Baby Blues
By Todd fan
Disclaimer: "There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
Hey guys, i heard Evo Gambit's voice for the first time on a sound file last night. Good God, what the Hell? He isn't Cajun in the slightest!!!!! *Cries* Well, MY Gambit is Cajun, so there. Bad Evo peoples, bad!
And now to thank my reviewers, who are the best people on the planet, and deal with some requests.
Abbie Soler Star - A Kitty breakdown? Yep, this will be fun1
The Scribe - Bobby and Lance driving Scott nuts with his 'boy scout' attitude? You got it!
Pyromaniac - Don't worry, i haven't forgotten our fave metal guy, as you will see, he has been searching with Mastermind.
Kippenberger - An Amanda/Tabby/Kurt triangle, you know i love these so yeah!
Draco-luver - Pyro isn't VOLUNTARILY staying away from Amara, they wont let him near her because of the fire..thing. Her and Roberto arguing over fireballs, ooooh fun! Scott is cleaning up because he is a 'stick to the book boy scout'..that's what I like to call him anyway...
Owl Eyed Athena - One day, i will convert all the mothers. Whoah ha ha ha..yes well. Mystique going all 'motherly' with Kurt and Amanda?. Tee hee.
Emperor's Sister - Duncan? You got it!!!!! And the most dreaded question a child can ask a parent, lol, love it!
Aphrodite - John and Amara?. Okiey dokie!
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Chapter 12 - A lucky miss
Gambit sighed from where he had collapsed in his chair. Thnkfully, the trip out had exhasted most of the children and they were playing quietly...well..some of them were anyway. He glanced over to Pyro, where his teammate was acting as a referee between Amara and Roberto, who were trying to make the 'biggest burny ball ever!'. Unfortunately, Amara was flirting with Pryo and swaying his judgement. Bobby and Lance were having fun tormenting Scott too. Everytime Scott tried to put a toy away, they would take it out again, then leave it on the floor. Scott's frustartion was plain to see, he had eventually gone to tell Kitty, who had patted him on the head and sat back down. Todd on the other hand was completely ignoring Kitty...the whole park 'incident' had NOT gone down well. Wanda was currently standing by him, taunting her twin. Remy himself had Rogue sat on his knee, despite the death glares he was getting from her mother. Amanda had gotten into the swing of infant care pretty well, despite the fact that Kurt wouldn't let go of her neck. Tabby strode up to them and sat down.
"So..your Kurts girlfwrend?", she asked.
"Yes..yes i am", said Amanda with a plesant smile.
"I was his girlfwrend before he met you", said Tabby, matter-of-factly, "i want him back".
"Kurt never told me about you", said Amanda, narrowing her eyes suspisiously, "you can't have him back anyway. He's my boyfriend now. Tough luck sister!".
"What makes you think YOU can have him?", snapped Mystique, "i can't say i approve my son dating a..human".
"Funny, that's what my parents said about Kurt", said Amara, "they don't want me dating a mutant. But i will tell you the same thing i told them. Get over it".
"Why you little!!!!", snarled Mystique, diving at Amanda, only to have Kurt smack her on the head with a toy truck.
"Bad mommy!", he said.
Mystique blinked, then slumped to the floor...again. Magneto sighed.
"I want to go home", he said.
"Don't we all?", muttered Remy.
Gambit then felt a tug at his trenchcoat. He looked down to see Storm.
"Mr Gambit?. Where do babies come from?", she asked, looking up.
"Err......", said Gambit, "why don't you ask Mr Magneto?".
"I'll get you for this Gambit", muttered Magneto as Storm turned to face him, "well, you see...it's like this...".
Suddenly, Mastermind walked through the door, followed by Colossus.
"Saved by the bell", said Magneto greatfully, as Storm, intrested in the new visitors toddled off to look at them.
"Well, how was I supposed to know you turned right at that sewer line?", said Colossus, "they all look the same!. Stinking American sewers, no distinction".
Mastermind rolled his eyes and walked over to Magneto.
"Well?", said Magneto, standing up.
"We managed to stop her before she got to the Morlocks sir", said Mastermind, "but we had another...accident".
"What sort of 'accident'?", asked Magneto, standing up.
Hank walked in, under his arm was Xavier....a three year old Xavier.
"I've got a shiney head", said Xavier with a smile.
Magneto's eye twitched ever so slightly.
"Charles?", he said, "what did she do to you?".
"He tried to reason with her down in the tunnels", said Hank with a sigh, "she didn't want to listen" .
"We are running out of adults", said Remy, "at least he can't walk anywhere".
"That is taken care of", said Forge, walking in with a tiny wheelchair, "i put it together in ten minutes, neat huh?".
"You made him mobile?", asked Magneto, shaking his head, "why?".
Kitty noticed Xavier and started to cry.
"We are all like, totally doomed!", she sobbed, before running off.
"Go after her", said Remy, looking pointedly at Todd.
