HOW TO SEDUCE A STREET FIGHTER:DAN HIBIKI
***WARNING-VERY long chapter. But this one was rushed so I will improve on it when I have time ok!***
***Sentences beginning with "." are what Dan say. Sentences without these are said by me, the chibi nemesis***
Hello readers. I see you are all here to analyse another street fighter character. Well here it goes-
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"Hey chibi" Hey Mr Hibiki-what are you doing here? "I heard your writing to my loyal fans about how to seduce me." *The chibi one rolls her eye* yes I am "Well I'm here to supervise you" Oh ok *Dan comes over and sits at the computer* Ok readers.Dan is gonna tell you straight how exactly he likes to be wooed. *Dan smiles at Eli_kun's comments* "Awwwww I love Eli_kun!!!" ^____^ Ok readers-so for those of you who are interested in the pink one here are a couple of tips oh how to seduce him on a date. If you wanna go out with Dan he would prefer if you were: · A little wild-and are not easily embarrassed by his sudden outbursts · You are there as a shoulder to cry one (the guy needs a little emotional support, despite what he says). "And you must have huge titties" ^___^ THWAK "OWWWWWWW!" Mr Hibiki, if u want a girl your gonna have to be a bit more subtle "But I like the big breasted women!" Well ok-we'll put it a little more nicely · Dan also likes a shapely/curvy woman "But no fat chicks" MR HIBIKI! "......" Mr Hibiki, I'm surprised-I thought you were a sweet guy " I am-just no fat chicks." *Sigh.* Right, ok lets get straight onto the seducing. "YEAH" ^____^ When studying Dan's character I found he bares a similarity to Vega in certain respects. "WHAT?! Don't insult me by comparing me to that transvestite wannabe" Dan.please don't talk about my other client in that way. "Oh I see now-its because you like him isn't it? That's why you don't want me being nasty about him, well forget it nemesis, you know how narcissistic he is. You'll never get with him." Why do you think it's him I like? "Because when you were interviewing Vega, Balrog and Sagat last week I heard you were giggling like a schoolgirl and blushing. Its must be Vega because you said you didn't like Balrog because he calls you his "bitch". And it can't be Sagat because-well..uugghhhh-he killed my father!" So.doesn't mean I can't like him. "Chibi are you blushing?" (_^ O_O."NOOOO!" Anyway readers.(_~ Clothes: *cough* well lets say specification here is not really needed. ^___^ "Yeah baby! Keep it tight and revealing for me- I wanna see the goods! *chibi nemesis sweatdrops* Well as Dan has pointed out dressing like a prostitute will get you in his good books from the start. (Maybe because those are the only women who pay him attention (_^) "Hey nemesis-that's a little cold!" Sorry Dan-just couldn't resist (_^ "Well.if it weren't true.but even they say to me "not for all the money in the world" Awwww cheer up Dan-I'm sure there are plenty of guys.I mean girls out there who would love to date you. "Err wait-why did you say guys first???" (_- "Nemesis." I'm just saying there are some guys out there that like you too *In his best Austin powers voice * ."well I'm sorry I don't swing that way baby!" * Yeah well it's your own fault for wearing that pink gi. "WHATS WRONG WITH PINK?" Nothing at all Mr Hibiki-actually it brings out your cheekbones ^___^ But unfortunately when a man wears pink people tend to wonder about his sexuality. "Well that's stupid-what does what I look like have to do with what I'm like?" I know Mr Hibiki-its stupid, but unfortunately that's society for ya! Well anyway.now onto the date. "I can't believe you fancy Sagat, chibi.may I ask why?" Ummm. I dunno. I guess its because I feel I can connect with him, talk to him. We see eye to eye on a lot of things. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.*eye to eye* HAHAHAHA." (_*!!!! "Oh-sorry-don't hurt me!" and I never said I fancied him, I just like him ok! . Anyway- Places to go: the great thing about Dan.(^____^) Is that he's great to go shopping with. If you like shopping malls, and which girl doesn't?