Baby Blues
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: "Husbands should be like Klenex--soft, strong, and disposable".
Okay here we go with another chapter of madness....it gets REALLY crazy now :D
Rogue - A father-son chat between Magneto and Pietro?. It is done!
The Scribe - You get your wish. More Jean/Amara wars, Cain reminsing with his baby big brother. Angel is in this one chucks, and how! Mag's will be babyzied soon..be patient.
Pyromaniac - Here's your Angel :)
Belladonna - Mag's doing a bit of baysitting?. Heh heh heh!
Owl Eyed Athena - Your stray cat will now pick a fight with Sabe's.
Kippenberger - Ooooh i LIKE that idea *evil grin*...mmm looks like i'll have to make a sequel now..Thou shalt get some of your moments my dear :D
AngstWolf - Moira's reaction to Sam and Rahne?. You got it!
Red Witch - The Lance/Kitty interaction is yours. And what would we be without Kelly torture?
Emperor's Sister - You got it...Rogue is very indisive about her boyfriends. I agree, Angel is very very very very very nice.....*stares off into space*...don't let Todd hear that i said that...he'll get jealous.
Evolutionary spider - A best girl pagent, with Jamie as the host?. *Evil laughter*
Alison Sky - More bunnies? Here they come!
Draco-luver - I also hate spiders. The whole scene was inspired by what Spike, my 'loving' feline friend did. He also hunted down a spider and brought it to me. Then let it go by me. I, to sum it up in one word, FREAKED. I stood on the chair screaming my lung out as Spike happily played with his 'prey'. Kitty is frealing out over the sculpture 'cause Bobby caught her off guard..plus she hasn't any sleep for a good amount of time now. The disclaimer was from 'Ghostbusters'. Sorry but the Barney song was requested..but my views on it are expressed through Todd :D. You shall get your Kurt, i promise. More Lancitty on the way!
KELLY - Another Lancitty request?. It is done!
Heartstar - Colossus singing the Barney song?. You got it. Pietro on sugar?. Also done!
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
My little brother - Ever since i started writing fanfiction, my younger sibling has begged me to include the one Marvel character he idolises. I have seen fit to finally give him his wish. Everybody: 'Does whatever a spider can....'.
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Chapter 20 - It spreads
"It's about time you got back!", snapped Kitty, "wait..is that Juggernaught?".
Xavier wheeled in, saw his brother and gulped.
"Uh oh", he said.
"Hah!", shouted Cain, pointing a huge finger at Xavier, "NOW who's the big brother...big brother?!! Huh? Huh? Me, that's who!. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!".
"Be quiet or you'll wake the babies", said Moria, glaring at Cain.
"Sorry ma'am", said Cain sheepishly, looking to the ground.
Xavier wheeled over to Cain and hugged his leg.
"I love my big little brother", he said.
Cain sniffled, then began to cry.
"That's all i ever wanted to hear", he said between sobs, "i love you too baby big brother!".
He sobbed more, pulling Xavier out of he wheelchair and hugging him.
"Eeep", said Xavier from somewhere by Cain's huge shoulder, "squeasing hard!".
"Oh...sorry bro", said Cain, putting Xavier down and patting him on the head, he sniffed again, "gimmie a sec..i'll be okay".
"And with that charming show of family emotion...", said Remy, shaking his head, "did you find de girl?".
"Err....sorta", said Forge, putting the baby Mastermind on the floor.
"Whoah, now we have ta look after a kid who can create illusions and mess wit' our heads?", said Todd, "no way. Too much fer this frog!".
"Hey guys", came a voice from the the common room, "ye better come and take a look at this".
The group walked into the common room to see Rahne pointing at the TV.
"Downtown New York today was suprised to see a flying baby", started the reporter, "witnesses claim that a three-year old with wings few past them, giggling happily. Police are baffled".
"That...isn't good", said Magneto.
"I agree", said Moira, then noticed Sam, "what the heck?!. Get off my daughter!".
"Shhhhhhh he's sleeping", said Rahne, pulling a face at Moira.
"So, what do we do now?", said Kitty.
"Looks like we have to go to New York", said Remy.
"Arghhhhhh BUNNIES!!!!!!!!".
Forge was backed into a corner staring wildy at nothing as Mastermind giggled happily on the other side of the room.
"And 'tink up a plan", he added.
Peter Parker stood on top of the Chrystler building, looking down on the city scape of New York. Right now however, he wasn't Peter Parker, he was Spider-Man....and he was bored.
"I tell you, the one day i decide to skip on my vacation to fight crime...evil takes a break", he muttered to himself, "why doesn't anything interesting happen?!".
