Baby blues
By Todd fan
Disclaimer: "For a minute there, room service took on a whole new meaning".
Thanks to all of my reviwers, you continuing faith in me is uplifting :D
Draco-luver - *Blushes* Nah, i'm not a master of writing, that title belongs to Red Witch. More Remy, 'Kermit', Sam and Principle K?. You got it! Forge will also make another small apperance.
Bunny Angel - Sorry chucks, but this will go on for a while yet. Whoah ha ha ha ha!...does anyone else think this is dragging on?
Evolutionary spider - I wasn't INTENTIONALLY making Todd flirt with Kitty..ooooh but that gives me a very, very evil idea. Remy and Rogue in the park? A Mystique and Magneto moment? Done and done!
Miah Tolensky - Rogue turning into her baysitters and tormenting them?. Hell, yeah :D
Red Witch - Magneto's reaction to Wanda and Todd?. Whoah ha ha ha ha!
Brenn - Those would be the Morlocks. Oh, they will be here...not yet..but soon, very soon.
DragonBlond - Amanda huh?. Done!
The Scribe - More of the 'Princess wars'?. Your wish is my command.
AngstWolf - Trust me, i would have loved to do Rahne, but she and Jubilee left, remeber?. Not fair!. I LIKE Rahne..i don't like Jubillee all that much, but Rahne's ace!.
Many have requested that Jamie will also be revived. He will...just not yet. *Evil grin*
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Chapter 11 - Regrouping
The self-proclaimed 'Master of Magnetism' was sitting on a park bench. Watching quietly as Jean and Amara argued.
"I have a crown AND a kingdom back home!", said Amara.
"So!. I have..i have...good hair!", said Jean, pulling a face, "mummy says i'm a princess, so i am!".
"Are NOT!".
"Am SO!".
"Shut up", said Storm, "as a Goddess, i am better than any of you, so there!".
"Poo-poo brain".
"Dummy head".
Magneto sighed....he hadn't been through this for a long time. He was greatfull that everyone had the common sense to split the twins up. Pietro was currently running around the three girls, attempting to loosen the rope he was tied to..without much luck. Logan was also there, sitting quietly and petting Sabertooth. Magneto sighed, one of the greatest assasins in the world reduced to a ball of purring fuzz. Magneto looked up as a figure sat down next to him. A very drowzy looking Mystique.
"So..they dragged you into it too", she said with a sigh.
"I don't wish to think about it", said Magneto simply.
"Where have my two gone?", she asked.
"Your son is with Kitty, along with the ice-boy, and Scott", said Magneto with a sigh, "your daughter is with Remy, along with Pyro, Freddy and the boy that breaks down walls. The rest are with Toad".
"You don't know children's names very well do you?", said Mystique with a smirk, "wait.. did you say Rogue is with Remy?!".
"Yes", said Magneto with a sigh, "think yourself lucky. My daughter informed me she was staying with 'Kermit'. I swear, if that boy becomes my son-in-lw..i may just kill myself".
"Well MY son is dating a HUMAN!", said Mystique, "and my daughter wants to date a gambler!. Where did i go wrong as a parent?!".
"At least you didn't have your daughter's mind wiped clean of bad memories which you caused", said Magneto, he began to sob, "i'm a terrible father!".
"I lied to both my children...i couldn't take care of them if i tried", sniffled Mystique.
With that, two of the most feared villians on the planet broke down crying.
"They got a boo-boo", said Jean, matter-of-factly, "i always cry when i have a boo-boo".
On the other side of the park..Remy was having a hard time keeping his group under control. Sam had run aftre a frizbee and broken down a wall, three park benches and a storage shed. He was currently slung over Remy's shoulder, as he seemed to have lost the ability to walk in a straight line. Rogue was walking as close to him as she could, telling him about how nice their wedding would be. Remy shook his head, he was used to such treatment for the ladies...just not this young. Pyro, away from Amara and any possible fire, was sulking and Freddy...Freddy was eating grass.
"Hey you!".
Remy looked up to see principle Kelly storming over to him...his hair all frazzled and his glasses missing a lens.
"Hi dere", said Remy with a smile.
"What right do you have blowing me up?!", said Kelly, "i give up with you mutants! The police will be hearing about this. I can't wait for the day they snap collars on all of your kind and...".
"Leave my boyfriend alone!", snarled Rogue.
She shape-shifted into a large dog and chased Kelly off, breaking loose from her rope. Remy smiled, the realised that he'd just lost one of his charges.
"Oh oh", he said, "Remy in big trouble".
