Baby blues
By Todd fan
Disclaimer: "I like the 'whoosh'. It's the door saying 'I am closed'".
All hail the mighty reviewers. Most of you want Remy back, it is done.
Red witch - A run in with our favorite principle?. You got it!.
Evolutionary spider - A Kitty driving moment, okay.
Miah Tolensky - The cameo of our number one inventor is done!.
Stupidx - I don't know, she just can't!. Lol..i don't think these things through.
Draco-luver - Having our children tied to a line is a very good idea, it is done. As you will see, he is still attatched to Kitty :D.
Evilbon32 - Parental love from the Master of Magnestism?. Oh, yeah!
NachtcGleiskette - More of our Mystique, Kurt and Rogue? Yes indeedy.
AngstWolf - Some baby Rogue acting with Remy?. Here it is!
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Chapter 10 - The madness goes outside.
A few minutes later found Todd, Kitty and Mystique preparing the children to go outside. Pietro, still attatched to Kitty, looked up at them evily.
"Cut me loose?", he asked hopefully.
"Not in a million years", said Kitty, narrowing her eyes.
"How exactly do we get them to the park without losing them?", asked Mystique, between making goo-goo noises at her offspring.
Kurt giggled and hugged his mother, still sucking his tail like a pacifier.
"Don't panic, Remy got a plan".
Everyone turned to see Remy, standing up and smiling.
"You're better!", said Kitty happily.
"I found some beer", said Remy with a nod, "Remy ready to face de world again".
"That also means Remy can't drive", pointed out Todd, "an' i can't..last time i drove i wrecked the jeep's pedals. Inhanced leg muscles and car pedals do NOT mix, yo".
"Well..i'll drive then", said Mystique, then turned to Remy, "what's your plan, Cajun?".
"We tie dem all up to us. All in one big line, with a few of us in between dem", said Remy, pulling out more rope.
"I thought we'd run out of rope", said Kitty, narrowing her eyes.
"I found some in Storm's room...along with a set of handcuffs and a whip", said Remy, blinking, "Remy didn't tink she was de type".
"Oh dear lord..i didn't need THAT mental immage", muttered Mystique.
Rogue meanwhile had toddled up to Remy. She smiled at him, then turned to Mystique.
"He's my boyfriend", she said, matter-of-factly.
"What?", said Remy, blinking.
"WHAT?!!!!", roared Mystique, "have you been....fraternizing with my ONLY daughter?!".
"Remy's done notin'!", squeaked Remy, shelding himself, "Remy don't know what she's talkin' about".
"He loves me mommy. He gives me kissies and huggies. I love him too", said Rogue, hugging Remy's leg.
Mystique narrowed her eyes dangerously.
"Gambit done nothin'!", Remy said again, "dere, how am i supposed to give her 'kissies'?. Gambit'd be knocked out cold!".
"Maybe 'Gambit' likes that sort of thing", snarled Mystique.
She started to stalk towards Remy, when Rogue pulled a face and stood in front of her mother.
"No hurting my boyfriend!", she shouted, grabbing Mystique's bare leg with her bare hand.
Mystique blinked, then slumped to the floor.
"Dat's...not a good ting", said Remy.
"I wanna go to the park!", shouted Jean, "i'm a princess and i order you to take me now!".
"I'm more of a princess that YOU!", sneered Amara, "i wanna go to the park more!".
"Well, I'M a Goddess, so there!", said Storm, puling a face.
"Yeah, parky, parky!", said Ronerto, "i'm rich. I Wanna go to the park too".
The children then went into a chorus of 'parky parky'.
"Well...there's only one of us who can drive that's left", said Kitty with an evil grin.
"Arrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!", shouted Remy, "Remy's gonna throw up, then Remy's gonna die!".
"Oh calm down..wuss", said Kitty, from behind the wheel of the X-van, "hey!, watch the road!, i'm driving here!".
The children were all strapped into the seats, and all tied together with rope. Every now and again, the rope would be attatched to either Remy, Kitty or Todd. Mystique had been put in the back too, even if she had not yet come around. Rogue was having fun, changing into various people and animals...at least she was entertaining the other children. Jamie was also propped up in the back, though he still hadn't uncurled from the foetal position he'd wrapped himself in. Todd was sitting quite calmy in the car, despite Kitty's wild driving.
"How can you be so relaxed?!", asked Remy, wide-eyed.
"Compared ta Pietro...she really 'aint that bad", said Todd, shurgging his shoulders.
"Thank you!", said Kitty, hitting the steering wheel, "but will that lot at the institute beleive that?. Nooooo!. Hey!, the light was on green pal!".
"Ya know...this is a new..very scary side ta ya i've never seen before", said Todd, blinking, "you can be quite evil..can't ya?".
"I can't help it if there are idiots on the roa.... oh hey, a parking spot!".
Kitty cut off several people and skidded her car into a parking spot, just as another car was about to go there. As everyone piled out of the car, the owner of the car that had been cut off got out and marched over to them.
"You really should keep your eyes on the..oh no!", said principle Kelly, staring at them, "it's you!!!".
He looked at the youngsters.
"What..what?", he blabbered.
