Kathleen Rose woke up to silk sheets and the first rays of sunlight
gracing her face. She blinked sleepily and looked at her surroundings
closer. She was about to go back to sleep when she suddenly realized this
wasn't her room. Her eyes flew open and she held her breath as she turned
around to see a sleeping, shirtless Duo beside her. She drew a sharp
breath.
"There's two going through my head right now," she whispered to herself, "I'm in bed with a shirtless anime guy and I'm in bed with a shirtless anime guy!"
"You do know you're talking out-loud, right?" She looks down to see Duo beautiful violet eyes staring up at her. He smiled slightly and begins to sit up as she rolls off the bed and runs toward the door. She happens to look down and her eyes go wide. She's wearing only a silk, crimson nightgown. She promptly screams and runs out the door, leaving a chuckling Duo behind, who is too tired to leave the nice warm bed.
As Kathleen's running she nearly crashes into an incoherent Wufei. He doesn't notice and walks into another room, hugging his coffee cup. She stumbles on, eventually falling down a flight of stairs. She realizes she's hurt and laughs insanely. She looks up to see Heero leaning against the wall, an eyebrow cocked.
*
Meanwhile, Shade Shavaya (Shay) has had a similar fate. She woke up groggily, snuggled close to a sleeping Trowa. She halfway sat up, preparing to run, then realized it took to much movement and cuddled Trowa closer. A knock sounded on the door and Trowa sighed.
"Go away, Quatre! I don't like breakfast! It's evil, it's hurts me so." He said all of this without once opening his eyes. Shay shrugged and closed her eyes. The knock came again louder and Trowa jumped out of bed and headed toward the door. He'd kick Quatre's puny.He opened the door to see Duo, leaning against the doorframe smiling.
"Good morning, Trowa." He said, chuckling, "Sleep well?" Trowa gave a half growl and slammed the door. Duo left smiling; he'd done his job.
* Heero and Kathleen walked into the kitchen, Kathleen's sprained arm in a sling. Heero sat down beside Wufei, who was starring blankly at the table, sipping on the half-full coffee cup. Kathleen glanced at the cup, which had in black letters, 'mornings dishonor me'. Quatre was whistling by the stove, flipping pancakes. Duo came in smiling to himself and winked at Kathleen, whose eyes got big.
Trowa and Shay came in, groggily. Shay was in a simple black set of pants and a sleeveless shirt while Trowa had a navy blue robe draped loosely around him, no shirt on and long pants. He was glaring at Duo, death in his eyes.
"What happened to you?" Shay asked her friend, rubbing her eyes. Kathleen looked at her with a weird expression. She was acting like this was normal, she thought, We are suppose to be in Arkansas, in school, NOT with five anime guys.. Note: they are really HOT anime guys. Stop that Kathleen! You're supposed to be on EARTH!
"Uh, Kathleen, are you the walking dead here?"
"No, I uh.stairs don't like me."
"Yeah," Heero said, "She almost killed herself. That's MY job."
"How many pancakes?" Everyone turns to Quatre and he shrinks under their death glares, "Just thought you might be hungry."
"Three please," Duo piped up. Quatre put six in front of him and Duo eat without complaint. Shay sits down, too tired to stand and Trowa follows suit. The movement woke Wufei from his stare and he looked up at Shay.
"Who are you?" Shay started to answer and then stopped.
"I don't know." Kathleen slapped her own forehead, with her bad arm. She winced and clutched her arm. "Good job, stupid. I'm Shay! And that's Kathleen, but just call her Kathy."
"Kathy?" Duo said, between bites, "Okay." Kathleen glared, first at Shay, then at Duo. She grabbed Heero's gun and pointed it at Duo.
"DON'T EVER CALL ME KATHY! YOU WILL DIE!" Duo blinked.
"Okay then."
"This is a girl after my own heart," Heero said smiling. She turned the gun on Heero.
"Oh wait, I like you." She hands the gun back and he takes it hastily. She sits down calmly and smiles. "One pancake please." Shay shakes her head and leans on Trowa.
Quatre gives her a pancake, warily and then asks in a chipper voice, "Anyone else?"
"I prefer French Toast thank you very much," Wufei said in a dignified tone and turns back to his coffee.
"I knew you would!" Quatre said and hands him French Toast. Wufei mutters inappropriate words at Quatre, but eats anyway. "Heero? Trowa? Um, you?"
