Baby blues
By Todd fan
Disclaimer: "Be a man!, just stop calling".
You reveiwers are the best you know that?. Sorry it's so late, but ff.net went down. Bad ff.net!
The son of Logan and Orono - Yeah, but i don't THINK of things like that at the time...i was dosed up on very strong antibiotics when i started it...as i am now. Sorry chucks, this fic doesn't make much sense..i doubt it ever will. Just nod and except..and back away slowly as i start to giggle manically.....
LinkinPark - Assylum!. Where?! *Hides behind a bush* They're not taking me back!...oh wait, one should be NAMED after me...yes, the Todd fan institute.. i like that..but then they'll know where i am....
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Chapter 8 - Feeding time at the zoo
Remy, Todd and Kitty had managed to maover the youngsters into the kitchen with little problem. Jamie was still a quivering mess on the floor...they had opted it best to leave him there. All the kids were now at the table, most of them not being able to see over the top of it. Todd had released Kurt and the elf-boy was currently swinging from a chandeiler, chewing on a tiny burger.
"You know, however much i think it's gross", said Kitty, handing out more burgers, "i'm glad that Kurt bought these now...i think he and Amanda were going to throw a par...".
"Manda?", said Kurt, blinking, the smiled, "wanna see Manda, wanna see Manda!".
"Not looking like THAT you won't!", snapped Kitty.
Kurt pulled a face and resorted to eating more of his burger. Todd was having troubles of his own. He was trying to get Jeanto eat her food.
"Come on Red, a second ago ya said ya were hungry", he said.
"I don't want THAT!", said Jean, pointing to the burger, "i want bread!".
"Ya can't eat bread fer a meal", said Todd, "eat the burger".
"No!", said Jean, "i'm a princess, and i don't have to do anything you tell me!".
Todd groaned and banged his head on the table.
"Oh just let her de bread", snapped Remy, who was despreately rummaging through the cubboards, "where is all de alcohol?!".
"Mr Logan took it all away", said Kitty, "Bobby had an...incident with it and..we're not allowed it in the house anymore".
Remy twitched slightly, then slumped down on a chair.
"Gambit wanna go home", he said with a wimper.
"Now, Fuffy, sit. Good kitty", came the voice of Logan, who was currently trying to teach Sabertooth how to do tricks.
"Mew", said Sabertooth, gobbling down the burger Logan had tossed him.
"Logan's feeding the kitty form the table!", shouted Sam, pointing at Logan.
"Am not!".
"Are too!".
"Taddletale"
"Stupid stinky head".
"Enough!", roared Remy, then went back to looking miserable.
"You think they're gonna belive that when we get them back ta normal?", said Todd, nodding over to them.
"I doubt it", said Kitty with a sigh, "Bobby, stop that!".
Bobby blinked from where he had been freezing Storm's buger. Storm looked at it and narrowed her eyes.
"Bad Bobby!", she shouted.
She rose up her hands and started to create a lighting bolt, she realeased.... a harmless little crackle.
"Awwwwww", she said, pouting, "my powers don't work vewy well".
"Thank God", muttered Kitty.
Todd chuckled until he felt a tug at his sleve. He looked down to see Wanda.
"Mr Kermit", she giggled reaching out her hands to be picked up.
Todd sighed and did so.
"Why can't ya be like this when ya a teenager?", he asked.
Wanda grinned and grabbed the side of Todd's face, looking him dead in the eyes.
"I wanna go potty", she said.
Todd blinked.
"Errr...Kitty?".
"Why me?", snapped Kitty, trying to pry apart Lance and Scott.
"Because you're a girl..an' she's a girl", said Todd with a shrug, "and it's just...Gambit, help me out here, will ya?!".
"Gambit don't wanna play no more", said Remy with a sigh, "Remy wanna go home".
Kitty sighed and took Wanda from Todd.
"Fine!", she said, "but when one of the guy's needs to go, you have to take them!".
"No problem", said Todd with a grin, then nodded over to Gambit "what do we do about him?".
Gambit had begun to sob quietly.
"Well, with both him and Jamie....gone away for a while, we're gonna need some help", said Kitty, "and i know just who YOU can call".
"Me?", squeaked Todd, "i don't know anyone who can help us".
"Sure you do", said Kitty, "in fact, both of her chilrden are here".
"No", said Todd wide eyed, "no no no no no. I am NOT callin' her!. Besides, she's a TERRIBLE mother!".
"Yeah, but at least she has been one", pointed out Kitty, "or would you rather just me and you look after them?. Let them blow us up until we're simpering wrecks like Remy and Jamie?".
"I'll... go call her", said Todd, walking off.
"Yeah, you do that", said Kitty, taking Wanda to the bathroom.
A few minutes later, Todd heard an explosion as he put the phone down. Kitty walked downstairs a few minutes later, looking very frazzled. Wanda giggled happily from under her arm.
"Those Hex-bolts hurt more than ya think, don't they?", he said with a grin.
"Yeah, well at least you derserve them", said Kitty, "is she comming?".
"I...think so", said Todd, blinking, "when i told her, she went all quiet, then she muttered somethin' about a second chance, she hung up then".
"I REALLY hope she comes", said Kitty, as Wanda squirmed to be released, "i don't think i can take much more of this...if this doesn't scare me away from parenthood, nothing will!".
"I hear that", said Todd, rolling his eyes.
There was a crash from the kitchen, followed by more crying...coming from Remy.
"Ya know, he 'aint as tough as he makes himself out ta be", said Todd, heading into the kitchen.
Sorry Gambit fans, but i couldn't resist a Remy breakdown. Who have Kitty and Todd called in?. It's pretty obvious, really. Please review and if you have any suggestions, don't be afraid to say so. Until next time...
