"Raven: The Professional Troublemaker"
by: Serena-chan
A/N: Okay, here's part two!!
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"Why do I have to be a part of this?!" Ron asked, outraged, "Can't you
manage on your own?"
"Because," Raven said matter-of-factly, "it always helps to have a partner in
crime!"
They were sitting down in Ron's kitchen discussing the matter of getting Harry
and Ginny together over a glass of iced pumpkin juice.
"I always knew you were trouble." Ron grumbled under his breath.
"Enough yapping!" Raven shouted, "How are we going to do this? We need a
plan!" Raven whipped out a piece of parchment and a quill pen. "Any suggestions?"
"Your the one forcing me into all of this," Ron said, "you think up the plan."
"Fine!" said Raven, glaring at him and pointing her pen, "But you've gotta help
me carry it out, all right?"
"What ever." muttered Ron.
"Good. Now, let's see..." she began to scribble furiously on the piece of
parchment.
And Harry said that she wasn't any trouble, ha! Ron thought.
"Done!" shouted Raven, jerking Ron out of his thoughts.
"Your finished already?" Ron said in surprise.
"Well I am a master at this kind of thing." Raven said, winking, "I've
done this a million times before."
"Figures." muttered Ron, as he took the parchment from Raven and
read:
The Plan:
Phase one-the trip
"Trip?" asked Ron.
"Okay, picture this scenario: Harry is walking down the hall. The
only other person in it is Ginny. Harry trips. Ginny, being the
nice person she is, will help him up. That will definitely make a good
impression in Harry's eyes since he hasn't really discovered his
feelings for her yet."
"I guess." Ron said, "But how will you make sure that he trips?"
"I've already got that figured out." Raven replied, "Just keep
reading."
Phase two-talking
"What's 'phase two' about?" Ron asked.
"Ginny always says that when she has a boyfriend, she wants it
to be someone she can tell anything to. We have to somehow get
them alone and make them have one of those heart-to-heart chats.
That'll make Ginny like him even more."
Phase three-T or D?
"What's 'T or D?' mean?"
"You mean you don't know?" Raven inquired.
"No." said Ron, feeling exceedingly stupid.
"'T or D?'," Raven explained, "is an abbreviation for
'Truth or Dare'. We can get them to confess and do
a lot with that little game!"
Ron groaned and turned his attention back to the paper.
Phase four-room
Ron looked up at Raven quizzically.
"Phase four is where we lock them in a room together for
a couple of hours. Let them have another one of those
\heart-to-hearts. As for the rest..."
Ron looked at the paper:
Phases five, six, seven, ect.-?
"...I haven't figured those out yet but I'll work on those
later. Right now we need to put the first four phases into action."
Ron sighed and looked at the clock. "We'll work on them in the
morning. It's getting late and we're going to Diagon Alley
tomarrow to get our school stuff."
"Oh that's right!" Raven said excitedly, "I forgot about that!
That's perfect! We'll get some of the things we'll need there!"
"What do you mean 'some of the things we'll need'?" Ron asked
suspiciously, "If you think that I'm spending any of my money on
any of your stupid-"
"I'll pay for the stuff!" Raven shouted, cutting him off.
"Good." muttered Ron, turning to go.
"Wait a minute!" Raven said, stopping him, "I just remembered
something. Your not going to tell Harry what we're up to, are you?"
"Are you kidding me?!" Ron asked, "If Harry knew I was meddling in
his love life he'd kill me!"
"Good!" Raven said, relieved, "And remember, if you don't help me
with this, I'll tell everyone about your crush on Hermione!"
"I know, I know!" Ron shouted, running up the stairs to his room.
Raven grinned as she cleared the empty glasses from the table and
deposited them in the sink, before heading back up to Ginny's room.
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"I thought you were only going down for a glass of water." Ginny said,
when Raven entered the room, "You must've drank an awful lot of water
to be down there that long."
"Oh," said Raven casually, "your brother was down there and we had an
interesting little...chat."
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A/N: Well, that's it for part two! Is Raven evil or what? Part three coming soon!
