Baby blues
By Todd fan
Disclaimer: "I'm putting sticky things on the bottom of the tub".
Huzah to my reviewers, i really didn't think this fic would be popular...i mean I like it, but i have strange taste.
Chapter 3 - Toads can't fly.
"Why me?".
These were the only words Todd could come up with to describe his current situation. Kurt was hanging from the balcony of his room by his tail, gurgling happily. Todd had snuck quietly over to the balcony and was getting nearer to his intended quarry.
"Come here blue boy", he said, "don't go over the bansiter now. I don't want ya breaking ya little fuzzy neck".
Todd suddenly leapt over at Kurt in an attempt to take him by surprise.
*BAMF*
It didn't work. Todd coughed and waved away the little cloud of brimstone and looked around for where Kurt could be. A giggle from above comfirmed his darkest fears. Kurt was on the roof. Todd muttered unrepeatable Italian under his breath and hopped onto the roof. Kurt was sitting on the edge, sucking the spade of his tail like a pacifier. Todd carefully crawled towards him, this time stopping a little in front of the elf-boy.
"Okay, fun's over, Kurt", he said, "ya gotta come inside now".
Todd leaned over to grab Kurt. Kurt made a squeaky sound and moved closer to the edge of the roof. Todd sighed and got a little closer. He looked over the edge of the roof. Boy..it was a long way down...much, much higher than the roof of the Brotherhood house. Todd leaned forward to grab Kurt. He was just out of reach. Todd strained his arm forward as best as he could. Closer, closer.
"Gotcha!", said Todd happily, making a final reach forward to grab...
*BAMF*
Thin air. Unfortunately, this knocked Todd off balance. He frailed his arms helplessly in front of him before falling head-first off the roof.
*Please let me fall on something soft*, he thought to himself. He closed his eyes and waited for impact... it never came. Todd blinked and looked down to see Jean. She was scrunching up her face in concentration.
"Thanks Jean", said Todd, "i was nearly a gonner then and... why are you smiling?".
"Lookie what I can do!", said Jean proudly.
Suddenly, Todd found himself hanging in the air, unpside down. Then he began to move.
"Jean...put me down", said Todd, "thats a good Red-head. Put Todd down".
Jean giggled and telekenetically tossed Todd towards the wall. Todd yelped and spun himself around in mid air, hitting the wall feet first, he instinctively kicked out, propelling himself from the wall...and right into the oposite tree.
"Owwwww", he said weakly, then hit the ground.
He looked up dazedly to see that Jean had gotten bored and had wandered off. Todd winced and shakily stood up. He glanced around.
"Babies?", he shouted, "where are you?".
He was then pelted in the back of the head by a snowball. Wait, a snowball?...it wasn't snowing. He turned slowly around to see Bobby sitting inocently on the ground, smiling at him. Todd walked slowly over to Bobby and picked him up.
"Okay, that's one down", said Todd, starting to walk away, "lets see if we can find anyeeeeeeeeeeeee!".
He struggled to regain his balance of the patch of ice he had just stepped in. Bobby gurgled happily and clapped his hands. Todd frowned and looked around him. There were ice-patches everywhere.
"Oh just...great", said Todd through gritted teeth, "you think you got me beaten?, ya undergrown snowcone?. Think again!".
Todd leapt between ice-patches, finally making it into the mansion. He sighed and put Bobby in the playpen.
"I hope that'll hold ya for a while", said Todd, "now where did that fuzzball..".
*BAMF*
Kurt teleported on toop of Todd's head.
"Go", finnished Todd, he grabbed Kurt and started to put him in the playpen, before pausing.
"I think you'd better stay wit' me", said Todd, "i don't want ya freein' the popsicle there".
With that, Todd walked off, with Kurt tucked under his arm, in search of more infants. There was a loud crash upstairs and a scream.
"Sounds like Kitty's havin' as much 'fun' as i am", said Todd with a chuckle.
There you go. How is Kitty doing?. Find out next time on 'Baby Blues'. Please review. Until next time...