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!".
Spider-Man felt something bonk him on the back of the head. He turned around to see...a cherub?. The cherub hovered in mid air, laughing.
"Err.....hello little guy", tried Spider-Man, blinking at the small flying thing in front of him, "where'd you come from?".
"The sky", said the cherub simply.
Spider-Man rolled his eyes under his mask. Ask a stupid question.... He looked more carefully at the cherub. If he didn't know better, he could have SWORN it looked like that Angel guy that worked the City too. Spider- Man blinked....it was worth a shot.
"Angel?", he tried.
The cerub giggled and flew in a cicle before stopping.
"Yes?", he said.
"Oh...boy", said Spider-Man, "be carefull what you wish for, huh kid?".
Angel smiled at Spider-Man.
"You have a funny head", he pointed out.
"Walk away, live a long life", Spider-Man muttered to himself, backing away.
He shot out a web and spun away as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder, lost him. Spider-Man chuckled to himself and turned back around...to come face-to-face with Angel. Spider-Man gave a shriek of teror and put on the breaks, snapping the webbing in the process. He fell a few feet before landing on a building ledge.
"Owwww", he muttered.
Angel hovered down to him.
"You fell down Mr Spider", he said, "did you get a boo-boo?".
"What do you think?", muttered Spider-Man, "look kid, i've got to go. Busy, busy, busy".
Angel tugged at Spider-Man's arm. His eyes watery.
"You're not going to leave me all alone up here ARE you Mr Spider?", he asked.
Spider-Man groaned inwardly. Damn his consience.
Back at the mansion, thing had been sorted. A plan had been formed....sort of. Kitty, Remy and Hank went to New York to track down Angel and,hopefully the girl. They took with them Lance, Rogue, Sabertooth and Logan, just so there wouldn't be too many kids to deal with at the institute. Collossus was sitting happily with Bobby, who had taught him the Barney song. Todd frowned when he heard them singing it.
"Ya know, Barney is a rip-off", he pointed out.
"How so?", asked Rahne from the couch, where Sam was still alseep, curled up next to her.
"Hum the Barney song", said Todd, Rahne did so, "right, now hum the tune to 'This Old Man'".
Rahne blinked and did so. She then realised it.
"Oh my God!", she said, "they ripped off an old nursery rhyme".
"Yeah, an' that's not the only one", said Todd, "try humming the 'ABC' song slowly".
Rahne did so..then blinked again.
"It's 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star", she said.
"Yep", said Todd with a nod, "...dear God, i've stayed in waaaay to many orphanages".
Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Magneto was having trouble with his son. Pietro had decided to eat a whole bag of sugar. He was now running around his father, laughing wildly.
"Please stop", begged Magneto.
"Okay daddy", said Pietro, stopping to climb on his father's knee, "i love you daddy".
Magneto sniffled.
"I love you too son", he said, "and i love your sister too....and i never say it...but i should. When this is over, i'll tell you both how much you mean to me...dear God, whatever Cain's got, i caught it!".
In New York, Hank was at the point of wanting to break some necks. There was still no sign of Angel OR the girl. A loud hiss and growl made him turn into an alley. Sabertooth was hissing and growling at an allet cat, who was being equally as nasty. They suddenly charged each other and became a ball of spinning teeth, claws and fur. SKINT. Logan charged at the ball, his claws out. He yanked Sabertooth out of the ball and pulled him away.
"Bad Fluffy", he scolded, "no fighting".
Lance had gone over to the stray cat.
"Hello", he said, reaching out to stroke it.
The cat glared at him, then gave him a swipe with it's claws, before running off. Lance stared at his hand for a second, wide eyed. The ran screaming to Kitty.
"Bad kitty scratched me!", he cried, "i'm bleeding. I'm gonna die!!!!".
Kitty sighed and picked Lance up. She looked at his outstretched hand, the cat scratch on it was barely visable, the tiniest drop of blood came from it.
"Relax Lance", she said with a sigh, "you're not going to die".
"I..won't?", wimpered Lance, "will you kiss it better?".
"Oy vay", said Kitty, she kissed Lance wound and smiled at him, "there you go".
Lance smiled and gave Kitty a hug.
"Thank you Kitty", he said.
"For the love of God, stop flying around!".
"Gambit tink we found what we were lookin' for", said Remy.
The group headed towards the sound. They stopped dead when they saw the sight in front of them. There was the infamous Spider-Man, with a baby Angel flying around his head. Even if he had a mask on, it was obvious that the super hero was at the point of breaking down and crying. He looked up when he saw the group.
"Oh, please tell me your here to take him away", he said, grabbing Angel and handing him to Remy, "he's been driving me nuts!".
