Baby Blues
By Todd fan
Dislcaimer (i forgot this last time, bad Todd fan!) "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way"
All hail my reviewers, who put up with my atrocious spelling..oh, that's a classic example i bet..atrocious..blegh.
DragonBlond - Baby Jubes huh? I may bring her in later. I have never seen Baby Looney Tunes. We don't get it over here. Me being a huge Looney Tunes fan, it makes me sad. *Sigh*
Pyromaniac - Ahh the legend of me and bunnies. I never have good luck with bunnies..they hate me. In my college, the rabbit there hated me, in the animal shelter i volunteered at, they all hated me. Rabits are eviiiil!!!!...That's why i got pet Ferrets :D
The Scribe - More Bobby and Amara?. You got it. More Duncan torture, oooh your going to looove this, and Kelly?. Whoah ha ha ha ha!!!!
Owl Eyed Athena - More Kurt?. It is done:D
Raliena - I like the way you think *grins*
Draco-luver - Jamie shall now be revived. Roberto running into the Bobby/Pyro/Amara fray?. Tee hee. Kurt?, you shall see where he got to.
Evolutionary spider - Don't worry, i won't blow up the mansion. I'm just..closing it up. Whoah ha ha ha ha!. Jamie playing the hero?. Shazam!
Evilbon32 - Funny you should say that, i was looking throguh my pc a few days agao. I found a half-finished fic about the Mximoff twins having a birthday..i maye finish it..someday and put it up.....You shall soon see what Remy and Rahne have to go through to keep their lives. *Insert evil cackle*
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Chapter 14 - Lockdown
Amanda sighed happily from outside the mansion. After much persuasion, Kurt had got her to take him out. He was chasing leaves happily.
"Well...you're alot quieter this way", said Amanda, enjoying the peace away from those monsters....
A loud humming house brought her attention to the mansion. She watched as huge metal pannels slid over all the doors and windows, closing the mansion up entirely.
"That...can't be a good sign", said Amanda, blinking.
Suddenly, guns appeared from stautes and bushes and started firing at them.
"Eeep!", said Amanda, hitting the dirt.
*BAMF*
She and Kurt reapeared outside the gates. Amanda sighed and looked at Kurt.
"I don't suppose you can tell me what that was, could you?", she said.
"Bang bang, boom", said Kurt, "ice cream?".
Amanda sighed and rolled her eyes.
"Okay, okay, i'll take you for ice cream...but if the rest of them are dead when we get back, it's you fault".
Inside the Danger Room, Kitty was pacing wildly.
"We are trapped inside a big mansion, with no way out, with little children running it", she said, "we are all so totally dead".
"More so than you think", said Todd.
Kitty turned to see the Danger Room equipment come to life, and start attacking them.
"And now we run", said Mystique.
The four ran out of the danger room and into the hall.
"Right, we need a plan", said Moira, "how do we bring down babies?".
"Slip a load'a tranquilizers int'a their milk?", suggested Todd.
"We can't do..", started Kitty.
"No...for once, i actually agree with thie insect". said Mystique.
"Oh, i love you too", said Todd sarcastically.
"To the kitchen!", shouted Kitty.
It didn't take them long to make the spiked drinks. Now all they needed to do was find the babies. Mystique and Moira had headed towards the common room, while Todd and Kitty headed to the study. The two adults finally made it to the common room. Inside, it was pandemonium. Roberto, Pyro and Bobby were trying to tear each other to pieces as Amara watched happily. Sitting on the floor was a wolf.
"Rahne?", wispered Moira.
Rahne whimpered. Hanging around her neck was Scott, who kept patting her on the head. Well, patting her so that he was pulling fur off her head.
"Nice doggie", he said.
In the corner of the room, Sabertooth was standing with his hair on end, hissing, spitting and growling at Rahne. Logan pulled a face at Scott.
"Your stupid doggie is scaring my kitty", he said.
"My doggie's not stupid, you're kitty's stupid", said Scott.
"Poo-poo head".
"Neh nhe nhe neh neh".
"She's MY girlfriend!", came Pyro's voice.
"No, she's mine!", Bobby.
"No, she likes me!", from Roberto.
