Chapter 6
Snake can be heard snoring loudly because of the tranquilizer round that can supposedly take down an elephant.
Raiden: Geez, I cant hear the damn TV!
Fortune (looking up from a Glamour magazine): Suck it up. Quit bitching about everything and do something for a change.
Raiden: You're right!
Raiden enters his room and is wearing his brown-hair wig (the one that gives him unlimited ammo) and a USP.
Raiden: (To himself) You've made fun of me for the last time. . . Time to die, Snake!
Raiden enters Snake's room and the sound of someone getting thrown on the ground can be heard. Then inaudible words can almost be heard. A high- pitched shrill is heard, then a gunshot. Snake emerges from his room, holding Raiden's USP.
Snake: Who put him up to it?
Olga/Fortune/Otacon: . . .
Raiden stumbles out of Snakes room, somewhat laughing.
Raiden: I came prepared this time! (Raiden holds up his shirt and his body- armor can be seen.)
Snake: I'll aim for the head this time!
Otacon, being the quick thinker that he is, had the Hamtaro theme song bookmarked on his start menu. The song starts to play and Otacon turns up the volume. A calming look can be seen on Snakes face and he drops the USP. Raiden lets out a sigh of relief.
Snake: SHUT UP! (Snake throws a roundhouse punch and Raiden is knocked out) Hah hah.
The song ends and Snake walks into the kitchen and grabs a fourty-ouncer.
Olga: We need to do more stuff, you know. We should get out.
Snake: Where should we go?
Otacon: There's a new PC shop around the corner. I hear they sell porn games too.
Fortune: Don't you just order those online?
Otacon: Well, actually I do. Olga just said that we should get out more.
Suddenly a knock on the door and Otacon goes to get it.
Otacon: Oh hi Rose.
Rose: Hi! I just wanted to know if you guys were up to going to a movie.
Otacon: Yeah sure. Come in, we should be ready pretty fast.
Rose (looking at Raiden): What happened?
Snake: Oh nothing. Just give me a sec.
Snake pulls out the coolant spray and starts to spray Raiden on the face. His face gets soaked fast and Raiden jumps to his feet. Snake continues to spray him.
Raiden: Damn it Snake! Knock it off!
Snake smacks Raiden in the head.
Snake: Don't you EVER raise your voice to me again! . . . Give me a sec to finish my beer and we'll be on our way.
Snake downs three-fourths of his fourty-ouncer in about three seconds. Then he goes back into the kitchen and grabs another.
Snake (to Rose): Think you can smuggle this in your purse?
Rose: Sure.
Snake (reaching into pants): Think you can smuggle this in your-
Rose slaps Snake.
Snake: What? Was it something I said?
Snake can be heard snoring loudly because of the tranquilizer round that can supposedly take down an elephant.
Raiden: Geez, I cant hear the damn TV!
Fortune (looking up from a Glamour magazine): Suck it up. Quit bitching about everything and do something for a change.
Raiden: You're right!
Raiden enters his room and is wearing his brown-hair wig (the one that gives him unlimited ammo) and a USP.
Raiden: (To himself) You've made fun of me for the last time. . . Time to die, Snake!
Raiden enters Snake's room and the sound of someone getting thrown on the ground can be heard. Then inaudible words can almost be heard. A high- pitched shrill is heard, then a gunshot. Snake emerges from his room, holding Raiden's USP.
Snake: Who put him up to it?
Olga/Fortune/Otacon: . . .
Raiden stumbles out of Snakes room, somewhat laughing.
Raiden: I came prepared this time! (Raiden holds up his shirt and his body- armor can be seen.)
Snake: I'll aim for the head this time!
Otacon, being the quick thinker that he is, had the Hamtaro theme song bookmarked on his start menu. The song starts to play and Otacon turns up the volume. A calming look can be seen on Snakes face and he drops the USP. Raiden lets out a sigh of relief.
Snake: SHUT UP! (Snake throws a roundhouse punch and Raiden is knocked out) Hah hah.
The song ends and Snake walks into the kitchen and grabs a fourty-ouncer.
Olga: We need to do more stuff, you know. We should get out.
Snake: Where should we go?
Otacon: There's a new PC shop around the corner. I hear they sell porn games too.
Fortune: Don't you just order those online?
Otacon: Well, actually I do. Olga just said that we should get out more.
Suddenly a knock on the door and Otacon goes to get it.
Otacon: Oh hi Rose.
Rose: Hi! I just wanted to know if you guys were up to going to a movie.
Otacon: Yeah sure. Come in, we should be ready pretty fast.
Rose (looking at Raiden): What happened?
Snake: Oh nothing. Just give me a sec.
Snake pulls out the coolant spray and starts to spray Raiden on the face. His face gets soaked fast and Raiden jumps to his feet. Snake continues to spray him.
Raiden: Damn it Snake! Knock it off!
Snake smacks Raiden in the head.
Snake: Don't you EVER raise your voice to me again! . . . Give me a sec to finish my beer and we'll be on our way.
Snake downs three-fourths of his fourty-ouncer in about three seconds. Then he goes back into the kitchen and grabs another.
Snake (to Rose): Think you can smuggle this in your purse?
Rose: Sure.
Snake (reaching into pants): Think you can smuggle this in your-
Rose slaps Snake.
Snake: What? Was it something I said?