Duo, Quatre, Trowa, Wufei, Shay, and Fear were taken to jail and thrown into three different cells. Duo, Trowa, and Shay were in one, Fear and Quatre in another, and poor Wufei was all by himself. Shay shivered, freezing her butt off. Wufei crossed his arms and muttered about coffee. He happened to glance up and saw a little wooden desk across from his cell and on that desk was a hot, steaming mug of heavenly beautiful glorious wonderfully brown coffee. He reached for it, but it happened to be two inches away from his fingertips. He whimpered and tried to stretch his arm further.

Malice, Faith, Heero, and Kathleen were still at the mall. Malice and Faith were exchanging glances about the whole boys being arrested thing. Kathleen was still shocked about them being arrested and Heero was-well, Heero was just staring at Malice.

"We have to save them!" Kathleen said over-dramatically, "Or at least Duo. It's not the same without him." Heero spared a second to glare at Kathleen and then went back to watching Malice.

"No, no no," Malice said, "YOU have to save them. Since when did we becoming part of your little half naked group?"

"But you have to help us!" Kathleen said, "We're incompetent!"

Faith raised an eyebrow. "What do we get out of it if we help you?"

Kathleen pulled two swords from one of the shelves without anyone seeing. "You can have these!" She held up the swords.

"Okay! I'll help!" Malice said.

Faith shook her head and said, "You've REALLY thought about this, haven't you?"

Malice nodded. "Yes, for a whole 1.82 seconds."

"Okay, what do I get out of it?" Faith asked.

"Wufei?" Kathleen said, unsure of herself.

"Works for me," she said and turned and headed off toward the jail, Malice following her.

Kathleen handed Heero a napkin and said, "Wipe your mouth. You're drooling again." Heero took it without once looking away from Malice.

At the jail, no one was around except for the six prisoners. "Wufei!" Trowa finally said, "stop whining!"

"But I want my COFFEE!"

"Well, you can't have it so shut up!"

"I did." Everyone listened to the whimpering that was still going on. "FEAR! QUATRE!" everyone exclaimed at once and giggling came from that cell.

Wufei shuddered. "I can't believe you two are doing THAT in a jail cell!"

"Two?" Fear said, "Three! Blink's in here too! He was arrested for selling illegal weapons." Wufei shuddered again and went back to trying to get to the coffee.

Just then the door burst down and Faith and Kathleen jumped through the door. "We're here to reuse you!" Kathleen yelled. Malice came through the door rolling her eyes at Kathleen and Heero came through, you guessed it; He was looking at Malice.

Faith saw Wufei looking at the coffee cup and asked him, "Do you want that?"

"YES!!!!" Wufei said, wide-eyed and psycho looking. Faith picked up the coffee cup and handed in to him. But before she could get it to him, an officer grabbed the coffee cup at glared at the four 'rescuers'. Wufei was still starring at the place where the coffee cup had been, with a shocked expression.

"Don't feed the prisoners," he said.

"Isn't it, don't feed the animals?" Kathleen said.

"You're under arrest for trying to feed them and trying to correct an officer! Oh yeah, and trying to break them out." He threw Kathleen in the cell with Trowa, Duo, and Shay and Faith, Malice, and Heero in with Wufei.

Duo was at the back of the cell and Trowa at the front. Between them Shay was bouncing around in a little circle. "What are you doing?" Kathleen asked.

"I'm cold!" Shay said, "If you haven't noticed, I'm not wearing very much."

"You know, Shay," Trowa said, "There's more than one way to get warm." Shay stopped bouncing and turned to Trowa. "But Trowa! I don't have a blanket!" she said in a matter-of-fact tone.

Trowa raised an eyebrow and Duo smiled and started jumping with Shay. "Duo!" Kathleen said, "What are you doing?"

"What? It looked fun!"

Kathleen paused for a second and asked, "What is that sound?"

"Fear, Quatre, and Blink," Trowa, Shay, and Duo said together.

"Blink?!?" Kathleen shrieked, "What's he doing here?"

"He was arrested for selling illegal weapons," Shay said, between jumps.

"Stupid wizard," Kathleen muttered.

"Wizard?" Shay said as she stopped jumping, "I know who the wizard is!" Everyone turned to her. She smiled. "It's –". Her last few words were drowned out my the large town clock's bells.

"Shay! What's the wizard's name? Who is it?!?" Kathleen asked.

"Wizard?" Shay asked, "What wizard?" Everyone slapped their foreheads.

In the cell next to theirs, Wufei was staring at the officer who was teasingly sipping the coffee while Faith watched the two. Malice was leaning against the cell and Heero was…do I really have to say it? "Wufei?" Faith asked, "Are you SHAKING?"

"Must have coffee. Must have JAVA!"

Malice was finally tired of Heero and swung her sword (yes, she still had it. Don't you love the way the police work?) and drove it into the wall just an inch to the right of Heero's head. "Will you stop just starring at me?!? It's very annoying!"

"Wufei," Herro said, "I think I'm in love."

