Muggle Studies
Finally, a P G notes. Only one cuss word, and they're funny, so if you did not enjoy our sick humor in the previous ones (We have no clue as to why you are reading this in the first place, though.) these are for you. Enjoy.
My Darling Prongs,
Miss Lily would like to know what names Mr. Prongs likes
Miss Lily,
Mr. Prongs states that he is a guy, and does not think about such matters, as he doesn't care, and wonders why Miss Lily asks.
My Dearest Moony,
Mr. Padfoot wonders exactly how stupid Mr. Prongs is.
My Beloved Padfoot,
Mr. Moony thinks his stupitity knows no limits.
Misters Padfoot and Moony,
And Mr. Prongs thinks you two should go to hell.
My Darling Prongs,
Misters Padfoot and Moony were only talking about your answer to Miss Lily's question, as she was talking about baby names.
Miss Lily,
Mr. Prongs wonders if that is true.
My Darling Prongs,
Miss Lily is in full agreement with Misters Padfoot and Moony about Mr. Prongs' inteligence and states that yes, she was talking about baby names.
My Darling Prongs,
Misters Padfoot and Moony think that it is a well know fact now, that Mr. Prongs is an idiot.
My Darling Prongs,
As does Miss Lily.
Mr. Wormtail,
Mr. Prongs asks is Mr. Wormtail believes that too?
My Darling Prongs,
Mr. Wormtail is too busy gazing at Miss Rita Skeeter to answer.
Mr. Wormtail,
Mr. Prongs is disgusted with your tastes in women and adds to the others that he hates you all.
My Darling Prongs,
You even hate Miss Lily?
Miss Lily,
Yes, Mr. Prongs hates Miss Lily.
My Darling Prongs,
Miss Lily hates Mr. Prongs and has decided to be with a real man, one who will treat her right.
Miss Lily,
Mr. Prongs asks who this mystery guy is.
My Darling Prongs,
Mr. Padfoot.
My most unloved friends,
Mr. Padfoot would like to point out that now he, the almighty Padfoot, is the only marauder with a hot girlfriend. You can start calling her Mrs. Padfoot now.
My Beloved Padfoot,
Mr. Moony states that he would also have a hot girlfriend, if Mr. Padfoot would just ask Miss Angela Princeton if he likes her. He also believes that it would be Mr. Lily, NOT Mrs. Padfoot.
My Dearest Moony,
Mrs. Padfoot
My Beloved Padfoot,
Mr. Lily
My Dearest Moony,
MRS. PAFOOT!!!!!
My Beloved Padfoot,
MR. LILY!!!!!
Miss Lily,
Mr. Prongs thinks your bluffing
My Darling Prongs,
You don't believe Miss Lily? Then she will have to prove it to you. Mr. Padfoot? Is 7 okay with you?
Miss Lily,
7 is perfect, Mrs. Padfoot.
My Beloved Padfoot,
Miss Lily advises Mr. Padfoot not to call her that, or he will find his face mashed in.
Miss Lily,
Will do.
My Beloved Padfoot,
Mr. Moony thinks that Miss Lily is a rather controlling girlfriend.
My Dearest Moony,
Mr. Padfoot agrees, and adds that she is hot all the same.
Miss Lily,
What can Mr. Prongs do to make it up to you?
My Darling Prongs,
Miss Lily thinks it should be embarassing.
Miss Lily,
Mr. Padfoot thinks you should make him STREAK!!!
Miss Lily,
Mr. Moony thinks that he should have too snog Severus Snape, in front of everyone!!!!!
Miss Lily,
Mr. Wormtail thinks he should proclaim his love for Rita Skeeter in front of the whole school.
Mr. Wormtail,
Mr. Prongs thinks your idea is just sick, and refuses.
My Darling Prongs,
Mr. Wormtail was talking about himself.
Mr. Wormtail,
Oh, okay, whatever floats your boat.
My Darling Prongs,
Miss Lily thinks Mr. Prongs should sing, "My Valentine" to her in the common room tonight. In front of everyone, might I add.
Miss Lily,
Mr. Padfoot asks, does this mean tonight's off?
My Beloved Padfoot,
Miss Lily is sorry, but yes, tonight is off.
My Beloved Padfoot,
Mr. Moony suggests Miss Arabella Figg instead.
Miss Lily,
Mr. Prongs states that he loves Miss Lily, and he will do anything for her.
My Darling Prongs,
Miss Lily loves Mr. Prongs too.
Mr. and Mrs. Prongs,
Mr. Moony states that is cute.
Mr. and Mrs. Prongs,
Mr. Wormtail thinks it's a warm, fuzzy moment.
Mr. Wormtail,
Warm, fuzzy moment? With Mr. Wormtail? I shudder to think.
My Dearest Friends,
Mr. Padfoot states that this sucks.
A. N. We want at least 8 more reveiws until we continue. ONLY ONE PER PERSON. Please tell us what ch. was your favorite. Farewell, shall post more soon.
