Baby Blues
By Todd fan
Disclaimer: "Don't be fooled, it isn't thunder, staying put would be a blunder".
Did you make it?. Good. Lets carry on, shall we? Okay, i have to point out a few things first.
1: The 'Kitty cat song' that Duncan sings is from a TV show my Brother watches alot. I'm not sure what it is called, but it has a Jamaican Grim Reaper in it. I heard the song and thought it was wacky enough to go in. 2: Those of you who have seen 'Toy Story', and who hasn't?, will reconginse the tea-party scene.
And now we can go onto the insanity.
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Chapter 17 - Putting babies to bed.
"I said SING!!!!".
Duncan glanced down at a very Angry Jean.
"Okay", he said, clearing his throat, "Look at me, i'm a Kitty cat, i wear a bowl of peanuts for a hat, if i eat alot, i'll get fat...blah blah blah, i'm a Kitty cat!".
Jean blinked and then giggled.
"More!", she shouted.
Meanwhile, Kelly had collapsed on the floor, with Pietro still on his back, kicking him.
"Jee up, jee up!", he was shouting, to no avail, "bad horsey!".
"Dance, Dance, Dance", chanted Storm and Sam.
Jamie, and a few of his multiples proceeded to dance on a table as Storm and Sam laughed wildly. Next to Sam sat Rahne, once again in wolf-form, wimpering..this wasn't the best idea that Sam had come up with. Sam patted her on the head.
"I love my doggie-Rahne", he said happily.
"Oh no you don't", snapped Moira.
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!", said Rogue as Remy spun her around.
"Chere, Remy's gettin' dizzy", he said, "i need to stop".
"More!", shouted Rogue.
Mystique meanwhile was sitting in a corner, crying. Kitty had taken this oportunity to sneak out and rescue Todd. After a while, she found him sat on a tiny chair with Wanda in front of a table. Wanda was pouring pretend tea into plastic tea-cups and muttering about the weather. Around the pair were a few dolls, also sat at the table. Todd had a little hat on his head with a flower in it. Kitty stiffled a giggle. She walked in, Wanda smiled and looked up at her.
"Hello", she said happily, "me and Mrs Nesbit are having tea. Would you like to join us?".
"Mrs Nesbit?", said Kitty, raising her eyebrow at Todd, who mearly blinked...nothing more, "what happened to Mr Kermit?".
"Oh, i got bored of Mr Kermit", said Wanda, then glanced in her toy tea- pot, "oooh out of tea. Excuse me ladies, i'll be right back".
With that, Wanda toddled off with her toy tea-pot. Kitty walked over to Todd and poked him.
"Come on Toad, now's our chance while she's busy!", she said...Todd didn't move, "Toad?".
Suddenly, Todd sprang to life, and pointed at his little hat.
"Don't you see the hat?!", he said in a funny voice, "y'see it?. I'm MRS NESBIT!".
He proceeded to laugh manically. Kitty blinked. She picked up a doll at the table...and thwaked it across Todd's head. Todd stopped and blinked.
"Kitty?", he said, then shook his head clear, "sorry..i went away for a minute...i'm back now...thanks..i needed that".
"You're welcome", said Kitty, "come on, lets get back to the others".
They walked into the study to find Rahne, Jamie and Moira gone, and Remy and Mystique holding very sleepy babies.
"They're finally going to sleep", said Mystique, her voice gleaming with happiness, "Moira, Jamie and Rahne have gone to get the others to bed. Here, one each".
She handed Wanda to Todd and Rogue to Kitty.
"Wanda'll have to sleep in you bed", said Mystique, "or we'll run out of room".
"Sure", said Kitty, a hint of sarcasm in her voice, "it's not like i was planning to sleep anytime soon".
"Hey, were's Kurt?", said Gambit.
"Oh, i think he went with Amanda out", said Todd.
"That..that...oooohhhhhh", snarled Mystique, "if this mansion wasn't in lock down!!!!".
"You mean you can't get to Xavier?", asked Kitty.
"No", said Remy, shaking his head, "he's gona and locked Cerebro up...no way to get in. So de mansion is still locked up".
"Great!", said Kitty, rolling her eyes, "come on Toad, lets get these two to sleep".
In Kitty and Rogue's room, Kitty had managed to get Rogue snuggled up in her bed. Rogue had fallen asleep as soon as her head hit the pillow. The same could be said for Wanda on the other side of the room.
"Y'know Todd", said Kitty, "when they're not tearing us apart...they're...kinda cute".
"Yeah", said Todd, then stopped, blinked and smiled.
Kitty raised her eyebrow at him.
"What?".
"You..called me Todd", he said.
Kitty blinked.
"So?", she said.
"No one ever calls me Todd", he said with a shrug, "i was begin' ta think no-one knew what my real name was".
Kitty blinked again in surprise. She walked over to him.
"I didn't know it bothered you", she said.
"Yeah well", said Todd with a sigh, looking down, "i've been called 'Toad' fer as long as i can remember. It's what the kids used ta call me in the orphanage, and it's what people call me now. It's just...nice ta hear my REAL name fer a change".
Kitty was surprised..she didn't know Todd had this much depth to him.
"Well....i'll call you Todd from now on", she said, "i promise".
Todd looked up and smiled.
"Thanks", he said, "i appriciate that"
Then Kitty did something that she never thought she'd do. She did something crazy and compulsive. She leaned forward.... and kissed Todd.
Whoaah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! Evil evil me!!!!!!!!!! Before you all throw things at me. This is not, and i repeat NOT a Todd/Kitty fic. kay?. There is a funny conclusion to this...you're not getting it yet though :P. PLease review your suggestions and plain old reviews. And before you flame..do remember i gave you two chapters instead of one. Until next time.....