Kitty was having and equally hard time. Kurt kept trying to teleport away, luckily, his power wasn't that strong, so he could only teleport a few feet away..but it was still anoying. Bobby had taken to freezing all the park's visitors drinks, while Scott was cleaning up the park...muttering about littering. Kitty sighed...when this was over, she would take a nice long bubble bath. To her surprise, she saw Todd come running up to hill...minus all of the children he SHOULD have had with him. Kitty frowned and marched up to him.
"Where are they?", she said, "don't tell me you lost them!".
Todd blinked then gave a sly smile.
"I wanted to spend some time alone with you Babycakes", he said.
Kitty blinked.
"Excuse me?", she said.
Todd gave a manical laugh, pinched Kitty's bum and ran off. Kitty stood in shock for a second. Before shouting....very loudly.
"Who does he think he is!!!!!!", she snarled, gathering up the infants, "he is SOOOOOO dead!".
Todd was sitting down on the grass while Wanda played happily with a doll she had 'saved' from the river...well..more like taken from a child in a boat on the river..but still. Roberto and Ray were arguing, while Lance picked flowers for Kitty. Todd sighed, thankfull that they were calm for a small time. This was the most rest he'd had in hours. Suddenly, something whacked him with great force on the back of his head, jolting him out of his semi-dozed state. He spun around to se a VERY irate Kitty. Todd put a hand to his head confusedly then looked at Kitty in shock.
"What was that for?!", he asked, taken off guard.
"You know EXACTLY what that was for Toad!", she snarled, "of all the nerve!"
"No, i don't!", said Todd defensively, "i 'aint done a thing!. I've been here all the time!".
"So when the girl you like gets turned into a baby, you move onto the only one that isn't one?!", snapped Kitty, "well it won't work with ME mister. Go hit on someone else!".
Todd blinked...maybe Kitty needed to lie down.
"Err..Kitty", he said, carefully as not to anger her anymore, "i didn't hit on you...not to my knowledge anyway".
"You don't call walking up to someone, suggesting to have some 'time alone', calling them 'Babycakes', and pinching their bum isn't hitting on someone?!", shouted Kitty, "what planet are YOU from?!".
"I did no such thing!", said Todd, "maybe ya've been in the sun fer too long..that can cause illusions".
"It was NOT an illusion", snarled Kitty, "i have the right mind to...".
She was stopped by a tap on her shoulder. She spun around to see Amanda..holding a baby Kurt.
"What did you do to my boyfriend?", she asked, blinking.
"That..isn't Kurt", tried Kitty with a nervous laugh.
"Can you name any other blue elf-boy's in Bayville who can teleport and have a German accent?", asked Amanda.
"Y'see..it's like this.." started Todd.
"Not you", said Amanda, narrowing her eyes at Todd, "you wreaked my house and exposed by boyfriend's mutation to my parents, so i have to sneak around to see him..i'm not talking to you!".
"'Abuse the Toad day' seems ta have come around a little early this year", muttered Todd.
"Look, a new mutant came along and turned them all into babies", said Kitty, then looked at Todd, "you deserve all the abuse you get, jerk!".
"It wasn't me!", said Todd, "maybe it was a figment of your imagination".
"Babies?", said Amanda, blinking.
"Are you saying i'm crazy?", said Kitty, ingoring Amanda, her voice at a dangerous tone.
"Crazy, crazy!", came Kitty's voice.
"You just said it yaself", said Todd.
"I didn't!", said Kitty, "i...".
Suddenly, another Kitty ran up, followed by an exhausted Remy. He stopped and looked between both Kitty's.
"Fun's over Rogue", he said, "change back now!".
"Awwwwww..no fair!", said one Kitty, morphing back into Rogue.
"Oh...", said Kitty.
She turned to see a not-so-happy Todd, with his arms crossed, tapping his foot on the floor.
"Err....sorry?", she said with a nervous laugh.
"I'll remember this day", said Todd darkly, before walking off.
Kitty winced.
"Looks like you've made a new enemy", Amanda pointed out.
Remy looked at her and blinked.
"Who are you?", he asked.
"Kurt's girlfriend", said Amanda.
"Oh...", said Remy, "you...want to help us?".
"Not really", said Amanda, "i think...i'll go home..".
"No Manda stay, Manda stay!", said Kurt, hugging her tightly.
"Or...not", said Amanda with a sigh.
Suddenly, Forge came running up.
"Hey guys", he said, "we found her!".
"Finally, some good news", said Remy with a sigh.
"Not..really", said Forge with a nervous laugh, "she's headed for...the Morlock tunnels".
"Oh...goodie", said Kitty sarcastically, "lets get the kids home...looks like we might get a few more yet!".
There you go, another chapter down!. Remember to review your suggestions, or just plain old reveiws! :D Until next time...
