Baby Blues
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: "I'll be back, with nuclear weapons"
*Sigh* Only one chapter left after this. Oh well, there will be a sequel, i promise. This WOULD have been up yesterday, but i went to see a Meatloaf tribute concert instead..yeah...they were good. Looks like i get to put my camp story first. I shall get a start on it tomorow. Just as well, i need to think up more plot for the Sid one.
Amphitrite - Hey, i promised you baby Magneto. You shall get baby Magneto. Oh ye of little faith :P
Dax - Yes, i promise i will write a Todd/Kitty fic soon. Promise. Don't worry, i don't have to split the guys from the girls, their clothes will (by the power of magic authour dust) be on when they change back. You shall see what Storm did to Duncan...but it won't be pretty.
Pyromaniac - More John is yours. *Grins*
InterNutter - Oh, i thought the 'I love you, you love me' song sounded like this old man..but i think i'll call you the expert on this :D
Emperor's Sister - Mystqiue aproving of Angal as Rogue's boyfriend?. Tee hee.
Draco-luver - Wanda hugging Todd as she gets changed back?. You got it! Duncan will get more than enough scars..and Kelly will get his torture. Alex shall awaken.
Alison Sky - Someone else wanting Wanda being loving towards Todd when she gets changed back. Well, i'm not to say no.
Molotov - Reactions to the camcorder? Lol!, Done!
The Scribe - Cain and Xavier bonding?. Baby Mags. Tee hee!!!!
DragonBlond - Jamie and Kitty scared for life with children?. Hell yeah! The cutness is yours too :D
Red Witch - Oh Seren will get hers!!!!
Aphrodite - I can't fit Teryn into this one, but in the camp story she gets tortured plenty :D
Rogue - Indeed, Kelly torture is so fun!
Abbie Soler Star - Yep, Wanda will see her and Todd bonding alirght!!!!
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Chapter 21 - Return to normalcy..almost.
Everyone was now gathered in the Common Room. Duncan's eye was swolen shut and his arm hung limply by his side...no one had decided to point out to him the fact he was missing a part of his cheek...they decided it was best to let him find out on his own. Alex had also come around, but had gone to cower with Forge in the corner, unable to understand the situation.
"Okay, who's first?", asked Seren.
"Better get Xavier before the mansion explodes", said Magneto, "why on Earth someone would put a self-destruct sequence in their own home is beyond me..but to each his own".
Seren nodded. Xavier was sitting on Cain's shoulder like a small, bald Tiny Tim. Seren focused her power and zapped Xavier. Charles, now adult size, found himself in a very dangerous and odd place.
"High....very high", he said, then saw his brother, "oh dear God, i'm going to die".
"I love you too big bro!", said Cain, putting Xavier down in his proper wheelchair.
Xavier blinked and then shudder.
"Oohhhh..flashback", he muttered to himself, "did i really put the mansion into Defcon 4?".
"Yes. Yes you did", said Mystique darkly.
"Oh", said Xavier, "i'm...sorry?".
Mystique was about to retort when Angel tugged on her arm.
"I was Rouge's boyfriend...then she got bored", he said.
Mystique turned to her daughter.
"You got bored of a rich guy?", she said, "what's wrong with you?".
Seren took this opportunity to zap Rogue. Rogue blinked, then looked at her mother and the assembled crowd.
"What the...oooohhh flashback!".
Seren took great delight in zapping a few more people. Each coming around confused, then getting small flashbacks of what they did. Fred blinked as he realised his was sitting on something round. He stood up to see Kelly's head...attached to an unconsious Kelly. He placed a rug over Kelly's body and walked off whistling, hoping noe-one noticed. Amara was confused as to why she had the sudden urge to take Bobby, Pyro and Roberto away and do indicent things to them. Mystique meanwhile had handed a paper to the now back to normal Angel.
"This is my daughters cell phone number", she said, "call her".
"Uh..okay", said Angel, blinking, watching as Spider-Man returned to his normal self.
"I'll take Doc Oc on any day!", said Spider-Man, "no more kids. NO more mutants. I'm outta here!".
With that, he ran off screaming. The baby Logan toddled over to Seren, still holding Sabertooth.
"Hello Lady", he said to Seren, "watcha doing to the kids?".
Seren smiled and zapped both Logan and Sabertooth. In an instant, the adult Sabertooth was in Logan's arms. Both blinked. Sabertooth leapt to the floor with growl of shock.
"What happened? What do you think you...", he stopped and blinked, "dear God no!".
