Baby Blues
By Todd fan
Disclaimer: "When someone asks you 'if you're a god?' you say, 'Yes!'".
Hey guys, first off, i sorry if it seemed i ignored any requests yesterday. For some reason ff.net made it so i didn't see those requests until i was checking for the next ones...yeah, mad. So this chapter will be longer than most, because i have to deal with two sets of requests. I'm glad i'm not the only one who belives that Nacy and Wanda are one and the same....spooookieeee!
In answer to a few questions: No the mansion is still in Bayville, Mastermind made it invisible.
Red Witch - More Kelly torture?. You got it!
Pyromaniac - Look out for Angel (mmmmmAngel..droool..sorry) in the next chapter.
Evolutionary spider - See?, your requests made it. Evil ff.net. How was Jamie dancing?. Have you ever seen the episode of the Simpsons where there is a tube in Burns' office that leads to some place in India where a worker was made to dance on the table?. It was like that :D Moira reading a bedtime story?. Tee hee. Jean and Duncan?, you'll love this!. Pietro avoiding sleep time?. Check!
Raliena - The song shall be sung.
AngstWolf - Rogue/Remy and Sam/Rahne, present and accounted for.
Daja - Bobby making an ice sculpture of Kitty?. Shazam, and it is done!
Amphitrite - Scott trying to win Jean over?. *wiggles nose bewitched style*
The Scribe - Jean shall get Scott to help her. Tee hee
Owl Eyed Athena - Look out for it in the next chapter :D
Emperor's Sister - Ahh, princess Jean will. Whoah ha ha ha ha!
Alison Sky - Pietro's reaction to Wanda and Lance. Oooooohhhh
Draco-luver - Amara's codename is Magma. As i said at the top, the mansion is just invisible. A princess showdown is going to happen, and yes, Jean will remember.
Crimson Coyote - Pietro will get mad *grins* Kurt is with Amanda and Fred was asleep, now..well wait and see.
The Son of Logan and Ororo - Ahhh St David's day, Dydd Dewi Sant. It is a holiday that we celebrate here in Wales. We celebrate it on Mrach the 1st. It is named after David, the Abbot of Ty Ddewi, who died on 1st March 589AD. We don't do much, but we DO wear either a Leek or a Daffodil, which out national emblems....is it obvious that i'm proud of my heritidge?
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Chapter 19 - The love game
"I'm not sleepy yet".
Mystique frowned at Pietro...this was getting tiresome
"Yes, you are", she said, "look, all the other babies are going to bed".
"I'm not a baby, i'm a pre-pre-young adult", said Pietro, pulling a face, "and i'm not sleepy!".
He dashed off and started watching TV. Mystique muttered to herself and followed him.
"Bed. Now!", she said.
"Let me just watch the end of this", said Pietro.
"No!. It's just started!",, snapped Mystique, grabbing the remote.
"No it hasn't!", said Pietro, grabbing the other end of the remote, "i wanna see the end of it!".
Both tugged on their own end of the remote...then the TV made a funny noise and flicked off.
"Awwwwwwwwww you broke the..", started Pietro, but was stopped as Mystique clamped a hand over his mouth.
"Lets not mention this to anyone..okay?", said Mystique.
"What's it worth?", said Pietro with a sligh smile.
Meanwhile, Moira was tucking Freddy into one of the guest beds.
"Now ye go right te sleep", she said.
"I wanna bedtime story", said Fred.
Moira sighed.
"Fair enough, go get one", she said, really just wanting to curl up somewhere and close her eyes.
Freddy toddled off and returned with a big book, he handed it to her. Moira blinked at it.
"Freddy....this is a cook-book", she said.
"Yeah", said Freddy, snuggling in bed, "i'm waiting".
Moira sighed and opened the book.
"Okay", she said, "Victoria Sponge Cake, take two eggs....".
"More".
Mystique sighed and added a scoop of ice-cream to the huge bowl place in front of Pietro. She had to admit, she was impressed that the boy could comprehend blackmail at such a young age.
"That's enough", said Pietro, digging in, "you can go now".
Mystique walked off, letting Pietro eat his ice-cream. She she left, she passed Lance and Wanda, hand in hand...okay. A few second later came a scream of rage from Pietro, followed by an Earthquake and the sounds of Hex- Bolts. Mystique nearly went in to break it up, but she decided that lying down was a better idea.
In Jean's room, Duncan was putting her to bed. She still smelled faintly of toilet water. Duncan sighed, what had he done to deserve this?. Last time HE ever came to help an ex-girlfriend. He finnished tucking her away and started for the door.
