Shay curled up next to a sleeping Trowa, but she couldn't drift off but
because of the uh, sounds, coming from Duo's room. She muttered, "I'm
sicking Trowa on her in the morning. She tried to go to sleep, but it was
no use. She jumped up and started to walk as far as she could get from the
room. She ran into Wufei, who was clutching a coffee cup that now read,
'Milk doesn't honor anything, Java honors everything'. He was muttering to
himself, "Last cup..no more coffee..I'll die..ALL will die! Must have
coffee!"
"Okay!" She hugs him, nearly causing him to spill the coffee. He shrieks and cradles the cup.
"BACK AWAY ONNA!"
"Okay!" Hugs him closer.
"OFF ME DEMON! AWAY WITH YOU!"
"But I'm bored. Trowa's asleep and, well, it takes too much movement to go back to his room. Besides, there's Kathleen and her friends..bad thoughts! Bad images! Save me!" She throws herself on him again. Wufei sets the coffee cup down (yes! He sets it down!) and glares at her.
"Leave me in peace, woman!"
"Um, no! Save me!" She nuzzles into his chest.
"You're an injustice to society!"
"I know where a whole bag of coffee is and I'll give it to you if you let me sleep in your room tonight."
"You're just a-" he pauses, realizing what she said, "Really?"
"Yeah, I know! Let me stay with you! Save me! I don't want to hear those nasty sounds! And your room is far away, isn't it?"
"Yeah, it's on the other side of the house from them, but, "he picks up the coffee cup and hugs it to him, "coffee? Yes? You really know where coffee is?"
"Yeah, Trowa hid it because he thinks you need to cut back on the caffeine."
"Why that dirty little-"
"Kill him in the morning. I show you coffee, then we cuddle, then sleep."
"Oh alright, fine, but only for the coffee." * That morning, Quatre was cooking breakfast as usual, all chipper and happy like. Trowa was the first one up. He asked Quatre where Shay went, but he didn't know. Duo, Kathleen, and Heero came in next looking a little overly tired, followed by Wufei and Shay. Wufei was clutching a bag of coffee, rocking back and forth. Quatre had to pry it from his hands so he could actually MAKE the coffee.
Trowa glanced up at Shay. "Where were you?" he asked.
"I was with Wufei," she said all chipper-like. Everyone turns to Shay. Trowa appalled because of, well, obvious reasons; Wufei, Heero, and Kathleen because she was chipper; and Duo and Quatre because they felt left out. Shay threw her friend a glare right back. "Well, I couldn't sleep in Trowa's room because SOMEONE was making, uh, funny noises next door!"
Duo looked up at them and shrugs. "I can't help it if we do it like rabbits." Kathleen eyes get big and she turns to Duo. I don't care if he's hot, she thought, I'm gonna slap him. Heero looked away. "I mean Kathleen and Heero get way too-" Kathleen screams, slaps him and runs out of the room. Heero slaps his forehead and turns his back to Duo, muttering, "I don't know him, I don't know him."
"I don't know what everyone's problem is," Duo said, rubbing his cheek, "I just like to have fun."
"Oh yes," Shay said, "Me too." She walks toward Duo and sits in his lap. Kathleen scrams again and runs into the room, prying Shay off Duo and the two go down in a cloud of dust, Kathleen screaming, "MINE! MY DUO!" Duo looks down at them. "Huh, she was wilder last night."
Kathleen screams, slaps him, drags Shay over and puts her on Trowa. "You stay there!" Then she runs out of the room, Heero shaking his head and calmly following her.
"Hey!" Duo called after them, then turned toward the others, "I gotta go find my other bunnies." He runs out the room after them. Wufei screams, it all finally sinking in.
"I need coffee! Quatre! Coffee!" He grabs the pot from Quatre and chugs half the pot. Shay runs over and stops him from drinking the other half.
"No Wufei! It's the last pot! You can't waste it all!"
"Oh right..HOT! HOT!" He paws at his tongue. Kathleen pops her head in.
"Now THAT was funny." She smiled, then runs to the fridge, grabs a bottle of whipped cream and runs out. Everyone stares after her.
"I hink me tonge is bured," Wufei stuttered.
"What?" Trowa asked.
"He thinks his tongue is burned." Shay translated.
"Yesh," Wufei said and nodded.
"Pancakes, anyone?" Quatre asked. Everyone looks at him and then says, "sure" or "fine." A muffled, uh, noise comes from Duo's room and Shay slams down her fork and jumps up stomping toward Duo's room. She stops to fill four pitchers full of ice-cold water. She hands one to Trowa, one to Wufei and two to herself. The two boys follow her as she stops at Duo's room, kicks the door open and throws all four pitchers of cold water on them, the whole time cheerfully whistling.
