"Kathleen, stick your head out and see if they're still at it." Duo said as he walked towards the shower, "I'm going to join Heero cleaning up."
"Fine, you little Bunny you." She laughed sticking her head out the door, seeing the pillowing smoke come from down the hall her first thought was…now…what could they be up too? Fire…that's new and unusual. Then she realized it was the wrong way, their room was on the other side. She frowned slightly, calmly walking to the closet and pulling out the boy's clothes and hers. Putting hers on rapidly, she opened the bathroom door and called to the boys, "Hey guys, the house is on fire, I suggest we leave."
After a few moments of blinking from the two bunnies, they rushed to get out of the house, grabbing their clothes. They'd put 'em on outside. Heero rushed out, quickly passing the non-worried Kathleen. When Duo almost runs her over, he picks her up, and tosses her over her shoulder.
"Ack! Hey! Wait," She protested slightly, before giving up, and letting Duo carry her out of the flaming inferno they once knew as a house.
Zech's head popped out of the bedroom, to see Duo's backside, and Kathleen's jeans over his shoulder. He shook his head, and turned to the others. "Um…Duo's carrying Kathleen over his shoulder, down the hall, away from the black smoke…is that good or bad?"
"Bad Zech's, and not in the good way." Came Fear's muffled reply. She stood, grabbed Zech's collar and dragged him out in the hallway, shouting behind her "Hurry Quatre, my devious little Monkey!" Out comes a half naked Q-man. They quickly run out into the yard, to see Wufei smiling happily, sipping a cup of coffee. Off to the side, in a blue van, Trowa and Shay are still steaming up the windows; oblivious to the roar of the fire.
"My house…" Quatre mutters sadly,
"Worry not…you have like five of them right?" Wufei almost sang happily, before walking over to the van, and pulling the door open, causing poor Shay to fall out.
She shrieked then caught the sight of the house. "Well fooie… now all my clothes are gone…"
"Eh…you don't need them Shay. You look just fine that way." Trowa said stepping out of the van, holding his hand out to her so she could stand, a blush crept onto her cheeks.
Fear and Kathleen broke this oh-so-romantic moment, by simultaneously screeching, "MINE EYES!! THEY'RE BURING!! MAKE IT STOP!!"
Kathleen fell to the ground clawing at her eyes, while Fear thrust her head into Quatre bare chest, smiling happily to herself.
"You know…Kathleen…you're the ONLY one fully dressed," Duo's voice said, from above her. She opened her eyes, and stared at him, and not in the eyes, for a moment, then nodded blankly.
"Um…perhaps we should go to the mall, buy more clothes then head on over to my mansion by the beach…how's that sound?" All nodded in unison, and stood, Trowa, and Shay pulled they're own clothes out of the van and putting them on. Heero and Duo put theirs on, leaving poor Fear, Quatre, and Zech's in the cold. Wufei managed to find some old shorts and shirts, making all three look like bums.
"Ew!" cried Fear as Kathleen tried to shove her in the back of the van.
"Get in! It wont hurt you!" Kathleen yelled back pushing with the force of her back, whilst Fear braced herself against the door.
Wufei and Shay pilled in his truck, Shay yelled out the window as they drove out of the driveway at forty miles per hour. "MEET YOU AT THE FOOD COURT!!!! EAHKKKKK"
Heero climbed into the front seat and buckled up, getting ready to drive. After Kathleen finally got people loaded up, they sped threw town {the wizard hid them from getting a speeding ticket}. Skidding to a halt, Fear and Quatre linked hands, Zechs disappeared, without any one really taking notice {Thank the wizard for that-if you haven't figured out by now, who the wizard is…um…too bad) and Duo and Kathleen linked arms, skipping up to the door. Heero walked blindly, his eyes on a young woman ahead of them. He watched the way she walked, strong, with the air of, "If you mess with me, I WILL kill you." Her broad sword hit against her side, with each sway of her hips.
Her straight brown hair was streaked with crimson; she stood tall back straight. Glancing over her shoulder, as if sensing Heero's eyes, she reviled her own eyes to be a dark crimson color. Heero gasped aloud at the sight.
"H-ELL-O?" Duo asked waving his hand in front of Heero's face. Heero snapped back to reality, with a physical jolt.
"Here…you're drooling," Kathleen giggled, and handed him a napkin. Heero scowled and looked through the mass of seven people all standing by the door to get in. He pushed open the revolving doors and landed back outside. Every one else passed him by, laughing.
With a kick at his side from Kathleen, she smiled, "Ah, He'll be okay," and walked on passed him. He jumped up and followed them.
Once inside they headed straight to find Shay. Kathleen leaned over and whispered something into Fear's ear. Pointing franticly at a store titled 'Cool Subjects', both girls squealed and set off, stopping only when Quatre and Duo grabbed their arms, pulling them off to the food court. Shay and Trowa were sitting over by the kiddy rides. Neither said anything as the others approached, just stared at each other.
