Harry Potter Influenza by SailorSakura9
I'm so glad people either a.) like this story or b.) think that I'm as crazy as heck :p
Yep. . .so. . .on with the story! :: sings to herself "I'm here with your soup, delicious chicken soup"::
Oh yeah, I just used the original lyrics to We Went to the Moon because it's COOL! It's such a catchy tune, and I didn't want to mess with it ^^;;
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"Poor Neville," sighed Ron.
"Yeah. . .detention with Snape. . .poor child," agreed Seamus.
"Well it was his own fault for causing a mutiny against Snape," scolded Hermione.
"Well, YOU participated in it too!" shot Harry.
"That endurance course WAS a bit unethical. . ." muttered Hermione, "But still, we shouldn't have gone crazy on Snape."
"Yeah, and you were tired," said Ron as Harry and Seamus held back fits of laughter.
"Humph!" Hermione stuck her nose up in the air and walked ahead of them (dang. . . I made her sound snooty. . . ). Then she stopped suddenly in her tracks.
"The oral report. . .what order is it going in?" asked Hermione as she turned around to face Seamus.
"Well . . .uh by volunteers first [Hermione: YESSS!] and you agreed to go first [Hermione: DANG!], then after you is Malfoy, then after him is Lavander, then after her is Pavarti," replied Seamus, "Why?"
"I was planning to gather information from presentations prior to mine. . ." mumbled Hermione.
"::gasp!:: but that's-" began Harry.
"PLAGERISM!" continued Ron.
"No it's not, it's called research," huffed Hermione, "Rushed and last minute research."
Ron rolled his eyes, "Come on, let's just take her word for it before she begins to lecture us about what's cheating and what's not."
"Hey!" yelled Hermione, "Ever since the beginning of term all of you have been acting strange!"
"Actually Hermione, YOU'RE the one who's been acting strange," corrected Harry. Hermione glared at him, "And I suppose YOU have your oral report ready?"
"Of course not, I was assuming that you would be able to help me, but I guess not! So Ron and I are going to take up your idea of 'researching'," grinned Harry.
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"Alright class! Settle down! Settle down!" ordered Professor Binns, "I can't wait for Miss Granger's wonderful report to begin! Do settle down, class!"
"What am I going to do?" hissed Hermione in a whispered voice to her friends.
"Make something up!" replied Ron, also in a hushed voice.
"Miss Granger?" Professor Binns spoke up.
"But all I know is that man landed on the moon in 1969!" whispered Hermione.
"So? Make something up!" whispered Ron and Harry at the same time.
"Miss Granger?" Professor Binns was becoming a bit impatient. Hermione blushed and went to the front of the class and cleared her throat, "Ahem. . ."
Hermione: ::spoken:: Well . . . ::singing in a slow tone:: We went to the moon . . . in 1969. . . Not 1968, but a year later :: song starts to pick up pace:: . . . We went to the moon in . . .1969 . . .That's when the astronauts first walked inside a crater! We went to the moon in 1969! Not 1970, but a year sooner! We went to the moon in 1969, that's when they made a landing that was lunar!
Ron and Harry: We didn't go up to the sun or stars! We didn't go to Mercury or Mars!
Hermione: But we went to the moon in 1969! Not 1968, but the year after! And once they got there, the astronauts felt fine! They smiled at each other and there was laughter! We went to the moon in 1969! Not 1970, a year before, uh huh. The rocket that flew had a really neat design - When it took off, the engines made a roar! We went to the moon in 1969! The trip wasn't all that easy! And when we got there we were surprised to find: That it was solid, and wasn't cheesy! ::everybody in class except for Malfoy is singing and dancing, while he's just sitting there looking bemused and bewildered ::
Ron and Harry: We went up to the end of all the land! We went up to the moon, sing it again!
Everybody in the class except Malfoy: We went to the moon in 1969! Not 1970, but a year sooner! We went to the moon in 1969! That's when they made a landing that was lunar!
:: song ends ::
Professor Binns was applauding furiously, "Wonderful! Wonderful, Miss Granger!"
"WHAT!" exclaimed Draco, "All she said was 'We went to the moon'!"
"Exactly," said Professor Binns, looking up from his grade book, "That's why she's getting an F."
"HA!" laughed Draco, then he too broke out into a song, which mocked the tune of We Went to the Moon.
(Also pronouncing Hermione as Her-my-nee)
Malfoy: Hermione got an F! That's got to be a first! I can't believe that she messed up so badly! Hermione got an F! This is my lucky day! I'm sorry that it had to end so sadly!
All in class (minus Hermione): Hermione got an F! Hermione got an F! ::everybody holds up a piece of paper that has a gigantic red F on the paper and starts waving the paper around::
Malfoy: ::spoken:: Haha!
All in class (minus Hermione): Hermione got an F! Hermione got an F!
Hermione: (screaming) Stop singing! Stop singing!
