Harry Potter Influenza by SailorSakura9
YEAH! FINALS ARE OVER! YAY! I MADE IT INTO ADVANCED PSYCHOLOGY! NOOOO! NOW THERE'S MORE WORK SECOND SEMESTER! YAY! I GOT INTO 5TH PERIOD WINTER DRUMLINE! YEAH! I GET P.E. CREDIT TOO! I hope I got a good grade in Algebra II (hopefully a B+ or even more lucky, an A-)
Yeah, I'm done rambling! (Finals are over! W00t!!)
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The day dragged on. . .as soon as the day began, it was already lunch.
"So. . .are you guys ready for the History exam with Professor Binns?" asked Seamus, "Of course Hermione is. She's always prepared for an exam. Aren't ya?"
Hermione spit out her orange juice in shock. Everybody sitting across from her and from a 90 degree angle, pushed their seat back 4' 10 ½" (that's my height you know ^^;; I'm really short! Short, short, short, SHORT!)
"TEST?!" screeched Hermione.
"Yeah, don't you remember Professor Binns telling us at the end of the term last year that he would be testing us on the first Muggle lunar landing," explained Seamus as he raised an eyebrow.
"Why is he testing us about Muggles anyway? He's the teacher for the history of MAGIC not Muggles!" exclaimed Hermione.
"How should I know? I'm just passing on the info," replied Seamus, shrugging.
*!*!*!*!* WARNING: I AM TOTALLY B.S.ING PROF. BINNS' HISTORY! *!*!*!*!*
"I think that's when Professor Binns died, and he realized that something amazing happened and he just wanted to comment on it," said Fred as he slipped some powder into Neville's goblet.
"I heard that he was a Muggle, and he wants to catch up on current events," said Lee.
"The Muggle lunar landing isn't a subject that you would call 'current'," said Harry.
"Well, Binns is like a hundred years old or something PLUS he's a ghost, so it's not like he'll know what's hot and what's not in the Muggle world," shrugged Ron.
"Oh my gosh, there's a test today. I didn't study. Oh my gosh, there's a test today. I didn't study. Oh my gosh, there's a test today. I didn't study," Hermione repeated that phrase over and over again. It was apparent that she was just seconds away from hyperventilating, "I gotta go to the library and study! I don't have any time!"
(Hermione pronounced: Her-my-nee like in the movie, just because it fits the song better syllable wise (kind of) than Her-my-own-nee)
Hermione dashed out to the library. A few students from the Gryffindor table shook their heads in disbelief. Harry sighed and broke into a song. Others joined in as well.
Harry: What's the matter with Hermione? She's usually so responsible. Tell me, Could it be possible - she's losing her touch? What's the matter with Hermione?
Ron: What's the matter with Hermione? She's usually so reliable. But her flaking is just undeniable - Oh, this is too much! What's the matter with Hermione?
Harry (and ½ of the school): What's the matter with Hermione?
Ron (and other ½): What's the matter with Hermione? What's the matter with Hermione?
Harry: The history test was something that she knew about and really isn't like her to forget. But instead of knowing about space, she is spacing out! Ironically, Hermione's now a space cadet!
Draco: Everybody's asking me again and again, so I'll tell what's the matter - what's the matter with Hermione! She's breaking under pressure - I guess that when we get to history they reveal that it's one of those academic chimes. Follow me, I'm gonna get my chance to shine - The top score in history will be mine. She can keep me down, but this is now, that was then - And that's what's the matter - what's the matter with Hermione!
(Overlapping)
Ron and Harry: What's the matter with Hermione? She used to be so dependable.
It's doesn't seem like our friend at all. What's happened to her? What's the matter with Hermione?
All except Draco: What's the matter with Hermione? What's the matter with Hermione? What's the matter with Hermione? What's the matter with Hermione? What's the matter with Hermione? What's the matter with Hermione? What's the matter with Hermione?
Hermione (goes back into the Great Hall): (spoken) My book bag . . . Not here. (singing) What's the matter with me? What's the matter with me? What's the matter with me?
Draco: What? I just told you! Oh, man.. She can't take the heat! She's smelling defeat! My victory will be sweet! What's the matter with Hermione?
Then, several of the Gryffindor students held up a sign that read:
"What's the matter with Hermione?"