"You didn't give me a kiss goodnight", pointeed out Jean.
Duncan sighed and walked over to Jean, giving her a kiss on the forehead. He started away again.
"Molly wants a kiss too".
Duncan turned to see what he assumed used to be a doll. Tabitha had blown off it's head, so now it resembled a body with a chared lump on top. Duncan shudderd. He took a deep breath and kissed the black bit on top of the doll. He spat out some ash and walked away....maybe he could find some mouthwash. Jean smiled happily and snuggled down to sleep. She was shortly awoken by someone tapping her head. She opened her eyes to see Scott.
"What do YOU want?", she snapped, "i need my beauty sleep".
"Will you be my girwlfwrend?" asked Scott hopefully.
Jean gave an evil smirk.
"Sure..if you help me with one little thing".
"Please go to sleep chere".
Remy stood over Rogue's bed. After Wanda had left the room, Rogue had started screaming that she didn't want to be alone.
"But the monsters will get me", she said.
Remy sighed.
"How about Gambit do a monster check, huh?", he said.
Rogue nodded. Remy walked around the room, stoping at Rogue's wardrobe. He opened it, showing her it was empty.
"No monsters in here", he said, then at Kitty's, "none in here".
He lay down and looked under both beds.
"Non monsters down dere", he said, standing up.
He walked over to the balcony.
"It's too cold for dem out dere".
He smiled and walked back to Rogue.
"Okay?", he asked her.
Rogue smiled and hugged him.
"Thank you Mr Gambit", she said happily, "you're the best boyfriend ever".
Gambit sighed, patted Rogue on the head and left the room.
"Please, stop the torture!!!!!"
Kelly was trying his best to get Amara to go to sleep. She kept complaining that she missed Pyro, Roberto and Bobby, and refused point blank to go to sleep. Suddenly, Jean and Scott barged in.
"You and me 'princess'", said Jean, staring at Amara, "right here, right now!".
"No!, no fighting!", said Kelly.
"You're on!", shouted Amara.
Both girls started to roll about of the floor, pulling at each others hair.
"Now Scott!", shouted Jean.
Scott blasted a hole in he roof, causing the rubble to fall on Amara.
"Boooyyyyyyyyyysss!", screamed Amara.
Bobby, Pyro and Roberto came charging in, chased by Jamie. All three tackled Scott to the ground. Jean was telekenetically hitting Amara with Molly, while Bobby was freezing everything in sight. Suddenly, Amara made a fireball, which John made into a lion..which attacked Kelly. Kelly screamed as his arm went ablaze.
"Stop, drop and roll Mr Kelly!", shouted Jamie.
Kelly dropped to the floor and started to roll about, this only seemed to make the flames higher. Kelly stood up and ran out of the room in a panic, promptly shoving his burning arm into the toilet. He sighed in relief as steam rose up from his burnt limb. He wiggled his fingers getting the feeling back in his arm. His fingers brushed against something...soft, Kelly blinked. Just then, Storm came into the room and looked at Kelly.
"Sorry", she said, "i forgot to flush the potty".
"I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on you nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that'll egt on you nerves, get get get on your nerves. I know a...".
"For the love of humanity, STOP!", screamed Beast.
Collosuss sighed.
"But i like to sing", he said.
"Yes", said Magneto, dryly, "thanks for teaching him that song by the way Cain".
"My pleasure", said Juggernaugt happily, "you guys are gonna let me kill my brother. It was the least i could do".
"Yeah...about that", said Forge with a funny laugh, "we...kinda need him..alive. We need you to get us in".
"Wait. You promised!", whined Cain, "that's not fair".
"Shut up and keep moving", said Magneto.
The group trudged on until they arrived at the mansion...or rather an empty area the SHOULD of held a mansion.
"House go bye-bye", chuckled Mastermind.
"Jason, you put that mansion back, now!", said Magento, "on the double".
"Awwwwwww do i HAVE to?", asked Mastermind.
"Yes", said Magneto, rubbing his forehead.
Mastermind pulled a face and waved his hands. Slowly the mansion came back into view.
"Smashing time", said Cain joyfully, heading towards the mansion.