"My name is Shay, thank you, and maybe one."
"Food distracts me," Heero said at the same time as Trowa said, "Food hates me." Quatre shrugged set a pancake in front of Shay, and got one for himself before sitting down.
"Um, so how'd we get here?" Kathleen asked.
"A wizard stole us," Shay said, her head nearly buried in Trowa's shoulder.
"Somehow, I don't believe you," Kathleen said and turned to Duo, "Duo, do you know how I ended up in YOUR bed, with pajamas I didn't know I HAD!" she pauses and then quietly said, "Not that it bothers me."
Duo smiled and said, "I don't know, but we've been wishing you'd come. You're our favorite TV characters." Shay snapped up and the two girls starred at each other.
"You're favorite WHAT?" chorused the girls.
"TV characters," Quatre said again, "Me and Wufei don't watch it much, but they do."
"But.but," Kathleen stuttered, "That doesn't make sense! It's impossible, illogical, it doesn't make sense! It's uh, no!"
"Your favorite?" Shay said.
"No!" Kathleen still protested, "Your cartoon characters! Our favorites, yes, but that's besides the point. We can't be TV stars! We, we, we just ca-"
"Wanna see an episode I taped of last Friday?" Duo said, smiling at her.
"Your favorite?" Shay said again and Trowa smiled and nodded.
"An episode?" She melts under Duo's gaze, "I, uh, yes." Duo grabs her by her good arm and pulls her into the living-room, followed by all the others, except Wufei, whose sleeping with his head in the middle of his French Toast, still cradling the coffee cup.
Trowa and Shay collapse on the loveseat, wrapped in each other's arms. Duo sets Kathleen by Heero on the couch as he fixes the tape. Quatre sat in his recliner. When Duo got the tape in he sat on the other side of Kathleen, who was by now, blushing madly.
The tape turned on and both girls stared. It appeared to be an episode of something like Friends, only with the girl as main characters.
Three girls-Shay, Kathleen, and one of their friends were singing Karoake.
Kathleen covered her face with her hands, why did she let her friends talk her into stuff like that? Shay, now thoroughly awake, started singing with the tape. Heero and Duo patted Kathleen on the back, trying not to laugh. Trowa was watching Shay do a little dance in the loveseat, wondering how she did it. Looking over she smiled, and slowed down, showing him how, he nodded and began following her movements slowly getting faster.
"Turn.it off.please????" Kathleen whimpered her face flushed with embarrassment.
"NO!" Shay yelled singing along, and dancing in-sink with Trowa, but Duo turned it off, smiling down at Kathleen, who turned as red as her nightgown.
"Am I really your favorite?" Shay said, leaning into Trowa.
"Oh course, why do you think you ended up in MY bed?" Kathleen looks at Duo with a startled look as he slightly blushes. At the point both girls nod at each other and got up to do a victory dance. They quickly realized where the were and too embarrassed ran out of the room. And nearly ran into a mirror. Both girls squeak at their reflections.
Both were skinny and tall, Shay a little taller. Shay's hair was long and black and pulled up into a hasty bun. Her eyes were navy blue and her skin slightly white. Kathleen's hair was auburn, following down about her shoulders. Her eyes were green and her skin even paler Shay's. Kathleen runs back to Heero, who was the closest to the door and pulls up her dress halfway and puts her leg into his lap.
"Lookie! I have long, SKINNY legs!" He looks up at her.
"Definitely a girl after my own heart." Duo loses his smile and slouches.
"She doesn't love me." Kathleen runs up and hugs Duo.
"I'm sorry! Heero was just closer!" She suddenly realizes that Duo's arms are around her waist. "Look! I'm skinny too!" She smiles and then realizes another thing, she's in Duo's arms. She squeaks and puts her hand on his bare chest, pushing away and tripping over the coffee table. Wufei walks by, syrup dripping from his face and steps over her, heading toward the shower, cup in hand.
Shay walks back calmly. "I always knew I looked like that." Kathleen glares at her. She smiles sweetly, not watching where she's going and trips over Kathleen, hitting her bad arm. Both girls cry out in pain. The four boys look down at the mess of magazines, wood, and girls. Trowa sighs and picks Shay up out of the mess.
"Hey! What about me!" Kathleen said from the floor. Heero nudges her with his foot.
"She's okay." Duo picks her up and wraps his arms around her, both glaring at Heero. Quatre has picked up a book during all of this, and surprisingly is reading through all the crashes.