- Then that's the no.1 place to go on a date. He's very polite and will carry your bags for you. The other great thing about him is that he, unlike most of your mates, will be brutally honest about that outfit. If it looks disgraceful-he will tell you its disgraceful. And if he's humping your leg then the outfit looks great. "No kidding people-did that once. Got arrested for it too!" Yeah well Dan-you probably would not have gotten into to much trouble if you knew the woman. "I know I know-I would have thought my date would have found it funny. Instead she looked pissed off and we got into an argument about why I didn't hump her leg, then she stormed off!" (_O.okaaayyyy. Another place you could take him is a karaoke bar. But this is where your tolerance kicks in. to be honest he's an.atrocious singer. "Hey-I'm great!" And he's got an ego to match. (See where I make the Vega connection?) But he's still a lot of fun. ^____^ And if you wanna see just how bad he can get bring Blanka along-you'll have a great time. "Yeah Eli Kun-0_~ call us any time ^___^" If u wanna feed him take him to a traditional sushi bar. A quiet meal might reveal his personal side. Watch it though, make sure you bring a box of tissues along otherwise you'll have a wet patch on your shoulder and a new shade of green down the front of your outfit! "NEMESIS-!" Buying a gift: err.okayyyy.*sweat drops* "Let me take it from here nemesis" Ok "To the lovely ladies.I'm a really romantic guy and obviously being on a date with you IS the best present I could get. So what better than to dress that present up? (Or shall I say down?). Walk into my bedroom wearing your tiny undergarments, and let me "open my present and play with it. Hee hee." Oh dear lord. Sex: *chibi nemesis sweat drops* "YEAH BABY!!!" Err.ok.Mr Hibiki's- "Hey nemesis you don't have to keep calling me Hibiki-" What shall I call you then? "How about honey-or drop dead gorgeous, or Mr lover lover, or-" nevermind. Anyway-about sex. ^_________________________________________^ Uhggg, yeah, well.I'm pretty sure he'll be good in bed "Yaw damn right!" And a laugh. 0_0. "What?" Well as I have never had sex with Dan I dunno exactly how his personality is in the bedroom. Judging from my sessions here with him and observing him in social environments its safe to say he does do embarrassing things without really realising it. I am worried this may occur when he's getting "jiggy wit it". But then again I dunno, I mean, when it comes to sex people are pretty unpredictable, and who knows, Dan could be as serious in the bedroom as Akuma is on the battlefield. "Let me just assure you ladies that getting jiggy with the pink love God is certainly an experience you'll never forget SO HANG ON TIGHT BABY *shakes his fist rapidly in the air* COS' YOUR IN FOR THE RIDE OF A LIFETIME!!!!!" 0___________________________________________________________________________ __________~ So I take it Dan many people have ridden you then? "Ugghh.yeah." Because from what I gathered from my sessions and my observation from you is that you show signs of being a virgin. "WHAT? HOW CAN ASSUME OR PROVE SUCH THINGS?" Oh I dunno.the fact you perspire a lot when we talk about sex, the fact you stutter when you talk about sex, the fact you can't look me in the eye when you tell me about the woman you've had. The fact you thought a red lace g-string was something on a very posh guitar. You thought a vagina was a new make of parker pens. You assumed a clitoris was something you caught from standing out in the rain too long. You told me that an orgasm was those little jellyfish like creatures that float about underwater. "Ok ok so I don't know all your "posh words" for sex. (_-* But I have had sex.doesn't happen often but there was that one time." Dan, please don't feel I'm criticizing you there's nothing wrong with being a virgin, or not having sex often, after all I'm a virgin and I don't feel I've missed anything. "Chibi-you're the offspring of the nemesis I'm not surprised you've not had sex." (_* "Ok ok don't hurt me." Moving on. Married life-to be honest with you readers, the amusing image of Dan getting hitched to his wife-to-be in a Las Vegas shot gun wedding parlour springs to mind. Especially him dressed as a cowboy, hat an all. *LOL* (_^ but to be