Don't worry, kiddies, this isn't the end of the story yet ~_^ - yours truly, SailorSakura9
I'm so glad people either a.) like this story or b.) think that I'm as crazy as heck :p
Yep. . .so. . .on with the story! :: sings to herself "I'm here with your soup, delicious chicken soup"::
Oh yeah, I just used the original lyrics to We Went to the Moon because it's COOL! It's such a catchy tune, and I didn't want to mess with it ^^;;
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"Poor Neville," sighed Ron.
"Yeah. . .detention with Snape. . .poor child," agreed Seamus.
"Well it was his own fault for causing a mutiny against Snape," scolded Hermione.
"Well, YOU participated in it too!" shot Harry.
"That endurance course WAS a bit unethical. . ." muttered Hermione, "But still, we shouldn't have gone crazy on Snape."
"Yeah, and you were tired," said Ron as Harry and Seamus held back fits of laughter.
"Humph!" Hermione stuck her nose up in the air and walked ahead of them (dang. . . I made her sound snooty. . . ). Then she stopped suddenly in her tracks.
"The oral report. . .what order is it going in?" asked Hermione as she turned around to face Seamus.
"Well . . .uh by volunteers first [Hermione: YESSS!] and you agreed to go first [Hermione: DANG!], then after you is Malfoy, then after him is Lavander, then after her is Pavarti," replied Seamus, "Why?"
"I was planning to gather information from presentations prior to mine. . ." mumbled Hermione.
"::gasp!:: but that's-" began Harry.
"PLAGERISM!" continued Ron.
"No it's not, it's called research," huffed Hermione, "Rushed and last minute research."
Ron rolled his eyes, "Come on, let's just take her word for it before she begins to lecture us about what's cheating and what's not."
"Hey!" yelled Hermione, "Ever since the beginning of term all of you have been acting strange!"
"Actually Hermione, YOU'RE the one who's been acting strange," corrected Harry. Hermione glared at him, "And I suppose YOU have your oral report ready?"
"Of course not, I was assuming that you would be able to help me, but I guess not! So Ron and I are going to take up your idea of 'researching'," grinned Harry.
*~*~*~*~*
"Alright class! Settle down! Settle down!" ordered Professor Binns, "I can't wait for Miss Granger's wonderful report to begin! Do settle down, class!"
"What am I going to do?" hissed Hermione in a whispered voice to her friends.
"Make something up!" replied Ron, also in a hushed voice.
"Miss Granger?" Professor Binns spoke up.
"But all I know is that man landed on the moon in 1969!" whispered Hermione.
"So? Make something up!" whispered Ron and Harry at the same time.
"Miss Granger?" Professor Binns was becoming a bit impatient. Hermione blushed and went to the front of the class and cleared her throat, "Ahem. . ."
Hermione: ::spoken:: Well . . . ::singing in a slow tone:: We went to the moon . . . in 1969. . . Not 1968, but a year later :: song starts to pick up pace:: . . . We went to the moon in . . .1969 . . .That's when the astronauts first walked inside a crater! We went to the moon in 1969! Not 1970, but a year sooner! We went to the moon in 1969, that's when they made a landing that was lunar!
Ron and Harry: We didn't go up to the sun or stars! We didn't go to Mercury or Mars!
Hermione: But we went to the moon in 1969! Not 1968, but the year after! And once they got there, the astronauts felt fine! They smiled at each other and there was laughter! We went to the moon in 1969! Not 1970, a year before, uh huh. The rocket that flew had a really neat design - When it took off, the engines made a roar! We went to the moon in 1969! The trip wasn't all that easy! And when we got there we were surprised to find: That it was solid, and wasn't cheesy! ::everybody in class except for Malfoy is singing and dancing, while he's just sitting there looking bemused and bewildered ::
Ron and Harry: We went up to the end of all the land! We went up to the moon, sing it again!
Everybody in the class except Malfoy: We went to the moon in 1969! Not 1970, but a year sooner! We went to the moon in 1969! That's when they made a landing that was lunar!
:: song ends ::
Professor Binns was applauding furiously, "Wonderful! Wonderful, Miss Granger!"
"WHAT!" exclaimed Draco, "All she said was 'We went to the moon'!"
"Exactly," said Professor Binns, looking up from his grade book, "That's why she's getting an F."
"HA!" laughed Draco, then he too broke out into a song, which mocked the tune of We Went to the Moon.
(Also pronouncing Hermione as Her-my-nee)
Malfoy: Hermione got an F! That's got to be a first! I can't believe that she messed up so badly! Hermione got an F! This is my lucky day! I'm sorry that it had to end so sadly!
All in class (minus Hermione): Hermione got an F! Hermione got an F! ::everybody holds up a piece of paper that has a gigantic red F on the paper and starts waving the paper around::
Malfoy: ::spoken:: Haha!
All in class (minus Hermione): Hermione got an F! Hermione got an F!
Hermione: (screaming) Stop singing! Stop singing!
Don't worry, kiddies, this isn't the end of the story yet ~_^ - yours truly, SailorSakura9