Shay looks over and sees the bathroom door open. One of Wufei's hands, visible in the mirror is holding the coffee cup out of the shower. The shower turns off, the arm leaves, the arm comes back and the shower goes on. Shay turns to Trowa, about to say something.
"He does it every morning, don't worry," He answered her unspoken question. Duo and Kathleen are STILL glaring at Heero. Shay gives up and cuddles Trowa.
"We still haven't figured out how we got here," Kathleen said, eyes never leaving Heero, who was by now squirming.
"Of, that's easy," Shay said, her eyes closed, " Both the Gundam Wing boys and us wished to be here at the same time, thus bringing us into their reality through the technical details of magic, which I won't get into." Everyone starred at the girl who they thought had been a ditz, except Trowa of course.
"You didn't take your medicine, did you?" Kathleen asked.
"No, no. As I said before, a wizard stole it."
"Is that normal?" Heero asked. Kathleen glared at him even more and said, "Yes, except for those rare times when she has a burst of genius."
Wufei came out of the bathroom, dressed, his hair looking normal, but they knew it was wet.
"So THAT'S why your hairs always so shiny!" Shay said. Wufei just looked at her, blankly for a minute, then his eyes widened and he said, "Java Java Java" and lifted the coffee cup to his mouth to find it was empty. He said another few choice words, followed by, "Injustice! Dishonor!". Then he threw the cup against the wall. Quatre moved his head slowly to the side, still reading his book and the cup hit where his head had been.
Wufei ran into the kitchen and jerked open the cabinet to find a various amount of coffee cups. He grabbed one that said, 'Java give me honor, honor gives me fight.', and overfilled it with almost cold coffee. He downed it in the space of a minute.
"You should probably get dressed," Quatre said. Trowa, Duo and the girls all said, "Awww.", but went to dress anyway.
"Thank you for the advice, mother," Heero said as he stalked off and then tripped over the overturned coffee table. Kathleen poked him on the way out with her foot. "Oh, he's okay," she said as she left, smiling.
Authors notes: Hey, this is co-written with Shay, go check her out, um, yeah, we don't own the g-boys, though we sorely wish we did. Right then, review and tell us what you think of this and what category it should be in, course we're not to sure. Right. Okay I'm done, if you like tell us weather you liked it or not. ^_^ Bye
Kathleen/Shay
"There's two going through my head right now," she whispered to herself, "I'm in bed with a shirtless anime guy and I'm in bed with a shirtless anime guy!"
"You do know you're talking out-loud, right?" She looks down to see Duo beautiful violet eyes staring up at her. He smiled slightly and begins to sit up as she rolls off the bed and runs toward the door. She happens to look down and her eyes go wide. She's wearing only a silk, crimson nightgown. She promptly screams and runs out the door, leaving a chuckling Duo behind, who is too tired to leave the nice warm bed.
As Kathleen's running she nearly crashes into an incoherent Wufei. He doesn't notice and walks into another room, hugging his coffee cup. She stumbles on, eventually falling down a flight of stairs. She realizes she's hurt and laughs insanely. She looks up to see Heero leaning against the wall, an eyebrow cocked.
*
Meanwhile, Shade Shavaya (Shay) has had a similar fate. She woke up groggily, snuggled close to a sleeping Trowa. She halfway sat up, preparing to run, then realized it took to much movement and cuddled Trowa closer. A knock sounded on the door and Trowa sighed.
"Go away, Quatre! I don't like breakfast! It's evil, it's hurts me so." He said all of this without once opening his eyes. Shay shrugged and closed her eyes. The knock came again louder and Trowa jumped out of bed and headed toward the door. He'd kick Quatre's puny.He opened the door to see Duo, leaning against the doorframe smiling.
"Good morning, Trowa." He said, chuckling, "Sleep well?" Trowa gave a half growl and slammed the door. Duo left smiling; he'd done his job.
* Heero and Kathleen walked into the kitchen, Kathleen's sprained arm in a sling. Heero sat down beside Wufei, who was starring blankly at the table, sipping on the half-full coffee cup. Kathleen glanced at the cup, which had in black letters, 'mornings dishonor me'. Quatre was whistling by the stove, flipping pancakes. Duo came in smiling to himself and winked at Kathleen, whose eyes got big.
