Baby Blues
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: "We're not your classic superheros. We're not the favorites. We're the other guys"
Hey guys. First off, i'm gonna take a little reader poll. I have two stories in my head ready to be put down on paper. I want to know which to publish first. One is an all girls story where the ladies of Bayville have to go to a camp for a month, oh the humanity. The other story is the next part of the Sidney chronicles. They will both be done, i just wonder what you guys would like to see first.
Eileen - Baby Spider-Man?. You got it!
Kippenberger - I WOULD if i knew anything about Spider-Man..i don't know much, that's my brothers department...we're and odd family. I'm the X-Men fan, my younger brother is the Spider-Man nut and my older brother loves The Hulk....my parents wonder where they went wrong.
Alison Sky - Another baby Spider-Man wish. Well, if the masses want it....
Raliena - You guy's really want me to make Spider-Man a baby don't you? :D
Dax - Sidney won't be in this one...she refused to go near children of any kind..i tried to bribe her with cat-nip, but she said it was enough her uncle was hooked on it. More Kelly torture?. How can i say no? As Kitty and Todd are in different places right now, it would be a little hard..
Pyromaniac - Kurt was at the end with Amanda. They are now in the Institute's kitchen. More Pyro?. Shazam!
The Scribe - Havok has arrived!. Freddy eating stuff?. Tee hee.
Red Witch - Oooooh you are EVIL!. I LOVE it!. Whoah ha ha ha ha!!!
AngstWolf - You shall get you characters my dear :D
Araz - Again, they are all in different places. Watch this space :D
Rogue - Wanda and Todd having a talk about 'Mr. Kermit'. Lol!!!!
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Chapter 20 - Capture and bribery
Kelly was slowly inching his way towards the door of the mansion. All he needed to find was his shoe. Luckily, Amara had won the contest and chosen Duncan as her prize...when Kelly closed his eyes, he could still hear the screaming. Something told him Bayville high would need a new football star.
"Where is that blasted shoe?", he said out loud.
Something inside told him to leave the shoe. It didn't matter. He could get new shoes. He should get out while he could. But it was the principle of the thing. He couldn't leave his shoe here. That's when he saw it. Freddy was sitting on the floor, chewing on said shoe. Kelly marched over to him.
"Give it back now!".
"No", said Freddy, his voice a little odd because of the shoe in his mouth, "finders keepers losers weepers".
"I'll show you who's a weeper you little brat!", said Kelly, yanking the shoe out of Freds mouth.
Fred narrowed his eyes at Kelly....maybe that wasn't the smartest move.
"Mother", said Kelly, as he began to run.
He felt something tackle his leg, bringing him to the ground. Freddy pulled a face at him, then sat on his head. He took Kelly's shoe out of his hand and continued to chew on it while Kelly fought for air...wondering what job to take that would keep him away from children of any kind.
Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Amanda was watching Kurt guzzle down his fifth burger. Magneto had finally let go of the twins, who had both run off in oposite directions. He was now trying to pry John away from the oven.
"Fire fire fire!!!!", said John happily.
"No, no more fire!", said Magneto, shaking his head violently, "Charles will kill me if i set his house alight".
"Hey Bro, guess who's popped in for a surprise visit?", came a voice from the entrance.
Alex glanced around the wasted institute. He though it was weird that a load of metal barriers were surrounding it and the fact that he'd almost got his head blown up by several guns...he was starting to worry.
"Scott?", he tried, glancing around.
In the corner of his eye, he saw a small quivering mess in the corner. It was only when he got closer that he realised it was human..or had been. Forge looked up at Alex, his eyes wide with fear.
"They're everywhere", he said in a voice that suggested his mind was far, far away.
"What are?", said Alex, blinking.
"The..the...BUNNIES!", said Forge, hugging his knees to his chest and starting to rock violently.
"Okay....", said Alex, backing away..into a small child..a small ugly child.
"Hello", said Mastermind, "do you like bunnies?. Mr Forge doesn't".
A scream of sheer terror came from somewhere in the house. Alex gave a nervous chuckle and did the only thing he could think of. He ran. He headed up the stairs and into his brothers room. Slamming the door and leaning against it.
"Alex?".
Alex blinked, that SOUNDED like Scott..sort of. He turned around and saw his big brother...as a three year old. He muttered incoheriently then fell to the floor.
In another part of the manson, now free of the chair and in his normal clothes, Jamie was walking around with a camcorder. Filming the children. Pietro was showing off to the cameras with Roberto when Todd walked by, with Wanda clinging to his leg.