Rogue smiled up at Angel.
"You're cute", she said, "you're my boyfriend now".
"Okay", said Angel with a giggle.
"Chere, you go through a lot of boyfriends", said Remy with a sigh, "are you like this as a teenager?. What would you say if Gambit went off with Kitty, huh?".
Kitty looked to the ground, trying to hide the fact she was blushing. Lance meanwhile, hugged her leg.
"Kitty's MY girlfriend", he said, "tall man can't have her".
".....okay", said Spider-Man, looking at the group, "i think i'll leave now...".
"Wait!", said Hnak, "i don't suppose you have seen a young girl around?".
"This is New York", said Spider-Man, "there are alot of people here. Can you be a bit more specific?".
"Well....no", said Hank, "we can't. But we COULD use someone who knows the city well. Someone who could show us good places to look for a frightened teenage girl".
"No. No way", said Spider-Man, knowing those words were pointless, "ugh, next time, i'm going on vacation"
Meanwhile, Amanda was stepping through the hole in the front of the mansion that used to be the door. She had to dodge all the guns, but she had made it, and hadn't woken up the sleeping Kurt under her arm. She heard some noise comming from the study, so she headed for there. Inside, Jean and Amara were glaring at each other..make that staring at each other. Jamie was dressed in a suit and tied to a chair. He sighed.
"And the staring contest is getting intense", he said half-heartedly, "it will decide who is the real princess and 'the best girl - ever'. The winner will get these two lovey victims...i mean, friends".
Next to him, Kelly and Duncan screamed from under their gags. Amanda blinked and backed out of the room...if she didn't watch it, it never happened.
"Poor Mr Kelly and Football man", said Kurt.
Amanda looked down.
"Oh, you're awake now"?, she said.
"I'm hungry now too", said Kurt.
Amanda sighed and walked into the kitchen. She stopped to breifly stare at the crying Magneto, who was hugging the twins....she sighed, it would be a while before she could find out what was going on.
I have FINALLY decided on my next fic. It is still in it's baby stages and won't be up for a while. But it is an all girl's one. Tee hee. Then after that i'll put up the next Sidney chronicle. Yeah..that's my plan. Like a well oiled machine...or not. Please send in your suggestions for this fic. It will come to a close in a few more chapters. Don't boo. Until next time....
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: "Husbands should be like Klenex--soft, strong, and disposable".
Okay here we go with another chapter of madness....it gets REALLY crazy now :D
Rogue - A father-son chat between Magneto and Pietro?. It is done!
The Scribe - You get your wish. More Jean/Amara wars, Cain reminsing with his baby big brother. Angel is in this one chucks, and how! Mag's will be babyzied soon..be patient.
Pyromaniac - Here's your Angel :)
Belladonna - Mag's doing a bit of baysitting?. Heh heh heh!
Owl Eyed Athena - Your stray cat will now pick a fight with Sabe's.
Kippenberger - Ooooh i LIKE that idea *evil grin*...mmm looks like i'll have to make a sequel now..Thou shalt get some of your moments my dear :D
AngstWolf - Moira's reaction to Sam and Rahne?. You got it!
Red Witch - The Lance/Kitty interaction is yours. And what would we be without Kelly torture?
Emperor's Sister - You got it...Rogue is very indisive about her boyfriends. I agree, Angel is very very very very very nice.....*stares off into space*...don't let Todd hear that i said that...he'll get jealous.
Evolutionary spider - A best girl pagent, with Jamie as the host?. *Evil laughter*
Alison Sky - More bunnies? Here they come!
Draco-luver - I also hate spiders. The whole scene was inspired by what Spike, my 'loving' feline friend did. He also hunted down a spider and brought it to me. Then let it go by me. I, to sum it up in one word, FREAKED. I stood on the chair screaming my lung out as Spike happily played with his 'prey'. Kitty is frealing out over the sculpture 'cause Bobby caught her off guard..plus she hasn't any sleep for a good amount of time now. The disclaimer was from 'Ghostbusters'. Sorry but the Barney song was requested..but my views on it are expressed through Todd :D. You shall get your Kurt, i promise. More Lancitty on the way!
KELLY - Another Lancitty request?. It is done!
Heartstar - Colossus singing the Barney song?. You got it. Pietro on sugar?. Also done!
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
My little brother - Ever since i started writing fanfiction, my younger sibling has begged me to include the one Marvel character he idolises. I have seen fit to finally give him his wish. Everybody: 'Does whatever a spider can....'.
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Chapter 20 - It spreads
"It's about time you got back!", snapped Kitty, "wait..is that Juggernaught?".