By Todd fan
Disclaimer: "Be a man!, just stop calling".
You reveiwers are the best you know that?. Sorry it's so late, but ff.net went down. Bad ff.net!
The son of Logan and Orono - Yeah, but i don't THINK of things like that at the time...i was dosed up on very strong antibiotics when i started it...as i am now. Sorry chucks, this fic doesn't make much sense..i doubt it ever will. Just nod and except..and back away slowly as i start to giggle manically.....
LinkinPark - Assylum!. Where?! *Hides behind a bush* They're not taking me back!...oh wait, one should be NAMED after me...yes, the Todd fan institute.. i like that..but then they'll know where i am....
*****
Chapter 8 - Feeding time at the zoo
Remy, Todd and Kitty had managed to maover the youngsters into the kitchen with little problem. Jamie was still a quivering mess on the floor...they had opted it best to leave him there. All the kids were now at the table, most of them not being able to see over the top of it. Todd had released Kurt and the elf-boy was currently swinging from a chandeiler, chewing on a tiny burger.
"You know, however much i think it's gross", said Kitty, handing out more burgers, "i'm glad that Kurt bought these now...i think he and Amanda were going to throw a par...".
"Manda?", said Kurt, blinking, the smiled, "wanna see Manda, wanna see Manda!".
"Not looking like THAT you won't!", snapped Kitty.
Kurt pulled a face and resorted to eating more of his burger. Todd was having troubles of his own. He was trying to get Jeanto eat her food.
"Come on Red, a second ago ya said ya were hungry", he said.
"I don't want THAT!", said Jean, pointing to the burger, "i want bread!".
"Ya can't eat bread fer a meal", said Todd, "eat the burger".
"No!", said Jean, "i'm a princess, and i don't have to do anything you tell me!".
Todd groaned and banged his head on the table.
"Oh just let her de bread", snapped Remy, who was despreately rummaging through the cubboards, "where is all de alcohol?!".
"Mr Logan took it all away", said Kitty, "Bobby had an...incident with it and..we're not allowed it in the house anymore".
Remy twitched slightly, then slumped down on a chair.
"Gambit wanna go home", he said with a wimper.
"Now, Fuffy, sit. Good kitty", came the voice of Logan, who was currently trying to teach Sabertooth how to do tricks.
"Mew", said Sabertooth, gobbling down the burger Logan had tossed him.
"Logan's feeding the kitty form the table!", shouted Sam, pointing at Logan.
"Am not!".
"Are too!".
"Taddletale"
"Stupid stinky head".
"Enough!", roared Remy, then went back to looking miserable.
"You think they're gonna belive that when we get them back ta normal?", said Todd, nodding over to them.
"I doubt it", said Kitty with a sigh, "Bobby, stop that!".
Bobby blinked from where he had been freezing Storm's buger. Storm looked at it and narrowed her eyes.
"Bad Bobby!", she shouted.
She rose up her hands and started to create a lighting bolt, she realeased.... a harmless little crackle.
"Awwwwww", she said, pouting, "my powers don't work vewy well".
"Thank God", muttered Kitty.
Todd chuckled until he felt a tug at his sleve. He looked down to see Wanda.
"Mr Kermit", she giggled reaching out her hands to be picked up.
Todd sighed and did so.
"Why can't ya be like this when ya a teenager?", he asked.
Wanda grinned and grabbed the side of Todd's face, looking him dead in the eyes.
"I wanna go potty", she said.
Todd blinked.
"Errr...Kitty?".
"Why me?", snapped Kitty, trying to pry apart Lance and Scott.
"Because you're a girl..an' she's a girl", said Todd with a shrug, "and it's just...Gambit, help me out here, will ya?!".
"Gambit don't wanna play no more", said Remy with a sigh, "Remy wanna go home".
Kitty sighed and took Wanda from Todd.
"Fine!", she said, "but when one of the guy's needs to go, you have to take them!".
"No problem", said Todd with a grin, then nodded over to Gambit "what do we do about him?".
Gambit had begun to sob quietly.
"Well, with both him and Jamie....gone away for a while, we're gonna need some help", said Kitty, "and i know just who YOU can call".
"Me?", squeaked Todd, "i don't know anyone who can help us".
"Sure you do", said Kitty, "in fact, both of her chilrden are here".
"No", said Todd wide eyed, "no no no no no. I am NOT callin' her!. Besides, she's a TERRIBLE mother!".
"Yeah, but at least she has been one", pointed out Kitty, "or would you rather just me and you look after them?. Let them blow us up until we're simpering wrecks like Remy and Jamie?".
"I'll... go call her", said Todd, walking off.
"Yeah, you do that", said Kitty, taking Wanda to the bathroom.
A few minutes later, Todd heard an explosion as he put the phone down. Kitty walked downstairs a few minutes later, looking very frazzled. Wanda giggled happily from under her arm.
"Those Hex-bolts hurt more than ya think, don't they?", he said with a grin.
"Yeah, well at least you derserve them", said Kitty, "is she comming?".
"I...think so", said Todd, blinking, "when i told her, she went all quiet, then she muttered somethin' about a second chance, she hung up then".
"I REALLY hope she comes", said Kitty, as Wanda squirmed to be released, "i don't think i can take much more of this...if this doesn't scare me away from parenthood, nothing will!".
"I hear that", said Todd, rolling his eyes.
There was a crash from the kitchen, followed by more crying...coming from Remy.
"Ya know, he 'aint as tough as he makes himself out ta be", said Todd, heading into the kitchen.
Sorry Gambit fans, but i couldn't resist a Remy breakdown. Who have Kitty and Todd called in?. It's pretty obvious, really. Please review and if you have any suggestions, don't be afraid to say so. Until next time...