This is just a short thing written for Challenge in a Can. I can't remember the website for it. But my specific challenge was to write a story using Glory, a Pillow, and being enraged. It seemed like a fun idea, so here's my story. By the way, if you think I think I own this than you have more problems than my friends Caleb and Christina COMBINED!

My Girl

"Her most magnificantness Glorificus! Her beauty shines like no other!"

That's all my minions can say; it's so boring. At times I get sick of it. Sometimes I want an honest opinion on things. That makes me so ENRAGED! I just want to hit something!

Then I meet that little girl. She's so different. Beautiful yes, but utterly loyal to her precious Buffy. She insulted me! How dare her! I will get my revenge. Maybe when I find my key I'll take her with me so I can teach a lesson or two. I'll show her exactly how much of a Goddess I am.

But her sister makes me want to scream and hit things! I just want to scream! Last night I ruined one of my adorable, blue satin pillows. I ripped it open pretending it was that bitch's head. But I don't think little Dawnie would like that very much. Oh well, I hope she'll get over it soon because Buffy is going down.

Dawn Summers better watch out. She's going to be my girl, soon.