Inside, things were calming down...slightly. Rahne was asleep on the couch, Sam curled up next to her. He had refused to go to bed without Rahne, so she had eventually given up and let him sleep on the couch next to her. Remy had also collapsed in a chair. Mystique, having just got Pietro into bed, after he had told her he wasn't tired, and promptly falling asleep, walked down and sat on the couch. Todd was in the kitchen, attempting to pry Logan off the kitchen cabinet, where he had stood in protest for his 'kitty' being locked up. Kitty glanced over to the playpen, where Sabertooth, still high on Catnip, was running around. He suddenly pounced on something, looking at it under his hand and making chirpy noises. Kitty sighed and walked over to him.
"What'cha got there Sabertooth?", she asked.
Then she saw it. Eight little legs sticking out from under Sabertooth's hand..and they were twitching. Kitty let out a scream which jolted awake the few non-babies in the common room. Kitty ran into the kitchen and came back, dragging Todd with her.
"Kill it, kill it, kill it, kill it!!!!!!!", she screamed.
"Kill what?", asked Todd.
Kitty pointed to the spider.
"I'm not gonna kill that", said Todd.
"Yes you are", said Kitty, "come on, jucy, yummy spider. Good for you".
"It's bad luck ta kill a spider", said Todd, "an' i think we don't need any more...ya know, fer a vegetarian, ya pretty bloodthristy".
"I don't like them", said Kitty shaking and running away from the playpen.
Suddenly, Todd felt something wrap around his leg. He looked down to see a teary Wanda.
"Lance doens't like me", she said, "he went off to look after Kitty. He's a poo-poo brain. I love you Mr Kermit!".
Todd sighed, really hoping that Wanda would remember this when she got changed back. Suddenly, Kitty screamed again.
"What IS it with dat girl?!", shouted Remy, running to a room.
Kitty...or rather an ice-Kitty was standing in the middle of the room. Kitty herself was trying to throttle Bobby a few feet away from it. Gambit sighed and pried Kitty off Bobby.
"Take a deep breath chere", he said, "he's only a baby".
"Only a baby?!", started Kitty, "how can y....".
She was cut off by the sound of banging. She ran to the entrance of the mansion, where a few others had gathered. The metal closing off the house slowly bent, then Cain punched his way through, making the mutant's inside breathe a sigh of relief when the saw the sky again.
"Honey, we're home", said Forge.
Ta daaaaaa!. You like?. Phew, that was alot of work. Anyway, review your suggestions, assuming ff.bet isn't daft again, they will be in the next chapter. Until next time....
By Todd fan
Disclaimer: "When someone asks you 'if you're a god?' you say, 'Yes!'".
Hey guys, first off, i sorry if it seemed i ignored any requests yesterday. For some reason ff.net made it so i didn't see those requests until i was checking for the next ones...yeah, mad. So this chapter will be longer than most, because i have to deal with two sets of requests. I'm glad i'm not the only one who belives that Nacy and Wanda are one and the same....spooookieeee!
In answer to a few questions: No the mansion is still in Bayville, Mastermind made it invisible.
Red Witch - More Kelly torture?. You got it!
Pyromaniac - Look out for Angel (mmmmmAngel..droool..sorry) in the next chapter.
Evolutionary spider - See?, your requests made it. Evil ff.net. How was Jamie dancing?. Have you ever seen the episode of the Simpsons where there is a tube in Burns' office that leads to some place in India where a worker was made to dance on the table?. It was like that :D Moira reading a bedtime story?. Tee hee. Jean and Duncan?, you'll love this!. Pietro avoiding sleep time?. Check!
Raliena - The song shall be sung.
AngstWolf - Rogue/Remy and Sam/Rahne, present and accounted for.
Daja - Bobby making an ice sculpture of Kitty?. Shazam, and it is done!
Amphitrite - Scott trying to win Jean over?. *wiggles nose bewitched style*
The Scribe - Jean shall get Scott to help her. Tee hee
Owl Eyed Athena - Look out for it in the next chapter :D
Emperor's Sister - Ahh, princess Jean will. Whoah ha ha ha ha!
Alison Sky - Pietro's reaction to Wanda and Lance. Oooooohhhh
Draco-luver - Amara's codename is Magma. As i said at the top, the mansion is just invisible. A princess showdown is going to happen, and yes, Jean will remember.
Crimson Coyote - Pietro will get mad *grins* Kurt is with Amanda and Fred was asleep, now..well wait and see.
The Son of Logan and Ororo - Ahhh St David's day, Dydd Dewi Sant. It is a holiday that we celebrate here in Wales. We celebrate it on Mrach the 1st. It is named after David, the Abbot of Ty Ddewi, who died on 1st March 589AD. We don't do much, but we DO wear either a Leek or a Daffodil, which out national emblems....is it obvious that i'm proud of my heritidge?