By Todd fan
Disclaimer: "For a minute there, room service took on a whole new meaning".
Thanks to all of my reviwers, you continuing faith in me is uplifting :D
Draco-luver - *Blushes* Nah, i'm not a master of writing, that title belongs to Red Witch. More Remy, 'Kermit', Sam and Principle K?. You got it! Forge will also make another small apperance.
Bunny Angel - Sorry chucks, but this will go on for a while yet. Whoah ha ha ha ha!...does anyone else think this is dragging on?
Evolutionary spider - I wasn't INTENTIONALLY making Todd flirt with Kitty..ooooh but that gives me a very, very evil idea. Remy and Rogue in the park? A Mystique and Magneto moment? Done and done!
Miah Tolensky - Rogue turning into her baysitters and tormenting them?. Hell, yeah :D
Red Witch - Magneto's reaction to Wanda and Todd?. Whoah ha ha ha ha!
Brenn - Those would be the Morlocks. Oh, they will be here...not yet..but soon, very soon.
DragonBlond - Amanda huh?. Done!
The Scribe - More of the 'Princess wars'?. Your wish is my command.
AngstWolf - Trust me, i would have loved to do Rahne, but she and Jubilee left, remeber?. Not fair!. I LIKE Rahne..i don't like Jubillee all that much, but Rahne's ace!.
Many have requested that Jamie will also be revived. He will...just not yet. *Evil grin*
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Chapter 11 - Regrouping
The self-proclaimed 'Master of Magnetism' was sitting on a park bench. Watching quietly as Jean and Amara argued.
"I have a crown AND a kingdom back home!", said Amara.
"So!. I have..i have...good hair!", said Jean, pulling a face, "mummy says i'm a princess, so i am!".
"Are NOT!".
"Am SO!".
"Shut up", said Storm, "as a Goddess, i am better than any of you, so there!".
"Poo-poo brain".
"Dummy head".
Magneto sighed....he hadn't been through this for a long time. He was greatfull that everyone had the common sense to split the twins up. Pietro was currently running around the three girls, attempting to loosen the rope he was tied to..without much luck. Logan was also there, sitting quietly and petting Sabertooth. Magneto sighed, one of the greatest assasins in the world reduced to a ball of purring fuzz. Magneto looked up as a figure sat down next to him. A very drowzy looking Mystique.
"So..they dragged you into it too", she said with a sigh.
"I don't wish to think about it", said Magneto simply.
"Where have my two gone?", she asked.
"Your son is with Kitty, along with the ice-boy, and Scott", said Magneto with a sigh, "your daughter is with Remy, along with Pyro, Freddy and the boy that breaks down walls. The rest are with Toad".
"You don't know children's names very well do you?", said Mystique with a smirk, "wait.. did you say Rogue is with Remy?!".
"Yes", said Magneto with a sigh, "think yourself lucky. My daughter informed me she was staying with 'Kermit'. I swear, if that boy becomes my son-in-lw..i may just kill myself".
"Well MY son is dating a HUMAN!", said Mystique, "and my daughter wants to date a gambler!. Where did i go wrong as a parent?!".
"At least you didn't have your daughter's mind wiped clean of bad memories which you caused", said Magneto, he began to sob, "i'm a terrible father!".
"I lied to both my children...i couldn't take care of them if i tried", sniffled Mystique.
With that, two of the most feared villians on the planet broke down crying.
"They got a boo-boo", said Jean, matter-of-factly, "i always cry when i have a boo-boo".
On the other side of the park..Remy was having a hard time keeping his group under control. Sam had run aftre a frizbee and broken down a wall, three park benches and a storage shed. He was currently slung over Remy's shoulder, as he seemed to have lost the ability to walk in a straight line. Rogue was walking as close to him as she could, telling him about how nice their wedding would be. Remy shook his head, he was used to such treatment for the ladies...just not this young. Pyro, away from Amara and any possible fire, was sulking and Freddy...Freddy was eating grass.
"Hey you!".
Remy looked up to see principle Kelly storming over to him...his hair all frazzled and his glasses missing a lens.
"Hi dere", said Remy with a smile.
"What right do you have blowing me up?!", said Kelly, "i give up with you mutants! The police will be hearing about this. I can't wait for the day they snap collars on all of your kind and...".
"Leave my boyfriend alone!", snarled Rogue.
She shape-shifted into a large dog and chased Kelly off, breaking loose from her rope. Remy smiled, the realised that he'd just lost one of his charges.
"Oh oh", he said, "Remy in big trouble".
