I havn't been writing my South Park story latly, I've been kinda busy.
Anyhoo, here's a different story.
I was in the new hotel. My dad was filming his latest movie. This wasn't a normal hotel. It was all spooky and stuff. I was all creeped out and stuff. It was midnight. I was in bed. I tried sneaking some cookies earlier, but there were evil demons in the kitchen. No, really. So I was in bed, the covers pulled over my head. All was silent. Except for New Genous, by the Gorillaz, playing very quitly in the background. Or maybe I was just imagining it. Who knows? Anyways, I had to piss real bad. I couldn't hold it. Avoiding the spooky demons and stuff, I made it to the bathroom. But the trouble started there. Happy Noodle Boy Jumped out of the toilet. "MEOW! CAT CHOW!" "Oh no, shut up!" I murmered. "I EAT FISH AND DO THE TANGO AT THE SAME TIME! MY BALLS HURT!" "Fuck you" I said. "I'M A SOGGY FISH!" "That's nice to know, now can you get out, so I can piss?" Happy Noodle Boy wouldn't give in. "MY ASS ITCHES!" I couldn't take it anymore. I flushed him.
I was in the new hotel. My dad was filming his latest movie. This wasn't a normal hotel. It was all spooky and stuff. I was all creeped out and stuff. It was midnight. I was in bed. I tried sneaking some cookies earlier, but there were evil demons in the kitchen. No, really. So I was in bed, the covers pulled over my head. All was silent. Except for New Genous, by the Gorillaz, playing very quitly in the background. Or maybe I was just imagining it. Who knows? Anyways, I had to piss real bad. I couldn't hold it. Avoiding the spooky demons and stuff, I made it to the bathroom. But the trouble started there. Happy Noodle Boy Jumped out of the toilet. "MEOW! CAT CHOW!" "Oh no, shut up!" I murmered. "I EAT FISH AND DO THE TANGO AT THE SAME TIME! MY BALLS HURT!" "Fuck you" I said. "I'M A SOGGY FISH!" "That's nice to know, now can you get out, so I can piss?" Happy Noodle Boy wouldn't give in. "MY ASS ITCHES!" I couldn't take it anymore. I flushed him.