"Shay!" Kathleen turns around and glares at her friend, "I'm trying to (censored censored) and (censored censored censored) then (censored censored censored) with (censored censored..you know what, I getting tired of typing the word censored so uh, this is all censored. Thank you and goodnight!) So could you please leave?
Shay grabs the extra pitcher of water and threw it on Kathleen. She had never stopped whistling. She shut the door and said cheerfully, "Have a nice day!". As she started to walk back she realized something and threw the door open again to tell her friend, "I can whistle!" Then she realized they were naked and ran to Wufei, screaming, "Save me! My eyes are burning!"
Kathleen shrugged and yelled after her, "At least I'm skinny! And I have nice legs!" (A/N: Okay, um, a wizard came and healed them all so no sprained arms or burned tongues)
"Why didn't you come to ME to save you?!?" Trowa said, pouting.
"Oh," Shay said and pulled Trowa closer to her and Wufei for a nice group-hug, Wufei's coffee cup in the center. Wufei glanced at his cup then at Trowa then remembered what Shay had told him last night.
"INJUSTICE!" Wufei suddenly screamed right in Trowa's ear, "YOU SHOULD DIE! YOU HID MY COFFEE! DISHONOR TO THE JAVA!" Trowa slowly backs away. Wufei runs to the kitchen, because his coffee cup has just ran out. He comes back, with a coffee cup that says, "dishonor to the Java," (how did he get THAT?). He sips the coffee and smiles then turns on Trowa again.
"My coffee shall be avenged!" Shay grabs Wufei and pulls him away.
"I'll calm him down!" She said in a chipper tone.
Trowa started to pout again. He realized he was standing by Duo's room when certain sounds started coming from it again.
"Don't you people EVER stop?!" he yelled.
"There's more than one way to get warm!" Duo screamed back at him. Trowa hit his forehead and hastily left. He found his way to the kitchen where he saw Quatre looking sadly down at the uneaten pancakes. Quatre snapped out of it and smiled as Trowa came into the room.
"Hi Trowa."
"Oh yeah, hi." Trowa sat down and eat his pancake and Quatre smiled. Shay came back with Wufei, still glaring at Trowa, but he had calmed down a lot. She was hanging off of one of Wufei's arms and Trowa glared back.
"That's my girl," he growled.
"Nope, SHE'S nice and lets me have coffee so she's MY girl." Wufei said.
"No, MINE!"
"No, MINE!"
"MINE!'
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
Quatre stood up, but no one noticed him. He tried to say something, but no one noticed. So finally all that rage and hate inside of him came out ( yes, it does have something to do with pancakes).
"EAT THE PANCAKES!" Quatre yelled, shaking the house. Wufei and Shay sat down hastily and stuffed their mouths. A few seconds later, Bunnies 1,2, and 3 came in to eat as well. All eyes were on Quatre.
"Can we go to the mall?" Kathleen asked between bites. Quatre glared at her, his eyes going red.
"EAT THE (censored) PANCAKES!" She eats, really REALLY fast.
"Wufei! Save me!" Shay clutches Wufei. He looks down at her and shrugs. "I want French Toast," He said, oblivious to the fact that Quatre was yelling and insane-like.
"I knew you would!" He hands Wufei his French Toast. Wufei starts to grumble but five pairs of hands clamp over his mouth, all eyes warily on Quatre. Wufei mumbles something and pyres that hands off him.
"I CAN'T GET TO MY COFFEE YOU EVIL DEMONS!" He drinks his coffee greedily. By now everyone is done with the pancakes. Everyone gets dressed and leaves for the mall, Quatre his natural self again.
A/N: Okay, um, for some reason I kept typing Wufei as Quatre and Quatre as Wufei, yes I have problems. Thanks to peoples who've reviewed, and to peoples who haven't-REVIEW! Yeah, um, Kathleen's been doing all the Author's Notes, so she forced me to do one.
Kathleen-I did not!
Shay-Did too!
Kathleen-Did not.
Shay-Anyway, I hoped you liked it. And I uh think we have an obsession with coffee and coffee cups. The sad thing is I never drink coffee, it's nasty. *contemplates this for a minute *. Okay, I'm done! Pancakes! Yeah!
Because we 'ACTULLY' have reviews.we're going to do shout outs- SilverWingedDragon- Well, thank but I'm sure we're not 'better' *they both glow at the complement* we just.do a different type, BUT thank you anyway, we hope to review.often.but knowing us, that's not always likely.
