker*I think...*back to normal intensity* and you'll just throw me to the side the first chance you get!
pork that's not fair...
ZTHI and you've said that already! We aren't helping Lizzy out if you keep repeating your lines!
AA ahem... less about me... more arguing
* ZTHI glares
AA please?
* ZTHI mumbles "using me too..."
AA what was that?
ZTHI *sweetly* nothing!
AA mhm... I'm getting too involved
AA YOU!
AA *pokes Parallax to see if he's still alive*
Parallax math
AA oh....
AA I see....
AA *pokes Z who immediately gets freaked out and swings at the air with his little daggers* you... do things...
* ZTHI glares
* Jada_Kat looks at ZTHI, "Did you steal my purse?"
ZTHI Me?
ZTHI Steal?
ZTHI You think I would s.. steal?
Jada_Kat you look like a trouble maker..
AA ooooh.... you've done touched a nerve......
ZTHI a....t...troublemaker?
* Jada_Kat studies ZTHI
ZTHI so... you just immediately assume that I was the one to steal your pur... purs... whatever the damn thing was....
Jada_Kat well, it didn't just walk away and sure as hell didn't lose and you're the only one I see here..
ZTHI what about ....
ZTHI HER!
* ZTHI points at lizzy who grins innocently
ZTHI or...
Parallax k, i'm gonna bail guys
ZTHI that guy doing the math,,,
ZTHI yeah... u!
Parallax yeah, me
Parallax later Liz.. and whoever else is in there with you
Jada_Kat nights
AA c ya!
Jada_Kat c-ya in a few
Parallax nighters
*** Signoff: Parallax (Quit: "I mean, if Finestein the Viking wants to get his ass mauled by two guys at once, thats fine by me.. Oh sh*t that came out wrong.." -- Morpheus, ASC Wrestling Alliance)
AA ahem... it is moments like this that that other character z is based on.. starts showing strange wackyness...
ZTHI wacky?
ZTHI that is the worst descriptive word in the english vocabulary!
ZTHI and you use it in a description of mee?
Jada_Kat I think she just did
AA hey hey... calm down... first of all.. I'm surprised you even know what the english vocabulary is... and second...you are not wielding a spork of any kind.. so I can say that word.
ZTHI are you saying I'm ignorant?
Jada_Kat spork?
AA no.. just lack common knowledge... that you can't deny....
AA johnny... when someone called him wacky in the taco place... he attacked everyone there with a "plastic spoon/fork" and it was quoted as being wacky...
* Jada_Kat bows before the spork wielder
Jada_Kat did he get it bloody?
* ZTHI tightens his grip on the knives at the use of that word...
AA uhm.. he disemboweled.. plucked a few eyeballs... uhm.. attacked the roaches in the kitchen....)
AA cops found him in there.. covered in gore.. eating a taco... he then attacked the cops and got away...
Jada_Kat sweetness.. good uses for a spork
* Jada_Kat can think of better but.. those are good
AA mhm.. in a fic.. I had johnny use a straw.. it was funny
* ZTHI grins at the memory that isn't his own.. but for some reason he has trouble remembering this...
*AA smacks Zim upside the head
AA that's not in your character!
AA you don't do these things in the story!
Jada_Kat lol
AA I've written about 20000 words on you and not once have you sat there and claimed things... OR lines of the characters you are based on!
ZTHI oh...
* ZTHI looks upset
ZTHI sorry...
* ZTHI goes and sits in a dark corner... like lizzy used to do waaaay back in the i-man chatroom... loooong ago...
AA DON'T COPY MEEEEEE!!!
ZTHI damn.. okay...
* ZTHI stands back up and walks over to where he was prior...
AA AND I DID IT FOR PURPOSE OF DWINDLING SANITY... besides... there's an alien sticker on the wall... or at least there was in the iman room... and you have to engage it in a staring contest....
ZTHI really?
AA you can't do that tho...
ZTHI why?
AA BECAUSE!
ZTHI because?
ZTHI just because?
AA ....
AA .. yes
And that's that... I haven't even thought about ZTHI in ages, hopefully I can get my brain cells back in working order for long enough to complete this fic. I really hate that I have left it unfinished for so long. C-ya in ficland... 8}