Xavier wheeled in, saw his brother and gulped.
"Uh oh", he said.
"Hah!", shouted Cain, pointing a huge finger at Xavier, "NOW who's the big brother...big brother?!! Huh? Huh? Me, that's who!. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!".
"Be quiet or you'll wake the babies", said Moria, glaring at Cain.
"Sorry ma'am", said Cain sheepishly, looking to the ground.
Xavier wheeled over to Cain and hugged his leg.
"I love my big little brother", he said.
Cain sniffled, then began to cry.
"That's all i ever wanted to hear", he said between sobs, "i love you too baby big brother!".
He sobbed more, pulling Xavier out of he wheelchair and hugging him.
"Eeep", said Xavier from somewhere by Cain's huge shoulder, "squeasing hard!".
"Oh...sorry bro", said Cain, putting Xavier down and patting him on the head, he sniffed again, "gimmie a sec..i'll be okay".
"And with that charming show of family emotion...", said Remy, shaking his head, "did you find de girl?".
"Err....sorta", said Forge, putting the baby Mastermind on the floor.
"Whoah, now we have ta look after a kid who can create illusions and mess wit' our heads?", said Todd, "no way. Too much fer this frog!".
"Hey guys", came a voice from the the common room, "ye better come and take a look at this".
The group walked into the common room to see Rahne pointing at the TV.
"Downtown New York today was suprised to see a flying baby", started the reporter, "witnesses claim that a three-year old with wings few past them, giggling happily. Police are baffled".
"That...isn't good", said Magneto.
"I agree", said Moira, then noticed Sam, "what the heck?!. Get off my daughter!".
"Shhhhhhh he's sleeping", said Rahne, pulling a face at Moira.
"So, what do we do now?", said Kitty.
"Looks like we have to go to New York", said Remy.
"Arghhhhhh BUNNIES!!!!!!!!".
Forge was backed into a corner staring wildy at nothing as Mastermind giggled happily on the other side of the room.
"And 'tink up a plan", he added.
Peter Parker stood on top of the Chrystler building, looking down on the city scape of New York. Right now however, he wasn't Peter Parker, he was Spider-Man....and he was bored.
"I tell you, the one day i decide to skip on my vacation to fight crime...evil takes a break", he muttered to himself, "why doesn't anything interesting happen?!".
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!".
Spider-Man felt something bonk him on the back of the head. He turned around to see...a cherub?. The cherub hovered in mid air, laughing.
"Err.....hello little guy", tried Spider-Man, blinking at the small flying thing in front of him, "where'd you come from?".
"The sky", said the cherub simply.
Spider-Man rolled his eyes under his mask. Ask a stupid question.... He looked more carefully at the cherub. If he didn't know better, he could have SWORN it looked like that Angel guy that worked the City too. Spider- Man blinked....it was worth a shot.
"Angel?", he tried.
The cerub giggled and flew in a cicle before stopping.
"Yes?", he said.
"Oh...boy", said Spider-Man, "be carefull what you wish for, huh kid?".
Angel smiled at Spider-Man.
"You have a funny head", he pointed out.
"Walk away, live a long life", Spider-Man muttered to himself, backing away.
He shot out a web and spun away as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder, lost him. Spider-Man chuckled to himself and turned back around...to come face-to-face with Angel. Spider-Man gave a shriek of teror and put on the breaks, snapping the webbing in the process. He fell a few feet before landing on a building ledge.
"Owwww", he muttered.
Angel hovered down to him.
"You fell down Mr Spider", he said, "did you get a boo-boo?".
"What do you think?", muttered Spider-Man, "look kid, i've got to go. Busy, busy, busy".
Angel tugged at Spider-Man's arm. His eyes watery.
"You're not going to leave me all alone up here ARE you Mr Spider?", he asked.
Spider-Man groaned inwardly. Damn his consience.
Back at the mansion, thing had been sorted. A plan had been formed....sort of. Kitty, Remy and Hank went to New York to track down Angel and,hopefully the girl. They took with them Lance, Rogue, Sabertooth and Logan, just so there wouldn't be too many kids to deal with at the institute. Collossus was sitting happily with Bobby, who had taught him the Barney song. Todd frowned when he heard them singing it.
"Ya know, Barney is a rip-off", he pointed out.
"How so?", asked Rahne from the couch, where Sam was still alseep, curled up next to her.
"Hum the Barney song", said Todd, Rahne did so, "right, now hum the tune to 'This Old Man'".
Rahne blinked and did so. She then realised it.
"Oh my God!", she said, "they ripped off an old nursery rhyme".