Skarredmoon-Sure thing, we will go check yours out! DUO IS MINE!!!!!! *Cling* but I 'guess' I could share him..Trowa's cute too *shay growls* LEAVE MY TROWA ALONE!!!! Right any way,
Thank you so much for reviewing.
"Okay!" She hugs him, nearly causing him to spill the coffee. He shrieks and cradles the cup.
"BACK AWAY ONNA!"
"Okay!" Hugs him closer.
"OFF ME DEMON! AWAY WITH YOU!"
"But I'm bored. Trowa's asleep and, well, it takes too much movement to go back to his room. Besides, there's Kathleen and her friends..bad thoughts! Bad images! Save me!" She throws herself on him again. Wufei sets the coffee cup down (yes! He sets it down!) and glares at her.
"Leave me in peace, woman!"
"Um, no! Save me!" She nuzzles into his chest.
"You're an injustice to society!"
"I know where a whole bag of coffee is and I'll give it to you if you let me sleep in your room tonight."
"You're just a-" he pauses, realizing what she said, "Really?"
"Yeah, I know! Let me stay with you! Save me! I don't want to hear those nasty sounds! And your room is far away, isn't it?"
"Yeah, it's on the other side of the house from them, but, "he picks up the coffee cup and hugs it to him, "coffee? Yes? You really know where coffee is?"
"Yeah, Trowa hid it because he thinks you need to cut back on the caffeine."
"Why that dirty little-"
"Kill him in the morning. I show you coffee, then we cuddle, then sleep."
"Oh alright, fine, but only for the coffee." * That morning, Quatre was cooking breakfast as usual, all chipper and happy like. Trowa was the first one up. He asked Quatre where Shay went, but he didn't know. Duo, Kathleen, and Heero came in next looking a little overly tired, followed by Wufei and Shay. Wufei was clutching a bag of coffee, rocking back and forth. Quatre had to pry it from his hands so he could actually MAKE the coffee.
Trowa glanced up at Shay. "Where were you?" he asked.
"I was with Wufei," she said all chipper-like. Everyone turns to Shay. Trowa appalled because of, well, obvious reasons; Wufei, Heero, and Kathleen because she was chipper; and Duo and Quatre because they felt left out. Shay threw her friend a glare right back. "Well, I couldn't sleep in Trowa's room because SOMEONE was making, uh, funny noises next door!"
Duo looked up at them and shrugs. "I can't help it if we do it like rabbits." Kathleen eyes get big and she turns to Duo. I don't care if he's hot, she thought, I'm gonna slap him. Heero looked away. "I mean Kathleen and Heero get way too-" Kathleen screams, slaps him and runs out of the room. Heero slaps his forehead and turns his back to Duo, muttering, "I don't know him, I don't know him."
"I don't know what everyone's problem is," Duo said, rubbing his cheek, "I just like to have fun."
"Oh yes," Shay said, "Me too." She walks toward Duo and sits in his lap. Kathleen scrams again and runs into the room, prying Shay off Duo and the two go down in a cloud of dust, Kathleen screaming, "MINE! MY DUO!" Duo looks down at them. "Huh, she was wilder last night."
Kathleen screams, slaps him, drags Shay over and puts her on Trowa. "You stay there!" Then she runs out of the room, Heero shaking his head and calmly following her.
"Hey!" Duo called after them, then turned toward the others, "I gotta go find my other bunnies." He runs out the room after them. Wufei screams, it all finally sinking in.
"I need coffee! Quatre! Coffee!" He grabs the pot from Quatre and chugs half the pot. Shay runs over and stops him from drinking the other half.
"No Wufei! It's the last pot! You can't waste it all!"
"Oh right..HOT! HOT!" He paws at his tongue. Kathleen pops her head in.
"Now THAT was funny." She smiled, then runs to the fridge, grabs a bottle of whipped cream and runs out. Everyone stares after her.
"I hink me tonge is bured," Wufei stuttered.
"What?" Trowa asked.
"He thinks his tongue is burned." Shay translated.
"Yesh," Wufei said and nodded.
"Pancakes, anyone?" Quatre asked. Everyone looks at him and then says, "sure" or "fine." A muffled, uh, noise comes from Duo's room and Shay slams down her fork and jumps up stomping toward Duo's room. She stops to fill four pitchers full of ice-cold water. She hands one to Trowa, one to Wufei and two to herself. The two boys follow her as she stops at Duo's room, kicks the door open and throws all four pitchers of cold water on them, the whole time cheerfully whistling.