completely honest with you its not all good news here O_O "what do you mean nemesis" Shall I tell them the good or bad news first? "The bad.c'mon I wanna hear this! What could be bad about marrying me?" Ok people, the bad news is that Dan is a flirt. And given the chance he'll most probably run off with any bit of skirt that'll have him! "And the good news?" The good news is many "bits of skirt" WON'T have him so be safe assured that he'll come running back to you most likely with a freshly slapped cheek than kisses on his collar. -_-. But then again I could be wrong. Given the right woman Dan could become a helpless romantic and end up being your Romeo for life. (*Chibi nemesis is sure that's laughter she can here from the readers*) you see I really hate to put Dan down cos' he is a nice guy at heart but from reading what mischief he gets into and from my sessions with him he seems to be a bit of a klutz. But at least he's not a dangerous klutz. (Well, dangerous only to himself that is.) Yes, married life could be hard with Dan. Yes, many people find him annoying. And yes I would not rule out the possibility of stepping near a divorce house or a D.I.Y store to purchase a chainsaw while being married to him. But if you're an exceptional, not too serious kind of girl who likes to laugh AT people rather than with them, then maybe Dan is the bachelor for you. Who knows, you might surprise yourself. (_^ In any case I think Dan is a bit of alright so I'm sure someone else out there does too! "You really think so nemesis?" Yeah. "Ohhh baby.^_^ you may not be Chun-li.hell look at ya-you could scare bloody Akuma on a good day." (_-.Dan. "And sure your probably rubbish in bed being a virgin.damn that must suck- least I've had some." (_*!!!.AND YOU WONDER WHY YOU'RE SINGLE! "What was I gonna say?" S.T.A.R.S.... "No that's not it." *Chibi nemesis gets up and raises her arms, doing the whole scary nemesis thing, at which Dan jumps up, shakes his fist at her then realising he's never fought a nemesis B4 and decides he wants to save his pretty face for his future wife to be runs out the room, Chibi nemesis stomping after him.*
***WARNING-VERY long chapter. But this one was rushed so I will improve on it when I have time ok!***
***Sentences beginning with "." are what Dan say. Sentences without these are said by me, the chibi nemesis***
Hello readers. I see you are all here to analyse another street fighter character. Well here it goes-
click
"Hey chibi" Hey Mr Hibiki-what are you doing here? "I heard your writing to my loyal fans about how to seduce me." *The chibi one rolls her eye* yes I am "Well I'm here to supervise you" Oh ok *Dan comes over and sits at the computer* Ok readers.Dan is gonna tell you straight how exactly he likes to be wooed. *Dan smiles at Eli_kun's comments* "Awwwww I love Eli_kun!!!" ^____^ Ok readers-so for those of you who are interested in the pink one here are a couple of tips oh how to seduce him on a date. If you wanna go out with Dan he would prefer if you were: · A little wild-and are not easily embarrassed by his sudden outbursts · You are there as a shoulder to cry one (the guy needs a little emotional support, despite what he says). "And you must have huge titties" ^___^ THWAK "OWWWWWWW!" Mr Hibiki, if u want a girl your gonna have to be a bit more subtle "But I like the big breasted women!" Well ok-we'll put it a little more nicely · Dan also likes a shapely/curvy woman "But no fat chicks" MR HIBIKI! "......" Mr Hibiki, I'm surprised-I thought you were a sweet guy " I am-just no fat chicks." *Sigh.* Right, ok lets get straight onto the seducing. "YEAH" ^____^ When studying Dan's character I found he bares a similarity to Vega in certain respects. "WHAT?! Don't insult me by comparing me to that transvestite wannabe" Dan.please don't talk about my other client in that way. "Oh I see now-its because you like him isn't it? That's why you don't want me being nasty about him, well forget it nemesis, you know how narcissistic he is. You'll never get with him." Why do you think it's him I like? "Because when you were interviewing Vega, Balrog and Sagat last week I heard you were giggling like a schoolgirl and blushing. Its must be Vega because you said you didn't like Balrog because he calls you his "bitch". And it can't be Sagat because-well..uugghhhh-he killed my father!" So.doesn't mean I can't like him. "Chibi are you blushing?" (_^ O_O."NOOOO!" Anyway readers.