Logan was in a similar state. Both rivals looked at each other, then turned away, shuddering. Pyro was about to set fire to the carpet when he was zapped back. He blinked and stood up.
"What the bloody hell?", he said, then shuddered, "good God, what did i do?".
"I'm scared Mr Kermit", said Wanda, jumping into Todd's arms.
"Not for much longer", said Seren, zapping Wanda.
Wanda suddenly wondered why her eyes were scrunched up...and what she was doing off her feet. She opened her eyes to see Todd smiling at her.
"Ahhhhhhh!", she shouted, jumping away from Todd and looking around wildly, "i find myself in that position way too much!...why on Earth was i...NO!".
Todd waved at Wanda and smiled.
"Mr Kermit huh, Poopsie"?, he asked, "is that my new nickname?".
"Noooooooo!", said Wanda, running off to find a suitable place to hide.
Seren finished off changing everyone back as Rogue was having trouble working her head around what had happened.
"Fer some reason, a'h feel cheap an' easy", she said, "why is that?".
"Because you are..like your mother", muttered Magneto under his breath.
Mystique had her hands wrapped across his throat in a matter of seconds.
"Why you.....".
Zaapppp!
Suddenly a three year old Mystique was attemtping to throttle a three-year old Magneto. Mystique blinked, got bored and toddled off, making car noises. Magento sat down and sighed, making a spoon float around his head.
"Sorry, they were REALLY getting on my ner....", Seren trailed off as she slumped to the floor, Rogue holding a bare hand to her face.
"That's what ya'll get fer changing me into a baby", said Rogue, "a'h just wish a'h knew what happened. Getting tiny flashbacks doesn't help".
"I'd say ask 'those who took care of us'", said Bobby, "but they appear to be...dead".
The various 'carers' had dropped off to sleep in various places in the room. Their duty done, they could finally sleep properly for the first time in almost 48 hours..nothing was going to wake them. Every now and again, Kitty would shudder and cry out 'babies' in her sleep....the others wondered if she was permenantely damaged.
"Now i'll never know why i smell of toilet water", said Jean, then blinked, "oh wait...now i do".
"I have a tape", said Jamie, who was more refreshed than the others, "we filmed you all at the end for.....personal gain".
"You're going to blackmail us?", asked Pryo, blinking.
"That is such a harsh word", said Jamie, "i prefer 'induced agreement'. Oh by the way, don't think about destroying the tape. Each one of us that went through the torture of looking after you has half a dozen each, all hidden. You will never find them all. NEVER! Whoaha ha ha ha ha!".
The others blinked and Jamie, who shrugged.
"Sorry, i'm very very tired", he said, "i'm going to bed. Here's ONE of the tapes..so you can see what we were up against".
Jamie tossed them a tape and walked off to his bedroom, and his nice soft bed.
Pietro stared at the tape.
"Well.....we might as well watch it while we wait for frog-boy to wake up", he said, "what harm could it be?".
"Eating you're own words now huh?", said Roberto as Pietro watched a younger version of himself dancing around with a flower hat on his head.
"I had forgotten what a loser you were when you were a kid, brother", said Wanda with a chuckle, walking off towards the kitchen.
"I love you Mr Kermit!".
Wanda stopped dead, her eyes wide. She slowly turned to see a baby version of herself hugging Todd's leg. The people in the room were starting to smile. Wanda made a dash for the TV.
"Stop it. Turn it off, turn it off!", she shouted despreately, leaping over the ottoman, missing the TV completely.
"Mr Kermit huh?", said Pietro with a chuckle, "ooooohhhh i can't WAIT for Toad to wake up!".
"Kill me. Kill me now!", said Wanda, putting her head in her hands.
Xavier watched this with a chuckle, glad that he had been locked up in the Cerebro room for most of the filming. He suddenly blinked as he got another flashback....had he REALLY done that to Kitty and Todd?...he shook his head, that couldn't have gone down well.
"Hey Mr Shiney Head, play with me!".
Xavier glanced down to see Magneto floating a few inches off the air. Along with the spoon, he now had a key ring, a pen and a toy train floating around him. Those weren't what Xavier were worried about though. It was the tool-kit that Storm had left lying around that was starting to inch towards him that made him nervous. Magento chuckled.
"Lookie what I found!", he said with a laugh.
"Help", said Xavier weakly as Magento advanced with the power tools.
Last chapter next time, any more ideas, i suggest you get them in now, 'cause i'm putting this baby (pardon the pun) to bed. Please review. Until next time...