"I can have more than one husband", said Amara, with a giggle, "you're all my boyfriends. Let's get married!".
"Ewwwwwwwww", said the boys in unison, "gross!".
Moira sighed.
"So, how do we do this?", she said.
"The old fashioned way", said Mystique, standing up, "BABIES!. Milk time!".
The babies turned to face them.
"Get 'em", said Lance.
"Run!", shouted Moira, making a dash for the door, only to be cut off by Fred.
"You say milk?", he asked.
Moira blinked and nodded, handing Fred some milk. In an instant, all the children wanted milk. Soon they were all drinking away.
Scott stopped and burped.
"My head feels funny", he said, promptly dropping out cold.
One by one, the children fell like skittles.
"Score!", said Mystique, dancing around.
Rahne changed back into her normal form and shuddred.
"They made me do it", she said, hugging Moira, "they..they took Remy an' Duncan te the Study...i don't think it's gunnae be pretty".
In the study, Kitty and Todd crept quietly inside. There were beeping sounds coming from Cerebro nearby, they assumed that was where Xavier was. Duncan was still tied up to the pole, he noticed the group and started to make muffled screams. Kitty gestured for him to stay quiet. The pair slunk behind the couch and watched as Jean stepped forward, a makeshift crown of tin-foil on her head.
"As pwincess we must make a sacrifice to appease the Gods!", she said.
Storm made a mini lightning bolt as Wanda pulled a blanket off a stuffed toy of Barney, and another off a plush Big-Bird.
"The God's comand a sacrifice!", said Jean, "this one shall be sacrifced!".
She pointed to Duncan, who started to scream behind his gag.
"Oh no, we have to do something!", whispered Kitty.
"Do we really?", asked Todd, "i'd like to see what they do ta him".
"You know, you can be really bitter at times", pointed out Kitty, "the only reason you want them to hurt Duncan is because he, like, picks on you".
"Isn't that reason enough?", said Todd with a hopefull grin, then sighed, "okay, fine, but my heart 'aint in it".
Meanwhile, the ceremony had carried on.
"Bing out...BIG BABY!", commaned Jean.
"Big baby?", said Todd and Kitty in unison.
"BIG BABY, BIG BABY, BIG BABY", chanted the rest of the youngsters.
Pietro and Sam came walking out, following behind them was Remy....in a diaper...smiling.
"Okay...you see that too right?", said Kitty, blinking.
"Only if you do", said Todd.
Remy bowed to Jean, then stood by Duncan.
"Big Baby", started Jean, "we ask of you to sacrifice this non-baby to appease our Gods".
"Yes chere", said Remy with a bow, charging up the rope around Duncan..who's eyes were bulging out of his head in fear.
Suddenly, the doorbell rang.
"Oh....poo!", said Jean, "stop the ceremony!. Answer the door!".
Remy charged down the ropes and went to the door...where stood Principle Kelly.
"Professor Xav...oh it's you again", stated Kelly, then blinked, "why are you wearing a diaper?".
"I'm Big Baby", said Remy, picking up Kelly and bringing him inside to the study.
"The intruder must also be sacrificed", said Jean, stamping her foot on the floor.
Kelly soon found himself tied up with Duncan. Remy grabbed hold of both of them and charged up their bindings.
"Stop!", shouted Kitty, jumping up, "you can't kill them!".
"They ruin our ceremony!", said Jean, narrowing her eyes, "the God's are angry. Sacrifce them all!".
"Thanks alot Kitty", said Todd, from where Pietro garbbed him and dragged him to the stand. Rogue grabbed Kitty and put her up too.
"Err..oppsie?", said Kitty with a laugh.
She closed her eyes and waited to be charged up. Suddenly, something rushed past her. She opened her eyes to see Jamie pinning 'Big Baby' to the floor.
"Jamie!", said Kitty, "you're okay!".
"Not for long!", said Jean, "professor!!!!!!".
There were more beepings from Cerebro and a few guns started to point out at the group.
"Oh..darn", said Jamie, "i..didn't think this all through".
Ooooooh a cliffahnger!. What do you think?. Please don't yell at me for what i did to Remy..all will be revealed. PLease send in your suggestions and regualr reveiws. Until next time...