"What the heck are ya doin'?", he asked, blinking.
"I'm getting blackmail for when they get turned back", said Jamie, "you want a copy of the tape?".
"Do i ever!", said Todd with a laugh, "it'd be nice to have some power in that nut-house fer a change".
"I love you Mr Kermit!", said Wanda, looking up at Todd.
Todd shook his head and picked Wanda up.
"Look, i hate ta break this to ya, but i'm really not Kermit", he said.
"You're not?", said Wanda, looking down, "but you look like him....are you Toad of Toad hall?".
"No", said Todd, attempting to keep calm, "i'm just Toad".
Wanda looked thoughtfull for a while.
"I think Mr Kermit sounds better", she said, "so that's what i'll call you".
With that, she toddled off, leaving Todd to bang his head repeatedly on the wall.
In New York, things were getting a little...crazy. Spider-Man had checked every possible place for the girl to hide in, not finding her in any.
"You know, i haven't had this much trouble finding someone since i played hide and seek with M.J as a kid", he said, "i mean, reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalwy".
"Remy didn't catch dat last one Spider-Guy", said Gambit, turning to see a three-year old Spider-Ma...Toddler, "oh".
The girl stood in behind the group.
"You guys are gluttons for punishment aren't you?", she asked, narrowing her eyes.
"Wait!", said Hank, putting his hands up, "we really just want to talk, please".
"Well..i don't kno...", said the girl, trailing off when she noticed Remy, "Well, hello handsome".
Rogue stepped in front of Remy.
"Back off, he's mine", she said.
"I thought I was yours", said Angel glumly.
"I changed my mind", said Rogue.
"Look", said Hank, stepping forward, "how about we make a deal. You come with us and change all of our friends back. When your done, we'll let you go, you won't heard from us ever again".
The girl blinked.
"You promise?".
"Of course, you have our word", said Hank.
"Please", said Kitty, "we can't take much more of this. I can't be a mother at fifteen, i can't".
"Look out, here comes the Spider-Man", sang Spider-Man, running around.
"My kitty's named Fluffy, do you want to stroke him?", asked Logan, going up to the girl, "i feed him real good so his coat is nice and sliky".
The girl sighed and closed her eyes.
"Fine", she said, "but i want a kiss from that Cajun Cutie over there".
Remy grinned.
"What can Gambit say?, Remy's attractive", he said.
"And concieted", added Kitty, "you've been hanging around with Pietro for too long".
Gambit rolled his eyes and gave the girl a kiss on the cheek. She smiled.
"Lead the way sugar", she said.
"Me and you need to tawlk aftwer", muttered Rogue to Remy.
Back at the mansion, Duncan was still trying to escape from his..situation. Amara had got bored of him and had left him tied up in the war room. On his head was the hat that Todd had worn a while ago. He shuddered...he would have nightmares for weeks and would probably spend most of his adult life in therapy after this. He started to rock his chair, in an attempt to scoot it over to the door. This only resulted in him loosing his balance and topping over. He started to cry...this wasn't the way he wanted to go. He opened his eyes to see Storm standing over him.
"Silly Football Man", she said, "you fell down. Now i have to treat you".
Duncan's eyes widened as Storm got out a doctors kit, followed by a tool kit...with a power drill.....this wasn't going to be pretty.
Mystique woke with a jolt as a peircing scream ran through the house. She shrugged it off...it was becoming normal now. She shook her head as she heard Moira and Rahne arguing about Sam in the other room. She had forgotten how...fullfilling motherhood could be. If anything, this experience had scared a good few people out of being parents.
"No, he can not come and live with us!", came the voice of Moira.
"But i LOVE him", Rahne.
"You're fourteen years old. How do you expect to know anythin' aboot love at your age?".
Mystique shook her head, at least SHE wasn't that protective. She looked up as she saw Amanda feeding Kurt some orange juice.
"Hey, get your hands off my son!", she screeched...yeah, that didn't sound TOO protective..did it?
Suddenly, the group walked in through the door, complete with girl. Mystique stood up and ran to the girl, hugging her.
"Thank God you came!", she said, "change them back, change them back!!!!!!".
"Gee...i didn't know i was THAT needed", said the girl with a laugh, "the name's Seren by the way".
Yay, another chapter down. There are only two more left, so if you wnat anything say it now, for the babies will be turned back next chapter. Please say what story you want next from the poll i put up top, if you don't say, i won't know :D. BY the way 'Seren' means 'Star' in Welsh. I knew a girl called Seren..i didn't like her. Yeah..you wnated to know that. Until next time....