(_~ Clothes: *cough* well lets say specification here is not really needed. ^___^ "Yeah baby! Keep it tight and revealing for me- I wanna see the goods! *chibi nemesis sweatdrops* Well as Dan has pointed out dressing like a prostitute will get you in his good books from the start. (Maybe because those are the only women who pay him attention (_^) "Hey nemesis-that's a little cold!" Sorry Dan-just couldn't resist (_^ "Well.if it weren't true.but even they say to me "not for all the money in the world" Awwww cheer up Dan-I'm sure there are plenty of guys.I mean girls out there who would love to date you. "Err wait-why did you say guys first???" (_- "Nemesis." I'm just saying there are some guys out there that like you too *In his best Austin powers voice * ."well I'm sorry I don't swing that way baby!" * Yeah well it's your own fault for wearing that pink gi. "WHATS WRONG WITH PINK?" Nothing at all Mr Hibiki-actually it brings out your cheekbones ^___^ But unfortunately when a man wears pink people tend to wonder about his sexuality. "Well that's stupid-what does what I look like have to do with what I'm like?" I know Mr Hibiki-its stupid, but unfortunately that's society for ya! Well anyway.now onto the date. "I can't believe you fancy Sagat, chibi.may I ask why?" Ummm. I dunno. I guess its because I feel I can connect with him, talk to him. We see eye to eye on a lot of things. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.*eye to eye* HAHAHAHA." (_*!!!! "Oh-sorry-don't hurt me!" and I never said I fancied him, I just like him ok! . Anyway- Places to go: the great thing about Dan.(^____^) Is that he's great to go shopping with. If you like shopping malls, and which girl doesn't?- Then that's the no.1 place to go on a date. He's very polite and will carry your bags for you. The other great thing about him is that he, unlike most of your mates, will be brutally honest about that outfit. If it looks disgraceful-he will tell you its disgraceful. And if he's humping your leg then the outfit looks great. "No kidding people-did that once. Got arrested for it too!" Yeah well Dan-you probably would not have gotten into to much trouble if you knew the woman. "I know I know-I would have thought my date would have found it funny. Instead she looked pissed off and we got into an argument about why I didn't hump her leg, then she stormed off!" (_O.okaaayyyy. Another place you could take him is a karaoke bar. But this is where your tolerance kicks in. to be honest he's an.atrocious singer. "Hey-I'm great!" And he's got an ego to match. (See where I make the Vega connection?) But he's still a lot of fun. ^____^ And if you wanna see just how bad he can get bring Blanka along-you'll have a great time. "Yeah Eli Kun-0_~ call us any time ^___^" If u wanna feed him take him to a traditional sushi bar. A quiet meal might reveal his personal side. Watch it though, make sure you bring a box of tissues along otherwise you'll have a wet patch on your shoulder and a new shade of green down the front of your outfit! "NEMESIS-!" Buying a gift: err.okayyyy.*sweat drops* "Let me take it from here nemesis" Ok "To the lovely ladies.I'm a really romantic guy and obviously being on a date with you IS the best present I could get. So what better than to dress that present up? (Or shall I say down?). Walk into my bedroom wearing your tiny undergarments, and let me "open my present and play with it. Hee hee." Oh dear lord. Sex: *chibi nemesis sweat drops* "YEAH BABY!!!" Err.ok.Mr Hibiki's- "Hey nemesis you don't have to keep calling me Hibiki-" What shall I call you then? "How about honey-or drop dead gorgeous, or Mr lover lover, or-" nevermind. Anyway-about sex. ^_________________________________________^ Uhggg, yeah, well.I'm pretty sure he'll be good in bed "Yaw damn right!" And a laugh. 