"Yeah, an' that's not the only one", said Todd, "try humming the 'ABC' song slowly".
Rahne did so..then blinked again.
"It's 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star", she said.
"Yep", said Todd with a nod, "...dear God, i've stayed in waaaay to many orphanages".
Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Magneto was having trouble with his son. Pietro had decided to eat a whole bag of sugar. He was now running around his father, laughing wildly.
"Please stop", begged Magneto.
"Okay daddy", said Pietro, stopping to climb on his father's knee, "i love you daddy".
Magneto sniffled.
"I love you too son", he said, "and i love your sister too....and i never say it...but i should. When this is over, i'll tell you both how much you mean to me...dear God, whatever Cain's got, i caught it!".
In New York, Hank was at the point of wanting to break some necks. There was still no sign of Angel OR the girl. A loud hiss and growl made him turn into an alley. Sabertooth was hissing and growling at an allet cat, who was being equally as nasty. They suddenly charged each other and became a ball of spinning teeth, claws and fur. SKINT. Logan charged at the ball, his claws out. He yanked Sabertooth out of the ball and pulled him away.
"Bad Fluffy", he scolded, "no fighting".
Lance had gone over to the stray cat.
"Hello", he said, reaching out to stroke it.
The cat glared at him, then gave him a swipe with it's claws, before running off. Lance stared at his hand for a second, wide eyed. The ran screaming to Kitty.
"Bad kitty scratched me!", he cried, "i'm bleeding. I'm gonna die!!!!".
Kitty sighed and picked Lance up. She looked at his outstretched hand, the cat scratch on it was barely visable, the tiniest drop of blood came from it.
"Relax Lance", she said with a sigh, "you're not going to die".
"I..won't?", wimpered Lance, "will you kiss it better?".
"Oy vay", said Kitty, she kissed Lance wound and smiled at him, "there you go".
Lance smiled and gave Kitty a hug.
"Thank you Kitty", he said.
"For the love of God, stop flying around!".
"Gambit tink we found what we were lookin' for", said Remy.
The group headed towards the sound. They stopped dead when they saw the sight in front of them. There was the infamous Spider-Man, with a baby Angel flying around his head. Even if he had a mask on, it was obvious that the super hero was at the point of breaking down and crying. He looked up when he saw the group.
"Oh, please tell me your here to take him away", he said, grabbing Angel and handing him to Remy, "he's been driving me nuts!".
Rogue smiled up at Angel.
"You're cute", she said, "you're my boyfriend now".
"Okay", said Angel with a giggle.
"Chere, you go through a lot of boyfriends", said Remy with a sigh, "are you like this as a teenager?. What would you say if Gambit went off with Kitty, huh?".
Kitty looked to the ground, trying to hide the fact she was blushing. Lance meanwhile, hugged her leg.
"Kitty's MY girlfriend", he said, "tall man can't have her".
".....okay", said Spider-Man, looking at the group, "i think i'll leave now...".
"Wait!", said Hnak, "i don't suppose you have seen a young girl around?".
"This is New York", said Spider-Man, "there are alot of people here. Can you be a bit more specific?".
"Well....no", said Hank, "we can't. But we COULD use someone who knows the city well. Someone who could show us good places to look for a frightened teenage girl".
"No. No way", said Spider-Man, knowing those words were pointless, "ugh, next time, i'm going on vacation"
Meanwhile, Amanda was stepping through the hole in the front of the mansion that used to be the door. She had to dodge all the guns, but she had made it, and hadn't woken up the sleeping Kurt under her arm. She heard some noise comming from the study, so she headed for there. Inside, Jean and Amara were glaring at each other..make that staring at each other. Jamie was dressed in a suit and tied to a chair. He sighed.
"And the staring contest is getting intense", he said half-heartedly, "it will decide who is the real princess and 'the best girl - ever'. The winner will get these two lovey victims...i mean, friends".
Next to him, Kelly and Duncan screamed from under their gags. Amanda blinked and backed out of the room...if she didn't watch it, it never happened.
"Poor Mr Kelly and Football man", said Kurt.
Amanda looked down.
"Oh, you're awake now"?, she said.
"I'm hungry now too", said Kurt.
Amanda sighed and walked into the kitchen. She stopped to breifly stare at the crying Magneto, who was hugging the twins....she sighed, it would be a while before she could find out what was going on.
I have FINALLY decided on my next fic. It is still in it's baby stages and won't be up for a while. But it is an all girl's one. Tee hee. Then after that i'll put up the next Sidney chronicle. Yeah..that's my plan. Like a well oiled machine...or not. Please send in your suggestions for this fic. It will come to a close in a few more chapters. Don't boo. Until next time....