"Why me?", said Todd, "she violently attacked me!".
"Just go", said Remy, then turned to the remaining adults, "i think you need a new plan".
"No kidding", said Mastermind sarcastically.
Meanwhile, Todd had managed to find a distraught Kitty in the garden.She was pacing wildly, muttering about how they were all doomed to a life of changing diapers and feeding babies.
"Errr..you wanna stop that before ya make a hole in the floor?", said Todd with a raised eyebrow.
"What?. You're, like, talking to me now?!", Kitty snapped.
"Okay..i deserved that", said Todd with a wince, "but ya did attack me".
"I didn't know it was Rogue, i thought it was you", said Kitty, narrowing her eyes.
"Kitty, why in the world would i hit on you?", said Todd, "no offense, but you are DEFFINATELY not my idea of a dream date".
"I don't know whether to be happy or insulted", said Kitty, rolling her eyes, "not that it matters, we are all, like, totally doomed anyway".
"What makes ya think that?".
"They got Xavier!", said Kitty, "what chance do we have without him?".
"Man, you guys really depend on that Professor of yours don't ya?", said Todd, blinking.
"He guides us", said Kitty simply, "we're lost without him..we're not X-men without him".
"Cheer up, they'll find a way of gettn' it sorted...that or i'm gonna move ta Cuba", said Todd with a laugh.
"Man, you can be waaay too optimistic at times", said Kitty rolling her eyes and walking inside, "but thanks...you made me feel better. Y'know, you're not as bad a guy as i thought".
Todd took a mock bow.
"I try", he said with a smirk, then jumped to dodge Xavier as he tore around in his little wheelchair.
"Vrooom vrooom!", he said, "sreeeeeech. Vrooom vroom!".
"I want one of those!", said Jean.
"Sorry, i only made one", said Forge.
"I'm a princess!. I want one now!", snraled Jean, stamping her foot.
"No can do", said Forge, then looked to the others, "so what we need to do is...".
Jean had been concentrating very hard for a while.
"I want one now!", she shouted.
Suddenly, the door to the mansion burst open and Duncan came running in.
"Jean's voice just came into my head saying she was in troub.....oh", said the Jock, looking around at the assembled mutants and mutant toddlers, "oh boy".
There's another one done. Mmm... no matter how many times i changed it, i never thought this chapter sounded right. I still don't, but i'm sick of changing it. Oh well...here's hoping it's okay, if it isn't i appologise, i must be having a off day. Pleas send in your suggestions and reviews. Until next time...
By Todd fan
Disclaimer: "There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
Hey guys, i heard Evo Gambit's voice for the first time on a sound file last night. Good God, what the Hell? He isn't Cajun in the slightest!!!!! *Cries* Well, MY Gambit is Cajun, so there. Bad Evo peoples, bad!
And now to thank my reviewers, who are the best people on the planet, and deal with some requests.
Abbie Soler Star - A Kitty breakdown? Yep, this will be fun1
The Scribe - Bobby and Lance driving Scott nuts with his 'boy scout' attitude? You got it!
Pyromaniac - Don't worry, i haven't forgotten our fave metal guy, as you will see, he has been searching with Mastermind.
Kippenberger - An Amanda/Tabby/Kurt triangle, you know i love these so yeah!
Draco-luver - Pyro isn't VOLUNTARILY staying away from Amara, they wont let him near her because of the fire..thing. Her and Roberto arguing over fireballs, ooooh fun! Scott is cleaning up because he is a 'stick to the book boy scout'..that's what I like to call him anyway...
Owl Eyed Athena - One day, i will convert all the mothers. Whoah ha ha ha..yes well. Mystique going all 'motherly' with Kurt and Amanda?. Tee hee.
Emperor's Sister - Duncan? You got it!!!!! And the most dreaded question a child can ask a parent, lol, love it!
Aphrodite - John and Amara?. Okiey dokie!
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Chapter 12 - A lucky miss
Gambit sighed from where he had collapsed in his chair. Thnkfully, the trip out had exhasted most of the children and they were playing quietly...well..some of them were anyway. He glanced over to Pyro, where his teammate was acting as a referee between Amara and Roberto, who were trying to make the 'biggest burny ball ever!'. Unfortunately, Amara was flirting with Pryo and swaying his judgement. Bobby and Lance were having fun tormenting Scott too. Everytime Scott tried to put a toy away, they would take it out again, then leave it on the floor. Scott's frustartion was plain to see, he had eventually gone to tell Kitty, who had patted him on the head and sat back down. Todd on the other hand was completely ignoring Kitty...the whole park 'incident' had NOT gone down well. Wanda was currently standing by him, taunting her twin. Remy himself had Rogue sat on his knee, despite the death glares he was getting from her mother. Amanda had gotten into the swing of infant care pretty well, despite the fact that Kurt wouldn't let go of her neck. Tabby strode up to them and sat down.
"So..your Kurts girlfwrend?", she asked.