By Todd fan
Disclaimer: "Don't be fooled, it isn't thunder, staying put would be a blunder".
Did you make it?. Good. Lets carry on, shall we? Okay, i have to point out a few things first.
1: The 'Kitty cat song' that Duncan sings is from a TV show my Brother watches alot. I'm not sure what it is called, but it has a Jamaican Grim Reaper in it. I heard the song and thought it was wacky enough to go in. 2: Those of you who have seen 'Toy Story', and who hasn't?, will reconginse the tea-party scene.
And now we can go onto the insanity.
*******
Chapter 17 - Putting babies to bed.
"I said SING!!!!".
Duncan glanced down at a very Angry Jean.
"Okay", he said, clearing his throat, "Look at me, i'm a Kitty cat, i wear a bowl of peanuts for a hat, if i eat alot, i'll get fat...blah blah blah, i'm a Kitty cat!".
Jean blinked and then giggled.
"More!", she shouted.
Meanwhile, Kelly had collapsed on the floor, with Pietro still on his back, kicking him.
"Jee up, jee up!", he was shouting, to no avail, "bad horsey!".
"Dance, Dance, Dance", chanted Storm and Sam.
Jamie, and a few of his multiples proceeded to dance on a table as Storm and Sam laughed wildly. Next to Sam sat Rahne, once again in wolf-form, wimpering..this wasn't the best idea that Sam had come up with. Sam patted her on the head.
"I love my doggie-Rahne", he said happily.
"Oh no you don't", snapped Moira.
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!", said Rogue as Remy spun her around.
"Chere, Remy's gettin' dizzy", he said, "i need to stop".
"More!", shouted Rogue.
Mystique meanwhile was sitting in a corner, crying. Kitty had taken this oportunity to sneak out and rescue Todd. After a while, she found him sat on a tiny chair with Wanda in front of a table. Wanda was pouring pretend tea into plastic tea-cups and muttering about the weather. Around the pair were a few dolls, also sat at the table. Todd had a little hat on his head with a flower in it. Kitty stiffled a giggle. She walked in, Wanda smiled and looked up at her.
"Hello", she said happily, "me and Mrs Nesbit are having tea. Would you like to join us?".
"Mrs Nesbit?", said Kitty, raising her eyebrow at Todd, who mearly blinked...nothing more, "what happened to Mr Kermit?".
"Oh, i got bored of Mr Kermit", said Wanda, then glanced in her toy tea- pot, "oooh out of tea. Excuse me ladies, i'll be right back".
With that, Wanda toddled off with her toy tea-pot. Kitty walked over to Todd and poked him.
"Come on Toad, now's our chance while she's busy!", she said...Todd didn't move, "Toad?".
Suddenly, Todd sprang to life, and pointed at his little hat.
"Don't you see the hat?!", he said in a funny voice, "y'see it?. I'm MRS NESBIT!".
He proceeded to laugh manically. Kitty blinked. She picked up a doll at the table...and thwaked it across Todd's head. Todd stopped and blinked.
"Kitty?", he said, then shook his head clear, "sorry..i went away for a minute...i'm back now...thanks..i needed that".
"You're welcome", said Kitty, "come on, lets get back to the others".
They walked into the study to find Rahne, Jamie and Moira gone, and Remy and Mystique holding very sleepy babies.
"They're finally going to sleep", said Mystique, her voice gleaming with happiness, "Moira, Jamie and Rahne have gone to get the others to bed. Here, one each".
She handed Wanda to Todd and Rogue to Kitty.
"Wanda'll have to sleep in you bed", said Mystique, "or we'll run out of room".
"Sure", said Kitty, a hint of sarcasm in her voice, "it's not like i was planning to sleep anytime soon".
"Hey, were's Kurt?", said Gambit.
"Oh, i think he went with Amanda out", said Todd.
"That..that...oooohhhhhh", snarled Mystique, "if this mansion wasn't in lock down!!!!".
"You mean you can't get to Xavier?", asked Kitty.
"No", said Remy, shaking his head, "he's gona and locked Cerebro up...no way to get in. So de mansion is still locked up".
"Great!", said Kitty, rolling her eyes, "come on Toad, lets get these two to sleep".
In Kitty and Rogue's room, Kitty had managed to get Rogue snuggled up in her bed. Rogue had fallen asleep as soon as her head hit the pillow. The same could be said for Wanda on the other side of the room.
"Y'know Todd", said Kitty, "when they're not tearing us apart...they're...kinda cute".
"Yeah", said Todd, then stopped, blinked and smiled.
Kitty raised her eyebrow at him.
"What?".
"You..called me Todd", he said.
Kitty blinked.
"So?", she said.
"No one ever calls me Todd", he said with a shrug, "i was begin' ta think no-one knew what my real name was".
Kitty blinked again in surprise. She walked over to him.
"I didn't know it bothered you", she said.
"Yeah well", said Todd with a sigh, looking down, "i've been called 'Toad' fer as long as i can remember. It's what the kids used ta call me in the orphanage, and it's what people call me now. It's just...nice ta hear my REAL name fer a change".
Kitty was surprised..she didn't know Todd had this much depth to him.
"Well....i'll call you Todd from now on", she said, "i promise".
Todd looked up and smiled.
"Thanks", he said, "i appriciate that"
Then Kitty did something that she never thought she'd do. She did something crazy and compulsive. She leaned forward.... and kissed Todd.
Whoaah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! Evil evil me!!!!!!!!!! Before you all throw things at me. This is not, and i repeat NOT a Todd/Kitty fic. kay?. There is a funny conclusion to this...you're not getting it yet though :P. PLease review your suggestions and plain old reviews. And before you flame..do remember i gave you two chapters instead of one. Until next time.....