Baby Blues
By Todd fan
Disclaimer: "If the good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller-skates"
Not only do you guys get one chapter, but you get TWO!!!!. You lucky, lucky people...okay, i had alot of time to think while i was working, so yeah.
Pyromaniac - When he wakes up..oh yeah!!!!!!
Abbie soler star - Oh yes, that will also happen, not yet, but soon.
Evolutionary spider - Wish i could take crdeit for the new format but i can't, it's something ff.net are doing. You shall see in the next chpater what the rest have to do. Xavier is in Cerebro, controling the mansion...'cause he's evil really. Scott, Lance and Bobby are all still asleep, but they will wake soon.... Todd and Wanda?. Done!
Relwarc - They will..when they see him. You will se her dads reaction in this one. Fun!
Draco-luver - No, Sabertooth isn't Rogue's father. Rogue was only ADOPTED by Mystique. She had three children. Kurt is her birth son,. whom she had with a German Count. But before that she had a human son with Sabertooth. He's called Garydon Credd and hates mutants. In fact, he runs Friends of Humanity..he's a little....phsycotic. But with Mystique and Sabertooth and his parents, who can blame him? Yes, Xavier is in Cerebro. You shall see where the other kids are in the next chapter.
Alison Sky - You shall see who's on the s&r team now my friend....though it's gonna go smaller :D.
Kippenberger - I don't know Belladonna very well, i vaugley remmber seeing her on TAS, but, i can't remember anything about her, or id' pur her in. Sigh. I loved the Todd and Kitty idea sooooooo much, i put the other chap up for it. Whoah ha ha ha ha!!!..okay it's probably not EXACTLY as you planned, but i like it...i wonder why i do..frankly, it scares me that i do. But i do..yeah..
Trunks-Girl - X-men vistit the shrink?. I like. *Invisions Remy rocking and sucking his thumb on a couch* Hah!
In case you're wondering. The song that Colossus sings is from 'Lambchop and friends'.
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Chapter 16 - A not so great search party.
"Any luck?".
Mastermind used all his willpower not to wrap his hands around Forge's throat.
"No", he said, "not since you asked me two minutes ago".
"Some physic YOU are", muttered Forge.
"I'm not one!", shouted Mastermind, "well..not really. I can mess people's heads up, but i'm not that great at detecting them until they're really close. Like when that elf and frog-boy jumped me in Ararose. I'll get them for that yet. I will seek my vengance. Whoah ha ha ha ha!".
Collossus tentitavely tapped Mastermind on the shoulder.
"Please calm down Comrade", he said, "you are making me nervous".
"Charles Xavier gets the greatest fighting force in the world", said Magneto, shaking his head, "and what do i get?. A bad comedy act...it makes me want to cry".
"Any luck now?".
"If you ask me that one more time, i'll make it so you see bunnies hopping around for the rest of your life", said Mastermind.
"Umm...being quiet now", said Forge.
"You know, if you hadn't of dropped your portable Cerebro in the river, we wouldn't have this trouble", said Beast, he had lost his usuall happy mood. He was cold and his fur was soaked through.
"I thought i saw an aligator!", said Forge defensively, "they are all around American rivers and sewers you know!".
"No, they are not", said Beast, "i'm a teacher, i should know!".
"Awww pooo!", said Forge, pulling a face, "i've been around since the seventies. I know more!".
"Yeah, while you were stuck in a high school. THAT helped you mature, Stumpy!", said Beast.
"Please stop fighting", said Colossus.
"I hate my life", muttered Magneto, looking up at the sky, "take me now, i'm ready, please, don't prolong this agony!".
Nothing.
"Fine!", shouted Magneto, "be like that!!!!!!".
"Ooooh i have a joke", said Forge, trying to lighten the mood, "a Russian, a Jew and a Itallian walk into a bar and....".
He stoped in mid-sentance to see Magneto, Colossus and Mastermind staring at him.
"Oh", said Forge, blinking.
He looked to the ground...was that a rabbit?. And there was another one, and another one, and another... Forge blinked again and then did the only logical thing. He screamed.
"Bunnies!!!!!", he shouted waving his hands around, "everywhere!!!!!".
The others watched as he frailed his arms at blank space. Mastermind smirked.
"I did warn him", he said.
They started to trudge on, Forge following them, every now and again stepping over a rabbit that only he could see.
Meanwhile, at Amanda's house. Things were about to get worse. Amanda had no luck in reviving her mother, who was still flat on the floor. She glanced up as her dad walked in. He stopped dead when he saw Kurt. His eyes narrowed.