By Todd fan
Dislcaimer (i forgot this last time, bad Todd fan!) "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way"
All hail my reviewers, who put up with my atrocious spelling..oh, that's a classic example i bet..atrocious..blegh.
DragonBlond - Baby Jubes huh? I may bring her in later. I have never seen Baby Looney Tunes. We don't get it over here. Me being a huge Looney Tunes fan, it makes me sad. *Sigh*
Pyromaniac - Ahh the legend of me and bunnies. I never have good luck with bunnies..they hate me. In my college, the rabbit there hated me, in the animal shelter i volunteered at, they all hated me. Rabits are eviiiil!!!!...That's why i got pet Ferrets :D
The Scribe - More Bobby and Amara?. You got it. More Duncan torture, oooh your going to looove this, and Kelly?. Whoah ha ha ha ha!!!!
Owl Eyed Athena - More Kurt?. It is done:D
Raliena - I like the way you think *grins*
Draco-luver - Jamie shall now be revived. Roberto running into the Bobby/Pyro/Amara fray?. Tee hee. Kurt?, you shall see where he got to.
Evolutionary spider - Don't worry, i won't blow up the mansion. I'm just..closing it up. Whoah ha ha ha ha!. Jamie playing the hero?. Shazam!
Evilbon32 - Funny you should say that, i was looking throguh my pc a few days agao. I found a half-finished fic about the Mximoff twins having a birthday..i maye finish it..someday and put it up.....You shall soon see what Remy and Rahne have to go through to keep their lives. *Insert evil cackle*
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Chapter 14 - Lockdown
Amanda sighed happily from outside the mansion. After much persuasion, Kurt had got her to take him out. He was chasing leaves happily.
"Well...you're alot quieter this way", said Amanda, enjoying the peace away from those monsters....
A loud humming house brought her attention to the mansion. She watched as huge metal pannels slid over all the doors and windows, closing the mansion up entirely.
"That...can't be a good sign", said Amanda, blinking.
Suddenly, guns appeared from stautes and bushes and started firing at them.
"Eeep!", said Amanda, hitting the dirt.
*BAMF*
She and Kurt reapeared outside the gates. Amanda sighed and looked at Kurt.
"I don't suppose you can tell me what that was, could you?", she said.
"Bang bang, boom", said Kurt, "ice cream?".
Amanda sighed and rolled her eyes.
"Okay, okay, i'll take you for ice cream...but if the rest of them are dead when we get back, it's you fault".
Inside the Danger Room, Kitty was pacing wildly.
"We are trapped inside a big mansion, with no way out, with little children running it", she said, "we are all so totally dead".
"More so than you think", said Todd.
Kitty turned to see the Danger Room equipment come to life, and start attacking them.
"And now we run", said Mystique.
The four ran out of the danger room and into the hall.
"Right, we need a plan", said Moira, "how do we bring down babies?".
"Slip a load'a tranquilizers int'a their milk?", suggested Todd.
"We can't do..", started Kitty.
"No...for once, i actually agree with thie insect". said Mystique.
"Oh, i love you too", said Todd sarcastically.
"To the kitchen!", shouted Kitty.
It didn't take them long to make the spiked drinks. Now all they needed to do was find the babies. Mystique and Moira had headed towards the common room, while Todd and Kitty headed to the study. The two adults finally made it to the common room. Inside, it was pandemonium. Roberto, Pyro and Bobby were trying to tear each other to pieces as Amara watched happily. Sitting on the floor was a wolf.
"Rahne?", wispered Moira.
Rahne whimpered. Hanging around her neck was Scott, who kept patting her on the head. Well, patting her so that he was pulling fur off her head.
"Nice doggie", he said.
In the corner of the room, Sabertooth was standing with his hair on end, hissing, spitting and growling at Rahne. Logan pulled a face at Scott.
"Your stupid doggie is scaring my kitty", he said.
"My doggie's not stupid, you're kitty's stupid", said Scott.
"Poo-poo head".
"Neh nhe nhe neh neh".
"She's MY girlfriend!", came Pyro's voice.
"No, she's mine!", Bobby.
"No, she likes me!", from Roberto.