Trowa and Shay came in, groggily. Shay was in a simple black set of pants and a sleeveless shirt while Trowa had a navy blue robe draped loosely around him, no shirt on and long pants. He was glaring at Duo, death in his eyes.
"What happened to you?" Shay asked her friend, rubbing her eyes. Kathleen looked at her with a weird expression. She was acting like this was normal, she thought, We are suppose to be in Arkansas, in school, NOT with five anime guys.. Note: they are really HOT anime guys. Stop that Kathleen! You're supposed to be on EARTH!
"Uh, Kathleen, are you the walking dead here?"
"No, I uh.stairs don't like me."
"Yeah," Heero said, "She almost killed herself. That's MY job."
"How many pancakes?" Everyone turns to Quatre and he shrinks under their death glares, "Just thought you might be hungry."
"Three please," Duo piped up. Quatre put six in front of him and Duo eat without complaint. Shay sits down, too tired to stand and Trowa follows suit. The movement woke Wufei from his stare and he looked up at Shay.
"Who are you?" Shay started to answer and then stopped.
"I don't know." Kathleen slapped her own forehead, with her bad arm. She winced and clutched her arm. "Good job, stupid. I'm Shay! And that's Kathleen, but just call her Kathy."
"Kathy?" Duo said, between bites, "Okay." Kathleen glared, first at Shay, then at Duo. She grabbed Heero's gun and pointed it at Duo.
"DON'T EVER CALL ME KATHY! YOU WILL DIE!" Duo blinked.
"Okay then."
"This is a girl after my own heart," Heero said smiling. She turned the gun on Heero.
"Oh wait, I like you." She hands the gun back and he takes it hastily. She sits down calmly and smiles. "One pancake please." Shay shakes her head and leans on Trowa.
Quatre gives her a pancake, warily and then asks in a chipper voice, "Anyone else?"
"I prefer French Toast thank you very much," Wufei said in a dignified tone and turns back to his coffee.
"I knew you would!" Quatre said and hands him French Toast. Wufei mutters inappropriate words at Quatre, but eats anyway. "Heero? Trowa? Um, you?"
"My name is Shay, thank you, and maybe one."
"Food distracts me," Heero said at the same time as Trowa said, "Food hates me." Quatre shrugged set a pancake in front of Shay, and got one for himself before sitting down.
"Um, so how'd we get here?" Kathleen asked.
"A wizard stole us," Shay said, her head nearly buried in Trowa's shoulder.
"Somehow, I don't believe you," Kathleen said and turned to Duo, "Duo, do you know how I ended up in YOUR bed, with pajamas I didn't know I HAD!" she pauses and then quietly said, "Not that it bothers me."
Duo smiled and said, "I don't know, but we've been wishing you'd come. You're our favorite TV characters." Shay snapped up and the two girls starred at each other.
"You're favorite WHAT?" chorused the girls.
"TV characters," Quatre said again, "Me and Wufei don't watch it much, but they do."
"But.but," Kathleen stuttered, "That doesn't make sense! It's impossible, illogical, it doesn't make sense! It's uh, no!"
"Your favorite?" Shay said.
"No!" Kathleen still protested, "Your cartoon characters! Our favorites, yes, but that's besides the point. We can't be TV stars! We, we, we just ca-"
"Wanna see an episode I taped of last Friday?" Duo said, smiling at her.
"Your favorite?" Shay said again and Trowa smiled and nodded.
"An episode?" She melts under Duo's gaze, "I, uh, yes." Duo grabs her by her good arm and pulls her into the living-room, followed by all the others, except Wufei, whose sleeping with his head in the middle of his French Toast, still cradling the coffee cup.
Trowa and Shay collapse on the loveseat, wrapped in each other's arms. Duo sets Kathleen by Heero on the couch as he fixes the tape. Quatre sat in his recliner. When Duo got the tape in he sat on the other side of Kathleen, who was by now, blushing madly.
The tape turned on and both girls stared. It appeared to be an episode of something like Friends, only with the girl as main characters.
Three girls-Shay, Kathleen, and one of their friends were singing Karoake.
Kathleen covered her face with her hands, why did she let her friends talk her into stuff like that? Shay, now thoroughly awake, started singing with the tape. Heero and Duo patted Kathleen on the back, trying not to laugh. Trowa was watching Shay do a little dance in the loveseat, wondering how she did it. Looking over she smiled, and slowed down, showing him how, he nodded and began following her movements slowly getting faster.