By this point the officer was pouring himself a second cup of coffee, and Wufei lost it. He crashed through the bars and knocked the officer out and gulped the coffee down.

"We're free!" Faith said, leaping out of the bars.

Wufei suddenly realized how HOT coffee was. "Ack! Hot hot hot!" He exclaimed, opening his mouth and waving air into it.

Malice and Heero came out, Malice glaring and Heero starring. "Those two don't look happy," Trowa said.

"Oh don't worry," Faith said, "In a few hours they'll be inseparable." She threw Trowa the key and he unlocked it and the eight started to leave.

"HEY!" Fear called, "What about us?"

"Oh, we're sorry," Kathleen said, "We didn't think you're done. By all means, we'll wait."

"Really?"

Shay slapped Fear's head through the bars and handed her the keys, doing so with her eyes closed, because Fear was, of course, naked, and believe me Shay was NOT that way.

Fear and Quatre dressed and left with the others. Blink, well….Blink was gone. The wizard did it! The ten teenagers escaped jail without any consequences. In the parking lot they found a limo waiting for them. They all piled in and looked up at the driver, who happened to be Zecks.

"Zecks!" Amber squealed and attempted to jump and hug him, but ran into the almost invisible glass separating the driver and his passengers.

"Uh, I though you might need a lift," Zechs said and drove on. He's actually a good driver. Oh course, no one else knew that he had got a super limo with automatic steering, so he wasn't really driving, just pretending to. He was even making the sound effects.

Within moments they were at the beach house. Everyone scrambled out of the limo and split up, the boys running to their rooms. The girls stood dumbfounded until they heard a scream. They ran up the stairs to see Heero panting for breath. Duo, Wufei, Trowa, Zechs, and Quatre came running to see what was happening.

"I've never seen so much girl stuff in my life!" Heero exclaimed and pointed to the open door behind him.

"Hey!" Shay said, skipping into the room, "It's my dream room!" Sure enough, there were all sorts of fluffy curtains and blankets and stuff in the room, and even a closet off to one side filled with Shay's style of clothes.

The girls ran about the house and found that every single one of them had a room all to herself.

"Must be the wizard," Trowa said, and headed off to his room.

Wufei looked in the room one more time and shook his head. "I don't see what's so exciting about it. There's no coffee in there."

Well, the girls locked themselves in their rooms for an hour (except Kathleen locked Duo up with her and they had spontaneous sex) before everyone suddenly felt they wanted to go swimming in the HUGE pool on the rooftop.

Everyone except for Malice and Heero showed up at the swimming pool (they weren't the swimming type). Instead, Heero was showing off all his collection of guns and older weapons.

Kathleen came running out in a red bikini and slid to a stop in front of Duo. "Look! I'm skinny enough to wear a BIKINI! And hey, I get to show off my legs too! Look how SKINNY they are!"

Shay came out right behind her. "Lucky for me I was ALWAYS like this," Shay said and Fear and Kathleen both knocked her on the head. Fear ran toward the swimming pool, preparing to dive into it….then she saw the shark and jumped BACKWARD into Quatre's arms.

"SAVE ME!" she shrieked, "IT'S GONING TO EAT ME! IT'LL KILL ME! THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I IMAGINED I'D DIE!"

"Duo!" Trowa, Wufei, and Quatre yelled.

"Didn't we tell you to take the plastic shark OUT of the swimming pool?" Quatre growled and Duo walked away whistling innocently. Shay picked up the plastic shark and smiled.

"Look Fear!" she said and threw it at Fear, who shrieked so loud it brought Heero and Malice running up the steps, swords and guns in hand.

"What's wrong?" Heero asked at the same time Malice said, "Who died?"

"It was just fear," Duo said, "Freaking out over a plastic shark."

"Oh," Heero said, "I though you might have killed a stray dog."

Fear glared at him and then realized that she was still in Quatre's arms. She moved away from Quatre to hit Heero on the head. Malice glared. "Don't hit him like that!"

"I'll do what I want to!"

"And I'LL do what I want to!" Malice flicked Fear's forehead. Fear stumbled back, saying, "Ow!" and unexpectantly fell into the pool. She surfaced and opened her eyes, to see the plastic shark and, of course, screamed bloody murder. Everyone turned and saw Faith trying to suppress a laugh.

Anyhow, with a few inciendent, the group got to swim for an hour before it started to rain and they all had to run inside for a very interesting afternoon.

Okay, that's it for this chapter. I hope I you enjoy it and I try to get it up as fast as I could considering I have other stories to write! The next chapter will be done by Fear (Vampyress Suryna) and who knows were it will go. Anyway, review or I'll….I'll sick the wizard on you!

-Shade "Shay" Shavaya

~Kathleen~

…Okay, now I feel REALLY bad, it took her, what six days? And me what…FOUR months?? Stupid shay! It's all the wizards fault!! Okay, well, um..I'm done *hits shay* Stupid Shay you make me look bad!  ^-^ Though, it's forgiven cause I get to have Duo in * my * room…*drools all over herself *