Babysitter Blues! Chapter One

Disclaimer: I do not own FF8, Squall, Squall's underwear…well you get the idea.

It's me, Starr and I'm here to bring you another insane plot that takes place before my first FF8 fic. OK let's start

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At Balamb Garden, Zell and Seifer are arguing on who's the bravest and strongest and blah. Zell is being called a ChickenWuss and Seifer is being pulled in the hair. O_o Meanwhile, a laser that came from far away hits Squall's dorm and a flash of light appears. Zell and Seifer decided to check it out.

"What was that flash?" asked Zell

*Gasp* "ChickenWuss actually said something smart! Otherwise, let's check it out", said Seifer

So the two went in Squall's dorm to find…

"SQUALL WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?" yelled Zell

"Goo…Goo…Oooh… Oooh…" said Squall

"Squall is a…baby!" said Zell

"No shit sherlock, but now that Squall is a baby…he is now inferior to me! Muhuahahahahaha!" said Seifer

"I'm hungry, I want hot dogs!"

"Shut up, can't you see I'm enjoying the fact that Squall is a big stinky, dirty, pooping baby? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Seifer laughed.

"I want hot dogs"

"…"

"Maybe we should try to get Squall back to normal…"

"What!? No way!" said Seifer "I actually get to torture him easier as a baby!"

Squall crawled to Seifer and says "Mo…Mo…"

Seifer said "Is he gonna call me mommy?"

Squall is about to say his baby words thing, "Mo…Moron"

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE CALLED YOU MORON!" exclaimed Zell

"SHUT UP CHICKEN WUSS!" yelled Seifer as he picked up Squall to squeeze him. "DIE YOU WORTHLESS BRAT!" said Seifer as he proceeds to do so, but Squall pooped in his diapers causing Seifer to drop him.

"OH F*CK HE SMELLS LIKE COW CRAP!" yelled Seifer as he sticks his head out the window. "Ah…sweet air"

"WHO'S GONNA CHANGE HIM?" asked Zell

"NO CHANCE IN HELL I'M GONNA CHANGE THAT DIAPER! YOU DO IT!" replied Seifer

"NO! YOU!"

"YOU!"

"YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU!"

And the arguing continues…sorry must end the chapter here right now.

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Will Seifer and Zell change Squall back to normal? Will they stop fighting? Who's going to change the diapers? Find out next chapter…