"So", he said coldy, "it's like that is it?".
"Daddy, i can explain", said Amanda, standing up.
"Don't bother", said her dad, "i'm going to get my shotgun".
"Daddy!", said Amanda.
"I'll teach HIM to impregnate my daughter and leave her with his child...a very large blue child...Good God Amanda, how long have you been keeping this a secret?".
"This is Kurt", said Amanda, "he was turned into a baby".
THUMP
Amanda sighed and looked at bother her unconsious parents.
"Well..at least know i know how they feel about me still seeing you", said Amanda.
"Man got boo-boo", said Kurt, patting her uncnoncious father on the head.
"This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it not so long ago, and now they'll keep on singing it forever just because, this is the...".
"SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!".
Colossus stopped in mid song to glance at a very angry Beast.
"Must you sing that infernal song?", he asked.
"It the only English song i know", said Colossus with a shrug.
"Don't sing it, please", said Beast, shaking his head, "i can't take anymore".
"Hey!. I picked her up!", said Mastermind, "she's really close!".
The group ran towards the area. Sure enough the girl was sitting on a park bench, eating a sandwich. She stood up when she saw them.
"You don't give up, do ya?", she said.
"Look, we only want you to change our friends ba...", started Beast, only to be cut of by Magneto, who jumped in front of him.
"Take me!", he said, "i want to be young and not care about these idiots!".
"Okay...he's lost it", said Mastermind, blinking.
"Fair enough", said the girl with a shrug, releasing an energy ball towards Magneto.
Magneto saw the energy ball coming and blinked.
"Err...i changed my mind", he said, grabbing the first thing to hand to use as a sheild.
The sheild worked, it took the full force of the blast. Unfortunately, the sheild was Mastermind. Magento looked to see he was holding a baby version of him.
"Oh", he said as he watched the girl run away.
"Nice going Magneto", snapped Beast, "you lost our physcic. How are we supposed to find her now?".
"I...think we need to get help", said Magneto with a sigh.
"I....i can still see bunnies", said Forge with a nervous laugh.
Mastermind chuckled and his eyes glowed.
"Ahhh..... PINK BUNNIES!", screamed Forge, backing into the wall.
"What did i do to deserve this?", wailed Magneto.
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By Todd fan
Disclaimer: "If the good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller-skates"
Not only do you guys get one chapter, but you get TWO!!!!. You lucky, lucky people...okay, i had alot of time to think while i was working, so yeah.
Pyromaniac - When he wakes up..oh yeah!!!!!!
Abbie soler star - Oh yes, that will also happen, not yet, but soon.
Evolutionary spider - Wish i could take crdeit for the new format but i can't, it's something ff.net are doing. You shall see in the next chpater what the rest have to do. Xavier is in Cerebro, controling the mansion...'cause he's evil really. Scott, Lance and Bobby are all still asleep, but they will wake soon.... Todd and Wanda?. Done!
Relwarc - They will..when they see him. You will se her dads reaction in this one. Fun!
Draco-luver - No, Sabertooth isn't Rogue's father. Rogue was only ADOPTED by Mystique. She had three children. Kurt is her birth son,. whom she had with a German Count. But before that she had a human son with Sabertooth. He's called Garydon Credd and hates mutants. In fact, he runs Friends of Humanity..he's a little....phsycotic. But with Mystique and Sabertooth and his parents, who can blame him? Yes, Xavier is in Cerebro. You shall see where the other kids are in the next chapter.
Alison Sky - You shall see who's on the s&r team now my friend....though it's gonna go smaller :D.
Kippenberger - I don't know Belladonna very well, i vaugley remmber seeing her on TAS, but, i can't remember anything about her, or id' pur her in. Sigh. I loved the Todd and Kitty idea sooooooo much, i put the other chap up for it. Whoah ha ha ha ha!!!..okay it's probably not EXACTLY as you planned, but i like it...i wonder why i do..frankly, it scares me that i do. But i do..yeah..
Trunks-Girl - X-men vistit the shrink?. I like. *Invisions Remy rocking and sucking his thumb on a couch* Hah!
In case you're wondering. The song that Colossus sings is from 'Lambchop and friends'.
***********
Chapter 16 - A not so great search party.
"Any luck?".
Mastermind used all his willpower not to wrap his hands around Forge's throat.
"No", he said, "not since you asked me two minutes ago".
"Some physic YOU are", muttered Forge.