"Guys…that's creepy stop." Fear looked at them strangely. Shay just smiled innocently.
"Hey…where…. are Heero and Wufei?" She blinked as the others let out an ack noise, and spun around, as if to see if they were behind them.
Meanwhile, Wufei and Heero were stalking two of the most beautiful girls they'd ever seen in their life. {*growls from Shay and Kathleen, and an evil snicker from Fear} Wufie had followed one of the girls to an old weaponry shop. Both boys used they're supper stealthy way to watch the girls.
"'Malice…I…um," Faith, who had choppy and short purple hair, took her friends face in her hand, and turned it to look in the mirror. In the reflection both girls saw the two boys, not doing too good at being stealthy…in fact, they looked down right suspicious. The storeowner watched them with a narrowed eye {Ohh it's Blink! YAY…it's the wizard's fault for the accidentally cross over}.
"…" Pulling her sword out, she turned, and pointed it at Heero's throat, before she spoke. "Who are you why are you following me? Weren't you with that group outside? Why are you here? Do you plan on killing me????" She pressed a bit harder on the blade.
"Malice, perhaps you should take a breath…and let him answer before cutting his head off?" She had Wufei's arms pinned behind his back. For as thin as she was he couldn't move, her grip was excellent. Her blue eyes danced happily.
"I'm Heero…. Yes I was with the group outside, no I hadn't planed on killing you…". Wufie nodded in agreement.
"In fact he was going to invite you to our house. We're moving to the beach house…you're welcome to come and party." Quatre stepped out from behind the giant battle-axe. One by one the others followed stepping out of random large weapons.
"…Faith…"Malice's eyebrow twitched as she looked at the others.
"Ohhh Well in that case, Sure!! …You *will* have Doritos and…Sprite there RIGHTT?"
"OF COURSE!!" Wufie shouted, then shut up, and spun away from her. "And…lots and LOTS OF JAVA" Wufie smiled as every one rolled their eyes.
"…Fine…we will come…but-." Before she could make any idle threats, she was dragged out by Shay.
"HE'S MINE!" Shay hissed, glaring.
Kathleen chuckled, and Fear blinked then spoke. "Um shouldn't we do something…they might fight…"
"Ten on shay," Trowa's voice came from behind them.
"…Twenty on new girl," laughed Kathleen.
"He's…yours? Um…o…okay…." She looked over at Wufie…who blinked rapidly and shook his head as if to say, "She's crazy I don't know what she is talking about…we just have sex…that's all…"
"He doesn't LOOK like he's yours….," Faith continued.
"MINE! NAH!" She lunged at her, both girls fall in a ball of arms and legs, and many yelps.
"GO SHAY KICK HER LIL A-" Trowa stopped as the others turned to stare at him slowly. "Um…*silence *
"No…stop," Kathleen reached out lazily with one hand.
"…You might get hurt…" Fear wasn't even LOOKING at the girls.
"Please…stop!" Quatre would have said more if Fear hadn't…occupied him…
"Um…could you both p lease stop? I'll buy you coffee? Sprite?? Chocolate??"
Both girls peeked up to look at Wufie, amazingly neither of them were harmed. In fact…in the middle of them, on the ground, was the game "Twizler."
"Fine…I don't NEED your chocolate…" Shay stormed off to Trowa, who, behind her back, gave a thumb up to Wufie.
"…Can I still have a sprite??" Faith smiled. Wufie and she went over to buy a drink, when Kathleen squealed again, grabbed poor Wufie, and dragged him into Cool Subjects.
"THIS IS PURRRFECT FOR YOU!!" she cried as she put a pair of ears on her own head, but held up a black T-shirt that said "Injustice! DEATH TO ALL COFFEE HATERS!! "
That's when the policeman showed up. He tapped Fear on the shoulder. She spun around "I DIDN'T DO IT!!!" He looked her up and down, when Quatre scowling, stepped in front of her.
"Can we help you officer?" Malice asked, hand resting lightly on her sword. Heero had done the same to his gun.
"…Do you know that indecent exposure is against the law?" They all nodded.
"Then you should also know I'll have to take you all into custody…" With that, he cuffed every one. Well except Kathleen, Faith, Malice, and Heero.
*Sweat drop* Sooo sorry about the long wait. It's called procrastination. ^-^;;; Annny yyyy way. Here you go!! The next chapter, *hides from the lench mobs for having been made wait so long* sssooooooooo sorry!!
Shay: I edited this and believe me, there HAD to be something wrong in EVERY sentence. And it only took me an hour to edit it! *glares at Kathleen * Anyway….thank you and goodnight!
Kathleen: Umm…Yeah, Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!S