Kitty was having and equally hard time. Kurt kept trying to teleport away, luckily, his power wasn't that strong, so he could only teleport a few feet away..but it was still anoying. Bobby had taken to freezing all the park's visitors drinks, while Scott was cleaning up the park...muttering about littering. Kitty sighed...when this was over, she would take a nice long bubble bath. To her surprise, she saw Todd come running up to hill...minus all of the children he SHOULD have had with him. Kitty frowned and marched up to him.
"Where are they?", she said, "don't tell me you lost them!".
Todd blinked then gave a sly smile.
"I wanted to spend some time alone with you Babycakes", he said.
Kitty blinked.
"Excuse me?", she said.
Todd gave a manical laugh, pinched Kitty's bum and ran off. Kitty stood in shock for a second. Before shouting....very loudly.
"Who does he think he is!!!!!!", she snarled, gathering up the infants, "he is SOOOOOO dead!".
Todd was sitting down on the grass while Wanda played happily with a doll she had 'saved' from the river...well..more like taken from a child in a boat on the river..but still. Roberto and Ray were arguing, while Lance picked flowers for Kitty. Todd sighed, thankfull that they were calm for a small time. This was the most rest he'd had in hours. Suddenly, something whacked him with great force on the back of his head, jolting him out of his semi-dozed state. He spun around to se a VERY irate Kitty. Todd put a hand to his head confusedly then looked at Kitty in shock.
"What was that for?!", he asked, taken off guard.
"You know EXACTLY what that was for Toad!", she snarled, "of all the nerve!"
"No, i don't!", said Todd defensively, "i 'aint done a thing!. I've been here all the time!".
"So when the girl you like gets turned into a baby, you move onto the only one that isn't one?!", snapped Kitty, "well it won't work with ME mister. Go hit on someone else!".
Todd blinked...maybe Kitty needed to lie down.
"Err..Kitty", he said, carefully as not to anger her anymore, "i didn't hit on you...not to my knowledge anyway".
"You don't call walking up to someone, suggesting to have some 'time alone', calling them 'Babycakes', and pinching their bum isn't hitting on someone?!", shouted Kitty, "what planet are YOU from?!".
"I did no such thing!", said Todd, "maybe ya've been in the sun fer too long..that can cause illusions".
"It was NOT an illusion", snarled Kitty, "i have the right mind to...".
She was stopped by a tap on her shoulder. She spun around to see Amanda..holding a baby Kurt.
"What did you do to my boyfriend?", she asked, blinking.
"That..isn't Kurt", tried Kitty with a nervous laugh.
"Can you name any other blue elf-boy's in Bayville who can teleport and have a German accent?", asked Amanda.
"Y'see..it's like this.." started Todd.
"Not you", said Amanda, narrowing her eyes at Todd, "you wreaked my house and exposed by boyfriend's mutation to my parents, so i have to sneak around to see him..i'm not talking to you!".
"'Abuse the Toad day' seems ta have come around a little early this year", muttered Todd.
"Look, a new mutant came along and turned them all into babies", said Kitty, then looked at Todd, "you deserve all the abuse you get, jerk!".
"It wasn't me!", said Todd, "maybe it was a figment of your imagination".
"Babies?", said Amanda, blinking.
"Are you saying i'm crazy?", said Kitty, ingoring Amanda, her voice at a dangerous tone.
"Crazy, crazy!", came Kitty's voice.
"You just said it yaself", said Todd.
"I didn't!", said Kitty, "i...".
Suddenly, another Kitty ran up, followed by an exhausted Remy. He stopped and looked between both Kitty's.
"Fun's over Rogue", he said, "change back now!".
"Awwwwww..no fair!", said one Kitty, morphing back into Rogue.
"Oh...", said Kitty.
She turned to see a not-so-happy Todd, with his arms crossed, tapping his foot on the floor.
"Err....sorry?", she said with a nervous laugh.
"I'll remember this day", said Todd darkly, before walking off.
Kitty winced.
"Looks like you've made a new enemy", Amanda pointed out.
Remy looked at her and blinked.
"Who are you?", he asked.
"Kurt's girlfriend", said Amanda.
"Oh...", said Remy, "you...want to help us?".
"Not really", said Amanda, "i think...i'll go home..".
"No Manda stay, Manda stay!", said Kurt, hugging her tightly.
"Or...not", said Amanda with a sigh.
Suddenly, Forge came running up.
"Hey guys", he said, "we found her!".
"Finally, some good news", said Remy with a sigh.
"Not..really", said Forge with a nervous laugh, "she's headed for...the Morlock tunnels".
"Oh...goodie", said Kitty sarcastically, "lets get the kids home...looks like we might get a few more yet!".
There you go, another chapter down!. Remember to review your suggestions, or just plain old reveiws! :D Until next time...