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Chapter 19 - The love game
"I'm not sleepy yet".
Mystique frowned at Pietro...this was getting tiresome
"Yes, you are", she said, "look, all the other babies are going to bed".
"I'm not a baby, i'm a pre-pre-young adult", said Pietro, pulling a face, "and i'm not sleepy!".
He dashed off and started watching TV. Mystique muttered to herself and followed him.
"Bed. Now!", she said.
"Let me just watch the end of this", said Pietro.
"No!. It's just started!",, snapped Mystique, grabbing the remote.
"No it hasn't!", said Pietro, grabbing the other end of the remote, "i wanna see the end of it!".
Both tugged on their own end of the remote...then the TV made a funny noise and flicked off.
"Awwwwwwwwww you broke the..", started Pietro, but was stopped as Mystique clamped a hand over his mouth.
"Lets not mention this to anyone..okay?", said Mystique.
"What's it worth?", said Pietro with a sligh smile.
Meanwhile, Moira was tucking Freddy into one of the guest beds.
"Now ye go right te sleep", she said.
"I wanna bedtime story", said Fred.
Moira sighed.
"Fair enough, go get one", she said, really just wanting to curl up somewhere and close her eyes.
Freddy toddled off and returned with a big book, he handed it to her. Moira blinked at it.
"Freddy....this is a cook-book", she said.
"Yeah", said Freddy, snuggling in bed, "i'm waiting".
Moira sighed and opened the book.
"Okay", she said, "Victoria Sponge Cake, take two eggs....".
"More".
Mystique sighed and added a scoop of ice-cream to the huge bowl place in front of Pietro. She had to admit, she was impressed that the boy could comprehend blackmail at such a young age.
"That's enough", said Pietro, digging in, "you can go now".
Mystique walked off, letting Pietro eat his ice-cream. She she left, she passed Lance and Wanda, hand in hand...okay. A few second later came a scream of rage from Pietro, followed by an Earthquake and the sounds of Hex- Bolts. Mystique nearly went in to break it up, but she decided that lying down was a better idea.
In Jean's room, Duncan was putting her to bed. She still smelled faintly of toilet water. Duncan sighed, what had he done to deserve this?. Last time HE ever came to help an ex-girlfriend. He finnished tucking her away and started for the door.
"You didn't give me a kiss goodnight", pointeed out Jean.
Duncan sighed and walked over to Jean, giving her a kiss on the forehead. He started away again.
"Molly wants a kiss too".
Duncan turned to see what he assumed used to be a doll. Tabitha had blown off it's head, so now it resembled a body with a chared lump on top. Duncan shudderd. He took a deep breath and kissed the black bit on top of the doll. He spat out some ash and walked away....maybe he could find some mouthwash. Jean smiled happily and snuggled down to sleep. She was shortly awoken by someone tapping her head. She opened her eyes to see Scott.
"What do YOU want?", she snapped, "i need my beauty sleep".
"Will you be my girwlfwrend?" asked Scott hopefully.
Jean gave an evil smirk.
"Sure..if you help me with one little thing".
"Please go to sleep chere".
Remy stood over Rogue's bed. After Wanda had left the room, Rogue had started screaming that she didn't want to be alone.
"But the monsters will get me", she said.
Remy sighed.
"How about Gambit do a monster check, huh?", he said.
Rogue nodded. Remy walked around the room, stoping at Rogue's wardrobe. He opened it, showing her it was empty.
"No monsters in here", he said, then at Kitty's, "none in here".
He lay down and looked under both beds.
"Non monsters down dere", he said, standing up.
He walked over to the balcony.
"It's too cold for dem out dere".
He smiled and walked back to Rogue.
"Okay?", he asked her.
Rogue smiled and hugged him.
"Thank you Mr Gambit", she said happily, "you're the best boyfriend ever".
Gambit sighed, patted Rogue on the head and left the room.
"Please, stop the torture!!!!!"
Kelly was trying his best to get Amara to go to sleep. She kept complaining that she missed Pyro, Roberto and Bobby, and refused point blank to go to sleep. Suddenly, Jean and Scott barged in.
"You and me 'princess'", said Jean, staring at Amara, "right here, right now!".
"No!, no fighting!", said Kelly.
"You're on!", shouted Amara.
Both girls started to roll about of the floor, pulling at each others hair.
"Now Scott!", shouted Jean.
Scott blasted a hole in he roof, causing the rubble to fall on Amara.