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: "We're not your classic superheros. We're not the favorites. We're the other guys"
Hey guys. First off, i'm gonna take a little reader poll. I have two stories in my head ready to be put down on paper. I want to know which to publish first. One is an all girls story where the ladies of Bayville have to go to a camp for a month, oh the humanity. The other story is the next part of the Sidney chronicles. They will both be done, i just wonder what you guys would like to see first.
Eileen - Baby Spider-Man?. You got it!
Kippenberger - I WOULD if i knew anything about Spider-Man..i don't know much, that's my brothers department...we're and odd family. I'm the X-Men fan, my younger brother is the Spider-Man nut and my older brother loves The Hulk....my parents wonder where they went wrong.
Alison Sky - Another baby Spider-Man wish. Well, if the masses want it....
Raliena - You guy's really want me to make Spider-Man a baby don't you? :D
Dax - Sidney won't be in this one...she refused to go near children of any kind..i tried to bribe her with cat-nip, but she said it was enough her uncle was hooked on it. More Kelly torture?. How can i say no? As Kitty and Todd are in different places right now, it would be a little hard..
Pyromaniac - Kurt was at the end with Amanda. They are now in the Institute's kitchen. More Pyro?. Shazam!
The Scribe - Havok has arrived!. Freddy eating stuff?. Tee hee.
Red Witch - Oooooh you are EVIL!. I LOVE it!. Whoah ha ha ha ha!!!
AngstWolf - You shall get you characters my dear :D
Araz - Again, they are all in different places. Watch this space :D
Rogue - Wanda and Todd having a talk about 'Mr. Kermit'. Lol!!!!
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Chapter 20 - Capture and bribery
Kelly was slowly inching his way towards the door of the mansion. All he needed to find was his shoe. Luckily, Amara had won the contest and chosen Duncan as her prize...when Kelly closed his eyes, he could still hear the screaming. Something told him Bayville high would need a new football star.
"Where is that blasted shoe?", he said out loud.
Something inside told him to leave the shoe. It didn't matter. He could get new shoes. He should get out while he could. But it was the principle of the thing. He couldn't leave his shoe here. That's when he saw it. Freddy was sitting on the floor, chewing on said shoe. Kelly marched over to him.
"Give it back now!".
"No", said Freddy, his voice a little odd because of the shoe in his mouth, "finders keepers losers weepers".
"I'll show you who's a weeper you little brat!", said Kelly, yanking the shoe out of Freds mouth.
Fred narrowed his eyes at Kelly....maybe that wasn't the smartest move.
"Mother", said Kelly, as he began to run.
He felt something tackle his leg, bringing him to the ground. Freddy pulled a face at him, then sat on his head. He took Kelly's shoe out of his hand and continued to chew on it while Kelly fought for air...wondering what job to take that would keep him away from children of any kind.
Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Amanda was watching Kurt guzzle down his fifth burger. Magneto had finally let go of the twins, who had both run off in oposite directions. He was now trying to pry John away from the oven.
"Fire fire fire!!!!", said John happily.
"No, no more fire!", said Magneto, shaking his head violently, "Charles will kill me if i set his house alight".
"Hey Bro, guess who's popped in for a surprise visit?", came a voice from the entrance.
Alex glanced around the wasted institute. He though it was weird that a load of metal barriers were surrounding it and the fact that he'd almost got his head blown up by several guns...he was starting to worry.
"Scott?", he tried, glancing around.
In the corner of his eye, he saw a small quivering mess in the corner. It was only when he got closer that he realised it was human..or had been. Forge looked up at Alex, his eyes wide with fear.
"They're everywhere", he said in a voice that suggested his mind was far, far away.
"What are?", said Alex, blinking.
"The..the...BUNNIES!", said Forge, hugging his knees to his chest and starting to rock violently.
"Okay....", said Alex, backing away..into a small child..a small ugly child.
"Hello", said Mastermind, "do you like bunnies?. Mr Forge doesn't".
A scream of sheer terror came from somewhere in the house. Alex gave a nervous chuckle and did the only thing he could think of. He ran. He headed up the stairs and into his brothers room. Slamming the door and leaning against it.
"Alex?".
Alex blinked, that SOUNDED like Scott..sort of. He turned around and saw his big brother...as a three year old. He muttered incoheriently then fell to the floor.
In another part of the manson, now free of the chair and in his normal clothes, Jamie was walking around with a camcorder. Filming the children. Pietro was showing off to the cameras with Roberto when Todd walked by, with Wanda clinging to his leg.
