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This is the part of the story where we take a break to go get drunk and chat pleasantly with other readers. So . . . go on . . . get some drinks already!! Preferably alcoholic ones . . . part 3 might totally suck!!! But even if it does - even badly written Faramir/Legolas make out sessions are good . . . right??

This is also the part of the story where I, the author give you loads of useless information nobody really cares about, for example:

Disclaimer: Everything (excluding the plot of this particular fic) belongs to Tolkein. Pweeeeeez!! Don't sue!!! Is bad karma!!

Tribute: I, The Norse Goddess, hereby dedicate this fic to the following people: Kerry and Manda (for being my slash buddies), KP and Jenna (for introducing me to the dark side of fanfiction), all members of the ISMS Royal Court (for a whole year of VERY entertaining lunchtimes), and to The Goddess of Hottie Island - a.k.a. Éowyn (for obsessing over the LotR guys with me, and for crushing on Faramir only to start dating Aragorn, thereby giving me the plot for this fic!!).

Are you drunk yet?? You'd better be 'cause here are some random facts!!!

Food Consumed While Writing this Fic: 3 Hershy's Bars, 2 Bags of Hershey's Kisses, 1 and 1 half bars of Milka, about 7 pots of Lemon Tea, 2 glasses of ice water.

Music to Listen to Whilst Reading Fic: TT soundtrack; tracks 8, 14, and 19, the Tristan und Isolde Overture, Delerium's "Till the End of Time, pretty much anything angsty.

Notes of Actual Importance: I just sort of made up the architecture of the castle, so feel free to throw things at me if it's totally off. Also, in part 1, there are NO dirty symbols or references!!!! The little fight between Éowyn and Aragorn does not imply or stand for anything other than a sword fight (although it did succeed in getting both participants very turned on!) After part 1, feel free to insinuate all the dirty details and euphemisms you want!!! Hehe, I give you license!!! Run free!!!

Questions????: Answer me this, would an Eomer/Lothíriel fic with loads of angst and maybe some kink be worth reading??? And is Faramir/Legolas not a hot pairing????

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Better finish your drinks!!! Get ready for some heavy slashing!!!