HOW TO SEDUCE A STREETFIGHTER: BLANKA

Hehehe…I like blanka-he's so cute when you get to know him! He's very sweet and although many of you out there probably won't go for him-I'll tell you now your missing out on something good!

So if you want a guy like Blanka you must…

* Well…there are no specifications for going out with Blanka. As long as you love life loud you'll be suited to each other!

Blanka is a very good date. So when going on a date follow these rules:

Clothes: very easy here. Blanka really doesn't care what you wear. Really. Whether it's baggy clothing or a tight dress, as long as it's suitable for where your going on your date Blanka will love it. The fact your going out with him in the first place will make him so happy what you actually look like doesn't matter (awwwww!)

Places to go: somewhere loud.

                     Very loud.

                     Incredibly loud.

Blanka likes to go to places where he can lose his inhibitions in public and not be kidnapped and taken to a laboratory for experimentation. He likes places that are colourful too. So there are a variety of places you can take him. Maybe to a punk/rock concert (all those colourful Mohawks will make him feel like he belongs!) a club (they tend to be dark so no one will give him hassle) or any kind of party (he tends to be less hassled at fancy dress parties-where he's hailed at having the best costume!) but the main point to keep in mind when taking him anywhere is that YOU are prepared to get as wild as he is. If your prepared to get down and funky, and be like him-he'll enjoy the date… even if by the end of the night your both "escorted" home in the back of a police van!

Bu you could also do something a little quieter that would still make him happy. Take him to your parent(s) house. By doing this you will make him really feel welcome because he never knew his father and he lost his mother in the plane crash that left him in Brazil. One thing he doesn't like people knowing is that he really, really misses his mom, so introducing him to yours will make his day. You can even get him to cook at your house (he's a great cook!).

Buying a gift: one word. Food. Blanka likes anything edible. They say "a way to a man's heart his through his stomach". And Blanka is no exception. But as before he will be flattered by any gift that you give him-especially if you have made it yourself.  

Sex: well…ugghhh…*sweat drops* you know those wildlife documentaries, especially the ones with the monkeys. And you notice how, when they mate, its usually very rough, very loud, and in the company of other animal's…well that's how I would describe what sex with Blanka might be like. Very noisy, very rough and lots of tree swinging. Sorry-chandelier swinging. If you like your sex wild-you'll be a happy bunny with blanka.

Married life: another loyal fighter. Blanka told me that when he mates, he mates for life. He would make an attentive lover, but would probably need to be mothered a little because of his surprising shyness and timid ness, which he occasionally displays. The marriage will never be boring-you can live in his jungle house for a while if city life is a bit much. But I would not recommend living in the city if you did get together with Blanka. As long as you like raw vegetables and chewy worms he'll take care of you in the jungle.

To sum up: if you're the type of girl that's wild and free, don't really care what other people think of you or your lover, and green and orange are your favourite colours, then what can I say-you 2 have got it made! Happy hunting.

P.s-yes I will do Akuma/Charlie/Vega and the female street fighters soon ok (_^