"I'm not one!", shouted Mastermind, "well..not really. I can mess people's heads up, but i'm not that great at detecting them until they're really close. Like when that elf and frog-boy jumped me in Ararose. I'll get them for that yet. I will seek my vengance. Whoah ha ha ha ha!".
Collossus tentitavely tapped Mastermind on the shoulder.
"Please calm down Comrade", he said, "you are making me nervous".
"Charles Xavier gets the greatest fighting force in the world", said Magneto, shaking his head, "and what do i get?. A bad comedy act...it makes me want to cry".
"Any luck now?".
"If you ask me that one more time, i'll make it so you see bunnies hopping around for the rest of your life", said Mastermind.
"Umm...being quiet now", said Forge.
"You know, if you hadn't of dropped your portable Cerebro in the river, we wouldn't have this trouble", said Beast, he had lost his usuall happy mood. He was cold and his fur was soaked through.
"I thought i saw an aligator!", said Forge defensively, "they are all around American rivers and sewers you know!".
"No, they are not", said Beast, "i'm a teacher, i should know!".
"Awww pooo!", said Forge, pulling a face, "i've been around since the seventies. I know more!".
"Yeah, while you were stuck in a high school. THAT helped you mature, Stumpy!", said Beast.
"Please stop fighting", said Colossus.
"I hate my life", muttered Magneto, looking up at the sky, "take me now, i'm ready, please, don't prolong this agony!".
Nothing.
"Fine!", shouted Magneto, "be like that!!!!!!".
"Ooooh i have a joke", said Forge, trying to lighten the mood, "a Russian, a Jew and a Itallian walk into a bar and....".
He stoped in mid-sentance to see Magneto, Colossus and Mastermind staring at him.
"Oh", said Forge, blinking.
He looked to the ground...was that a rabbit?. And there was another one, and another one, and another... Forge blinked again and then did the only logical thing. He screamed.
"Bunnies!!!!!", he shouted waving his hands around, "everywhere!!!!!".
The others watched as he frailed his arms at blank space. Mastermind smirked.
"I did warn him", he said.
They started to trudge on, Forge following them, every now and again stepping over a rabbit that only he could see.
Meanwhile, at Amanda's house. Things were about to get worse. Amanda had no luck in reviving her mother, who was still flat on the floor. She glanced up as her dad walked in. He stopped dead when he saw Kurt. His eyes narrowed.
"So", he said coldy, "it's like that is it?".
"Daddy, i can explain", said Amanda, standing up.
"Don't bother", said her dad, "i'm going to get my shotgun".
"Daddy!", said Amanda.
"I'll teach HIM to impregnate my daughter and leave her with his child...a very large blue child...Good God Amanda, how long have you been keeping this a secret?".
"This is Kurt", said Amanda, "he was turned into a baby".
THUMP
Amanda sighed and looked at bother her unconsious parents.
"Well..at least know i know how they feel about me still seeing you", said Amanda.
"Man got boo-boo", said Kurt, patting her uncnoncious father on the head.
"This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it not so long ago, and now they'll keep on singing it forever just because, this is the...".
"SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!".
Colossus stopped in mid song to glance at a very angry Beast.
"Must you sing that infernal song?", he asked.
"It the only English song i know", said Colossus with a shrug.
"Don't sing it, please", said Beast, shaking his head, "i can't take anymore".
"Hey!. I picked her up!", said Mastermind, "she's really close!".
The group ran towards the area. Sure enough the girl was sitting on a park bench, eating a sandwich. She stood up when she saw them.
"You don't give up, do ya?", she said.
"Look, we only want you to change our friends ba...", started Beast, only to be cut of by Magneto, who jumped in front of him.
"Take me!", he said, "i want to be young and not care about these idiots!".
"Okay...he's lost it", said Mastermind, blinking.
"Fair enough", said the girl with a shrug, releasing an energy ball towards Magneto.
Magneto saw the energy ball coming and blinked.
"Err...i changed my mind", he said, grabbing the first thing to hand to use as a sheild.
The sheild worked, it took the full force of the blast. Unfortunately, the sheild was Mastermind. Magento looked to see he was holding a baby version of him.
"Oh", he said as he watched the girl run away.
"Nice going Magneto", snapped Beast, "you lost our physcic. How are we supposed to find her now?".
"I...think we need to get help", said Magneto with a sigh.
"I....i can still see bunnies", said Forge with a nervous laugh.
Mastermind chuckled and his eyes glowed.
"Ahhh..... PINK BUNNIES!", screamed Forge, backing into the wall.
"What did i do to deserve this?", wailed Magneto.
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