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: "I'll be back, with nuclear weapons"
*Sigh* Only one chapter left after this. Oh well, there will be a sequel, i promise. This WOULD have been up yesterday, but i went to see a Meatloaf tribute concert instead..yeah...they were good. Looks like i get to put my camp story first. I shall get a start on it tomorow. Just as well, i need to think up more plot for the Sid one.
Amphitrite - Hey, i promised you baby Magneto. You shall get baby Magneto. Oh ye of little faith :P
Dax - Yes, i promise i will write a Todd/Kitty fic soon. Promise. Don't worry, i don't have to split the guys from the girls, their clothes will (by the power of magic authour dust) be on when they change back. You shall see what Storm did to Duncan...but it won't be pretty.
Pyromaniac - More John is yours. *Grins*
InterNutter - Oh, i thought the 'I love you, you love me' song sounded like this old man..but i think i'll call you the expert on this :D
Emperor's Sister - Mystqiue aproving of Angal as Rogue's boyfriend?. Tee hee.
Draco-luver - Wanda hugging Todd as she gets changed back?. You got it! Duncan will get more than enough scars..and Kelly will get his torture. Alex shall awaken.
Alison Sky - Someone else wanting Wanda being loving towards Todd when she gets changed back. Well, i'm not to say no.
Molotov - Reactions to the camcorder? Lol!, Done!
The Scribe - Cain and Xavier bonding?. Baby Mags. Tee hee!!!!
DragonBlond - Jamie and Kitty scared for life with children?. Hell yeah! The cutness is yours too :D
Red Witch - Oh Seren will get hers!!!!
Aphrodite - I can't fit Teryn into this one, but in the camp story she gets tortured plenty :D
Rogue - Indeed, Kelly torture is so fun!
Abbie Soler Star - Yep, Wanda will see her and Todd bonding alirght!!!!
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Chapter 21 - Return to normalcy..almost.
Everyone was now gathered in the Common Room. Duncan's eye was swolen shut and his arm hung limply by his side...no one had decided to point out to him the fact he was missing a part of his cheek...they decided it was best to let him find out on his own. Alex had also come around, but had gone to cower with Forge in the corner, unable to understand the situation.
"Okay, who's first?", asked Seren.
"Better get Xavier before the mansion explodes", said Magneto, "why on Earth someone would put a self-destruct sequence in their own home is beyond me..but to each his own".
Seren nodded. Xavier was sitting on Cain's shoulder like a small, bald Tiny Tim. Seren focused her power and zapped Xavier. Charles, now adult size, found himself in a very dangerous and odd place.
"High....very high", he said, then saw his brother, "oh dear God, i'm going to die".
"I love you too big bro!", said Cain, putting Xavier down in his proper wheelchair.
Xavier blinked and then shudder.
"Oohhhh..flashback", he muttered to himself, "did i really put the mansion into Defcon 4?".
"Yes. Yes you did", said Mystique darkly.
"Oh", said Xavier, "i'm...sorry?".
Mystique was about to retort when Angel tugged on her arm.
"I was Rouge's boyfriend...then she got bored", he said.
Mystique turned to her daughter.
"You got bored of a rich guy?", she said, "what's wrong with you?".
Seren took this opportunity to zap Rogue. Rogue blinked, then looked at her mother and the assembled crowd.
"What the...oooohhh flashback!".
Seren took great delight in zapping a few more people. Each coming around confused, then getting small flashbacks of what they did. Fred blinked as he realised his was sitting on something round. He stood up to see Kelly's head...attached to an unconsious Kelly. He placed a rug over Kelly's body and walked off whistling, hoping noe-one noticed. Amara was confused as to why she had the sudden urge to take Bobby, Pyro and Roberto away and do indicent things to them. Mystique meanwhile had handed a paper to the now back to normal Angel.
"This is my daughters cell phone number", she said, "call her".
"Uh..okay", said Angel, blinking, watching as Spider-Man returned to his normal self.
"I'll take Doc Oc on any day!", said Spider-Man, "no more kids. NO more mutants. I'm outta here!".
With that, he ran off screaming. The baby Logan toddled over to Seren, still holding Sabertooth.
"Hello Lady", he said to Seren, "watcha doing to the kids?".
Seren smiled and zapped both Logan and Sabertooth. In an instant, the adult Sabertooth was in Logan's arms. Both blinked. Sabertooth leapt to the floor with growl of shock.
"What happened? What do you think you...", he stopped and blinked, "dear God no!".