"I can have more than one husband", said Amara, with a giggle, "you're all my boyfriends. Let's get married!".
"Ewwwwwwwww", said the boys in unison, "gross!".
Moira sighed.
"So, how do we do this?", she said.
"The old fashioned way", said Mystique, standing up, "BABIES!. Milk time!".
The babies turned to face them.
"Get 'em", said Lance.
"Run!", shouted Moira, making a dash for the door, only to be cut off by Fred.
"You say milk?", he asked.
Moira blinked and nodded, handing Fred some milk. In an instant, all the children wanted milk. Soon they were all drinking away.
Scott stopped and burped.
"My head feels funny", he said, promptly dropping out cold.
One by one, the children fell like skittles.
"Score!", said Mystique, dancing around.
Rahne changed back into her normal form and shuddred.
"They made me do it", she said, hugging Moira, "they..they took Remy an' Duncan te the Study...i don't think it's gunnae be pretty".
In the study, Kitty and Todd crept quietly inside. There were beeping sounds coming from Cerebro nearby, they assumed that was where Xavier was. Duncan was still tied up to the pole, he noticed the group and started to make muffled screams. Kitty gestured for him to stay quiet. The pair slunk behind the couch and watched as Jean stepped forward, a makeshift crown of tin-foil on her head.
"As pwincess we must make a sacrifice to appease the Gods!", she said.
Storm made a mini lightning bolt as Wanda pulled a blanket off a stuffed toy of Barney, and another off a plush Big-Bird.
"The God's comand a sacrifice!", said Jean, "this one shall be sacrifced!".
She pointed to Duncan, who started to scream behind his gag.
"Oh no, we have to do something!", whispered Kitty.
"Do we really?", asked Todd, "i'd like to see what they do ta him".
"You know, you can be really bitter at times", pointed out Kitty, "the only reason you want them to hurt Duncan is because he, like, picks on you".
"Isn't that reason enough?", said Todd with a hopefull grin, then sighed, "okay, fine, but my heart 'aint in it".
Meanwhile, the ceremony had carried on.
"Bing out...BIG BABY!", commaned Jean.
"Big baby?", said Todd and Kitty in unison.
"BIG BABY, BIG BABY, BIG BABY", chanted the rest of the youngsters.
Pietro and Sam came walking out, following behind them was Remy....in a diaper...smiling.
"Okay...you see that too right?", said Kitty, blinking.
"Only if you do", said Todd.
Remy bowed to Jean, then stood by Duncan.
"Big Baby", started Jean, "we ask of you to sacrifice this non-baby to appease our Gods".
"Yes chere", said Remy with a bow, charging up the rope around Duncan..who's eyes were bulging out of his head in fear.
Suddenly, the doorbell rang.
"Oh....poo!", said Jean, "stop the ceremony!. Answer the door!".
Remy charged down the ropes and went to the door...where stood Principle Kelly.
"Professor Xav...oh it's you again", stated Kelly, then blinked, "why are you wearing a diaper?".
"I'm Big Baby", said Remy, picking up Kelly and bringing him inside to the study.
"The intruder must also be sacrificed", said Jean, stamping her foot on the floor.
Kelly soon found himself tied up with Duncan. Remy grabbed hold of both of them and charged up their bindings.
"Stop!", shouted Kitty, jumping up, "you can't kill them!".
"They ruin our ceremony!", said Jean, narrowing her eyes, "the God's are angry. Sacrifce them all!".
"Thanks alot Kitty", said Todd, from where Pietro garbbed him and dragged him to the stand. Rogue grabbed Kitty and put her up too.
"Err..oppsie?", said Kitty with a laugh.
She closed her eyes and waited to be charged up. Suddenly, something rushed past her. She opened her eyes to see Jamie pinning 'Big Baby' to the floor.
"Jamie!", said Kitty, "you're okay!".
"Not for long!", said Jean, "professor!!!!!!".
There were more beepings from Cerebro and a few guns started to point out at the group.
"Oh..darn", said Jamie, "i..didn't think this all through".
Ooooooh a cliffahnger!. What do you think?. Please don't yell at me for what i did to Remy..all will be revealed. PLease send in your suggestions and regualr reveiws. Until next time...