Babysitter Blues

by Amaryllisa

Squall gets turned into a baby, and it's up to Zell and Seifer to change him back. But will they handle Baby Squall until then? Will they find who fired the laser?

2. HELP!

Babysitter Blues! Chapter 2

Disclaimer: I do NOT own FF8 or even my brother's PS2, got that?

Yeah, so it's me…Starr (also known as Beej) the Sorceress of Yang! No time for dumb comic prologues…on with chapter 2! XP

~*~ Chapter 2 ~*~

"YOU CHANGE HIM!" yelled Zell

"YOU DO IT!" yelled Seifer

"YOU"

"YOU"

Then Squall starts crying even louder, Zell and Seifer stopped fighting and think of something to shut the cute baby up.

"Zell get Selphie in here! Maybe she can change this stinky baby!" said Seifer

"Yeah, Yeah…"

With that, Zell came back with Selphie on his shoulder in a flash.

"HEY! Put me down hot dog boy! What is the big idea?" said Selphie

"Selphie, can you help us with a small problem?" asked Zell

"What?"

"Change this stupid diaper please?"

*Then you hear screaming from the dorm*

"Why do I have to do it?" asked Selphie, shocked

"Because you're a girl, you know about these things", said Seifer

"Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I change stinky diapers"

Then Squall cried even louder.

"Selphie!" yelled Seifer and Zell

"ALIRGHT I'LL HELP! I better gain something from this -_-;" said Selphie

So Selphie changed Squall's diaper and cleaned him up. Talk about yucky job…

"So who is this kawaii baby?" asked Selphie

"That's…Squall", said Seifer

"What!? How did he change into a baby?"

"How are WE supposed to know? We saw a flash from his dorm, checked out and found him in stinky diapers." Explained Seifer

Squall cried again…

Squall: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

"*Groan* Now what?" said Seifer

Selphie thinks for a second and said, "Maybe Squally is hungry!"

Seifer and Zell: "Squally?"

"Just get him some food!" ordered Selphie

So Zell got Squall some hot dogs…

"HOT DOGS? ZELL HE'S A BABY, HE CAN'T EAT WHOLE HOT DOGS!"

"But he'll be a grown up again anyway! Hot Dogs are health food ^^" said Zell as he fed him a whole hot dog. But as he does so, Squall grabbed the hot dog and stuck it up Zell's nose.

"GAACK! Can't…breathe…must get…*ends up sucking the hot dog in through his nose* "

*Squall points and laughs at Zell*

"Why you…." Said Zell as he goes to hurt Squall

"Don't you dare hurt the baby, you ought to be ashamed of yourself!" said Selphie

*Zell and Seifer groans*

"So how do we get him back to normal?" asked Seifer and Zell

"Umm I don't know, Quisty is the smart one…",said Selphie

To be continued…

I know, the fic stinks but hey, I'm only a first timer.