So, they were inside, escaping the rain. Exciting, huh? Well, ya see, it wasn't just rain, it was a thunderstorm with lightening and thunder and the whole shebang. Almost everyone had gone inside, but Kathleen decided that she wanted to stay and play in the rain, dragging Duo with her.

"I'm singin' in the rain!" Even though Kathleen was now pretty, she was not at ALL a decent singer. Duo cringed and dogs howled somewhere far off.

"Do you HAVE to sing?" Duo asked, putting his fingers in his ears.

"Yes!" Kathleen jumped up on a random lamp post that appeared (thanks to the wizard) out of nowhere. "Just a' singin' in the rain!"

Duo ran back inside, leaving her to her lamp post and awful song, when she was struck by lightening. The sound she made attracted all that electric force to her. She fell over, all crispy and stuff.

~*Meanwhile*~ Back in the house, everyone had migrated to the living room, where they were watching TV. Faith happened to glance outside and see the crispy Kathleen.

"Hey, uh, guys... I think she's dead." Faith said, quite apathetic, and pointing out the window.

"Eh." Fear shrugged, shoving popcorn in her mouth. "She'll live."

"No, I mean, she's not moving... And ya know... stuff..." Faith continued. Everyone looked to Duo, who looked all confused like.

"WHAT?! WHY MUST YOU ALL STARE AT MEEEEE??" He huddled in a corner and, just as Wufei walked by, snatched the coffee out of his hands, guzzeling the entire cup. Well, this of course enraged the Java loving... erm... boy, and he attacked Duo. Everyone sighed and shook their heads. (They're good at this unsion thing, aren't they?)

"The wizard must be getting to his head..." Quatre said, matter-of-factly.

Shay sighed. "I'm bored..."

Malice sighed too, hanging from the ceiling fan. "Yeah... Me too..."

"Oh! I know!" Heero said, jumping up. "Let's... uh... go and ask... the wizard..."

Malice swung off the fan, doing a nifty-cool-'Look at me! I'm acrobatic!'-kinda move and threw her arms around Heero. "Oh, my lil' Heero. You're so smart."

Everyone stared. "You're little Heero?" Quatre asked.

"Hey, shuddup, dagnabit!" She smacked him.

"Hey! Chick! Don't hit my preciousssss..." Fear stopped, gaping, then covered her mouth.

Shay nodded. "You're having withdrawals, aren't you?"

Fear nodded. "I think so..." She puffed up her chest, letting her hands fall. "Don'tchu hurt my lil' Q-Man!"

Again, they stared. Now, they laughed, but decided that it just might be time to seek out this wizard person... (And since Shay's the only one who kinda knows where he is, it may be a difficult thing to do...) Well, the rain stopped and they all went outside and piled into the limo. Before they left, a charred and blackened person tapped on their window.

"Don't leave without me!" Kathleen's voice was muffled through the window.

"Oh, oops... We forgot about you..." Duo said with a broken toothed smile. Wufei got him good, by the way. Oh, and the charred-ness fell off of Kathleen as she dived into the limo, lunging for Duo.

"YOU FORGOT ME!?! HOW COULD YOU!!!???"

"Well, ya see. It's quite difficult to explain." Duo suddenly sounded as if he knew what he was talking about and everyone jumped out of the limo, screaming and running around like chickens with their heads cut off. So, away they go, screaming through the countryside and the city... erm... cityside? Is that even a word...? Anywho, they find a big huge mountain thingie...

"WE HAFTA GO IN THE WATER!? But, but, but... There're sharks and big scary things that will eat me!..." Fear panicked as they went down into the water. (Oh, and thanks to the wizard, they can breath whilest down there, too.)

"Don't worry. I'll protect you." Quatre told her, putting an arm around her.

"Oh, and let's not forget that Jack the Ripper is down here somewhere too..." Shay said, smiling mischieviously.

Fear screamed bloody murder and started for the shore, but Quatre and Kathleen dragged her back, kicking and clawing. Well, Malice was quite fed up with that and konked her on the head with her sword. She put the sword back and wiped her hands, walking away.

"Hey! We can't just leave her there. She'll get all scared and stuff..." Quatre protested.

"Oh, she'll be fine. Besides, we aren't REALLY gonna leave her..." Malice went over to Heero, giving him big puppy eyes. "Would you carry her, puh-lease, my lil' Heero?"

He raised an eyebrow. "Uh... No..."

She put her sword to his throat and another to his... uhm... Manhood. "Do it or I'll cut your HEAD off..." She growled. Heero yelped and went over to Fear, picking her up. So, yeah, they're on their way again. Down into the ocean and to this mountain thingie. They get there and find a sign:

"ABSOLUTLEY NO SOLICITORS!"

Shay blinked. "Must get a lot of those stupid solicitors out here."

Faith wrinkled her brow, frowning. "Out WHERE?... The middle of the ocean?"

Shay nodded, speaking as if she knew all. "No matter where you go, there will always be those evil salespersons."

"Dang straight! Evil salespersons." Duo said, knocking on the rock. "Hey, how do we get in?"

"Uh..." Everyone looked about the mountain thingie. Well, Heero was tired of carrying Fear, not that she was fat or anything because this is a magical land where everyone is skinny and pretty, but just because the walk with her there made him tired. It was a long walk. As soon as he set her down, she disappeared. He panicked, looking around for her. He found a red piece of brain coral and poked it. A big shiny-vortex-thingie opened up.

"Hey guys... I think I found it."

"Oh, my lil' Heero. You're so smart." She pounced him, to uh... Yeah. I'm not going to say it. It's dirty...

So, once they get the two seperated and hosed off, they go inside the shiny-vortex-thingie. They get in the mountain thingie and realize Fear's gone.

"Hey... Where'd she go?" Shay asked, then realized that Quatre was gone too. She sighed, thinking dirty things were happening between the two, when indeed they weren't... Hm... Where DID they go, anyway?...

~Fear!!~ Look it's me! I finally get my own chapter to write... *Sigh* So, I'm not as funny as Shay and Kathleen, but hey, dagnabit! I try and hard!... So, I'm a bad liar. Get over it... Cut me some slack, I mean, come on! It's my first time. *looks all timid like, then snickers* Oh, well... Hope you liked it... I think... And let's not forget that it only took me ONE HOUR to write this (only because I had to pee three times... I should lay off the Pepsi...), so *sticks her tongue out at Shay and Kathleen* to you. *smiles happily* I win... Oh, and yes, it's true. I am having "Lord of the Rings" withdrawals. *nods* Yeah, okay... I'm done...