"Yes..yes i am", said Amanda with a plesant smile.
"I was his girlfwrend before he met you", said Tabby, matter-of-factly, "i want him back".
"Kurt never told me about you", said Amanda, narrowing her eyes suspisiously, "you can't have him back anyway. He's my boyfriend now. Tough luck sister!".
"What makes you think YOU can have him?", snapped Mystique, "i can't say i approve my son dating a..human".
"Funny, that's what my parents said about Kurt", said Amara, "they don't want me dating a mutant. But i will tell you the same thing i told them. Get over it".
"Why you little!!!!", snarled Mystique, diving at Amanda, only to have Kurt smack her on the head with a toy truck.
"Bad mommy!", he said.
Mystique blinked, then slumped to the floor...again. Magneto sighed.
"I want to go home", he said.
"Don't we all?", muttered Remy.
Gambit then felt a tug at his trenchcoat. He looked down to see Storm.
"Mr Gambit?. Where do babies come from?", she asked, looking up.
"Err......", said Gambit, "why don't you ask Mr Magneto?".
"I'll get you for this Gambit", muttered Magneto as Storm turned to face him, "well, you see...it's like this...".
Suddenly, Mastermind walked through the door, followed by Colossus.
"Saved by the bell", said Magneto greatfully, as Storm, intrested in the new visitors toddled off to look at them.
"Well, how was I supposed to know you turned right at that sewer line?", said Colossus, "they all look the same!. Stinking American sewers, no distinction".
Mastermind rolled his eyes and walked over to Magneto.
"Well?", said Magneto, standing up.
"We managed to stop her before she got to the Morlocks sir", said Mastermind, "but we had another...accident".
"What sort of 'accident'?", asked Magneto, standing up.
Hank walked in, under his arm was Xavier....a three year old Xavier.
"I've got a shiney head", said Xavier with a smile.
Magneto's eye twitched ever so slightly.
"Charles?", he said, "what did she do to you?".
"He tried to reason with her down in the tunnels", said Hank with a sigh, "she didn't want to listen" .
"We are running out of adults", said Remy, "at least he can't walk anywhere".
"That is taken care of", said Forge, walking in with a tiny wheelchair, "i put it together in ten minutes, neat huh?".
"You made him mobile?", asked Magneto, shaking his head, "why?".
Kitty noticed Xavier and started to cry.
"We are all like, totally doomed!", she sobbed, before running off.
"Go after her", said Remy, looking pointedly at Todd.
"Why me?", said Todd, "she violently attacked me!".
"Just go", said Remy, then turned to the remaining adults, "i think you need a new plan".
"No kidding", said Mastermind sarcastically.
Meanwhile, Todd had managed to find a distraught Kitty in the garden.She was pacing wildly, muttering about how they were all doomed to a life of changing diapers and feeding babies.
"Errr..you wanna stop that before ya make a hole in the floor?", said Todd with a raised eyebrow.
"What?. You're, like, talking to me now?!", Kitty snapped.
"Okay..i deserved that", said Todd with a wince, "but ya did attack me".
"I didn't know it was Rogue, i thought it was you", said Kitty, narrowing her eyes.
"Kitty, why in the world would i hit on you?", said Todd, "no offense, but you are DEFFINATELY not my idea of a dream date".
"I don't know whether to be happy or insulted", said Kitty, rolling her eyes, "not that it matters, we are all, like, totally doomed anyway".
"What makes ya think that?".
"They got Xavier!", said Kitty, "what chance do we have without him?".
"Man, you guys really depend on that Professor of yours don't ya?", said Todd, blinking.
"He guides us", said Kitty simply, "we're lost without him..we're not X-men without him".
"Cheer up, they'll find a way of gettn' it sorted...that or i'm gonna move ta Cuba", said Todd with a laugh.
"Man, you can be waaay too optimistic at times", said Kitty rolling her eyes and walking inside, "but thanks...you made me feel better. Y'know, you're not as bad a guy as i thought".
Todd took a mock bow.
"I try", he said with a smirk, then jumped to dodge Xavier as he tore around in his little wheelchair.
"Vrooom vrooom!", he said, "sreeeeeech. Vrooom vroom!".
"I want one of those!", said Jean.
"Sorry, i only made one", said Forge.
"I'm a princess!. I want one now!", snraled Jean, stamping her foot.
"No can do", said Forge, then looked to the others, "so what we need to do is...".
Jean had been concentrating very hard for a while.
"I want one now!", she shouted.
Suddenly, the door to the mansion burst open and Duncan came running in.
"Jean's voice just came into my head saying she was in troub.....oh", said the Jock, looking around at the assembled mutants and mutant toddlers, "oh boy".
There's another one done. Mmm... no matter how many times i changed it, i never thought this chapter sounded right. I still don't, but i'm sick of changing it. Oh well...here's hoping it's okay, if it isn't i appologise, i must be having a off day. Pleas send in your suggestions and reviews. Until next time...