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Emerald _Ice: I certainly wish I owned Draco! If I owned Draco I'd lock him up in my closet forever and well…never mind!

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Emerald_Ice: Drat! Don't forget the whip cream! ^__~

Slytherin_nette: And chocolate fudge! Mwahaha!

Draco: *whimpers* What am I, some kind of boy toy? What are you gonna do?!

S & E: Mwahahahahahaah!!!

S & E: Yes, bitch! You're ours now!

Draco: (whimpers)

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Draco: (muffled voice) H-help!!!!

TITLE: YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMERA!!

CHAPTER ONE- SUCKING SEVY AND PICKY PARVATI

A/N: Don't worry, it's not as naughty as it sounds you dirty-minded sickos!

One typical day, on a typical afternoon, in the typical Potions class taught by the not-so-typical Professor Severus Snape (or Severely Snapped, whatever you wanna call him), Colin Creevey was bored. He had in his stubby little hands a brand new Wizard camera, which was just itching to be used. And what an opportunity! Every Gryffindor in the 3rd and 4th years were having their exams together, Colin was finished (what a nerd) and he had nothing to do. What was there to do?

Picture candid moments, o'course! He looked at the front of the class where Snape sat at his table, a book in front of him.

"What could he be doing behind it?" Colin thought, vivid images floating in his head.

Snape scratching his greasy little head, Snape picking his nose, Snape removing bits of food from his teeth…he shuddered at the thought.

Colin looked at his right, where his idol, Harry Potter, Boy who was Still Living, sat. His eye rested on a blurry thing hanging from his pocket. Hmm, what could it be? His curious little hand reached for it, and his fingers became invisible!

Harry, being a Seeker, had very alert reflexes, so Colin got a piece of paper, crumpled it into a ball, and tossed it over Harry's head. Naturally, he turned and caught it, thinking it was a Snitch, and Colin managed to get the cloak. Sucker, he thought.

Just before Harry could turn around, he got the cloak on, and made his way to the front of the class, his camera clutched tightly in his hands. Hoo-boy, this is gonna be the photo of the millenium, he thought. He walked up the platform, peered around the book, and GASPED IN HORROR!

Snape, the Feared-and-Notorious-Probably-Criminally-Insane-Professor was SUCKING HIS THUMB!!

Colin grinned, moved behind his chair and after putting a teensy silencing charm on the camera, he clicked it. As the negative slid from under the slot, he skipped outside the classroom, took off the cloak, and pretended to have gone from the bathroom.

Snape looked up, a scowl permanently glued on his face.

"I never told you to go to the bathroom, Mr.Creevey," he drawled.

"It was an emergency, Professor," he said.

"You know how it is." Snape raised an eyebrow, and turned back to his book, ready to suck on his now waterlogged thumb.

Colin sat at his seat, threw another piece of paper over Harry's head, and Harry caught it again.

Impressive.

Colin tossed the cloak back on Harry's robes, and twiddled his thumbs, acting innocent. This day was getting interesting.

* * * * * *

Later that evening, Colin hurried back to the Gryffindor dormitories. He couldn't find any potential victims since the exam earlier. He frowned slightly. Didn't anyone screw up when they were alone anymore? He thought irritably.

Just as he was climbing up the stairs to the boys dormitories, he heard footsteps enter through the common room. Thinking he might just catch whoever that person was in an awkward moment, he hurried back to the common room, his hands tightening around his camera in anticipation.

Who was it? He thought as he peered from a nearby wall. He saw a flash of dark hair and instantly knew who that someone was. He giggled and raised the camera to his eager eyes, his finger itching to press the shutter.

His eyes widened as he saw pretty, but ditzy Parvati Patil walking in the room. Her eyes searched around for a sign of any unsuspecting Gryffindors who may be watching nearby. Then, with a faint cough, she hastily put a finger to the seat of her robes and pulled on something just as Colin had pressed the button on his camera. Luckily, it didn't flash.

"That's better." She said in obvious relief, wiping her forehead.

Colin's jaw dropped open and the camera nearly fell from his hands in shock.

Oh my gawd! He thought, blinking.

Parvati picked a wedgie! I'm never gonna look at her the same way again! He shuddered involuntarily.

Luckily, Parvati didn't hear him making a faint choking noise and continued her way to the girls dorms as if nothing had happened.

Colin made a faint noise of panic and scrambled up to his own dorm, his face now red with suppressed giggles. Colin sniggered to himself. This day was fun…