"Turn.it off.please????" Kathleen whimpered her face flushed with embarrassment.
"NO!" Shay yelled singing along, and dancing in-sink with Trowa, but Duo turned it off, smiling down at Kathleen, who turned as red as her nightgown.
"Am I really your favorite?" Shay said, leaning into Trowa.
"Oh course, why do you think you ended up in MY bed?" Kathleen looks at Duo with a startled look as he slightly blushes. At the point both girls nod at each other and got up to do a victory dance. They quickly realized where the were and too embarrassed ran out of the room. And nearly ran into a mirror. Both girls squeak at their reflections.
Both were skinny and tall, Shay a little taller. Shay's hair was long and black and pulled up into a hasty bun. Her eyes were navy blue and her skin slightly white. Kathleen's hair was auburn, following down about her shoulders. Her eyes were green and her skin even paler Shay's. Kathleen runs back to Heero, who was the closest to the door and pulls up her dress halfway and puts her leg into his lap.
"Lookie! I have long, SKINNY legs!" He looks up at her.
"Definitely a girl after my own heart." Duo loses his smile and slouches.
"She doesn't love me." Kathleen runs up and hugs Duo.
"I'm sorry! Heero was just closer!" She suddenly realizes that Duo's arms are around her waist. "Look! I'm skinny too!" She smiles and then realizes another thing, she's in Duo's arms. She squeaks and puts her hand on his bare chest, pushing away and tripping over the coffee table. Wufei walks by, syrup dripping from his face and steps over her, heading toward the shower, cup in hand.
Shay walks back calmly. "I always knew I looked like that." Kathleen glares at her. She smiles sweetly, not watching where she's going and trips over Kathleen, hitting her bad arm. Both girls cry out in pain. The four boys look down at the mess of magazines, wood, and girls. Trowa sighs and picks Shay up out of the mess.
"Hey! What about me!" Kathleen said from the floor. Heero nudges her with his foot.
"She's okay." Duo picks her up and wraps his arms around her, both glaring at Heero. Quatre has picked up a book during all of this, and surprisingly is reading through all the crashes.
Shay looks over and sees the bathroom door open. One of Wufei's hands, visible in the mirror is holding the coffee cup out of the shower. The shower turns off, the arm leaves, the arm comes back and the shower goes on. Shay turns to Trowa, about to say something.
"He does it every morning, don't worry," He answered her unspoken question. Duo and Kathleen are STILL glaring at Heero. Shay gives up and cuddles Trowa.
"We still haven't figured out how we got here," Kathleen said, eyes never leaving Heero, who was by now squirming.
"Of, that's easy," Shay said, her eyes closed, " Both the Gundam Wing boys and us wished to be here at the same time, thus bringing us into their reality through the technical details of magic, which I won't get into." Everyone starred at the girl who they thought had been a ditz, except Trowa of course.
"You didn't take your medicine, did you?" Kathleen asked.
"No, no. As I said before, a wizard stole it."
"Is that normal?" Heero asked. Kathleen glared at him even more and said, "Yes, except for those rare times when she has a burst of genius."
Wufei came out of the bathroom, dressed, his hair looking normal, but they knew it was wet.
"So THAT'S why your hairs always so shiny!" Shay said. Wufei just looked at her, blankly for a minute, then his eyes widened and he said, "Java Java Java" and lifted the coffee cup to his mouth to find it was empty. He said another few choice words, followed by, "Injustice! Dishonor!". Then he threw the cup against the wall. Quatre moved his head slowly to the side, still reading his book and the cup hit where his head had been.
Wufei ran into the kitchen and jerked open the cabinet to find a various amount of coffee cups. He grabbed one that said, 'Java give me honor, honor gives me fight.', and overfilled it with almost cold coffee. He downed it in the space of a minute.
"You should probably get dressed," Quatre said. Trowa, Duo and the girls all said, "Awww.", but went to dress anyway.
"Thank you for the advice, mother," Heero said as he stalked off and then tripped over the overturned coffee table. Kathleen poked him on the way out with her foot. "Oh, he's okay," she said as she left, smiling.
Authors notes: Hey, this is co-written with Shay, go check her out, um, yeah, we don't own the g-boys, though we sorely wish we did. Right then, review and tell us what you think of this and what category it should be in, course we're not to sure. Right. Okay I'm done, if you like tell us weather you liked it or not. ^_^ Bye
Kathleen/Shay