"What the heck are ya doin'?", he asked, blinking.
"I'm getting blackmail for when they get turned back", said Jamie, "you want a copy of the tape?".
"Do i ever!", said Todd with a laugh, "it'd be nice to have some power in that nut-house fer a change".
"I love you Mr Kermit!", said Wanda, looking up at Todd.
Todd shook his head and picked Wanda up.
"Look, i hate ta break this to ya, but i'm really not Kermit", he said.
"You're not?", said Wanda, looking down, "but you look like him....are you Toad of Toad hall?".
"No", said Todd, attempting to keep calm, "i'm just Toad".
Wanda looked thoughtfull for a while.
"I think Mr Kermit sounds better", she said, "so that's what i'll call you".
With that, she toddled off, leaving Todd to bang his head repeatedly on the wall.
In New York, things were getting a little...crazy. Spider-Man had checked every possible place for the girl to hide in, not finding her in any.
"You know, i haven't had this much trouble finding someone since i played hide and seek with M.J as a kid", he said, "i mean, reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalwy".
"Remy didn't catch dat last one Spider-Guy", said Gambit, turning to see a three-year old Spider-Ma...Toddler, "oh".
The girl stood in behind the group.
"You guys are gluttons for punishment aren't you?", she asked, narrowing her eyes.
"Wait!", said Hank, putting his hands up, "we really just want to talk, please".
"Well..i don't kno...", said the girl, trailing off when she noticed Remy, "Well, hello handsome".
Rogue stepped in front of Remy.
"Back off, he's mine", she said.
"I thought I was yours", said Angel glumly.
"I changed my mind", said Rogue.
"Look", said Hank, stepping forward, "how about we make a deal. You come with us and change all of our friends back. When your done, we'll let you go, you won't heard from us ever again".
The girl blinked.
"You promise?".
"Of course, you have our word", said Hank.
"Please", said Kitty, "we can't take much more of this. I can't be a mother at fifteen, i can't".
"Look out, here comes the Spider-Man", sang Spider-Man, running around.
"My kitty's named Fluffy, do you want to stroke him?", asked Logan, going up to the girl, "i feed him real good so his coat is nice and sliky".
The girl sighed and closed her eyes.
"Fine", she said, "but i want a kiss from that Cajun Cutie over there".
Remy grinned.
"What can Gambit say?, Remy's attractive", he said.
"And concieted", added Kitty, "you've been hanging around with Pietro for too long".
Gambit rolled his eyes and gave the girl a kiss on the cheek. She smiled.
"Lead the way sugar", she said.
"Me and you need to tawlk aftwer", muttered Rogue to Remy.
Back at the mansion, Duncan was still trying to escape from his..situation. Amara had got bored of him and had left him tied up in the war room. On his head was the hat that Todd had worn a while ago. He shuddered...he would have nightmares for weeks and would probably spend most of his adult life in therapy after this. He started to rock his chair, in an attempt to scoot it over to the door. This only resulted in him loosing his balance and topping over. He started to cry...this wasn't the way he wanted to go. He opened his eyes to see Storm standing over him.
"Silly Football Man", she said, "you fell down. Now i have to treat you".
Duncan's eyes widened as Storm got out a doctors kit, followed by a tool kit...with a power drill.....this wasn't going to be pretty.
Mystique woke with a jolt as a peircing scream ran through the house. She shrugged it off...it was becoming normal now. She shook her head as she heard Moira and Rahne arguing about Sam in the other room. She had forgotten how...fullfilling motherhood could be. If anything, this experience had scared a good few people out of being parents.
"No, he can not come and live with us!", came the voice of Moira.
"But i LOVE him", Rahne.
"You're fourteen years old. How do you expect to know anythin' aboot love at your age?".
Mystique shook her head, at least SHE wasn't that protective. She looked up as she saw Amanda feeding Kurt some orange juice.
"Hey, get your hands off my son!", she screeched...yeah, that didn't sound TOO protective..did it?
Suddenly, the group walked in through the door, complete with girl. Mystique stood up and ran to the girl, hugging her.
"Thank God you came!", she said, "change them back, change them back!!!!!!".
"Gee...i didn't know i was THAT needed", said the girl with a laugh, "the name's Seren by the way".
Yay, another chapter down. There are only two more left, so if you wnat anything say it now, for the babies will be turned back next chapter. Please say what story you want next from the poll i put up top, if you don't say, i won't know :D. BY the way 'Seren' means 'Star' in Welsh. I knew a girl called Seren..i didn't like her. Yeah..you wnated to know that. Until next time....