0_0. "What?" Well as I have never had sex with Dan I dunno exactly how his personality is in the bedroom. Judging from my sessions here with him and observing him in social environments its safe to say he does do embarrassing things without really realising it. I am worried this may occur when he's getting "jiggy wit it". But then again I dunno, I mean, when it comes to sex people are pretty unpredictable, and who knows, Dan could be as serious in the bedroom as Akuma is on the battlefield. "Let me just assure you ladies that getting jiggy with the pink love God is certainly an experience you'll never forget SO HANG ON TIGHT BABY *shakes his fist rapidly in the air* COS' YOUR IN FOR THE RIDE OF A LIFETIME!!!!!" 0___________________________________________________________________________ __________~ So I take it Dan many people have ridden you then? "Ugghh.yeah." Because from what I gathered from my sessions and my observation from you is that you show signs of being a virgin. "WHAT? HOW CAN ASSUME OR PROVE SUCH THINGS?" Oh I dunno.the fact you perspire a lot when we talk about sex, the fact you stutter when you talk about sex, the fact you can't look me in the eye when you tell me about the woman you've had. The fact you thought a red lace g-string was something on a very posh guitar. You thought a vagina was a new make of parker pens. You assumed a clitoris was something you caught from standing out in the rain too long. You told me that an orgasm was those little jellyfish like creatures that float about underwater. "Ok ok so I don't know all your "posh words" for sex. (_-* But I have had sex.doesn't happen often but there was that one time." Dan, please don't feel I'm criticizing you there's nothing wrong with being a virgin, or not having sex often, after all I'm a virgin and I don't feel I've missed anything. "Chibi-you're the offspring of the nemesis I'm not surprised you've not had sex." (_* "Ok ok don't hurt me." Moving on. Married life-to be honest with you readers, the amusing image of Dan getting hitched to his wife-to-be in a Las Vegas shot gun wedding parlour springs to mind. Especially him dressed as a cowboy, hat an all. *LOL* (_^ but to be completely honest with you its not all good news here O_O "what do you mean nemesis" Shall I tell them the good or bad news first? "The bad.c'mon I wanna hear this! What could be bad about marrying me?" Ok people, the bad news is that Dan is a flirt. And given the chance he'll most probably run off with any bit of skirt that'll have him! "And the good news?" The good news is many "bits of skirt" WON'T have him so be safe assured that he'll come running back to you most likely with a freshly slapped cheek than kisses on his collar. -_-. But then again I could be wrong. Given the right woman Dan could become a helpless romantic and end up being your Romeo for life. (*Chibi nemesis is sure that's laughter she can here from the readers*) you see I really hate to put Dan down cos' he is a nice guy at heart but from reading what mischief he gets into and from my sessions with him he seems to be a bit of a klutz. But at least he's not a dangerous klutz. (Well, dangerous only to himself that is.) Yes, married life could be hard with Dan. Yes, many people find him annoying. And yes I would not rule out the possibility of stepping near a divorce house or a D.I.Y store to purchase a chainsaw while being married to him. But if you're an exceptional, not too serious kind of girl who likes to laugh AT people rather than with them, then maybe Dan is the bachelor for you. Who knows, you might surprise yourself. (_^ In any case I think Dan is a bit of alright so I'm sure someone else out there does too! "You really think so nemesis?" Yeah. "Ohhh baby.^_^ you may not be Chun-li.hell look at ya-you could scare bloody Akuma on a good day." (_-.Dan. "And sure your probably rubbish in bed being a virgin.damn that must suck- least I've had some." (_*!!!.AND YOU WONDER WHY YOU'RE SINGLE! "What was I gonna say?" S.T.A.R.S.... "No that's not it." *Chibi nemesis gets up and raises her arms, doing the whole scary nemesis thing, at which Dan jumps up, shakes his fist at her then realising he's never fought a nemesis B4 and decides he wants to save his pretty face for his future wife to be runs out the room, Chibi nemesis stomping after him.*