"Boooyyyyyyyyyysss!", screamed Amara.
Bobby, Pyro and Roberto came charging in, chased by Jamie. All three tackled Scott to the ground. Jean was telekenetically hitting Amara with Molly, while Bobby was freezing everything in sight. Suddenly, Amara made a fireball, which John made into a lion..which attacked Kelly. Kelly screamed as his arm went ablaze.
"Stop, drop and roll Mr Kelly!", shouted Jamie.
Kelly dropped to the floor and started to roll about, this only seemed to make the flames higher. Kelly stood up and ran out of the room in a panic, promptly shoving his burning arm into the toilet. He sighed in relief as steam rose up from his burnt limb. He wiggled his fingers getting the feeling back in his arm. His fingers brushed against something...soft, Kelly blinked. Just then, Storm came into the room and looked at Kelly.
"Sorry", she said, "i forgot to flush the potty".
"I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on you nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that'll egt on you nerves, get get get on your nerves. I know a...".
"For the love of humanity, STOP!", screamed Beast.
Collosuss sighed.
"But i like to sing", he said.
"Yes", said Magneto, dryly, "thanks for teaching him that song by the way Cain".
"My pleasure", said Juggernaugt happily, "you guys are gonna let me kill my brother. It was the least i could do".
"Yeah...about that", said Forge with a funny laugh, "we...kinda need him..alive. We need you to get us in".
"Wait. You promised!", whined Cain, "that's not fair".
"Shut up and keep moving", said Magneto.
The group trudged on until they arrived at the mansion...or rather an empty area the SHOULD of held a mansion.
"House go bye-bye", chuckled Mastermind.
"Jason, you put that mansion back, now!", said Magento, "on the double".
"Awwwwwww do i HAVE to?", asked Mastermind.
"Yes", said Magneto, rubbing his forehead.
Mastermind pulled a face and waved his hands. Slowly the mansion came back into view.
"Smashing time", said Cain joyfully, heading towards the mansion.
Inside, things were calming down...slightly. Rahne was asleep on the couch, Sam curled up next to her. He had refused to go to bed without Rahne, so she had eventually given up and let him sleep on the couch next to her. Remy had also collapsed in a chair. Mystique, having just got Pietro into bed, after he had told her he wasn't tired, and promptly falling asleep, walked down and sat on the couch. Todd was in the kitchen, attempting to pry Logan off the kitchen cabinet, where he had stood in protest for his 'kitty' being locked up. Kitty glanced over to the playpen, where Sabertooth, still high on Catnip, was running around. He suddenly pounced on something, looking at it under his hand and making chirpy noises. Kitty sighed and walked over to him.
"What'cha got there Sabertooth?", she asked.
Then she saw it. Eight little legs sticking out from under Sabertooth's hand..and they were twitching. Kitty let out a scream which jolted awake the few non-babies in the common room. Kitty ran into the kitchen and came back, dragging Todd with her.
"Kill it, kill it, kill it, kill it!!!!!!!", she screamed.
"Kill what?", asked Todd.
Kitty pointed to the spider.
"I'm not gonna kill that", said Todd.
"Yes you are", said Kitty, "come on, jucy, yummy spider. Good for you".
"It's bad luck ta kill a spider", said Todd, "an' i think we don't need any more...ya know, fer a vegetarian, ya pretty bloodthristy".
"I don't like them", said Kitty shaking and running away from the playpen.
Suddenly, Todd felt something wrap around his leg. He looked down to see a teary Wanda.
"Lance doens't like me", she said, "he went off to look after Kitty. He's a poo-poo brain. I love you Mr Kermit!".
Todd sighed, really hoping that Wanda would remember this when she got changed back. Suddenly, Kitty screamed again.
"What IS it with dat girl?!", shouted Remy, running to a room.
Kitty...or rather an ice-Kitty was standing in the middle of the room. Kitty herself was trying to throttle Bobby a few feet away from it. Gambit sighed and pried Kitty off Bobby.
"Take a deep breath chere", he said, "he's only a baby".
"Only a baby?!", started Kitty, "how can y....".
She was cut off by the sound of banging. She ran to the entrance of the mansion, where a few others had gathered. The metal closing off the house slowly bent, then Cain punched his way through, making the mutant's inside breathe a sigh of relief when the saw the sky again.
"Honey, we're home", said Forge.
Ta daaaaaa!. You like?. Phew, that was alot of work. Anyway, review your suggestions, assuming ff.bet isn't daft again, they will be in the next chapter. Until next time....