By Todd fan
Disclaimer: "I'm putting sticky things on the bottom of the tub".
Huzah to my reviewers, i really didn't think this fic would be popular...i mean I like it, but i have strange taste.
Chapter 3 - Toads can't fly.
"Why me?".
These were the only words Todd could come up with to describe his current situation. Kurt was hanging from the balcony of his room by his tail, gurgling happily. Todd had snuck quietly over to the balcony and was getting nearer to his intended quarry.
"Come here blue boy", he said, "don't go over the bansiter now. I don't want ya breaking ya little fuzzy neck".
Todd suddenly leapt over at Kurt in an attempt to take him by surprise.
*BAMF*
It didn't work. Todd coughed and waved away the little cloud of brimstone and looked around for where Kurt could be. A giggle from above comfirmed his darkest fears. Kurt was on the roof. Todd muttered unrepeatable Italian under his breath and hopped onto the roof. Kurt was sitting on the edge, sucking the spade of his tail like a pacifier. Todd carefully crawled towards him, this time stopping a little in front of the elf-boy.
"Okay, fun's over, Kurt", he said, "ya gotta come inside now".
Todd leaned over to grab Kurt. Kurt made a squeaky sound and moved closer to the edge of the roof. Todd sighed and got a little closer. He looked over the edge of the roof. Boy..it was a long way down...much, much higher than the roof of the Brotherhood house. Todd leaned forward to grab Kurt. He was just out of reach. Todd strained his arm forward as best as he could. Closer, closer.
"Gotcha!", said Todd happily, making a final reach forward to grab...
*BAMF*
Thin air. Unfortunately, this knocked Todd off balance. He frailed his arms helplessly in front of him before falling head-first off the roof.
*Please let me fall on something soft*, he thought to himself. He closed his eyes and waited for impact... it never came. Todd blinked and looked down to see Jean. She was scrunching up her face in concentration.
"Thanks Jean", said Todd, "i was nearly a gonner then and... why are you smiling?".
"Lookie what I can do!", said Jean proudly.
Suddenly, Todd found himself hanging in the air, unpside down. Then he began to move.
"Jean...put me down", said Todd, "thats a good Red-head. Put Todd down".
Jean giggled and telekenetically tossed Todd towards the wall. Todd yelped and spun himself around in mid air, hitting the wall feet first, he instinctively kicked out, propelling himself from the wall...and right into the oposite tree.
"Owwwww", he said weakly, then hit the ground.
He looked up dazedly to see that Jean had gotten bored and had wandered off. Todd winced and shakily stood up. He glanced around.
"Babies?", he shouted, "where are you?".
He was then pelted in the back of the head by a snowball. Wait, a snowball?...it wasn't snowing. He turned slowly around to see Bobby sitting inocently on the ground, smiling at him. Todd walked slowly over to Bobby and picked him up.
"Okay, that's one down", said Todd, starting to walk away, "lets see if we can find anyeeeeeeeeeeeee!".
He struggled to regain his balance of the patch of ice he had just stepped in. Bobby gurgled happily and clapped his hands. Todd frowned and looked around him. There were ice-patches everywhere.
"Oh just...great", said Todd through gritted teeth, "you think you got me beaten?, ya undergrown snowcone?. Think again!".
Todd leapt between ice-patches, finally making it into the mansion. He sighed and put Bobby in the playpen.
"I hope that'll hold ya for a while", said Todd, "now where did that fuzzball..".
*BAMF*
Kurt teleported on toop of Todd's head.
"Go", finnished Todd, he grabbed Kurt and started to put him in the playpen, before pausing.
"I think you'd better stay wit' me", said Todd, "i don't want ya freein' the popsicle there".
With that, Todd walked off, with Kurt tucked under his arm, in search of more infants. There was a loud crash upstairs and a scream.
"Sounds like Kitty's havin' as much 'fun' as i am", said Todd with a chuckle.
There you go. How is Kitty doing?. Find out next time on 'Baby Blues'. Please review. Until next time...