"Shay!" Kathleen turns around and glares at her friend, "I'm trying to (censored censored) and (censored censored censored) then (censored censored censored) with (censored censored..you know what, I getting tired of typing the word censored so uh, this is all censored. Thank you and goodnight!) So could you please leave?
Shay grabs the extra pitcher of water and threw it on Kathleen. She had never stopped whistling. She shut the door and said cheerfully, "Have a nice day!". As she started to walk back she realized something and threw the door open again to tell her friend, "I can whistle!" Then she realized they were naked and ran to Wufei, screaming, "Save me! My eyes are burning!"
Kathleen shrugged and yelled after her, "At least I'm skinny! And I have nice legs!" (A/N: Okay, um, a wizard came and healed them all so no sprained arms or burned tongues)
"Why didn't you come to ME to save you?!?" Trowa said, pouting.
"Oh," Shay said and pulled Trowa closer to her and Wufei for a nice group-hug, Wufei's coffee cup in the center. Wufei glanced at his cup then at Trowa then remembered what Shay had told him last night.
"INJUSTICE!" Wufei suddenly screamed right in Trowa's ear, "YOU SHOULD DIE! YOU HID MY COFFEE! DISHONOR TO THE JAVA!" Trowa slowly backs away. Wufei runs to the kitchen, because his coffee cup has just ran out. He comes back, with a coffee cup that says, "dishonor to the Java," (how did he get THAT?). He sips the coffee and smiles then turns on Trowa again.
"My coffee shall be avenged!" Shay grabs Wufei and pulls him away.
"I'll calm him down!" She said in a chipper tone.
Trowa started to pout again. He realized he was standing by Duo's room when certain sounds started coming from it again.
"Don't you people EVER stop?!" he yelled.
"There's more than one way to get warm!" Duo screamed back at him. Trowa hit his forehead and hastily left. He found his way to the kitchen where he saw Quatre looking sadly down at the uneaten pancakes. Quatre snapped out of it and smiled as Trowa came into the room.
"Hi Trowa."
"Oh yeah, hi." Trowa sat down and eat his pancake and Quatre smiled. Shay came back with Wufei, still glaring at Trowa, but he had calmed down a lot. She was hanging off of one of Wufei's arms and Trowa glared back.
"That's my girl," he growled.
"Nope, SHE'S nice and lets me have coffee so she's MY girl." Wufei said.
"No, MINE!"
"No, MINE!"
"MINE!'
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
Quatre stood up, but no one noticed him. He tried to say something, but no one noticed. So finally all that rage and hate inside of him came out ( yes, it does have something to do with pancakes).
"EAT THE PANCAKES!" Quatre yelled, shaking the house. Wufei and Shay sat down hastily and stuffed their mouths. A few seconds later, Bunnies 1,2, and 3 came in to eat as well. All eyes were on Quatre.
"Can we go to the mall?" Kathleen asked between bites. Quatre glared at her, his eyes going red.
"EAT THE (censored) PANCAKES!" She eats, really REALLY fast.
"Wufei! Save me!" Shay clutches Wufei. He looks down at her and shrugs. "I want French Toast," He said, oblivious to the fact that Quatre was yelling and insane-like.
"I knew you would!" He hands Wufei his French Toast. Wufei starts to grumble but five pairs of hands clamp over his mouth, all eyes warily on Quatre. Wufei mumbles something and pyres that hands off him.
"I CAN'T GET TO MY COFFEE YOU EVIL DEMONS!" He drinks his coffee greedily. By now everyone is done with the pancakes. Everyone gets dressed and leaves for the mall, Quatre his natural self again.
A/N: Okay, um, for some reason I kept typing Wufei as Quatre and Quatre as Wufei, yes I have problems. Thanks to peoples who've reviewed, and to peoples who haven't-REVIEW! Yeah, um, Kathleen's been doing all the Author's Notes, so she forced me to do one.
Kathleen-I did not!
Shay-Did too!
Kathleen-Did not.
Shay-Anyway, I hoped you liked it. And I uh think we have an obsession with coffee and coffee cups. The sad thing is I never drink coffee, it's nasty. *contemplates this for a minute *. Okay, I'm done! Pancakes! Yeah!
Because we 'ACTULLY' have reviews.we're going to do shout outs- SilverWingedDragon- Well, thank but I'm sure we're not 'better' *they both glow at the complement* we just.do a different type, BUT thank you anyway, we hope to review.often.but knowing us, that's not always likely.
Skarredmoon-Sure thing, we will go check yours out! DUO IS MINE!!!!!! *Cling* but I 'guess' I could share him..Trowa's cute too *shay growls* LEAVE MY TROWA ALONE!!!! Right any way,
Thank you so much for reviewing.