Scott smiled and ran over to him, giving him a hug.
"I luv you pwinciple Kelly!", he said happily.
"Teachers pet", taunted Lance.
"Stuuupid heeaad!", taunted Scott back.
"I really wish i'd taken that senator job", muttered Kelly, shaking Scott off him, "i'm outta here before you..you..freaks, do anything to me!".
As he ran off, Remy shook his head and tutted.
"He's not a very nice man..Gambit gonna teach him some respect", he said.
He took out a card, charged it and tossed it at the fleeing principal. It landed on Kelly's head, then exploded. Kelly gave a muffled scream, then fell flat on his face.
"Ooooohhh, Gambit good!", said Remy with a grin.
They headed off to the park, the children dragging them along like a sled dog team. They had opted to leave Mystique and Jamie in the van..just in case.
"I wanna go to the slide!", said Pietro.
"No!. The monkey bars!", shouted Kurt.
"Ice-cream", said Fred.
"Paddling pool!", said Bobby.
The children's argument was interupted by a beeping sound. Forge was ahead of them, holding a machine out in front of him. Magneto was folowing..looking very tired and fed up.
"There!. The mobile cerebro says that there should be mutants right her....oh it's you guys", said Forge blinking, "well...at least it works".
"Yes....and it picked up the wrong mutant!", said Magneto, massaging his head.
"DADDY!".
"Oh dear lord no", said Magneto.
Before he knew what hit him, the twins wrapped themselves around his legs.
"We LOVE you daddy", said Pietro.
"I want a pony ride", said Wanda, "will you take me daddy?".
"A parent should only have to go through this once", muttered Magneto, "why do i have to go through all this again?, why did i agree to help Charles find this mutant?, why...why are my offspring tied with rope?".
"You got a better idea of caryin' 'em around?", asked Todd with a raised eyebrow.
"I..guess not", said Magneto.
"Pony ride!", demanded Wanda.
"Slide!", shouted Pietro.
That was enough to start the children shouting about where they wanted to go again.
"I'm begining to get those migranes again", muttered Magneto, "i never thought i'd get those ones again".
"Err...i'm going to go....look for the girl", said Forge, backing away, "i..don't do well with kids".
"What about me?", said Mganeto.
"We could always use, like, an extra pair of hands", said Kitty, "especially since Rogue took Mystique out and Jamie's a wimpering mess".
"Why?", whimpered Magneto.
There you go, more fun. Was that fun enough?. I wrote this while being off work, sickness is terrible 'yknow ;D. Anyhoo, feel free to bring in your suggestions, and do review. Until next time....
By Todd fan
Disclaimer: "I like the 'whoosh'. It's the door saying 'I am closed'".
All hail the mighty reviewers. Most of you want Remy back, it is done.
Red witch - A run in with our favorite principle?. You got it!.
Evolutionary spider - A Kitty driving moment, okay.
Miah Tolensky - The cameo of our number one inventor is done!.
Stupidx - I don't know, she just can't!. Lol..i don't think these things through.
Draco-luver - Having our children tied to a line is a very good idea, it is done. As you will see, he is still attatched to Kitty :D.
Evilbon32 - Parental love from the Master of Magnestism?. Oh, yeah!
NachtcGleiskette - More of our Mystique, Kurt and Rogue? Yes indeedy.
AngstWolf - Some baby Rogue acting with Remy?. Here it is!
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Chapter 10 - The madness goes outside.
A few minutes later found Todd, Kitty and Mystique preparing the children to go outside. Pietro, still attatched to Kitty, looked up at them evily.
"Cut me loose?", he asked hopefully.
"Not in a million years", said Kitty, narrowing her eyes.
"How exactly do we get them to the park without losing them?", asked Mystique, between making goo-goo noises at her offspring.
Kurt giggled and hugged his mother, still sucking his tail like a pacifier.
"Don't panic, Remy got a plan".
Everyone turned to see Remy, standing up and smiling.
"You're better!", said Kitty happily.
"I found some beer", said Remy with a nod, "Remy ready to face de world again".
"That also means Remy can't drive", pointed out Todd, "an' i can't..last time i drove i wrecked the jeep's pedals. Inhanced leg muscles and car pedals do NOT mix, yo".
"Well..i'll drive then", said Mystique, then turned to Remy, "what's your plan, Cajun?".
"We tie dem all up to us. All in one big line, with a few of us in between dem", said Remy, pulling out more rope.
"I thought we'd run out of rope", said Kitty, narrowing her eyes.
"I found some in Storm's room...along with a set of handcuffs and a whip", said Remy, blinking, "Remy didn't tink she was de type".
"Oh dear lord..i didn't need THAT mental immage", muttered Mystique.
Rogue meanwhile had toddled up to Remy. She smiled at him, then turned to Mystique.
"He's my boyfriend", she said, matter-of-factly.
"What?", said Remy, blinking.
"WHAT?!!!!", roared Mystique, "have you been....fraternizing with my ONLY daughter?!".
"Remy's done notin'!", squeaked Remy, shelding himself, "Remy don't know what she's talkin' about".