Finally, a P G notes. Only one cuss word, and they're funny, so if you did not enjoy our sick humor in the previous ones (We have no clue as to why you are reading this in the first place, though.) these are for you. Enjoy.
My Darling Prongs,
Miss Lily would like to know what names Mr. Prongs likes
Miss Lily,
Mr. Prongs states that he is a guy, and does not think about such matters, as he doesn't care, and wonders why Miss Lily asks.
My Dearest Moony,
Mr. Padfoot wonders exactly how stupid Mr. Prongs is.
My Beloved Padfoot,
Mr. Moony thinks his stupitity knows no limits.
Misters Padfoot and Moony,
And Mr. Prongs thinks you two should go to hell.
My Darling Prongs,
Misters Padfoot and Moony were only talking about your answer to Miss Lily's question, as she was talking about baby names.
Miss Lily,
Mr. Prongs wonders if that is true.
My Darling Prongs,
Miss Lily is in full agreement with Misters Padfoot and Moony about Mr. Prongs' inteligence and states that yes, she was talking about baby names.
My Darling Prongs,
Misters Padfoot and Moony think that it is a well know fact now, that Mr. Prongs is an idiot.
My Darling Prongs,
As does Miss Lily.
Mr. Wormtail,
Mr. Prongs asks is Mr. Wormtail believes that too?
My Darling Prongs,
Mr. Wormtail is too busy gazing at Miss Rita Skeeter to answer.
Mr. Wormtail,
Mr. Prongs is disgusted with your tastes in women and adds to the others that he hates you all.
My Darling Prongs,
You even hate Miss Lily?
Miss Lily,
Yes, Mr. Prongs hates Miss Lily.
My Darling Prongs,
Miss Lily hates Mr. Prongs and has decided to be with a real man, one who will treat her right.
Miss Lily,
Mr. Prongs asks who this mystery guy is.
My Darling Prongs,
Mr. Padfoot.
My most unloved friends,
Mr. Padfoot would like to point out that now he, the almighty Padfoot, is the only marauder with a hot girlfriend. You can start calling her Mrs. Padfoot now.
My Beloved Padfoot,
Mr. Moony states that he would also have a hot girlfriend, if Mr. Padfoot would just ask Miss Angela Princeton if he likes her. He also believes that it would be Mr. Lily, NOT Mrs. Padfoot.
My Dearest Moony,
Mrs. Padfoot
My Beloved Padfoot,
Mr. Lily
My Dearest Moony,
MRS. PAFOOT!!!!!
My Beloved Padfoot,
MR. LILY!!!!!
Miss Lily,
Mr. Prongs thinks your bluffing
My Darling Prongs,
You don't believe Miss Lily? Then she will have to prove it to you. Mr. Padfoot? Is 7 okay with you?
Miss Lily,
7 is perfect, Mrs. Padfoot.
My Beloved Padfoot,
Miss Lily advises Mr. Padfoot not to call her that, or he will find his face mashed in.
Miss Lily,
Will do.
My Beloved Padfoot,
Mr. Moony thinks that Miss Lily is a rather controlling girlfriend.
My Dearest Moony,
Mr. Padfoot agrees, and adds that she is hot all the same.
Miss Lily,
What can Mr. Prongs do to make it up to you?
My Darling Prongs,
Miss Lily thinks it should be embarassing.
Miss Lily,
Mr. Padfoot thinks you should make him STREAK!!!
Miss Lily,
Mr. Moony thinks that he should have too snog Severus Snape, in front of everyone!!!!!
Miss Lily,
Mr. Wormtail thinks he should proclaim his love for Rita Skeeter in front of the whole school.
Mr. Wormtail,
Mr. Prongs thinks your idea is just sick, and refuses.
My Darling Prongs,
Mr. Wormtail was talking about himself.
Mr. Wormtail,
Oh, okay, whatever floats your boat.
My Darling Prongs,
Miss Lily thinks Mr. Prongs should sing, "My Valentine" to her in the common room tonight. In front of everyone, might I add.
Miss Lily,
Mr. Padfoot asks, does this mean tonight's off?
My Beloved Padfoot,
Miss Lily is sorry, but yes, tonight is off.
My Beloved Padfoot,
Mr. Moony suggests Miss Arabella Figg instead.
Miss Lily,
Mr. Prongs states that he loves Miss Lily, and he will do anything for her.
My Darling Prongs,
Miss Lily loves Mr. Prongs too.
Mr. and Mrs. Prongs,
Mr. Moony states that is cute.
Mr. and Mrs. Prongs,
Mr. Wormtail thinks it's a warm, fuzzy moment.
Mr. Wormtail,
Warm, fuzzy moment? With Mr. Wormtail? I shudder to think.
My Dearest Friends,
Mr. Padfoot states that this sucks.
A. N. We want at least 8 more reveiws until we continue. ONLY ONE PER PERSON. Please tell us what ch. was your favorite. Farewell, shall post more soon.