Logan was in a similar state. Both rivals looked at each other, then turned away, shuddering. Pyro was about to set fire to the carpet when he was zapped back. He blinked and stood up.
"What the bloody hell?", he said, then shuddered, "good God, what did i do?".
"I'm scared Mr Kermit", said Wanda, jumping into Todd's arms.
"Not for much longer", said Seren, zapping Wanda.
Wanda suddenly wondered why her eyes were scrunched up...and what she was doing off her feet. She opened her eyes to see Todd smiling at her.
"Ahhhhhhh!", she shouted, jumping away from Todd and looking around wildly, "i find myself in that position way too much!...why on Earth was i...NO!".
Todd waved at Wanda and smiled.
"Mr Kermit huh, Poopsie"?, he asked, "is that my new nickname?".
"Noooooooo!", said Wanda, running off to find a suitable place to hide.
Seren finished off changing everyone back as Rogue was having trouble working her head around what had happened.
"Fer some reason, a'h feel cheap an' easy", she said, "why is that?".
"Because you are..like your mother", muttered Magneto under his breath.
Mystique had her hands wrapped across his throat in a matter of seconds.
"Why you.....".
Zaapppp!
Suddenly a three year old Mystique was attemtping to throttle a three-year old Magneto. Mystique blinked, got bored and toddled off, making car noises. Magento sat down and sighed, making a spoon float around his head.
"Sorry, they were REALLY getting on my ner....", Seren trailed off as she slumped to the floor, Rogue holding a bare hand to her face.
"That's what ya'll get fer changing me into a baby", said Rogue, "a'h just wish a'h knew what happened. Getting tiny flashbacks doesn't help".
"I'd say ask 'those who took care of us'", said Bobby, "but they appear to be...dead".
The various 'carers' had dropped off to sleep in various places in the room. Their duty done, they could finally sleep properly for the first time in almost 48 hours..nothing was going to wake them. Every now and again, Kitty would shudder and cry out 'babies' in her sleep....the others wondered if she was permenantely damaged.
"Now i'll never know why i smell of toilet water", said Jean, then blinked, "oh wait...now i do".
"I have a tape", said Jamie, who was more refreshed than the others, "we filmed you all at the end for.....personal gain".
"You're going to blackmail us?", asked Pryo, blinking.
"That is such a harsh word", said Jamie, "i prefer 'induced agreement'. Oh by the way, don't think about destroying the tape. Each one of us that went through the torture of looking after you has half a dozen each, all hidden. You will never find them all. NEVER! Whoaha ha ha ha ha!".
The others blinked and Jamie, who shrugged.
"Sorry, i'm very very tired", he said, "i'm going to bed. Here's ONE of the tapes..so you can see what we were up against".
Jamie tossed them a tape and walked off to his bedroom, and his nice soft bed.
Pietro stared at the tape.
"Well.....we might as well watch it while we wait for frog-boy to wake up", he said, "what harm could it be?".
"Eating you're own words now huh?", said Roberto as Pietro watched a younger version of himself dancing around with a flower hat on his head.
"I had forgotten what a loser you were when you were a kid, brother", said Wanda with a chuckle, walking off towards the kitchen.
"I love you Mr Kermit!".
Wanda stopped dead, her eyes wide. She slowly turned to see a baby version of herself hugging Todd's leg. The people in the room were starting to smile. Wanda made a dash for the TV.
"Stop it. Turn it off, turn it off!", she shouted despreately, leaping over the ottoman, missing the TV completely.
"Mr Kermit huh?", said Pietro with a chuckle, "ooooohhhh i can't WAIT for Toad to wake up!".
"Kill me. Kill me now!", said Wanda, putting her head in her hands.
Xavier watched this with a chuckle, glad that he had been locked up in the Cerebro room for most of the filming. He suddenly blinked as he got another flashback....had he REALLY done that to Kitty and Todd?...he shook his head, that couldn't have gone down well.
"Hey Mr Shiney Head, play with me!".
Xavier glanced down to see Magneto floating a few inches off the air. Along with the spoon, he now had a key ring, a pen and a toy train floating around him. Those weren't what Xavier were worried about though. It was the tool-kit that Storm had left lying around that was starting to inch towards him that made him nervous. Magento chuckled.
"Lookie what I found!", he said with a laugh.
"Help", said Xavier weakly as Magento advanced with the power tools.
Last chapter next time, any more ideas, i suggest you get them in now, 'cause i'm putting this baby (pardon the pun) to bed. Please review. Until next time...