~Serena-chan~
by: Serena-chan
A/N: Okay, here's part two!!
______________________________________________________________
"Why do I have to be a part of this?!" Ron asked, outraged, "Can't you
manage on your own?"
"Because," Raven said matter-of-factly, "it always helps to have a partner in
crime!"
They were sitting down in Ron's kitchen discussing the matter of getting Harry
and Ginny together over a glass of iced pumpkin juice.
"I always knew you were trouble." Ron grumbled under his breath.
"Enough yapping!" Raven shouted, "How are we going to do this? We need a
plan!" Raven whipped out a piece of parchment and a quill pen. "Any suggestions?"
"Your the one forcing me into all of this," Ron said, "you think up the plan."
"Fine!" said Raven, glaring at him and pointing her pen, "But you've gotta help
me carry it out, all right?"
"What ever." muttered Ron.
"Good. Now, let's see..." she began to scribble furiously on the piece of
parchment.
And Harry said that she wasn't any trouble, ha! Ron thought.
"Done!" shouted Raven, jerking Ron out of his thoughts.
"Your finished already?" Ron said in surprise.
"Well I am a master at this kind of thing." Raven said, winking, "I've
done this a million times before."
"Figures." muttered Ron, as he took the parchment from Raven and
read:
The Plan:
Phase one-the trip
"Trip?" asked Ron.
"Okay, picture this scenario: Harry is walking down the hall. The
only other person in it is Ginny. Harry trips. Ginny, being the
nice person she is, will help him up. That will definitely make a good
impression in Harry's eyes since he hasn't really discovered his
feelings for her yet."
"I guess." Ron said, "But how will you make sure that he trips?"
"I've already got that figured out." Raven replied, "Just keep
reading."
Phase two-talking
"What's 'phase two' about?" Ron asked.
"Ginny always says that when she has a boyfriend, she wants it
to be someone she can tell anything to. We have to somehow get
them alone and make them have one of those heart-to-heart chats.
That'll make Ginny like him even more."
Phase three-T or D?
"What's 'T or D?' mean?"
"You mean you don't know?" Raven inquired.
"No." said Ron, feeling exceedingly stupid.
"'T or D?'," Raven explained, "is an abbreviation for
'Truth or Dare'. We can get them to confess and do
a lot with that little game!"
Ron groaned and turned his attention back to the paper.
Phase four-room
Ron looked up at Raven quizzically.
"Phase four is where we lock them in a room together for
a couple of hours. Let them have another one of those
\heart-to-hearts. As for the rest..."
Ron looked at the paper:
Phases five, six, seven, ect.-?
"...I haven't figured those out yet but I'll work on those
later. Right now we need to put the first four phases into action."
Ron sighed and looked at the clock. "We'll work on them in the
morning. It's getting late and we're going to Diagon Alley
tomarrow to get our school stuff."
"Oh that's right!" Raven said excitedly, "I forgot about that!
That's perfect! We'll get some of the things we'll need there!"
"What do you mean 'some of the things we'll need'?" Ron asked
suspiciously, "If you think that I'm spending any of my money on
any of your stupid-"
"I'll pay for the stuff!" Raven shouted, cutting him off.
"Good." muttered Ron, turning to go.
"Wait a minute!" Raven said, stopping him, "I just remembered
something. Your not going to tell Harry what we're up to, are you?"
"Are you kidding me?!" Ron asked, "If Harry knew I was meddling in
his love life he'd kill me!"
"Good!" Raven said, relieved, "And remember, if you don't help me
with this, I'll tell everyone about your crush on Hermione!"
"I know, I know!" Ron shouted, running up the stairs to his room.
Raven grinned as she cleared the empty glasses from the table and
deposited them in the sink, before heading back up to Ginny's room.
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"I thought you were only going down for a glass of water." Ginny said,
when Raven entered the room, "You must've drank an awful lot of water
to be down there that long."
"Oh," said Raven casually, "your brother was down there and we had an
interesting little...chat."
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A/N: Well, that's it for part two! Is Raven evil or what? Part three coming soon!
~Serena-chan~