"He loves me mommy. He gives me kissies and huggies. I love him too", said Rogue, hugging Remy's leg.
Mystique narrowed her eyes dangerously.
"Gambit done nothin'!", Remy said again, "dere, how am i supposed to give her 'kissies'?. Gambit'd be knocked out cold!".
"Maybe 'Gambit' likes that sort of thing", snarled Mystique.
She started to stalk towards Remy, when Rogue pulled a face and stood in front of her mother.
"No hurting my boyfriend!", she shouted, grabbing Mystique's bare leg with her bare hand.
Mystique blinked, then slumped to the floor.
"Dat's...not a good ting", said Remy.
"I wanna go to the park!", shouted Jean, "i'm a princess and i order you to take me now!".
"I'm more of a princess that YOU!", sneered Amara, "i wanna go to the park more!".
"Well, I'M a Goddess, so there!", said Storm, puling a face.
"Yeah, parky, parky!", said Ronerto, "i'm rich. I Wanna go to the park too".
The children then went into a chorus of 'parky parky'.
"Well...there's only one of us who can drive that's left", said Kitty with an evil grin.
"Arrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!", shouted Remy, "Remy's gonna throw up, then Remy's gonna die!".
"Oh calm down..wuss", said Kitty, from behind the wheel of the X-van, "hey!, watch the road!, i'm driving here!".
The children were all strapped into the seats, and all tied together with rope. Every now and again, the rope would be attatched to either Remy, Kitty or Todd. Mystique had been put in the back too, even if she had not yet come around. Rogue was having fun, changing into various people and animals...at least she was entertaining the other children. Jamie was also propped up in the back, though he still hadn't uncurled from the foetal position he'd wrapped himself in. Todd was sitting quite calmy in the car, despite Kitty's wild driving.
"How can you be so relaxed?!", asked Remy, wide-eyed.
"Compared ta Pietro...she really 'aint that bad", said Todd, shurgging his shoulders.
"Thank you!", said Kitty, hitting the steering wheel, "but will that lot at the institute beleive that?. Nooooo!. Hey!, the light was on green pal!".
"Ya know...this is a new..very scary side ta ya i've never seen before", said Todd, blinking, "you can be quite evil..can't ya?".
"I can't help it if there are idiots on the roa.... oh hey, a parking spot!".
Kitty cut off several people and skidded her car into a parking spot, just as another car was about to go there. As everyone piled out of the car, the owner of the car that had been cut off got out and marched over to them.
"You really should keep your eyes on the..oh no!", said principle Kelly, staring at them, "it's you!!!".
He looked at the youngsters.
"What..what?", he blabbered.
Scott smiled and ran over to him, giving him a hug.
"I luv you pwinciple Kelly!", he said happily.
"Teachers pet", taunted Lance.
"Stuuupid heeaad!", taunted Scott back.
"I really wish i'd taken that senator job", muttered Kelly, shaking Scott off him, "i'm outta here before you..you..freaks, do anything to me!".
As he ran off, Remy shook his head and tutted.
"He's not a very nice man..Gambit gonna teach him some respect", he said.
He took out a card, charged it and tossed it at the fleeing principal. It landed on Kelly's head, then exploded. Kelly gave a muffled scream, then fell flat on his face.
"Ooooohhh, Gambit good!", said Remy with a grin.
They headed off to the park, the children dragging them along like a sled dog team. They had opted to leave Mystique and Jamie in the van..just in case.
"I wanna go to the slide!", said Pietro.
"No!. The monkey bars!", shouted Kurt.
"Ice-cream", said Fred.
"Paddling pool!", said Bobby.
The children's argument was interupted by a beeping sound. Forge was ahead of them, holding a machine out in front of him. Magneto was folowing..looking very tired and fed up.
"There!. The mobile cerebro says that there should be mutants right her....oh it's you guys", said Forge blinking, "well...at least it works".
"Yes....and it picked up the wrong mutant!", said Magneto, massaging his head.
"DADDY!".
"Oh dear lord no", said Magneto.
Before he knew what hit him, the twins wrapped themselves around his legs.
"We LOVE you daddy", said Pietro.
"I want a pony ride", said Wanda, "will you take me daddy?".
"A parent should only have to go through this once", muttered Magneto, "why do i have to go through all this again?, why did i agree to help Charles find this mutant?, why...why are my offspring tied with rope?".
"You got a better idea of caryin' 'em around?", asked Todd with a raised eyebrow.
"I..guess not", said Magneto.
"Pony ride!", demanded Wanda.
"Slide!", shouted Pietro.
That was enough to start the children shouting about where they wanted to go again.
"I'm begining to get those migranes again", muttered Magneto, "i never thought i'd get those ones again".
"Err...i'm going to go....look for the girl", said Forge, backing away, "i..don't do well with kids".
"What about me?", said Mganeto.
"We could always use, like, an extra pair of hands", said Kitty, "especially since Rogue took Mystique out and Jamie's a wimpering mess".
"Why?", whimpered Magneto.
There you go, more fun. Was that fun enough?. I wrote this while being off work, sickness is terrible 'yknow ;D. Anyhoo, feel free to bring in your suggestions, and do review. Until next time....