YEAH! FINALS ARE OVER! YAY! I MADE IT INTO ADVANCED PSYCHOLOGY! NOOOO! NOW THERE'S MORE WORK SECOND SEMESTER! YAY! I GOT INTO 5TH PERIOD WINTER DRUMLINE! YEAH! I GET P.E. CREDIT TOO! I hope I got a good grade in Algebra II (hopefully a B+ or even more lucky, an A-)
Yeah, I'm done rambling! (Finals are over! W00t!!)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The day dragged on. . .as soon as the day began, it was already lunch.
"So. . .are you guys ready for the History exam with Professor Binns?" asked Seamus, "Of course Hermione is. She's always prepared for an exam. Aren't ya?"
Hermione spit out her orange juice in shock. Everybody sitting across from her and from a 90 degree angle, pushed their seat back 4' 10 ½" (that's my height you know ^^;; I'm really short! Short, short, short, SHORT!)
"TEST?!" screeched Hermione.
"Yeah, don't you remember Professor Binns telling us at the end of the term last year that he would be testing us on the first Muggle lunar landing," explained Seamus as he raised an eyebrow.
"Why is he testing us about Muggles anyway? He's the teacher for the history of MAGIC not Muggles!" exclaimed Hermione.
"How should I know? I'm just passing on the info," replied Seamus, shrugging.
*!*!*!*!* WARNING: I AM TOTALLY B.S.ING PROF. BINNS' HISTORY! *!*!*!*!*
"I think that's when Professor Binns died, and he realized that something amazing happened and he just wanted to comment on it," said Fred as he slipped some powder into Neville's goblet.
"I heard that he was a Muggle, and he wants to catch up on current events," said Lee.
"The Muggle lunar landing isn't a subject that you would call 'current'," said Harry.
"Well, Binns is like a hundred years old or something PLUS he's a ghost, so it's not like he'll know what's hot and what's not in the Muggle world," shrugged Ron.
"Oh my gosh, there's a test today. I didn't study. Oh my gosh, there's a test today. I didn't study. Oh my gosh, there's a test today. I didn't study," Hermione repeated that phrase over and over again. It was apparent that she was just seconds away from hyperventilating, "I gotta go to the library and study! I don't have any time!"
(Hermione pronounced: Her-my-nee like in the movie, just because it fits the song better syllable wise (kind of) than Her-my-own-nee)
Hermione dashed out to the library. A few students from the Gryffindor table shook their heads in disbelief. Harry sighed and broke into a song. Others joined in as well.
Harry: What's the matter with Hermione? She's usually so responsible. Tell me, Could it be possible - she's losing her touch? What's the matter with Hermione?
Ron: What's the matter with Hermione? She's usually so reliable. But her flaking is just undeniable - Oh, this is too much! What's the matter with Hermione?
Harry (and ½ of the school): What's the matter with Hermione?
Ron (and other ½): What's the matter with Hermione? What's the matter with Hermione?
Harry: The history test was something that she knew about and really isn't like her to forget. But instead of knowing about space, she is spacing out! Ironically, Hermione's now a space cadet!
Draco: Everybody's asking me again and again, so I'll tell what's the matter - what's the matter with Hermione! She's breaking under pressure - I guess that when we get to history they reveal that it's one of those academic chimes. Follow me, I'm gonna get my chance to shine - The top score in history will be mine. She can keep me down, but this is now, that was then - And that's what's the matter - what's the matter with Hermione!
(Overlapping)
Ron and Harry: What's the matter with Hermione? She used to be so dependable.
It's doesn't seem like our friend at all. What's happened to her? What's the matter with Hermione?
All except Draco: What's the matter with Hermione? What's the matter with Hermione? What's the matter with Hermione? What's the matter with Hermione? What's the matter with Hermione? What's the matter with Hermione? What's the matter with Hermione?
Hermione (goes back into the Great Hall): (spoken) My book bag . . . Not here. (singing) What's the matter with me? What's the matter with me? What's the matter with me?
Draco: What? I just told you! Oh, man.. She can't take the heat! She's smelling defeat! My victory will be sweet! What's the matter with Hermione?
Then, several of the Gryffindor students held up a sign that read:
"What's the matter with Hermione?"